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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, MONDAY M08NIKG, OCTOBER 15, 1928. iiiiiaiiiitiaaaiiiiiisiiiiiittsitaiiiikiitseaiiiiisiMiacaiiiiisia Sbr Salt JIake fribuiw Enured at the poaioHice at Cltr a aecond-claa- a alt matter laaind every moraine by tha Salt Lake Tribune PubUihin Ooeipanr !.' TEEMS Of tt'BSCHirTIOM: lie M OaJlr and Sunday. on year 0 M Daily and Sunday, one month "i (Tha aaore rates apply Id Utah. Idaho. Nevada and Wyotnin 11 w Elaeahere In ihe Pnited Stain. Dailr and Sunday, one month Tha Tribune U on ale In every Important city In the United State "Reader m ascertain acenle In any elty by telephoning thu otltce The Associated Preaa Is exclu-lrl- y Tba Tribune li a member of tha Associated Preea. dupmtchea credited to It or not entitled to the use for reproduction of all otbenhae credited In thu paper, and also 'he local new, publlabod berajp. The Tribune" u a charter member of lha Audit BuwatJreujaUwi ' SOI .. k.. ,,r'Th. lnnnci nrouo of American Clttea A I ttewM m oei inv Tha S. a Cnlcaao. " m Beca'wlth "Special Aienrr. eastern advertising atent. C Moteneen St Loms. Detroit. ICanaa City. Atlanta; It Co. Pacific rhla. roaal tepreaanuttve. San nanclscoLos Anaejcs.geattte, Portland of The Tribune ara: No 1 Rue Scribe. Parte. Pran. e. 1 Vnu, Dan Unden. Berlin. Oerraany. Relator Hotel US tStuSkWBm. Pome. Italy. S35 Monday Morning. October 15. 2 ORUM Iff tSeW-ar. Called Mere Scrap of Paper Constitution Editor Tre Tribune; Why the con rumble about prohibition and detire to enforce? the every phaae of the constitution Of this enlightened country? Surely the moralists and the "patriots" are off on the wrong foot when they ask all the provision)! of that :nrmorable document to be enforced and observed The fact I, that the constitution has become obsolete, inapplicable and edly in need of revision or replacement. Where, for lustance. would the prohibitionist get. If It mas decided to live up to the bill of rlKhts? nowhere, for in enforcing the eighteenth amendment and the Vol stead act. one must ignore the first ten amendments, which guarantee personal liberty to citisena and resi dents of this most progressive land To enforce prohibition, the freedom from search and seizure must be de nied, likewise the privilege of states to regulate Internal affairs, and the theory of the national government being one of delegated powers. Furthermore, the guarantee or freedom of the press and free as semblage is nullified by national law. witness various textile and coal strikes. Also the fourteenth and fif teenth amendments, giving all citi zens the vote, regardless of "race, color or previous condition of servi tude, have virtually been disre garded ." In view of these facts. It Is clear that the constitution has become little more than a scrap of paper, better to be burned than allowed to rot. EMANCIPATOR. ever-prese- communities he ro faithfully Politirs served, but for generations they ptHE passing of politics from will remain traditional the stage of the old Salt t.hildreVr. Health Lake theater reflects a change In the times. Rallies, as such, CAFEOUARDINO the health of children is one of the duare things of the past. of parents which should not ties human a no Is strugIt longer at this time of year. In be business. neglected this balloting gle, which the pulse beats quicken During the summer months, under the forensic thrusts of when the weather has been It is more warm and the youngsters have some great orator. like a game In which the prac- been out of doors practically all ticed strategists move the pawns of the time when they have not silently, scientifically and with been sleeping, there has been masked motive, while the great little danger from contagious body of people who are to be diseases or anything else except As a result of this benefited or harmed by the re- accidents. sult merely look on like condition, it is likely that the watching from the parents have become more or sidelines. less careless in looking after the Pamphlets Distributed Gone are the days when men welfare of the children from the At State Fair Stir Protest could sway audiences with the standpoint of protecting them They have from diseases. magic of rhetoric. Editor Tribune: That prohibtion But with the coming of the has become a crying evil of the age joined, in Umbo, he days of the marching clubs, the torchlight cold, raw days of fall, with the Instead of an acknowledged benefit from various campaign processions, the ral'les to which accompanying sudden changes lse.vtde distributed at the state Cnphli everyone turned out by force of in temperature, parents should (fair by the holy and sanctimonious habit. again arouse themselves from W. C. T. U., which cautions against The that lethargic condition and lmbt'i'ng cider which has been alTimes have changed. to set more than twenty four audiences are larger, perhaps, should become keenly alive once lowed hours. but more scattered. The appeal more to the dangers with which These pamphlets urge the election of orators must be made to si- their offspring are surrounded. of a president who will appoint acknowledged "drys'' on the supreme lent, unseen audiences which sit While the school nurses are on court. In other words, the W. C. T. around the loud speakers and hand to watch and guard the U. wishes appointments made from tune off at will. health of the children attending prejudice rather than legal ability. The ancient playhouse has the various schools, it Is up to If a man favors drink his bias will been the scene of big, dramatic the parents to see that they re- reflect in judicial decision. If a dry his bias likewise will affect decisions, incidents that are written into ceive the proper care after leav- but more to the liking of our prethe political history of Utah. It ing the school rooms. , servers of public morals. Ponder awhile, the is a part of the story of parties For several hours a day now, of this plea. A judge opand party development in the the children are sitting in a effects posed to social reform, for Instance, state. Its walls have resound- warm school room and when would permit that bias to affect his ed with the oratory of men who they leave those rooms they are decisions. An opponent of labor decide against all laws favorcould sway audiences with likely to become chilled by the would ing affecting labor, by the same roof has its cold winds sweeping down from token. In other words, the W. C. sentences; vifJratfd with applause: its the mountains. T U. urges that a judge's personal chairs have held men and wo- During the summer months they likes and dislikes, his private opinion, influence his legal decisions, men whose names are linked have become accustomed to run- should based presumably upon the law. with the statecraft of ning out without wraps of any What boldfaced and admitted cor.ft commonwealth; Its floors have kind, but the parents now should ruption has been committed in thy been carpeted with the litera- impress upon their minds that name, O Prohibition! BEWILDERED. ture of dozens .of conventions. they must be properly protected What politicians of today pre- from the 111 effects that may Article on Booze sume to call rallies are tame be- result from leaving a warm room Amuses Reader side the big, overcrowded affairs and going out into the chilling of other times. Nowadays, the wind. I write to you, Tribune: people are vote-wis- e. Parents should also see that Mr.Editor They don't Editor, only as a medium to get go. even if the lure of music and every precaution Is taken to pro- in touch with Dry Martlnie. His refreshments and dancing are tect their children from con- article In the Forum was more amusconto me than he is likely ing added to the forensic efforta of tracting contagieir diseases scious of. candidates. The danger from this standpoint j While sitting in a booth in a cafe. The passing of the old theater is much greater when the young Dry Martinle and his wife surrepthe favorite rallying point of all sters are confined together in a titiously discover a man in an adbooth pouring some alleged the great parties dr the days room for several hours a day joining intoxicant in hi- glass of water, acthat are gone, is a milestone that than when they are out in the cording to the reflections of a lookhas been passed in the progress open air. Therefore, the fath- ing glass. of events. Granting that It Is an intoxicant Only a third of ers and mothers should see that flask. I cannot pours from a hip Utah's population goes to the their children receive whatever he ....... Kilt Al Ah UH II Ul euv llall, fill .iir.p H"J HIT 1J18M1. not more a small immunization from contagious liquor in a glasful of water than polls: is not a fraction of the voting popula- diseases that science affords. Other Ingredients are good drink. needed; Dry Martimc. To drink even tion is interested enough in isThis immunization is furthe moonshine, which makes one sues or men to attend rallies or nished free In most Instances by shudder and gasp for breath to meetings and nothing short of a the state or city boards of health drink It straight is even tetter. 8ciie No.S. as described by Dry presidential candidate can bring and failure of parents to nave Martinle., stm an officer enter the forth a crowd that is anywhere their children protected bv cafe. But. dear officer doesn't note near comparable to the au- scientific methods Is little short the mixture of water and liquor, for diences that made up the rallies of criminal. Martinte describes it as looking Even when the Dry tea like so. At least, it of other days. greatest precaution is taken by seems not It may be strong enough to be proPolitics, as a game, is no bet- the teachers and school nurses, hibited under the famous eighteenth ter, no worse than it has ever it is too much to expect that amendment Better far to get some been. It Is just different, that's once in a while a child who is legitimate tonics from the drug store. O. F. all. coming down with a contagious or infectious disease will not get Water Drips on Passengers Great Loss for I tali Into the school rooms and expose During Rain, He Complains those with whom he comes In N THE passing of Thomas L. contact. In view of this fact. Allen of Coalville the state Editor Tribune: With all the care leave nothlns the local traction company is taking parents . should. lias lost a veteran in IrrhtaUon l:7v ' render the best service possible to rising gen-th- e to reclamation and the father of Its patrons, I should h"kc to suggest f protmume such nSGreat Basin project. nf frat'" that it look after the matter of wa- which the. Echo reservoir is the A Lady of Sorrows umimmttmimiiiiiiiaiiffiiini Initial unit. Although inactive during the dowager Empress Marl of i A last few yea because of ad- - rpHE Russia, widow of Alexan-vance- d KIlllllllllItllUIICMIIIIIIItillltla' until dor III and mother of the late age and the time of Ms dea.th he re- - czar, died in Copenhagen Den- apaam th mteirai in recia- - marK. Saturday night. She was ' matron development and his a sister of Queen Alexandria of f CiTTu sage counsel did much to fur- Great Britain and King Geome Yil. ther work on the project which oi Greece and her father, had enjoyed his sponsorship for Christian of Denmark, waff King many more than a generation. years ago facetiously dubbed in the versed Thoroughly practhe father-in-laof Eurobe " , . , i uiau pnases n irrigation and she was a beautiful wnm.n . . 3, lie WW. in no small t was dear-W- - r t. tin. nw .i,.it irTJUrtri degree responsible for the de Yet she lived to see her eldest velopment of the water statutes son. the last of tlu Romanoff of Utah, which would afford the to death in barbaric czars, maximum in fairness to all In fashion put the Bolshevists, a by the later years of his ci i.-- n.. fate nhieh hie snow-cover- ed Abe Martin w z rJrrr: For some safety m mcm time past the empress had lived in the background always was m seclusion, weighted down b JLJ his wise At all in Utah force In , arid guiding influence times after his arrival he was a constructive the community and In the state. Bat his force came through kindliness, fairness and persistency, rather than through open aggressiveness and never through mthlessness. His ge nial personality and wise coun- sel will be sorely missed in the grief. She was 81 years of age of her death. at the time On the morning after election the prematurely resurrected political has beens will be able My idea o askin' a whole lot o to sneak back to the cemetery ornebudd would be t" suggest t President Calles o' Mexico that he without being noticed Some men are born great. .vine achieve greatness anrl snme run for office and get licked. reconsider h s determination not t Mr- - Tipton Bud's uncle run agii ble in frrJlTi lTOridy t'day. Copru:hi, John f Dille Co . 0. M'lNTYRE aiaiiiAiiisiiiiliitiiiaiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaiiaiiKauilMiiUaaiiUaaiaaaasiii By O. r NEW YORK. Oct 14 - Diary of a modern Pepys: Up and came a delayed postal from Homer Croy In Lima. Peru, that he had been investigating the Lima bean situation and although the natives never heard of them seemed happy withal. Also a letter from Billy de Beck, the limner, who luu fallen In love with Paris and will winter at St Jean d'Luz So at Irksome tasks and later to drive with a friend to Prospect park in Brooklyn and there afoot lor a pleasant walk. It being my favorite park id all the city. Home where s came Archie Andrews and Ted and much rag. tag and bobtail In the evening to dinner with Charles B Drtscoll. the gasetteer, at a dreek restaurant on Fourteenth street, and we prowled about Greenwich Village, finding a short narrow thoroughfare called Gay street, as peaceful as ever we saw. Then to Dor-mu- highly :,uccessful publishers are der 36. It has been observed un- that great publishing houses reach a stage of dry rot. Until late years few readers in publishing houses, who passed upon the merits of books, were under 80. Then the business was Infused with the enthusiasm of youth and more books are sold now than ever. 81x books a year used to be in average for publishers. One firm this year published 413. Enthusiasm. Incidentally, receives this trade last from a highly successful New Yorker: "Olve me 80 per cent ernthustasm and 30 per cent ability and I'll make any business you name pay high dividends." York Jeweler is displaying dea diamond-studde- d handbag bed. signed for a beautiful chorus lady whose boy friend doesn't care what The root bungalow erase flourishes. he does with papa's money It cost Almost every new skyscraper has a him $26,000. Before pricing it I had house with spreading lawn, arbors. thought of ordering one for my wife little streams with foot bridges high and have been blushing for three up in the clouds. The fashionable days straight. pent house has become the most exclusive of all ways of living In the And the same jeweler has a pearl metropolis. It has Its private ele- necklace which has been sold for vator and Is away from prying eyes $885,000. The largest pearl is valued of neighbors. A few of them, it is at $135,000. The purchaser is a middle west fellow o: the whispered, have become tasty hideaways for crepe de chine ladies who right aade of a motor stock rise. The are linked in the tabloids with those story goes'hls wife tried to persuade heartless Wall street men. him to keep out of Wall street and to placate her he promised if he won too removers are not confined she could select any necklace she T: entirety to streets haunted by sea- might choose. The $685,000 necklace men along water fronts. There is was her choice. The income reprenow cr.e on d street. The sented by such an investment is charge for removal is S5 a square $3000 a week, which seems to some Inch. of us an awful price for upkeep of in something so easily duplicated Is on found not Tattooing people paste only experts can distinguish supposed to resort to this cutlcular ' from active work." vanity. 'At a bathing beach recently 'T Aril a college professor with a superior announcesretiring a New York merchant, "to classroom manner exposed an arm go to the south of France and write." with a bleeding heart tatooed thereLouder! on. It was a relic of a runaway sea Also a lot funnier, you big stiff! trip in early youth. is Youth getting on in the book (Copyright. 1928. by the McNaught publishing business. Four new and Syndicate, Inc.) A New Forty-secon- How to Keep Well -- well-round- ar norse sense ana aanre 1 AT By DR. W. A. KVANS MiiiiiisuitiiaiiiMesiaiaMtsiatafiii IMMUNIZING AGAINST THE COMMON COLD. Indirect support of the practice of immunizing against the common cold is supplied by some research work done by Bull. McKee. Baily and did not Cheng. These gentlemen vaccinate human beings nor did they experiment with the microbe of the common cold, whatever that may be. Their experimental work was done with rabbits, and the disease they worked with was snuffles. This malady seems to be due to some three or four microbes, working together in mixtures of different proportions. Some of these have been accused of being responsible, at least in part, for the common cold of the human. They were able to immunize rabbits against snuffles by having them breathe these bacteria and also by They got results injecting them. by using bacteria killed with heat and also by using live bacteria. They rabbits from becoming prevented same the carriers of snuffles'by using method oeWaceination. They proved that bacteria deposited on the lining membrane of the upper respiratory tract could be absorbed, and through that absorption could stimulate the body to protect itself by the formation of protective material "called antibodies. This they regarded as suggestive for human beings for the following seasons: The average grown person is incapable of contracting diphtheria, at least from an ordinary, casual contact. This is proved by the Schick test It is also a matter of common Information based on large and long experience. The reason Is that as we knock around on the journey from the cradle to the grave we breathe in diphtheria bacilli from time to time. They fall on the membranes of the throat, their toxins absorb and stimulate the protective powers of the body. In time the average man becomes Immune to diphtheria ter dripping down on the car riders when it rains. Two or three days ago I was riding home on one of the nice, new cars during a rainstorm, and the rain was dripping down on the patrons sitting in several seats on one side of the car. It evidently came from the ventilator, which probably was open, and then clung to the ceiling of the car for several iect. being shaken down by the we.tving of the car. While there was a little water falling on me, it was not so bad as It was m the two seats in front of me. Those seals were occuDled bv ladies. who found it necessary to move to the rain from ruining 'their new fall bonnets. This matter should be looked alter by the street car company in the interest of its patrons. CAR RIDER Rough Lumber Not on Sale Here, Property Owner Says Editor Tribune: Will some one kindly step up and tell the people why it is that rough lumber cannot be procured in Bait Lake? We want to build a fence around our property, or part of it. and favored a wooden fence, but on inquiry at the lumber yards find that we cannot buy rough lumber, as Uiere is no such thing available. We will have to build the fence of finished material, for which there is a fancy nrice over and above the unfinished product. One lumber merchant explained that by shipping finished lumber in from the mill there is a saving of a few cents a thousand feet In freight. Considering that this trivial offset Is pitted against a difference of several dollars between the cost of finished and unfinished material we cannot ;.ec (be advantage to consumers, but ate able to discern a very great advantage to the lum-binterests While on the subject, may I make the observation that building material is altogether too high in Salt Lake to jusUfy the hopes of ever ci without eTer having had the disease. The second observation which bears on the subject of human colds was one that related to certain cases of enlarged tonsils and sore throat. It has been shown that in some cases . streptococci which live in the tonsils protect against attacks of sore throat. Certain nurses who had certain types of streptococci in their tonsils were not subject to sore throat. After their tonsils were removed they had repeated attacks of sore throat. While this research does not prove that vaccination against colds should be practiced, it does lay some foundation for it. REDUCING HIPS AND KNEES. 1. I am a steE. M. C. writes: nographer and sit down most of the day. Could you suggest some exercise or way of reducing large hips and knees? 2. Is buttermilk and com bread fattening? Is sweet milk fattening? 3. Are soups fattening? REPLY. J, You may try dancing, basketball and tpther active running and jumping games. 2. Yes; if you eat them freely... 3. Clear soups are not. Thick meat and vegetable soups are. especially if you eat them freely and eat breads with them. RIDING A MOTORCYCLE. I would like to C. A. writes: know if riding a motorcycle does harm. I have heard many say it does. REPLY. Motorcycle riding is reasonably harmless and. in most circumstances, promotes health. Some mortoeyclists are too reckless. Doubtless a rider on city streets picks up a considerable dose of carbon monoxide. Doubtless any motorcycle rider breathes a considerable lot of dust. However, these are not major faults and motorcycling does not have a monopoly on any one of them. f"7 iitaiSisitsitiMMiiiiiisiuiiiiiiiiimMSaiiMltmniim"a" blic PULSE This column Is open to anyone signing his own name and address and keeping within the hounds of political discussion in 300 words. Any communication in rxceaa of 300 words win be rejected. The Tribune does not subscribe to or support the views expressed in letters to this de i ill u "LIBRA." By MAKY BLAKE. 11 IT "fin if mmnmntiiMmaumMMmmmwmn f The influences for today will bring about a community of interests. The sacrifices, the rewards and the plea- sures will be more collective than Individual. This community of life ...... . win bring about deeper irienosnips and man needed adjustments Children bom today wtll possess considerable originality and individuality. They will lack the ability of concentration and their work will show a lack of thoroughness. Their personal charms ill offset many of their blatant deficiencies and a happy moderately successful life is assured for them If today is your birthday, you are quick to judge, and often Judge erroneously. Externals mean much to you. and you very rarely scratch below the surface to, see what is hidden partment BATTLE HYMN J. E. Weir Mrs. By Mine eyes have seen the coming Of the Hoover temp ranee train. It is headed for the White House, Prohibition to retain: With Hoover at the helm we Will sing It once again: The drys are marching on. DRY Your mind, and conscientiousness. '"weveris j XltUM wh success, and discover enjovment in a humdrum existence. and would look askance at one ui vo vine darlne and risk. You are, . conventianal. aid 'always anvlnits In rln us others do. even if such a line of conduct may conuiei aryou to sink your naturalness in tificiality. In you:- home, and as a result of vour "peace at any price" attitude, you will be rather "sat upon" by the other members of your family. So long as the atmosphere you will not resent thu mPfjiocre - remain-quiescen- attitude. Successful people born today Daniel Dougherty, lawyer and orator. Glory, glory. Asaph Hail, astronomer Glory, glory. 'here. Denman Thompson, actor. Do not judge a man by his umbGlory, glory. Herbert W. Ladd. merchant and The drys are rella-it may not be his. In the governor. same way. life teaches us that many William S. Sims, admiral U. S. We liave seen it in the watchfires wolves adorn themselves in sheep's navy. Of our nation's homes and camps, clothing, and many an uncut rough Frank V. Van Der Stucken, musiFor we've bullded God an altar stone Is of more value than the cian. In the evening's dews and damps; gem. Prohibition is the sentence You are. according to your horo1928, You may read it without lamps scope, of average mental capacity, (Copyright, cate, by UirBell SyndiInc.) t The drys are marching on. and there Is not very much in your to distinguish you from mentality We have sounded forth the trumpet the crowd. You are not a negative BASE INGRATITl'UE. That shall never call retreat; A process server has sued Gloria ayantity. yet the affirmative condi Prohibition is our watchward now is not sufficiently strong to Swan son for $25,000 dollars for slaption On every busy street; make you stand out from the other ping him. That is not the way to Our souls are swift to answer it fellow. You will do any work en- feel about the touch of a wonvan's And jubilant our feet, while trusted to your care with diligence hand New Yorker. on. The drys are marching Refrain Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! marching on : . , In the beauty of the pure in heart Twas born that all might see The glory of its freedom as it Reigns from sea to sea; TONIGHT! Prohibition's ultimatum is "America is free" The drys are marching on. RECORDERS OF PROGRESS LET IT ALONE By Henry F. WILLIAM M. MrOOVERN October IS Kirkham "Haa Lecture Subject: Marriage a Future?" February 8 Lecture Subject: COUNT FELIX VON LUCKNER November 7 This Believing World," 12 Lecture Subject: "Hunting the Grandfather" (llluatrated) EDWARD February 21 Lecture "Sea Raid of a Friendly Enemy" M February TOMLINSON Lecture Subject: for uniformity in methods throughout the several states that constitute the Union. All of Its provisions either command or restrain certain acts. But nowhere do we find permission for one state to perform acts that are unlawful in another that is, acts that fall within the scope of the constitution. That, indeed, was the very reason for its adoption and for the surrender of those rights by the states. Now, if Governor Smith's plan is carried out, we would have a condi- tion again bordering on disunion. One state dry and acting under the eighteenth amendmept, its next door neighbor wet and not under the prohibiting effect of the same clause ol the constiution? Can you imagine anvthing more mimical to order and good government? There is only one nonest solution First of the prohibition question. ascertain, by means of a national ballot divested from politics, what the voters really want. Then pro- ceed accordingly by repealing the eighteenth amendment or letting it alone and enforcing it to the last letter of the law. Herbert Hoovei proposes the latter. ROV CHAPMAN ANDREWS Bones of Adam's LEWIS BROWNE (Illustrated) stands HOOVER VS. SMITH By B. B. Brewster. The government of the United States is a big business, probably the largest in the world. What sound business of national reputation seeks out a politician for its chief executive? Leave out the smoke screens of booze and religion. Answer the -- January Lhasa In Dlsrulve" eighteenth amendment. In the second place, Govemor Smith's other plan of amending the amenment is the most unusual and amazing proposition that has ever been suggested. If the constitution of the United States means anything, it surely MAC I.AREN GAV Recital Subject: 'The Enemy" JOHN LANC.DON-DAV1E- S 1 January 2S Lecture Subject: "In forbidden Whatever may be the general consensus of opinion regarding the prohibition question, the solution offered by Governor Alfred E. Smith certainly savors of the one most ImIn the first place, no practicable. modification of the Volstead act is possible that will satisfy the wets, without running contrary to the Subject: "The Human Race South of Panama" BERT F.OWARO IB WIGGAM November 21 i JOAN LONDON March 11 Lecture :3b Lecture Subject: 'What Civilization Is Doing to Uau Subject: "My Story of Jack London" WILLIAM M McGOVERN lecture, "To Forbidden Lhasa in Disguise," This Evening, October 15, at 8:15 o'clock, Assembly Hall, Tabernacle Grounds. The story of his adventures will be illustrated with the first motion pictures to be taken in "The Forbidden City." A REMARKABLE LECTURE OFFERING OF NINE MASTER MINDS AND ARTISTS IN A COURSE TICKET FOR $4.50. who will give his outstanding Hear great speakers and artists at picture show prices. These prices prevail only where season tickets are bought. Single Admission Course Ticket $4.50 $1.00 Course tickets now selling at Consolidated Music Store, Wasatch at Assembly Halt, tonight 462, and AUSPICES EXTENSION DIVISION UNIVERSITY OF UTAH ' question as one would in one's own business and there can be but one answer: Hoover. iiisiniaiiifiiiitiiiiiiiissiauiimi Observations of Visitor ACE OF CADS The fellow who said he didn't know j Editor Tribune: One of the things whether his sweetheart had gone which stamp Salt Lake as a frontier back to her husband or met with most of town, the laughing stock some other accident g on Main tourists, is the street. I don't know what influence EFFICIENCY EXPERTS. there may be to continue this sort who cuts himseli The of thing, but I imagine the main on the college boy chin every morning so that g street merchants may have will think he shaves. to say about it. because there the girls is no question that by parking With CONNUBIAL CASUALTIES. nose to the curb more machines can Wedding anniversaries are becombe crowded into a block. a problem, couples get marriec' Also, there is no question but what ing this method causes more loss of time so often, it's hard to remember what to street cars and vehicular traffic wedding they're celebrating. than the few extra cars it accomMATRIMONIAL MARTYR. modates can ever be worth. The bride who forewent a honey-moo- n No city of the sise of 8alt Lake so that the groom could save with metropolitan ideas would tolerate such a thing I up for her alimony. have seen more bent fenders in Salt AMONG THE IIJJTERATI- t- 1 Lake than any city T ever visited, end The average man doesn't worry have observed no4as than a dozen cars get smashed in one day between about breaking a couple of the com- the Young monument and the next mandments. there are always eight or nine left. street south. Whv not remove this relic of pioIDLE RUMORS conneer days It has no tradition in " venience, comfort or sightliness so Connolly has Just made far as I can see. VISITOR a wm He has an estate of fifty-fopasses. JOLLY PARTY. OUR OWN VAUDEVILLE. Mr and Mrs. Howard B d have as house pots Mr Hubby Why is dinner so late toand Mrs. Lyle . Jay and Miss . Hoosick night? Gertrude Bride I couldn't find the can Falls iN. Y paper opener. HOT ONE ON THE HOOr. (Copyright. 193. 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Instalment Loans Repayable in small monthly payments, reduce both principal and interest each You can borrow more on this month. plan than on a straight mortgage. "One-iEye- ur No lamanisslan, Low Interest WE ALSO MAKE STRAIGHT MORTGAGES eek-en- - I Monday, October 1 5 i g seeing old structures remodeled or By MKDBUKY modernized to any great extent? S 2 The old excuse about freight rates flllSMMIIIttlllaSlIUIIIIMIiiliStl, has so many whiskers the real reason is masked behind a hirsute camMAYBE I'M WRONG. PROPERTY OWNER. ouflage. Judging her by the jewelry she wears, the average woman's aim in Main Street Parking Meets life is to stop, look and glisten. Condemnation What Today Means to You If Central Trust Company Main at First South Phone Was. 455 Bonds, Insurance, Mortgages, Real Estate, Savings, Travel, Trusts |