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Show Friday, February 22, 1952 SMERY COUNTY PROGRESS, CASTLE DALE, UTAH PAGE FIVE VIRGIL Iris Designs Good Heavyweights DEMPSEY'S attractive home JACK Beverly Hills, arranged largeg young ly for his two daughters, aged IS and 17, was the scene of the confab. Jack has planned a world-wid- e survey and test of the best amateur boxers now living between the Mississippi River and the Suez Canal, or between the Pacific Ocean and the Rhine. Our border Is the world, Jack They come to us as amasays. teurs but the winners will turn Into good-lookin- JUST REWARD SUNNYSIDE by Qerii S Hoo, Two Irishmen, meeting one day, were discussing local news. Do you know Pat. Faith, Well, Jim Skelly? asked said Mike, an I do." said Pat, he has had his appendix taken away from him. Ye dont say so! said Mike. Well, it serves him right. He should have had it in his wifes name. RIMIN' TIME 0 BLACK-HAIRE- D YOUNG LADY NAMED BOPP, By Emerged POSEN from a hairdressing SHOP; Smart Father Father looked hard at his wife and then at his son. That boy has taken money from my pocket! he stormed. How Ernest, she protested, can you say that? Why, I might have done it. Father shook his head. No, you didn't; there was some left." A Jr: V -- ting up and cutting down. This led to our dip in the big heavy splash, weight What makes a Habit Forming Judge (in dentist chair) "Do you swear that you will pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? If good heavyweight? we asked. anybody knows anything about heavyweight, it should be you. You and Tunney. What are you looking for In a new champion? Torn About A ladies' sewing circle is a gathering in which more husbands are darned than socks. The first thing a heavyweight needs is desire the ambition to be a fighter. If he hasnt got that he will never make a fighter.. He must be keen to learn, keen to train, and keen to win. He must understand it's a tough road and be willing to take it. "The next thing heavyweight needs js a punch. This can both come naturally and be taught. A heavyweight who cant pnnch la no good for anybody and even a natural puncher needs Instruction. One can find out very aoon whether a fellew can hit and hart. The third thing, Jack said, "is the ability to take a punch. Ive known heavyweights who were good boxers and who could also punch. But they couldn't take a punch. There was Bombardier Wells of England. He was a fine boxer. He carried a terrific wallop. But any sort of punch to the body or to the chin would knock him out. He knocked Carpentier down four times in the first two rounds. Carpentier happned to land one and Wells went out like a candle in a gale. There are men who simply cant take a punch to the body or to the chin. They will never be any good as fighters. We can find that out pretty quickly. There are no really good heavyweights around today, and we are building from scratch. CURE FOR HICCUPS MUTT AND JEFF professionals. We open at Toledo, go to Pitts-fburgh and then keep building moving and building, cut well-pai- d By Bud Fisher A man rushed into a drugstore and asked the druggist how to stop the hiccups. The answer was a slap in the face. Amazed and angry, the man demanded the reason for such behavior. Well, the druggist said, you don't have the hiccups now, do you? No, shouted the customer, but my wife out in the car still has. Seldom Seen People don't miss money they dont see or handle that's why husbands and small taxpayers are Other Needed Matters so unconcerned. Another point to consider," said, is a mans speed or Dempsey Solves Everything lumberA quickness. Mary loved John, but she worried ing fellow is no good. Id say that about the way he squandered money quickness was more important than when they went out together. Final- speed. Joe Louis, for example, ly she consulted her mother. wasnt too fast afoot, but he had can I stop natural hand speed that helped him How," she asked, John from spending so much money a lot. on me? You need quick reflexes, where Said her mother with a sigh: you see an opening and punch on Marry him." or where you see the a punch coming and block it on the REMAINS TO BE SEEN RIS blue for the lovely flowers green for the leaves, brown-gree-n stems are right in the transfer itself! You need only to iron the 6 inch flowers and buds off onto your matethe rial there is no embroidery work needed. Grand for guest towel gifts, dining table runners, dinette cloths, curtains. Can also be used on bath linens, silk scarves. Send 23c tor the IRIS DESIGNS (Pattern No. 411) complete transfer and NAME. laundering instructions. YOUR to PATTERN NUMBER ADDRESS, JOAN STUART. Box 424. Madison Square New York Station, 10, N.Y. Patterns ready to fill orders immeof order via diately. 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We wont find so many, bnt well find the few needed to stir things np. later put to nse. SXr YIDE AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas Well give these fighters the best instruction possible. A lot of these modern heavyweights know nothing about the true art of fighting. Many of them never had the chance to learn. These boxing shows will be televised, and they will be worth seeing. They may be crude, but theyll be interesting. We may have a number of There was a loud knocking on the heavyweights who cant fight now, door. "Who is it? an Irritable voice but who show promise for the future. At the very worst it will be shouted. Patrolman Smith, the knocker an interesting experiment. And it will be given a thorough trial. answered. Well, what do you want? the Ive never seen Jack Dempsey woman's voice cried again. quite as interested in anything beIts your husband, the patrol- fore as he is In this new heavyman said. A steamroller just ran weight plan. over him. years have passed since he knocked Well, dont Just stand there talkMore than 25 out Jess Willard. Slide years have slipped away since be ing, commanded the wife. him under the door. lost to Tunney. But he call cf the old game that made him famous and Mnstve Disappeared wealthy is still sounding. At any MacTavish and McCleary were rate, it will still be something to arrested for being drunk and dissee. orderly. During the hearing of the case the judge asked: Television and Football Where is the other man? What other man, sir? 'The N.C.A.A. has decided to conThe man who paid for the tinue its policy of policing or curbdrinks. ing TV displays of college football games for 1952. Along one line at least this is PUN FUN a somewhat morbid or melanA young lady remarked to a choly idea. For through 1951 male friend, that she feared she the TV committee picked out an would make a poor sailor. extremely soggy card. 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