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Show THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, March 16, 2005 Signs of spring abound It is, again, a slow news week. Mostly we have been enjoying the brief emergence of Spring trying to break forth. You can tell it really is Spring because, the bulbs are poking up through the soil, and even blooming. The teenagers are all excited about the upcoming Prom. Well, so are for that matter. The wind parents is blowing and sometimes it is even BLOWING!!! - Page 16 in La Sal in this tome. There is no advice column (with the occasional exception from the Cave). Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby are retired. Seems like there is a niche to be filled here! Here goes: This (unsolicited) advice is to Burton Black in response to his Letter to the Editor in last weeks paper. Northern Dear Burton, There are, and News always I'ROM SIERRA IA SAI. have been on this of Maxine Deeter by in these sphere, cowardly Spring individuals who parts. duel is anatomical apThere the joyful sound of lack the meadow larks and children pendages necessary to sign unplaying wafting on the air. The pleasant epistles, let alone dismud has almost dried!!! Howcuss problems face to face. You must understand that ever, the snowmobilers are still these individuals are so misat it on a regular basis. Last Saturday was the 30th erable in their own lives that annual Canyonlands Half all they can think to do to imMarathon and Run. This prove the situation is to make years booklet contained an others as miserable as they. Under no circumstances article direct from the Cave and included a picture of Cave should you ever sink to their level Guv and his mom. La Sal, as for, then, they win. Avoid that at all costs. There in previous years, was well represented by La Salites and are, however, other avenues of former La Salites. Family action that you can take. Here members of two of our older, a just a few: 1 more prominent families parTake the offensive letter, ticipated - the Garcias and the place it on the dancing flames Redds as well as of the fireplace newer comers to or wood stove, La Sal. It was and as the pyre perfect weather disintegrates in to smoke, ash and all particiand soot, dance pants finished the race alive. around gleeSo, since there fully singing: I Sure signs glean from other sources. This wondrous bit of wisdom comes from where else - an issue of this very rag a few months ago. It goes like this: As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly a quote watch too much TV and read too many murder mysteries!) and have them lift the prints from the letter. Easy enough to do. Then, if for any reason those prints are in the system you can identify your letter writer. Take the offending letter, mark a big X across the front and write return to sender. For extra punch, hand deliver the letter back to the from Lew Wallace. Now, this is a mantra worth adopting as ones own. You see, acting like this really POs Satan and his minion, including vice columnist. Dear Auntie Max. Dear Miss Maxine. Dear Busy Body. Dear Who Asked the spinless letter writer. If You Anyway. Dear Why Dont you really must indulge in You Just Butt Out! Decisions, sender! This last suggestion is actually the hardest. Now, let me preface this by saying wisdom does not always come from what you yourself know, but most often from what you 3. something a little further, little other news, Im going to indulge in a long time fantasy. Okay, so Ive only had this fantasy since last week. I enjoy reading through the San Juan Record each week. But, I've noticed a decided void win, I win, I win - you lose, you lose you lose. You will feel much better. 2. If you crave more decisive action, talk to your buddies at the cop shop or hire a private investigator (yes, decisions! dance around gleefully singing: I win, I win, I win - you MARCH MADNESS SPECIALS 2004 BUICK RENDEZVOUS FWD CX PLUS PACKGE MSRP $30,475 $22,971 PLUS WE WILL MATCH YOUR CASH DOWN PAYMENT UP TO . is lose, you lose, you lose. 4. But, whatever course of action you take, do not, under any circumstances, sink to the level of your tormentor, s Your Auntie Max. Now, I must decide whether to continue to write the Northern News from here in Sierra La Sal or embark, in my old age, on a new career as an ad- $1,5005 $4,000. CASH BACK OR 05 BUICK LESABRE CASH BACK $2,000. $3,000. CASH BACK 05 BUICK LACROSSE CASH BACK I $3,500. CASH BACK 05 BUICK RENDEZVOUS CASH BACK Hi CASH BACK $3,000 CASH BACK TOiT O' APR 37-6-0 mo. 05 BUICK TERRAZA $1,500. 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