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Show THE HALT LAKE TRIBUNE, 8 UNDAY MUK.NLNU, UUTUUEtt M- l - ft t Have You Sold an Option on Your Vote Yet? This Year Rogers Thinks the Market Will Be Brisk and Profitable : : : Against U. S. Annexation of Canada. 11TELL, I had n6 more than landed baek in old ( udtooland and gone down and reported to the Biff Bom an the lolomal Bungalow indhe IipP' District than he rushed me oft up into New mk ''fate to eee what the chances were of being invited to Jim Walwortks Then he aoul after March first in Washington he wished if I had the time to go oq up into Can ada and see what kind of a deal I cohld make in the wav off annexation that ( anada was mt about on the erg of seeing the advantages rl having a working ounpetion with some live grow Hut I w.ll tell ou about the situa mg concern Jim Wadsworth tion in New York Stitt first has been Snitor for a long time and has worke bis v n u ( til the P.ige Bovs m the senate know him bv sight, and he is e'en on two or three littli ( ommitets onimittees, but (not investigating t real lion goodness never hold i meeting mil Jim is a good nun ind he is our km mitteesj He owns a bg ranch m the Pani indie of folks ot Terns, and a larm in the Uenessee Valiev m No He reallv make if n New York Mate anv man th it can make gentlemen business a farm pav in these times rit serves not only t be Sainted. a Senator, but to be Well, Jim has matched hisself a tough riie York Citv, about the best New of Judge Wagner Will Bogers. man that the Democrats ould heat the portals of the Apartment Houses on the hast side and scare out, is running again! He is a Tammanv Man. whith is 11 g in .nh.ni Jim for the Senate Well, ordi rk itv as it is ft handuap out of New Vnrk tage m Ncv ou clean him nariiv Jim would up No But Jim said he was Wet. long he don t advance h goe ba k the old upstate drv Ke nblienns But they (finally persuaded A1 to takr had to of think Jims whole career is damned, it as it was the best th t d hm f The so thev put them up another Reti'b fer him this jasr on he it for a woud he run struggle along Wei), hcan to Independent longer that along about 2 rhv is drier than h fan c bathing suit at while would see if someth ng better d tin t the beach. show up for after all, being gnerrni Jims one consolation is that this of even New ork, is better than So the Republican guy Is so drv tnat he will just about nothing at all Mills out of ongress pull'd Ogden blow awav bef re the first Tuesdiv and him in t bat against Smith snt after the first Monda in Novemhei ou.se thev dint figure he will ft t He a hit. bur the fiure he might t This fellow is named Orisman a sacrifice and advance h,me f fir is what you call a. dog in the manto be put up bv his jartv fu enough He knows he will the senate in 28 ger candidate This fe'low Mills never get any nearer Washington than is th man I made the political speech time in New Yora when I the aatqulcentennial In Philadelphia for that Udn t even know what party he was But he is sure going to stick an oar running on He is a m'ghtv nke fe'Ko low In spite of his monev into somebody else s propellei and made that ia going to split the Republican a good showing in congress Hf sm h This fellow Mills Upstate vote so New York looks like a thing is possible) a good campaigner and will make they are in for a political war'd a better showing than lots of people aeries Now you know how much chance think Course SmKh has got to win a Tammany man would have in that bv a bigger majority than h$ did over guvs working Roosevelt two jears ago, or tbev will senate, with ninet-flva figure that he has lost prestige so Sav, he might against him New York election this fall is really Judge In New York but in Washington he would Just be a Justice of the an elimination contest the fir big That brings us down to the sweepstakes peace I, cant tell from tht governors race A1 Smith, of course, platforms any difference in anv of the ia running again He tfldn t want to four of them v that proThey all run again He has been In their so hibition is the issue, ana thev are all long that he felt It began to look t he same aide of it, in it certainlv like ft was the only Job he could hold not an issue with them Wagner is It looked like he wan t advancing for light wines In fact, if a man holds one Job too Wadsworth is for beer 1 : han nr w Well I g It evervthmg straightened nut in that state tnciud ng their tw , principal town-- of Blmauntm and cue n up hre Bi'fjlo and then to anada to see f r the burs if this untrv was worh'takng r.er England has kinder her her hod on them and they are getting out doing a lit-- i e th nk ng on the!- wn They had an turn lately and the conservam the crown paitv, wa- tive IT Back Hart or Bladder Is Troubling Yon, Take a Little Salts When your kidneys hurt nd your back reels sore don t get scared and proeeed to load your stomaeh with a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and irritate the entire urinary tract. 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SALT LAKE CITY BRANCH, 203 East 5th South Street. cant ail out of orJr Thy feel that a governor general sent over by England oeeuples about the same position uphere that King George does in Eng'and That is ha is ail right to lead the parades live in the castle, name mentioned first in prayer and ong But any time ha steps out of his character and starts doing any heavy .thinking for himself he is diplomatical Motor Truck D F3or.3LAi.-- Contains no alcohol or narcotics ney active. e Jna-- W&sels o ' Progress 1 1) z I Vi. .swamped under by the liberals, so as was in KAgland at the time, I read a lot cf very peasimist.c tales of what was happening in Canada They cla.med that, on account of their living so near to us they were soaking up a lot of our meanness They were afraid that on account of so much American rapjtal being invested in here that Canada was gradually getting weaned away from them You see the last governor general made a decision up here just before flection that changed the whole com- -, plexmn of things and that , got them pretty badv riied up They believed 'that a governor generals place was In a dress su t in a drawing room, and not Issuing any orders tq anyIt was body but the social secretary all right for him to tell the butler what to do but when It come to telling parliament what to do, he was 1J J a By Will Rogers : fr llIJUUI i and Next; Decides Mills fa for light vines and beer egg-noAnd Smith Is With ait this ex item in and Interest a it looks like great r for the voters I th'nk vcteis wid make moe this fall than they have ever made on an off presidt-nt'at vear I beard quotations but the fellow that e ie his vote cheap this h1! in an tate U orazv and, as for 128 I am buving up Oft, on on votes for that v 10 CH I LD R E N'S COUGH REMEDY IHsEBSSBESSSESa ly requeted to get right back on his throne and be normal again So now they are having a conference in London to decide whether he ha? anv authority outside of who sha'l attend the receptions In other woid his qualifications as a governor general should come from a study of Emi y Post and not from Diraelt or Black-ston- e The only problems he is i to discus the problems of the links and not the prob ems of gov eminent Now, from what I can see, there don t seem to be any demand up here to Join in and be murdered and be run over with us They strike me as bemg an too sane a na tion to fit in enti.ey with our scheme of Whv you can things down home still buy a drink without having to take a whole case and tan be'teve In evolution You can &o both of these th ngs and not be 'ftns dered an aothlest up here the ideas of They ha what is right andqueret wrong that way Now I have no ida but what we could take them over and make a paying proposition out of them, for the country now i supplving about KCRELANDS CARRY THE AND LOADS SAVE THE ROADS more direct line to the north pole, and that shoud be considered, for I think the north pole is the next comCalifornia and Florida ing country have come Into their own, but the 1 think boom next big pole mV decision will suit President Cool-idg- e, for he has just about ail he can handle down there now without anmore farmers nexing eight million What we need Is come good country to annex us in the way of raw everything we use materia a But I hate to interrupt a friendfehip that has been going on now pretty steady sine the battle of Lake Erie You see thev don t owe us, and they fltlli think we are pretty good ne.ghbors so if we can Jut keep from annexing them and keep from loaning them anvthmg in the way of a government debt, why we ought to be friends for jears to come Cafiada is principally an agricultural countiy and we ra'se moie now than the farmers down home can sell for en ugh to put in the next years crop About the onl thing I can think of we coud use R for would be a skat ing rink in the winter, and we got such a pool ciass ot skaters that we couidn t hard.v afford to maintain it just for that Unless we could trade in Wisconsin on it some wav I cant Nee n reason for annexing It So I have agalnt it There is onlv one advantage that it wouid be to us and that I it wouid give us (Cop right, the MoNaught dicate, Inc ) 1026 Syn- Piles Cured 0E COSTS YOU KOTHIEfr do matter bw Any sufferer from pile cn be quit kly he led withlong funding out rlk ng a pnnT Just write and I wid end you a ombinatlon home treatmeat abIf aariafled tend $1 othr-w!- e solutely TREE W S you owe ahsolutelr nothin SS9 Kura Side . 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