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Show ' the SAN JUAN RECORD, Thursday; March 13, 1980 - Page 2 back and made the opening in the front and happily sewed the collar under the arm. it again to discover that she (ijQ had gathered the bottom of the dress for the neck and it had been cut right the first time. Now she had a neck on' each end of the dress. she Being a good soul, out the wrong gathers, pulled turned the dress right side up and prepared to put on the collar. Alas, the collar opened at the front of the dress and she had made the opening in the back. With some lady-li- ke words she unpicked the placket, sewed up the Casse Gray, Sagebrush Lady by Casse Lyman Monson j Someone is always making a statement about someone who is absolutely nuts or just as a loon, and all beas-craz- that someone has done or said something a little unusual or out of the ordinary. I thought these things were interesting, and 1 made a little list of them. Here cause are just a few: Recently in London, England, a woman weighing 300 pounds was admitted to a hospital. She was 75 years old and had been flat in bed for 40 years. When questioned she said that at age 35 she not felt well and had called the doctor, who had told her to go to bed and he would call again in a day or so. She dutifully, went to bed and since the doctor never came back, she simply stayed there, feeling fine and waited on hand and foot by members of her family. It was only when they were all dead and gone that her neighbor called the welfare people to take over. It took six strong men to carry her to the ambulance. At the hospital they, had a terrible time teaching her to walk again and to care for herself, to take off enough fat so that She she could get around. lived long enough to mourn all those wasted years, but the had strain of functioning on her own was too much, and she died. The doctors in her case stated that they had never seen such a case of absolute lazy-iti- s. Most of us would consider Art Linkletter a pretty, sane man; we may even admit that we like the guy, but when he was a kid 12 years old there were those who thought he was nuts. He bagan his million-doll- ar career with lemons of the garbage. out he got He gathered the best ones, washed them and sold them for a few pennies, and he made some of his first money that way. Sometimes it pays to be crazy. With all the million things a housewife has to do there are some hilarious stories to be told. One cute- gal, ordinarily thought to be perfectly sane, got a pretty piece of material and cut out a dress. In the crush of many responsibilities, the dress was put aside and snatched up in spare moments. As she prepared to put on the collar, she discovered that she had forgotten to cut out the neck. Not too upset, she carefully cut out the neck, but it didnt look just right. 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