Show STORIES STORKS TOLD IN THE CAPITOL CLOAK ROOMS I Jan 11 Pension Com Commissioner missioner 11 who has lias attained lit at II a t considerable measure of ot literary fame fare as lip the thc Kansas Kausas poet called cull oil at rut the tho House tho lire other n an nn especially unusual event but hut It II wets was lo to awaken the Iho Interest of or tho Ih newspaper 11 hen holl ho came out ho he woo was seized by hy tire the writers who asked hint hintI I It Il till alt Ware replied Did I hl you talk tali mount about rl No NCI I 1 do not lIot resign re hm oftener than once every eer 00 80 days and it inns lias riot not been that long lone since I 1 was owns reported ns as be being Je brig ing III about to 10 get out outWell Well Roll what was If It ItI I We Wu talked iii kind about literature Did you OU mention the tho works work of or your our favorite author to the lire president 7 Who Is III my author ARk ell Mr Ir Ware suspiciously lIu 1 Ware tire the a poet pOlI loI the tho newspaper men mell In III chorus read n a balance wax was struck then and amid there therl nf or was urns packing Ids hula hunk till the miter day tin pro to hl n short visit to 10 his hh home on nil tho the shores of or l Lake nka Erie He lip discovered dl eo erect ered that one uric of oC tho the vs wan I P n and railed In Inn the porter 1101 of oC hIs hit hotel to 10 commit him blunt about It I The Tit porter advised c that t trunk bo be 0 roped and gave gi It t him Iii iii the Ilse Jab JoVi Jt Ho Ile I sat rat and the III porter cross and erO the 1 trunk with Ih rope rop In hl II the th most mo 1 elaborate ria fashion It 1 was 11 tied lied up U stoutly enough to II gut fin 10 to 10 Europe H RI It I he 10 saIl said That hal will wi hold It I nil all ni right With n benevolent null air n he looked look ell In ho 11 his ills pocket for a n quarter for tor the tire and found that oil all ni his hlf hi money incur cy WI way iut In ht a n t pair of ur trousers troupers he h hud had pinked packed In the thc trunk truck Then wild send somo things which suburb Ih 11 I would wIllII not Hot be h ie 11 rev gal parliamentary in If printed belated In ht the The of nr the secretary of oC commerce trial and 1111 labor was WIK the II other day filled Oed with anxious waiters all 11 seeking necking nn ni audience with tin the til head bend of ur that Ihal de be department dl The Th Impressive colored In Individual Inv ual who provides presides over the II portal I Io of o Secretary sanctum rondo mado his appearance With WIlh the tiro sift of or ft n l Chesterfield he h said MAII n a I few rew strictly lr con 1 ln words of ut welcome and AmI conso consolation lation lit Ion to 10 each Inch of or thin the tl weary callers salters coming to the Ihl roan man whose card had gone gene In lit 11 last The fhe dusKy messen messenger get ger escorted him Ida Into 1110 the corridor led him through devious a nn nH finally brought him to tn the by b another entrance As ts s he rc li went he 11 exclaimed You see pee SlI snit sab Mi nil all ni those people In inn II there would foci feel bud hUll If it I l was tats to In take Inko you 01 In lu II first Now n they feels relieved They re rho think thick theres one are toss less Ic s waiting swatting to tl Kf see the Ihl secretary Vow tar 01 I brings you UI In II In this Ihl wn tray Your You 1011 MV see t the Ihl Just jual ns no well wel and amid gets Ile awry away 11 My Ir om rial ral rails mils for O lots of or the tho word win soh lon An Air n i who Aim Is la visiting In Inthis Inthis this country for the Ille purpose of or study shiny hit Ing 1111 Its political I economy Olom recently ap appeared it p peered In it th ill Ihl corridors corridor of ot the Ihl capital and amid wan tuns Introduced to Speaker Cannon who sho nt nl that Ihal time lime conversing with n constituent a great burly man ran from Illinois with extremely dribble definite Ideas Ila upon things In general generalA A conversation between the lire three Ihrl en in ensued Il sued fled Flu ed during whirls which the Ii rather haughtily remarked that Ihal to In him liar th ila Ihla laws la ws of or the lire Ih State Stites seemed dr In that they did not protect the rho poor man nn front from the Ihl wits evils II of or Now Nov in GreAl your you 01 know knew salt said the theres hilt but Ohl Ol law lass 11 w for Very every one be he he ho prince or bo ho bobe hobe be The pauper large Inre man nn frown from Illinois 1 broke r ilk e In with Same way tray n lucre here lOrl old nib moan man lan In this thin country It wakes no nn n difference p whether ft n Inn norm Is II n a beggar nr or 01 a n Ir of he h s M spot Mol pot got ol to obey obe the lies t 11 k n I pull In the i urine the Ihl ohr day la en II Hamilton of 0 Michigan 1 Ich a 1 ni ns n of or the committee on 01 territories lei ies Ir nuked unanimous consent on for tor th III iha building of or a n 1 road 1011 out nut In Arizona and amid amidas the thO opposition It arous aroused ed oil was as startled by br Members gathered around his hil sent seat nil for a n I time lime ImO him hll on the tho In in snob a 1 manner I II 1 I 11 as R to 10 per pct alt of or his hil replying but hUI they Ih ly overwhelmed 1 Ill the Ihl good Band oll chair chairman chairman man of or the on and 1111 he hr 11 l to 10 t the Ihl Pp speaker 1 asking tint thirst his hIl tormentors he be requested r t to 10 In Interrogate him They Thov Th are art all al talking nt nl our Mr tr Speaker he II And down dowl clone came the Ire speakers gavel I tP restored inn ald Order ins wa I s nI then the Ih confusion became than ever r There were complaints from all chamber that nothing parts of or the Ihl could rout iii bo be heard head and finally flu all a the to dream nil could bo bl but Ing thwacks of or f Iii the tl gavel ts 11 bed hed above tire the Ih din Gentlemen said Cur hub Joe a In II Ia alive a dr II ag tone lone the I iii chair elm Ii WI that Ihal theme theio Is I tremendous noise s In II fire the c chat a bur and 1111 the Ihl chair hints lias hlll been INn trying I rug for sound thane 5 to 10 maka Ilko fI the gentlemen but K as no much noise as no Ihl 10 far the rho noise u 1 of nr the tit t chair rhal wems ema to 10 be bevery very wr much arch h in II iii n the minority ltd laughter followed and order 1 II H was Wili restored Judge Martin J Wade tine the only Oi Deno Dem I m of thin the Iowa congressional to Norfolk o of Va n Ration went II loo Is IA dunce to II the lire inlet n Hampton l Holds hands in ht company co ii with fives ves 1111 M and 11 Jours Janus it Maim of ot Indiana lI he ho 1 told 1111 of CJ a it which he declares loll aboard 1 the Ihl Mutt boat on Oro ni the tho way a colleagues and down darn between his hil two 10 I rn companion tun to gentlemen III sold Judge I Wado became eHle very IY much mu interested I 11 II ter rIl st I 11 In the Ihl question lost how hol Hampton I II 1 tol Hon l Is posed I think plink the there there must II t be ho Mr 1 Ir granite observed r r Nu rejoined suck such nn n Important nit must I 1 am ruin amle sure mire le be e asphalted It BO so o happened that n mat whose who affairs 1 take 11 him to In see Senator Orvllle Orville II 11 II 11 1 with no wry very y gond was Suns A thrown by II tote fate Into inton utho a n sent NIL next n to In tho Connecticut cut solon colour the other day la da II Senator Plait was ins but hul the theman win who WAY next to 10 him thought mat man Iho ulos fa hll thorn there must Hoist be l Ie e some ome lu un B e 1111 rt of or conversa conversation lVer then tion anti he hp How Is these das I have not lint head from him hll In reins Mie time thin I understand tint he II In Ii I iii Ullo ic III I said raid theman the man manAn An C A Aou ou 7 Platt T n n Yes I and nud then Ihen to II b bridge over aver the af ur affair fair ruh as us be bl heel t 1 hn hI could he hut He Ile le IH Is pretty rid old tn to be ho hI In the I senate anyhow Senator Platt Plait gazed straight ahead Well el ho 11 wild nun Iii us his I am om several years older mules olle that lint ho hu 1 I wont 1011 that with lh you ou Whereupon the Iho conversation lan Inn languished ul anti and died I lcd M I ADAMS ADA IS a |