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Show never. Elndrali was in the golden land . HOMING PIGEONS. And there was another grave among the justic beneath the palm trees as they Prepared for graves ''Gsjij waved beside the flowing Nile, and the Their Practical Value as a Means one of Readers. Christs star in the east was shining above rPOur of Communication. F. tho fields and hills of Palestine. W. J. I once in prehistoric days stood s Thorold in Toronto Mail. Whst They Can lie Taught to Do-mys-- t ,cuintured temple of the flour-Only WUl They Return to Their Owa FffTDtiw goddess Isis there Lolts, But They Can 1lck Out , ukle. of mansion pralnel rich the tears go Their Own Skips. ea is a This common occurrance and one family of Palestinand greud had freed that will lay people up ordinarily 6 to 8 The naval messenger pigeon service Roman rule she weeks, yet we will guarantee Ballards was established in France borne by night and seek by Admiral K LressiDR their name and cancea.-f- . Snow Liniment to cure any case of Dupctit-Thouar- s several Bergasso years After three yean .Drained ankle in 1 to 3 days if applied ago, with nationality. at Toulon. headquarters wan-sands t in to and desert all once, r across the immediately relieve Every man leaving Toulon, in pain. Snow Liniment will cure caravans they found a dwslling any old says the New York Herald, is now proore on man or beast. It will bcal all vided with an outfit of iimblinK palace built on the mins homing pigeons, !n!8 on the follaged banks of the Wounds and cure Sprains, Burns, Scalds which are released at various distances never of years has Bruises, Sore Throat, Sore Chest, Lame according to the 6tage of their respecttbat for thousands fertile soil Pack, Corns, Bunion, For Rheumatism ive ri,0 and brood over the training. With a few They I umbago, Neuralgia, Contracted Mus-cle- s they return to their home loftsexceptions ,'idark land of the pharaohs. the bearD in thl could it hat no equal. Do not allow any ers of cipher dispatches attached in the ..happy a exiles coun other white Liniments to be put off on of foreign though friendly customary manner to their wings or ne river flowing past their palace rou for Snow Liniment. There le no tails. that other like it. Ask for Ballard's Snow A loft has been established ofl board be waters of the yellow Tiber, Sold by E. B. Sorley. emored with the gold and stained I iniment. the gunnery practice ship St. Louis j blood of the victims of the ,be with a view to accustoming pigeons to -nthrone of tho Seven Hills, and the report and smoko of guns. They follow the vessel in her cruises and ail ths fears of fallen princes. 0 fairest L they had taken the hopes never mistake her for another. n. OKIES FOB HIS iieot graves beneath the palm Their usefulness has been especially beside the waved flowing a they demonstrated whenever tho 6lrips of Straxigfl Passion of a Two-Teartbs squadron Were beyond the .range of Old Chicago Child. l onij two remained.' One, tlj heliograph, as they enabled the call voice the for i woman, waiting cc mmander of tho fleet to communicate it woman a hcrosi tbe cold waves Leonard Turner, Taught to tik with the shore at long distances when le expressive countenance and sug Pretty no other means of communication were Tobacco When But Few Months her of saw the velor you . j available: Old, Now Fond of Ills Plpo nn LtorTand the virtue of her religion an Occasional Cigar, The service which the ordinary folber was the womans grandchild performs by carpigeon unconsciously iili ehowetf the Egyptian neighpore Leonard and simia orders, letters, rying reports Turner, baby, she had never spoken to them smokes a is on based lar the natural and the dispatches pipe cigars, says of her mother, instinct of the pigeon to return to its i.iih Tribune. Chicago was the when dey morning His mother lives at No. 2221 Went- own home, to whicii its nest, mate and would aiog her grandmother avenuo arid supports her two food attract it In a there and back little child' voice celling, worth children by going out washing and flight however, the iosk is to induce the iEledrali would say, Oh, grandma, When she leaves home of a same pigeon which, unless harried cleaning. f'tirii not shinirg, but I see the holy she takes the little ones to the away, as a rule, never forsakes its own morning had Palestine of child for 1! the nursery r.t No. 23311 Wabash avenue, loft to fly to another loft with which her .mother tell of the holy day leaves them there in care of the nurses, it has been previously made acquainted I wets written in the sacred school. In order to provide itself there with its Lt the Christ who was to come std and after her days work is done goes to I the children of men the life divine the nursery, gathers the two little tots accustomed food and water and then in her arms, pays fifteen cents for thelx to return to its proper home; J to men that golden light, tingeing In this manner a pigeon carries a disdays keep and hurries home With I Lives of time, that guides the soul U them. patch to a certain spot with the view of But little Lerine, as his pet name obtaining food there. The first mesI flii girl thought often of her molhers Is a great smoker. When hut a sage la then removed and an answer runs, this in foreign she rliwhen lay dying old he was taught to smoke months few is written k Watch, my child, for it A.eo ths Christ shall come hie sta tobacco in an ordinary clay pipe. Now And some he cries for it. i be seen in the east. He was seen yesterday at the nursery; v, in the long honri of the dark and He is a pretty child, With even, regular kt night of Egypt her wakeful would f the voice of Elndrali, starting a features, big bright black eyes, and dark hair. Ilis complexion la prscast long golden whisper down. very Inhere she slept and dreamed, Crying clear and a healthy glow runs oychis I mother, I am cortrineP And then features, ne wears a heat little red and white striped dress, black Stock father would bef the woman pray-i- i tags, new shoes, and evidently has been smiled and ib kissed thi child cared for: He is the picture of Oh, Elndrali well ugh her tear, eobbing is very lively, constantly laughthree shrunken lips thou hast heard health, would make a nice picture for and ing, thou the streaks in the morning sky novelties. ., the golden laid. grow brighter dainty advertising it i, more His pipe was held up to view. Be at the east tbe id when golden crowing and clapof Chriet shall shine ah, I fear once began laughing, and toddled across the It eyes now so sad, so sunken, shall ping his hands ft was before that morning, I have loved eo room reaching for that pipe, bestem He him. tho handed poked child the u, my ever dawn ; but, In (halt see it. Oh, fther, my soul tween his red lips, jammed his chubby bowl, in weary. Oh; forgive met I see fingers down into tho one who had handed dirk river rollisg, 1 bear the cold longingly at the its celling, Oh, my daughter I come. a- ,isd now Elndrali wandered along tmi fiokon tort Atori. rgthe flowers, for there was another beneath thr re among ths grave substituted, which the pigeon on the is trees b f the flowing nil . completion of its feeding carries back jh yean went by, and the child beto its own loft. In this way it is poslie a woman. Still, in the morning, sible with ft single loft of ten birds beard jrslhe day wai dawoing, trained for this particular work to keep ume eweet voice of Elndreli laying, I if constant communication by messages Jh, husband, the star ia not shining. two places, either or both of which And still It lie the golden land! may be bp sieged or blockaded. I evening she knelt before her tester After several successful experiments xdow and prayed the same prayer the in Italy with homing pigeons on ft S.er heard through 11 the yeere line there and back" flight a continuous eetmed fulfill wee child, Now eh service was established between Rome rrsdark, more queenly, for sorrow end and Civita Vecclua, tho latter being se1th bad graced with more than beauty for these experiments because of lected e olive brow that crown, only lacked its' strategic Importance. Tiie distance jl still the statues in the silentas balls between Rome and Civita Vecchia is as BAHT (MOUB. she Irked down upon the weman forty miles. 'Tills remarkable mcansof tiled, and tne carvings ecemcd more was obtained only after communication 1 to him as if the 'Till y lay: pipe of mystery. , . . , long and careful (raining. , and light it for me. . Germany, . France, we I by. The dark Again the year Spain, Austria,' He cant light the pipe though h ! wavy hair grew gray, and lines, Italy, Tortuga! and Canada maintain makes a fair stagger at titling It of the miud within, curved he has not all hi teeth yet, numerous pigeon service establishThough soul-lil- t eyes, end Elhdrall hn can hold the pipe p place wkkeut ments, which form an important do ght her children children the seme touching hi hand to . . , partment In their naval and military (t Several of tthcn&' employ j tiles tho prophet hid written in s methods of hi favorite molting organizations. Still, In ' ucred Krolls, And now in her aged ire two the connection with the do pigeons quiet smoke wu the (ease of the coast as well a on board ht, is ever in her youthful dty, tbe as gad-abothe neighbor min knelt pefor the eastern window have termed smoke," them. For the former la war and dispatch vessels. 1 So far no organized service of messen-- . cut long, long looks beyond ber alts flat on the floor with hi fat ltate ther'i grave, beyond the blue and die beeu established In th pigeon ger hoM of ahead out him, it bills, and now prayed in trembling legs pushed United It la to be hoped Slates nary. the pipe with hi right hand, and puff thatauch 'os: 'Oh father, I have waited; now I t, service will Soon be estabis well it until agoing, Industriously V the angels voice; t see the cold from his mouth and lished, as numerous experiments have w Kiting, and brer the cold waves then takes the pipe pigeons can watches tho smoke curl away while a demonstrated that homing Hog, but I have never lean the iter A fly. several hundred mile at sea; that rests look meditative sober and aiDR and the golden land grow more very is droll they (Fan be bred and trained on board Men for the Christ has not come." his face. Jiis appearance then can recognize their own, 11 thlcAiug ship; that they, and comical, lie looks as bud the and that tliey can aged Elndrali fell kilssp, end of some others, among ship nr finance hi great problem stirs cut down long golden whispers bo relied upon to carry new from the , . , tin dreamed in tlioir beckoning rays politics. and under favorable smoke a soeiv Al fleet to the shore, st ibe was once more , In his child. from the shore to the clVcpmstanccs floor , ho gets a light he struts across tfce Whit s pleasant dream! fleet and from., qua vessel to another, Again she on hi Insecure legs, fitting the si with when beyond the rangri of the hello udvrsd among the flower in th (unfreaud smoko stepping and eloctrogrnph. its, listened to the singing water 4 of wreaths toof, Idrigh, throw the burning to- graph quently A naval messenger pigeon service can bvnnkn, wn.l heard the tree wyiqg disthe at and about bacco shut him, tb not be improvised on short notice, as woodland; to her all blade of turbance it causes. ss, all blossom leave the and drop of pigeons require long and careful He will cry and fijbt when the pipe before they can 1 depended .warble efhlrdi and insects, hum training su4 lawffh him merrily from IIrtd edioti of voice to unknown and Is taken dtspntehes. i War vessel carry upon when It is returned Be has frsqaeop employed in defending A coast are fredivine. y smoked two pipes td tobacco amt s quently without the means of trans"bit fateful droam ! Again h the pipe to a. th palm waving beside cigar a day. lie peelers mitting information of the most imporown His p4t, wbhib he ) 'Wile, and the child amiled through cigar. tance to the mainland. By mesne pf 'furs as she laid n flower on her been using for Severn! mwutki in cob trained messenger scrvlco they could red from service end he an buitef tend communications on (Lore over ft itberi grev. Mere eh lay down to ' tod the twilight darkened and the the stem broken o& distance of several hundred mile, sigr, M Only the best tobnee an J the ukest nal the approach of an enemy's fleet aud the child of rates tine slept and cigars afo.allowed him. Be draw th report quickly all bis movements.' dawn-I-be- r line at clgafottos. , lh sbsohiMy i " " "' when th V again, day wii . An Ftpert Opinion. faithful gtardian heard k child' fuses to puff n them or to have snj W hgKted New Owner (proudly showing horse) filing, sod started at it words: thing to do with them. U owe sniff at It to hit he hike a Rather high bred, don't you think, eh? i toother, I am coming, I am ceiang and handed tosses it Horse Expert With Lis little ooskod-uOh, grandma, I le It, I e th rather hybrid, B that's a f.irt. N. V. Weekly. f bright our native iky ! Oh, os the floor and sVcmrs on k. lie seem healthy, happy and con(me, oh, mother, th alter I shining V, itr It hVS l'; trt. i the golden land grow more golds o, tented, sleeps rejndarly sad soundly,' M r si Re, 1, miii tiro c ; a smoke '! Chrlit te romp but prefer a quiet hu coma. 11 !, v t ltd tha chP'd children. With other womsk th awoke, but .! I :,!! id, p.dcltu Couldn't supply 3 t'.i.itii' Life, ff0RE CHRIST CAME A Roufh Ooms. Lriatelv Not f P of-w- PIPE 1. two-year-o- ld some-(Mhesr- a f ii and-looke- d ex-iii- , hi , ' gad-abou- t" win-beneat- h ttd. N, ijj " ' ' ? ne, Y-e- -, 1 I md wrote: bouquet. Miss Gusher Oh, Mr. Ardentcourtl I What a real Chicago suppose it is a ham; Last night tho theater-goin- g portion how kind of you, do not know just jf our community was treated to a farrago of maudlin molodrnmio bouquet is, but I and 1 am to fond Kmsense, written for the purposo of jxploiting the notorious bruiser and pfhaml Judge, lough, John Sluggoran, the hero of the Following the Fd. play. It is a matter of sincere regret Gawgo Why, girls, smoking ciga- ind deep humiliation rettes? Hero the office loy caino in. Said ho: Girls Yes, Its the latest fad of the Yort to toll do boss to send a feller English ladies. jut to get some news of tho wreck on Dont the howid things make yon die J. A. & G. Dey say dero wont be sick?" 10 trains run out fore nine termorror Yes; but they also make tho En- light. All dem actors has to stay over glish ladies sick; so if wo were not sick dll den. we would not be following the style so The dramatic editors copy fluttered completely." Texas Siftings. idly to the floor. He did not pick it ap, but .begun anew, something like Literature by the Yard. i dris: A man who suddenly came into posWhen one considers the brief a session of wealth, wished to fit out training which Mr. John Slug book-Bellelibrary. He addressed a letter to a jeran, who delighted our lovers of tho In the histrionic which ran as follows: last evening, has received, first place, I want for the vacant shelves the marvelous manner in which ho acsix foct of theology, the same quantity himself of hi9 difficult task, of school metaphysics, and about a yard quitted etc. Indianapolis Journal. itc, of old civic law in folio. N; E. Maga-sinShe Weakened: A very pretty young sclioolmarm in I Astonlehlng Frogres. public school not a thousand miles from Aunt Miranda (to little city nephew) Branch saw a mouse run across Im glad you go to school reglarly in Longclass-roofloor one day last week. the What d th' city. yo study? said she, "a mouse is in the Scholars, Little Nephew Oh! every grade has The litrooril. Do not bo frightened. s. a different 6ct of , around skirts their all tle girls tightened sakest Aunt Miranda The Land of the little boys way things is goinJ Cant folks find their legs and tho eyes glistened with suppressed excitement. texts enough In the Bible nowdayr ? said the Dont anybody be afrai Good News. sclioolmartn, butr heavens just fouhg - For Her Brother's WeHkre then tho mouse dashed across the floor Poor Jack ha now toward her, and she mode a frantio leap . Miss Winthrop been a architect for six to the top of a bench. The mouse shot months, and he hasn't had a single com- out of the door, and In time the tremmission. He designs beautiful houses, bling teacher descended and taught Mr. Totvnes Miss Winthrop Rosalie school again. N. Y. Sun; j cant I persuade you to let your ' Keeping Before the Fublle. brother design a nice, country house Wife Must you go out for for ti? Harper's Bazar: , Husband Indeed, I must. Important, Juit Sol , very Important. It wont do to stay J Ectchum What is Sharp doing now? around home these day. A man must Hes working on the Fleet keep himself before the public, or be , Takcm burglary case. forgotten. . , How does it happen that he is doing Wife now are you going to keep that? ne is a regular thief himself. yourself before the public Husband Easily enough. I'll Jiist , .That's all right; don't you know the old saying: Set a detective to catch ft look around until I run across some thief. "Texas Siftings.' Sort of a meeting somewhere or other, and then I'll go in ami nominate Chaun-ce- y VVsrletjr Is the Spice of Life. !l. M. Depew for something or other, Hoffy (at the .club window) Hawl god my name will be in all the paper Rah Jove, I'm tired of stahnding at the N. Y. Weekly, . window looking out this way. j Rocky (wearily) Awl so and I. Lets Infantile Logic! ,, iwoss to the window yondah, and look f if we cant go to Heaveii Mamma, but somd othah wayl Tuck. now, can we move to Tlriladelphia?" Why, child! what put that notion Do Not Count AJwvjt Appearano Into your head? g , Stranger Who is that largo,My book her? says Philadelphia Is than? nod in another Oh, that ia Baglcy. ne teaches the noted for its cleanliness, , is next to godCleanliness it mfant class in the public school." Text place says liness. "Judge. ft Siftings. . , . Accounted For-- . , , Catting Off Discussion, Man was made of the dust of the r Barber You are getting quitj bald, , sir. Cant 1 recommend something for ground, remarked the minister. .,. r That is the reason his name is so your head? often mud, replied Satta. Munseys Mr. Hurry Why, yes; Id like tny hat as soon as possible. Tuck. Weekly. mis-irab- le dra-Jiat- lie W sc Smart si Mm, Fledgely Now, Miss Scott, that is over, I would like to get my present , to you back. Alice Aveo plaisir. Fledgely And the interest of $300, the amount 1 paid for them, for tire frist like to luivu month is S2.5U. 1 wo-.that, too. Jewelers Circular. rnt I M a uoo.i She The bills said that each actor in the new pluy was to be a star. Did you go? T He-- Yes. ' She Who made the greatest hit of the evening? You ought to He The audience. Lave seen the eggs. Judge. One tVuuta Rather Nut Have. Dora Goode is a girl of most tanBlushing with talizing misfortunes. her is voluntary Ho She could make great capital out -- v ' of that gift. She Ah! but, you see, she can only blush with her nose. Judge. n Not What Nile l'Uhi'rt For, I" 1 t She (yearning for a compliment) have jilwayu so wished to bo beautiful, which makes my plainness so much harder to bear. Ho (Consolingly) Why, how, 1 nevet thought you so homely ns some, dont , you know? West Shore. fGtft i io -- v s, e. RnBll.lt of Cnitoiner. Shine, sir? k Clerk (putronlzlngly)- -t sonny. Heres a quarter for you, Bootblack (a little later) Shine, sir? now Millionaire (suspiciously) much?- - Good News. Two Sort F Ten-a-Wec- full-fledg- . Flooring Chollle. What would you do if you were ( fcc man, Ethel?" asked Mr. De Sappy, Id work as hard as I knew how for the good of my country. Wlmt would you do if yott were a man, Mr; De Sup. py ? J ury. .. t? . Tho Godd Word. Mrs. Mulcahy Nature Even, r 'Brotter Affecting (a returned traveler) 1 M A , :! J Ilighwavmau life. I ''I n . y , ap-pe- ar Fatal to Flely. Wool Why lire you so sure Blifkina piety will be short lived? Von Felt He had a birthday yesterday, nnd hi wife gave him a fountain Weekly. pen!-"dnits- eys A CiinaMfi-- Wife. Groeer A broom, nmdam? Yes soft or hard broom do you prefer? Mr. Tangle A soft one, please, 1 1 always treat uiy husband us gently 04 CW. Light. till by rr gtt lom for d J : I raoo-cours- crib-boar- ' i rd , Is--- er j , ; t Mr. hfowpay Awj-f-ni sorry to say Im out of fuiuU just now; but cant we compromise nutter;,? Suppose 1 give hole. Tuck you a little thirty-da, On Ftinlwrlnu Hiiwure t, First Bostonian I hear a great deal of fault found with tho new courthotiso. Second lh.tonian Yea, but there to be little ground for complaint, as it was certainly built on the squa Boston Herald. ; 1 ! -- Yoii. imany or your a . . Fift ful Tommy. , Gsntlottsa. i dreadful a was Little making The majority of the Farls pickpock- m Tommy locoets and 'pick pocketteS, according to 1L racket, playing, that, he was a off steam, ringing motive, letting Mace, are foreigners, the Engliah and 1 etc. Jlalin being the most tjutuoroiis. The Tommy, aid his aunt, getting In English pickpockot is tno beet known; front of him, you must stop thi pne meets him everywhere; but he If noise." by n means the cleverest lie ha j Tommy stood perfectly quiet for ft Tho engineer minute and then said: obtained a reputation which he do hot deserve, lie Is stiff in his move is waiting for the old cow to get off th , ment , and, although very clover with track. "Texas Siftings. his hands, he has too much of the Na- I Too Su.plcltm liy lllf. tional phlegm about him. : But he Is an Rev. Jonas Cluttcrby (to hi soatmatA lie will visit on tho train) I low List .we travel! lndcfatigablo walker. nil the prlncipul crowded points in But ah, young liiani have you over Paris In n single day. and fairly tires thought of the flight of time? Think of out tho detectives who follow him, lie the fleeting honrs ,of youth, the golden is as wlso as a sorpent, and never lets days that swiftly pass away? Have you himsolf bo enticed from the path til evpr counted the minutes Buttersby (nnrogencrote and suspb prudence by temptation tq a danger What are you trying to do? Sell pious) Ho never eus attorn pt rpmalns more West Shore. watch? me a than Ton mlnuto in one crowd, and seldom luakos more than one victim in 1 Talked Too Much. the same place. The J . Mr. Repplier (playing eribbage) his favorite fluid of operations. Al (That a very fine Miss, the pickpockets of the North, English, Tassccl . Miss 1assca (playfully) A gift from Russian, Polish, Gorman, aro coot methodical and tenacious, and seldom my very first sweetheart, Mr; ltepplier, . let A Victim go before they have crap-- 1 when I was only fifteen. Mr. Repplier (with polite interest)- tied his pockets., , The German is ex- That I quite tho oldest crib-hoaclient at tho method known jii. A Indeed!I ever I mean. saw that i'esbrouffe, which consist! in hustling West Shore. the victim violently, and robbing him A Frnrtlcftl Illii.tmtlon. during the confusion which ensue. He also excels In tho vol au radin. Mr. nouson Ixtto Nw, tnke our j diverting tho attention of a shopman home industries, for example. Supposo and till fi annoxing tho contents of th tho supply full off. wliat happen? tho tlemaud grows stronger, till. , j )Vhy, arid 1 . .But the North Is not alone in up-Neighbor's Boy- - Mr. Lott, your wife, plying Paris with pickpockets. Italy homo tv it it tliow; and Spain furnish a numerous contin- toys If you don't come l ight away shell have to send groceries gent The Spanish pickpockot de- out nnd In.rrow something for supper. serves special mention, lie combine Fuck. theft with devotion, and w hen arrested . M lllmrt tu Oblige- of hypocrisy, makes & rovoltlug amateur an E. Mr. Uctt John (at protosting his Innoconra by all the Whut's lie singing? saints in' thft calendar. The Italian 1 tnusieiilel Let Mo Like a fidMiss Van Clef extremely clovor, I conscious of hi dler Die." uperority, and can often map hi .,Mr. Cctt If 1 had my gun with me, at all tho detective in Europe. hs Humid i? gratified. Tur k. Full of confidence in himself, and ce. No l!crlirm'ltjr. jolclag ia hi triumph, be, neverthewhv don't you ge Father Tommy, less, end in ruining himself. If the .lend, Johnny Italian only hod tho prudence of the and see rour little 1 Fmitli? Englishman ho co ild laugh at tho enBerau. o ha won't corao nnd tire police of tho unlvcrso; but, car seoTonwny mo when I'm d'ml. ludge. r!od away by tho Southorn fougno, bo . AIm- -I Alvul? got caught through remaining th rewill ou bve mo when dear, "George, hi la tho tamo triumph post place. . Im old?" London Globo. What a silly question, Penelope. Llght-Fingoro- r u Easy to Follow Tompons Author (to veteran editor)--Wh- at would you udviso a inun fo do whose ideas are in advance of the times? Veteran Editor (promptly) I would advise him to sit quietly down and wait for the times tq catch up. Drake's Magazlue. The Ruling Fsulon. General Bronson is a fine lawyer, , buf he still shows tho effects of his military training. iie?" In whut repcct-rdi.sctNo; In tho magnificent way in which he charge." Harper's Bazar. . Iih and your Christmas dinner. The Skill of tho DIITterent NStlooslItls as Oat. long time fo waif. . 1 don't sco why? It shouldn't take long to sew a button on a coat. It docs when theres a man In It. Clothier and Furnisher. Mnicotm & Hit I Call r.Kli Mtlcry. PICKPOCKETS OF PARIS. Fcathcrstonc Is your sister in? Little Willie Yes; but she's sewing a button On a Coat and you may have a , i Mon-tan- is a great place fot bad liquor. Is it?. Dogly ' Trotter Yes; even the mountain ate Rocky. West Shore. . , . lies Stopped Now- They say that Upson potvnes tailor has been dressing him for nothing." Indeed! For the ad. 1 suppose?" No because he can't collect a cent." Fuck. , fierce-lookin- Ct A r . Lettlug (lie ' . Folol oi Ktlquetta. Well, Missus Grogan, hn how dd yez get on wid yer foine neighbors?". Oh, viry well. They haven't called on me ylt I suppose they do be waitin Life. J for me to make the first visit. j- A luMtlon of Dlxrce, Mrs. Bingo My dear, you are late again, as usual. Bingo Yee, darling, 1 had to stop at (he tailor's and order a pair of trousers. Mrs. Bingo I suppose (sniff) if you had ordered a suit he would have given f on whole bottle of whisky. Jury. Will, Mrs. Brannigari: howareyez? Phats the good worrid this marnin? Mrs. Brannigan Dinnys bin sint oop , for free moot. Munseys Weekly. t? Fe.hjon Item. t'What khnl of a hat would you weap A with this sool?" asked the Hue. Tuck- Chimney pot? Bootblack s, ! r Irhe f Spoke, First Foreigner llotV comes it, Iter? Kaltfleisch, that I you never with my once sd great friend Bauinstein see? Second Foreigner Veil it goes with you how with nie vunce he vas my bosom friend, and now lie dont. Light. text-book- tu 1 7T . WORDING. CHANGED fTlft Ardentcourt I am going away Into the far West for some time. I S Dramatic Critic Vlx Was rquul to M know that I shall long for your delightFiucvucy. The dramatic editor rolled up his ful society. I will think of you every where. I will send you a real Chicago deeves, cocked his cigar a little higher, I j di-pi- uy fin-go- re 'd MUlafl 1 ("-Harp- er's B i: o. |