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|Paper||Spanish Fork Sun|
sibil . Necessary to Ecoanmlze. Vnklad I am aorry, Henry, said Uncle Simpkins Well, I wonder what theis tnibts will take hold of next. There George, "that you exhibit so little in orthography. That letter a corner in arnica. . Klimkins 'lines from ihr. biunmnl of Malcolm you wrote to Mr. Brown the other By Jinks! I guess Ill sell day fi Hughes Nock , Main street, had so many misspelled words that it my bicycle and buy a horse. Good ' News. act the whole counting room in a roar. mry Saturday morning. SCOTT & IIOLT. Tl'ml" said Henry. EVERT DOG HAS Ulfi DAY. Thata just the in world. this were a There way good the in at Ehtmd rstoffc Spanish words in that letter that I know 'rk City , Utah, for transmission many were spelled right; but of course I got i rough the mails as second class matter. no credit for that Boston Transcript no yisr ..$2.00 Footed. 1.00 f it tiuiiuU Rosenbaum Ah, Shellenbergerl 50 Ill fijtftt mouth bet you a qvater dot I can tell vere you fxr.TOH L. Scott.. .Editor and Managor yoost come from. I take dot bet Shcllenbcrger DECEMBER 01, 1803 ITURDAY, Rosenbaum Yon yoost come off dot railroad cars. I sea dot Boot In your pffins Aw ears. OF Shellenberger (triumphantly) Give SPANISH FORK CITY, UTAH lue dot qvater, Rosy. Dot soot has been there since I come from Sheecargo von Major, John Jonoa. month ago. Judge. B. 'Wm. Hughes, W. O. Creer, . Rufus P. Snoll, Councilors, Thos. C. Holding, Niol Gardner, Marl ous LarseD, Tetor F. Bojaclc. Marshal, Benjamin Williams. City attorney, Wra. Creer. Kscordsr, Samuel Cornaby. Treasurer, Wm. Robertson. Attr and Collector, Hubbard Tuttlo. Sexton, John Robertson. City Inspector, Hubbard Tuttle. Pound keeper. Rocs D. James. Precint justice, J, W. Robertson. City justice, John P. Jones. Constable, Reee D. James, Watsrmaster, James Warner. Road supervisor, James Warner. r A Janet think how we have underrated Mr. Thorlcy. Why, it seems ho has been all over Europe, India, China, Japan and Australia. Geraldine Anything remarkable place to us but Brownsville. Judge. JEST LIKE ONE OF TUB FORCE. Police Sergeant'Well, what has this man been doing? Officer OBrog Imjiersonatin an officer, sor. Whin I found him sittin dhrunk on a beer keg he said he had just stopped there a minute to tie his shoestrings. Judge. Not Tressed for Time. The train mado A stopping at th twenty-nintcrossing and then tlu pnssenger turned anc blandly inquired of the conductor wha was the matter with the train. The Conductor (surlily) If you don't like the way this train runs you car get off and walk. Tho Bland Passenger (more affably than ever) Oh, never mind Im in nc aoecial hurry. Epoch. - JEWEL Ut, SPECTACLES. wockly by the Span ish For Fine Watch and Jewelry Repairing Co-op- . Wheat Oats - Brewery Barley Feed Barley. Shelled Corn Butter JL CXECX.A.3LiT'r, 65c pet butbeb $1.10 perewt. 00 ' " eo Old Bank Building, l.io " Main 30c per pound 30c per doaen 5 00 per ton 3t c each 30c etch Egg3 Cc 7c 6c 6c per lb g A Stroke of Lack. Doodles Just had a tremendous piece . . of luck. 117 Noodles As how? "In the last issue of the Spanish Fork Doodles Why, met Snyder, and he sun (!) me for two dollars. truck ' IIow dim iit rays; how dull its light Noodles Well? ppenrt an article referring to our paper. Doodles I hadnt a cent Say, If Tan Sow had a half an educated can you lendWhy, me five dollars? t Ucksmith for its editor, its light would Noodles No; I'm in the same good a far brighter than It ii, Tiro It tuck. Harper's Bazar. night le able to ehioe with a small light f only that of a blacksmith forgo. . We Tli Forre of Clrcamitaaeee. eod not say that it it one of the most Mrs. Pctcrby Can you wash? eak wtekiitt published, it will show for Matilda Snowball Ob course t Lis self. wash, if it has ter be. Only through courtesy cm it be called Can you cook? oawtpntHr at 11. If it has ter be, b course I kin Wo wonder that the six persons em cook." . Are you honest? . iloytd by Tn Sun can make a light , i o brighter. "You bet Iao honest, If I has ter be." Don't kick until you are stronger you Texas Siftings,'.. wight iojuro yourself. . We wonder that there are no i trsnk tt you plraee to term some of A llnpil llesunn. our citizens that do not advertise in At a Wvlal 'Tutli Ting a widow ilid not rour rag. We wonder that Til Sen boasts of engago in trippin-- ; the fantastic 'Sving so many persons employed, sod toe. A gunflumau sppro.i:'mul her and t . list the people are cranks for not adver- abkvd: ,, r. i i "Are yon g 'ig t dunce this even ting iu their sheet. The oily resson ng? thy they should advertise in Tn 8u "Not until t that it hat til employes, who need midnight." "Why nut b fon ipporl Is tho anniversary If any "half educated person will tell of "Because my eccood lui i death." Texas t what the shove clipping is trying to blfUnga, at wa'l! give them a yeare eupscrlp liy the Cent. lea, and we only guess. Wouder if the vnollie Er nW Miw. Ffgg, may I litor of the "Enterprist knows what an dare to ot7-- my heart uni band to the oeircled question indicates, suppose he fairest of her rev, tho wose without a . at taw tome paper uie it of late. , The tlwrn? Miss Laura Mr, S phleigh, you are ditor of this paper is not ashamed to tho fourth to propose to nm In those lace hit phytiog at the haad of hie pa very aamo wont-- . . . A U.f ona'.i follahsuse Chollio Y:i-ctr, at he has not stole any horses re tally. We favor no particular class of that fatvia of pn opos.1. r.cutYtierknow. lodianapolia J.'urinl. eople, because they wear a little better (einbli ; I m. lit of cloihtt, nr have a dollar more; we -I Police First to nu Captain going peak what we mtaa and If a fsw conn--would follow our motto put a stop to this gagitdmg business in my previiu't. a that reiptct there would be less deaths ' Second loltre'Co' itajn A good Lira it Is a digraeo to he city, but I doai Mnoeg the fraternity. Thnk the hamt 'newspaper, (which tells more about think you can step it. "Ill bet ah'i(drc j, 1 can." Russia than its own town) wa speak of ol.t mail," Texas Sift-IBS- "Ill you, go "ill he (ho next corps to add to Utahs iany. The editor of Tas Bow don't put Tovrr ,4 Will. .imtslfopae having much sense, but How is my rick Expectant Ne;iwv he gelt ernght la a lie he uncle to day? drti the fact without angsr. Even the Family Doctor H ueh better. His will kcei. him alive. .rovo Mitpatdh lays; Nephew I'.iidlv) - tni afraid that's so. Childlike and bland ia all iia rural Io rnaJe hia will in my f.ivnr twenty of irrara agis and I don't norance the Ephraim EntcrprU liell did while that win i" i'u cvietein'e. Good Vtduridsy last anoouoeea that James Newa"died a a. Bum yeeterdav" TRIBUNE ' . s the n. c. w. going to give tl people eae faie t the ronnd tslp betwHn all satlOBl on lie lias no account of the holidays, Pale f tickets to commenc'd Die. 23 1593, to 'anusry 1.189.1, gooJ to return January 1,1893. Now Is your chsnc totskss heap ride to irs your relatives in other t'.ullin. V mil, tin do tnemlinh" of )U unngashnn Who are so II U ml in n ,i t in' 1'tiUe.ns BASEMENT COMMERCIAL SAY INGS BANK. PROVO CITY, WHEN . I! UTAH GOING I TO PROVO Have your ..'.olograph taken bf Hs has the irputatiori c of turning out the finest Work South of Salt Lake, or even in the Territory. Call on him. Photo-graphi- C. A. Conkiing, MANAGER. North i Street, - PltOV'f PYNE& MAIBEN DRUGGISTS PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED. n fare, J. U. Bsssrrr, Geo'l Past. Agent. DLs ld dmt it, papa? , . -- it tay right Laml " J Yes. my dc of boy. ' Fonryearold Den dls must be wrong hand? Boston Herald. ; Father JJDI0B PAGIFI 0 SYSTEM , The Logie of Youth. Four-year-o- oj TLLXn CARD TJDOJLXJ iHHMmmmMaaMMs missions. tpormomrSoo, tDotssnomoso. tof patriot, elgnal-ecrvlce?- ) 1 . sf Usmors, A.tiltM frloo tub, I iu i tons. $tOO. loss moMo son sSTSOHt. Sion, frontal Olrm1lS drtn 9 hit Tzsrnnniiiwitk eieLMaAM MB. T.LOUIA TEASDEL's Ilia , As to the miriti of S. P. e andcVa stock of holiday and wintor aupplioa general clothing and furnishing loads them all in low prieoj. ,Tbo puople are with UR because we have wliat they wont; our energios are cot scattered in the wild endeavor to do all the world's trade. Our oiTorts are concpnlratod in buying and oiling tTFIC BEST that's made in Mens. Boys and Childrens 4 'loth iug, Furninhinge and Headwear, and vorj thing bmagnable for use, What ever's Now, Whatevers Fashionable, whatever! Good, wealever'e Roliable, we have it in a range. Best of tdl we keep down prices. Five wututUs comparison provei it. OTHER B ORES MIGHT DO AS WELL BUT THEY DONT I . l , Secrets of the llaalaei v t.ei-.lir- Trompt, Fouttrj 0ere for Impotent, tots I of HanhooS, Smlt When You go to Salt Lake to Buy Goods. - Adding luault to Iiirfi Van Duscn (rejected) You have wade me desperate! My death will lie at yonr door, for before lawna I shall blow my brains outl Amy Oh! I don't think there's the slightest danger of that! Life. 1 Utah; Provo, WEST BOUNI . : . ? "What ia Fleecy doing since he Wit to de basket, lirnh " would the Only change do pi.ir.uu u lit hi Uy "Oh, he's writing weather Indications droppln in a iicedi.- ur ihr. a onr, in to cr dtt tor Western newspapers. awldlr fodc purpose oh o !n up doso Judge, r button do pastor would f deeply I Of Caone They De. , . ", N yrateful for dorr thoughtfulness. Mra Tabby Don't coarse expraeeteai V. Herald. Jar upon your nerves, Mrs. (lath? Mrs. Uabb Yen bet they d - AST BOUND, Corrected. "How w ell you look ia second mourn Ing!" "This isn't my second. John was nc fourth husbaud. you know. Judgo. j y If BARBERS. STORES LOCAL TIME CARD. e would weigh. P. S. e .. Bscxrcs e LOOK OUT FOR e ;t I s s , L southern grocer, being greatly annoyed by flies, distributed twenty-onsheets of sticky about hie store.. In the evening he gathered them up and, noticing how much heavier they were, concluded to weigh them. lie acsheets cordingly placed the twenty-onwith their loads of dead flics upon the calcs; they tipped tho beam at exactly seven pounds.- - Thun he placed twenty one fresh sheets on the scales and found that they weighed but four pounds and four ounces. Thun the flics were shown to weigh two pounds and twelve ounces. He next commenced to figure on the matter and found that there were twenty flies to each square inch of the fly paper; each sheet had 8U0 square inches and 0,730 flics; tho twenty-ousheets containing in all 141,130 flies. Thus it la plain that one can easily ascertain the exact weight of a single fly; for if 141, 130 flics weigh two pounds aud twelve ounces it is easy to calculate what oca .u.-m- I Weight of 141,110 File i A tr FllnS 0LUFF & SGOTT Julius Jensen, to-d.--y - Inter-Mountai- . t Ai- Paysoh "Da-voust- . . e St.. . h mild-lookin- Last week the Ephraim Knterqrise said 'ames O. Bi.aiki d:ed yesterday, and said he didnt. The iditor of that Vring abortion gets angry, and in order spit out hit Ignorance comments on , mo of our paid locals and slings hit ,'ocll in a go es syle as follows, regardless tvpogrsphi I Market Report. Corrected ic Watches, Clocks progreA.Mun9cy8 DIAMONDS: who is Its editor ' Dae law Pur-ciicro- Janet Yea Iloe never talked any tone looks bsck al the old year i( like a dream. WTe should ponder ( the events which occured in the yesr iet closed and Itj to do better in each icceeding year. We trust and hope .iet a happy people as we hare in t panisli Fork are at Comfortable as they rare the year previous. We again wish on all happy New Yesr. McCa w, F. FINE STOCK. western ry. about that? A happy New Year to all. We gladly olcouie the New Yea in all its glory quill-driver- W.p. BOWENS W. P. Bowen, Spanish Fork, exhibite at the fair a very select lipe of French Coach and Percberon stock, at tbe bead Dry Benches of which stands "Davoust," a dark dappleAll'ttlla Seed IX -gray imported Percheron stallion that took first prize for best Purcheron stallion; and three of bit get. RIO CRANDE has been awarded more first u his get than any other for prizes stallion in Utah, and was also a Christmas and New Years very Close competitor for sweepstakes at the fair of 1893. Holidays. Mr. Bowen also swept off the first prize Tickets will be sold on Dec. 23d, for largest and best display ot home34tb, 25th and 81st, and January 1st, bred Frencli coach and Purcheron lows, between any two stations on the line bd achievement that Mr. Bowen may All tickets limited to return January well be proud of, considering the strong 4, 1803. competition against which he bad to contend. All of Mr, Bowens animals of breeding age were imported direct from France. Mr. Bowen has at til timet for sale number one stock of the above classt a Also grades of tl.s shove breeds CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED Headquarters for Below is a list of prizes awarded to Air . Bowen: For Percheron For Putois, (No.8767) lewab-WaMiss, first prize; gold medal and $35. Second prize, Davoust, (No. 6558) $10. Best mare, Amelia, (No. 16007) 1 year The country dog goes to the city. old and under 2; first prize gold medal; Puck. second prize, $5. Bust mare. Turbine; (No. 8380) with Both Out. colt by her tide; first prize, gold meda Is the cash Depositor (breathlessly) and $25. ler in? Best Alley, 1 year old and under two Bonk Examiner No, hee out Are first prize, gold medal. you a depositor? Best stallion, Dsvous, and three of his Yea." get; first ptizr, gold medal and $35. , "Well, youre out, too." N. Y. French Coach For stallion, Kali, Weekly. 571) second prize $5. (No. V Aa Amerlrsa Herbarium. French Coach For best stalion and "Lord Cheapsidea looked terribly de three of hit get; second prize $10. pressed when I met him this morn For belt and largest display of home ing." bred Percheron and French Coach horses "Yes; I had loaned him one of my first prize, gold medal . clean 6hirts before he discovered that it opened at the back." Puck. Without an Incentive. , TIIEY SALT LAKE mums Jenkins, the lawyer! is very happy in addressing a jury. Why isnt he better as an after-dinnspeaker? Sccundus Because in the latter case his dinner doesnt depend upon his SOLID SILVER SPOONS, FORKS. speech. Life. ' . Tbs Largest and Butt Stock ia Provo Troreulonal Etiquette. in a nswipspsr devoted to the beat Diamonds set and Mrs. Brown I wonder why Dr. Finn tereils of the catern lipr, and parti Loose to select from didn't bow! culars to tbs development of the Mr. Brown Devotion to his profes Repairing in all its ountry. slon as a surgeon, you know he deBranches, First-C- l us For advsrtiiiDH purposes incomparably Y . r lights la cutting people. Munseya tiis best paper between San Francisco nd Denver. Weekly. With a Parenthetical Uudentindlng. Daily, 865 irsuat per year... .$1$ 00 THE JEWELER. Miss Vernon Mr. Crook Is a fine Weekly, 13 pp. 86 col., per yr. 8 00 1 60 horseman. Doesn't he look as if he Weekly, six months PROVO, UTAH 75 was born in the saddle? 7eely, three months. .. . ... Jack Belvidere TOE Yes; particularly TRIBUNE Adrees, when you see 1dm walking on be street. Salt Lax Cm. Pw'lr. Refreshing Itutenee. Oh, Geraldine, jubt mvcntiv modern school keep up with V eckiy. Hay Spring Chicke Old Chickens Dry Apricois Dry Apples Dry Priims THE NEW YEAR. , - improvement. lder pro-flcien- CITY OITICERO . A r j.-J- ury. 101X0 SOUTH. No. p. tn. . No. OOtMO Notiru , 1 No. 8. No. . mmtit. 4 m 6 17 a. m. a. m. t. 4 31 7 40 l.v. Kail Lake. Ar. 7.0J lOOOAr. Bp. Fork. Lv. 7:158.47 :16 1 1 :39 I.v. Juab. Ar 5:70 1:41 10-0- D. E. Bunt.i v, Ganl Agat, Gelt a Lr Main St., Salt Lake City.