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Show TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL ,20, , 192i. I c o. Cappy Ricks Discusses Starving Babies of Various Nationalities By PETER B. KTNE. sn- - the "WU, my dear, Cappy BloksMor-to his secretory. Mia j that young woman allt open this morning mail and eklmmed It, aa per her custom of e'lm- 'through the communion tlona it aa not looting necessary Cappy ahould read and on , t him for hia perusal i passing those which demanded 'hia personal "how many begging letters attention, have we this morning?" Mins Martin held up half a dosen wildcat Tour are from promote ofsubscrtp-tion. enterprises soliciting stock ona ia from a lady who wants .marry you,. .and, mists for aid tor the starving children of i Germany - know pounced t In, aa Chamber of Commerce, and I THE BIG STORE "That regular, Skinner The sick and crippled veterans of Tbs late war are operating on about twenty-fiv- e per cent of the funds allotted by the I don t see why you lAngr,offerso an should objection to starting German babies on that percentage By the time theyre old enough to go to war and got whittled they'll be philosophical and accept twenty-fiv- e per cent Tor life. They will refuse to believe that anybody get more. Miss Martin, we'll send a check for a the German usand dollars to How do you know M theyll get A BROADWAY & STATE jss New Wash Fabrics it. - to Fasnion bummer r rocks nodded affirmatively read the starving babv prospectus J have never aeen a starving babv ahd if thla literature Is hberaiiv illustrated my generosity la apt to be considerably stimulated general , Mr bklnner, tapp ajrer In the lumber department and faho, with daptain Matt 1eaelev manager of trappy's Bide Mar zg y I dont care a hoot In a hollow do not, and whether they get It What I want to not want to know do Is to sleep nights and how can I sleep when 1 know little German ha- hies are Bing aaake because they re Mnc and 1 haven t offered to feed them? 1 r Last Week of the SPRING SALE OF RUGS AND DRAPERIES Nottingham Lace, Filet Nets , Casement Nets, Oxford Cross Nets, Tuscan Nets, Silk Nets, in Bewildering Selection LOT 1 Special Bargains In LOT Filet Nets, Yard, 39c Nottingham Lc and Casement Nets, 49c i Fancy nets and Filet nets also In white, cream and ecru. LOT With the approach of yrarmer days, it is timely that your Sommer wardrobe receives consideration now. An early shopping trip to our Wash Fabric department while stocks are still so wonderfully complete, will fascinate yon with the possibilities of sheer, Our stocks were never tnore complete there are patterns and collovely summer frocks, for sultry days at such small cost. oring to suit every taste, and at prices to fit every purse? Eponge and Ratine, 98c to $2.49 Yard l i , if i r i " st In a wonderful assortment of desiR-nspopular for blouses and dresses. Fin Imported Shrunk l". ' - ) , fi I, y are always in demand for Home Dresses and Children rs Wear, Aprons and Bovs Blouse. We have them in (Treat quantities, in checks, plaids and plain colors. Both 27 and 32 ineh widths. Printed Voiles Priced 14c to 69c Yard deirblo for summer dresses terns and colorings are all new. The pat- So day, after a Utter scrap, Abels wife packed op and left him. fault or mine that they Jtlon Company had been Btnnding M are"Is It Sur Matt Peaaley struck in an Interview, exchanged hungry r' Ikwattlng "Of course it ian L is U their ; glances Mr. Skinner cleared hia fault" j throat with a propitiatory "No-o-- o. but then "lieraus mil him, MatL The war f -- Tea, Skinner, my boy Get it off la over, and the only people who are j your chest, Cappy urged without busy the bloody shirt are clanring up from the appeal "NeverI those waving members of ths old soldier or- having had a babv of ynur own tI realize you are note about To unload" baUtnt during the Great a cargo of baby information on me War andorganisations in (or profession! have If ..j wa about to quote 'from a patriotism evergone me si poem " Mr Skinner replied humbly "Well, I think there's something "When you quote a poem. ' I appy queer g drive about this , retorted, It's a poem with a sting lor European baby relief, Cappy. J In its tall. Let 'er go'" 1 do, hia big proMr Skinner quoted tested "Writer who have been there how high the infant mortality, us tell Organised charity, scrimped and baa been since ih e war wh. it runs wed. up to seventy per cent in some place, Jn the name olia cautious, statistical other writers drag lna mas of Chris. to prove the deastating effect on rates of various countries birth i "Enough. Cappy shrilled "TVhat suffering economic Now, prhatlon , are you. driving at. if cent of the liable boro stvenfv I'm driving at thla sir . Statistic, ere dving per If t'prove he of and hundred per that of every dollar collected cent that are born fiftv per cent X I for charity by any organisation op-- . arent being born at all, why doe it on a per Urge scaie, twenty crating become necessary to support a human t cent goea to the solicitor, f If dt flcltf I per cent to the overhead of the or- Then he Cappv sat up and blinked per ganlsatinn and twentv-fh- e jammed his Kpoct&eles down to the to the eharitv. I'm a member of the extreme to slid of his end nose, Charltiea investigating Committee of the edge of hia chair and glaredoutover the rims of his spectacles at his Say it again. Matt, and say it slowly," he murmured in an awed olte , Matt said it again slowly Cappy hat you re trying to prove, sighed. he declared, ia that two tbings which are eau&l to the same not are ' Rule of equal to each other thing In other words, we have to have a meththumb controlling interest of fifty-on- e per do ods msy cent births over forty nine per cent in very well death before any nation Is justified lesser matters, in raising a Save the babies appeal? but those whose Matt "Well, something like that. And it does seem admitted that eyesight depends Germany ought to take care of that upon the weartwo increase ?cnt herself Fhe per ing of glasses hasn t paid amthing on her reparasoon learn to tions bill to speak of What's she the with her money appreciate doing ' value of scienPapering hen houses wIUl It, suppose. Matt. But thats not the fault tific exactness, of the kida of absolute ac"Well, if we're expected to take curacy, both In care of German babies only, I d be in the making and favor of kicking in. just to show Frits we re spirts and can forglva and fvr-g-ei the fitting of but we have to take care of the their glasses. Armenian babies and the Bohunk babies and the babies of the Far Hast "AeiL 111 admit i ve been hearing-aboMany Equal the starving Armenians since Onr Prices, 1915, BeCappv replied grudgingly fore that the Turks used to go forth But None ind get enough Armenians for a mess the Quality Orens even In peace every gther week-entlnu VVhv, those Armenians must be as prolific aa guinea pigs to k?ep on fuiatluning as object of charity, and I cut them and the other Far Kastem babies off mv llt Wt year I m going in for German babies exclusively in 1924 "How about the French babies' I hear a howl In that direction every little while, Mr Skinner observed "1 let them roll their own. They SPECIAL arent tac;ng themselves much' to .5 of and the aren t paying their pak Distance or reading bills' nnd their credit limit on m vmpalh was used up In 1919. right glasses, with deep after the Peace Conference I cant spherical permit them any overdraft It Ireland ell, has been to shot ll lenses, fitted in ever since 191S and pieos frame like Scotland and "Wales haventFngland, had a good time since 19M. but they aren't including picture, asking anvbodv to save their bablea, And if anvbodv a babies deexaxninat Cappy serve oar attwmlmv if the Irish case all for Neglect those babies and New York, Chicago and Nan Francisco will into dert wastes through tna-- l ibtv to control their traffic prob-bThe Blue Star Navigation be sliv most of its best Company chief engineers and the docks will be To pay more than Orens glutted with freight because there will be no more Irish foremen to make the is extravagance.' prices inferior racew In the Longshoremen's To pay less is a sacrifice Union step lively " "I might do worse than endow an of service and comfort. Irish orphan asylum at that." Cappy II not be here agreed "Of course to see tho finished tufnod out. hut fifteen veara product from now mu rouid go to Dublin, Matt and contract for the pick of them to fill any good jobs we might have Iving around loose Miss Martin. write to the president of Ireland and ask hlrt to wlect a hundred 207 Main Street vvar orphans fifty boys and Irish fifty rlrls III feed them and educate Ground Floor Kenyon them Hotel .. "Hes off again." tyr. Skinner Interrupted. Wasatch 4388 . "and bring them to the Vfrited States when they are full grown and start a Bigger and Better Families On 1 Priced 39c to 98c Yard Dress Percales, 19c to 35c Yard In an endless variety of patterna -- w 'exactness N Remarkable Purchase! 200 Silk Jersey and Radio Silk ut to Sell for Much Higher Prices. final success of a costume, care must be Made All New Stock To insure the to the choice of the underthmgs that are given worn beneath it. These petticoats of silk jersey ami radio silk give a correct foundation, for they cling to the figure without creating extra fullness. In the desired shades, embroidery finished or with pirated flounces, they offer exceptional values to the thrifty shopper (Auerbach e Second BToor Gardening Supplies - Garden Spades, Yard, 98c Curtains in Pairs Special, Pair, $3.95 Voiles, Yard, 39c All white, for-- waists, dresses and underwear. 36 inches wide. Good Quality White Nainsook, Yard, 12c For ini anti wear and underwear; wide. Floor ) prices- U. SPECIALS "DAYBREAK Earpe nUe. 36 inches L coupled. FRAMES SWING $1.65 to $6.50 (Auerba-cli'- Glass Fruit Dishes, for 29c 6 eiae. 414-ln- Lawn Mowers, Spading Forks, 98c 12-- 4 Poultry Netting or 2 inch mze mtkh; priced id upray. brass; $11.49 ... xrd ular 49 41 Reg- Stone Crock, Complete haUidlee; Glass Percolator Tops, 3 for 10c $8.49 Plain bearing size. (Auerbach's Regular , Super Quality Axminster Rugs, $67.50 blue, rose and mulberry. Small Oriental and Persian designs Size 9x12. In taupe, tans, Setting a High Standard of in a Value-Givin- g Special Value in Sale of Gingham Porch Frock Made of Genuine Amoekoag, and Victory Gmghnma Beaded High-Grad- e er Worsted Royal Wilton Rugs, Special, $110.00 New Spring Styles at a Surprisingly Low Price. Thm lot cirmirti of Hise 9x12 patterns Puritan a coJleortlon of twenty splendid All are seamless and fringed. Seamless Royal Wilton Rugs, $85.00 room 9x12. A $1.39 aue, Fringed ends; In tans, rose, assortment. Wonderful bargain. dreanen are superior In ever war to The the avenue 1 29 dresses. The nathmaily knowa brand of gingham of whk-they're made, their detail of workmanship, which Include deep heme and set n eJeeves, and their beautiful styles place them in a class with much higher priced dresses. teHoet of Charming New Bpnng Styles in Entirely New Color Combinations Patterna aa stunning as these have never before been shown In auch moderately priced dreiwos Self trimmed, p4que cods re, some All trimmed with embmidery or stitching. have sashes. Firing them a drewder look than the average porch frock poasesaes Regular aize 3t to 44 Extra sizes 4 to 60 Dozens of styles to select from Every Drees fresh, new and clean. Wise shopper will purchase two, vthr4 arid four of those Frocks at a time. Extra Every Dries Is guaranteed fast color ealrspeople and extra setting apace to take care of the unusual demand such vadues are bound to call forth. Bhop aa early In th day as possible - (Auerbach'e Second Floor.) nplmdld pattern blues, taupe, browns h Wiltop Velvet Rugs, $39.50 -- Gold Band Twenty patterns In heavy ' seamless WlHon Velvet Rugs; fringed ends; All the nw- desirable designs In tans rose, blue and taupe -- We deliver groceries subject to certain delivery charges and conditiona Ak for delivery Information at ogr Grocyterya. -- Glass Lemon Reamers, 15c Each with side value. (90 Room siae, 9x12, China Egg Cups 6 for 29c value. $1.39 Lawn Mowers, adjustable (Auerbadi's . 9 Pros: to match Galvanized bo tom Hose Noszles, 69c S $18.49 $05 Sprinkling Cans, $1.49 . $1-2- Grass Catcher, . Extra hea nch sise.... mads. by the foot. Bowl, Rugs $57.50 Special 670 00 value. An endless variety to select from. Some excellent values in Axminster Rugs. New colorings and designs regular 95c value Japan Flower Ball Bearing feet. Size 9x12 Seamless Axpiinster Axminster Rugs, Special $39.50 Table Mats, 69o Each Com In bpcaI sizes And different colors. Size h Hose, $3.98 I Imported A Reel Rubber Wn Regular - China and Glassware $3.69 . A- Extra Special 09$63.50 $19X0 58c $1.35 $2.89 5 Size 9x12 Heavy Axminster Rugs Special Values in 8. size. AXMINSTER RUGS The iirwperlWIIons are so slight that only an expert can .detect them None are torn or damaged in the weave, but there are only alight variations m the pattern which claas them as imperfect. These rugs are divided into two groups ' Group 1 Group 2 WALL FRAMES AND UR Second floor.) Rake, Garden JS feet. at a Quantity of Slightly 'Imperfect We Have Secured $1.48 ChOlrg ft , " - - High-grad- Rubber. ar- tisticaliy fraiped Reg $.4 00, at ONE LOT OF FRAMED PICTURES orted Maes and 8ubJects- Extra strong 1 handle Carden Ilose At speciale ion and ORENS Nets, Some Wonderful Bargains in Fine Filet From the earliest dawn of history, man has desired beautiful things about him. Good picture, rightly choeen, add thoir ultimate note to the most pleasing intarlar. Let Auerbachs moat complete Picture and Framing Department serve you from Its wide selection of reproduction of the world's greatest paintings. $1.69 The Spring Gardener find every needed article at at price very Aurtoaeh moderate. all-she- $4.53 " -- curved . Including Net, fancy fine Fitot Nets and Shadow effects. Art Alone Endures PETTICOATS M for-hel- The Most Remarkable Selection of A -- X Main (Auerbach's Colteet'on of Shadow Effect Curtain Lace, Tuscan Nets and Grade Curtain Nets High Tuscan Casement are mill lengths of Novelty Lace Yard, 19c 36 inches In Fine Filet Nets, Yard, 79c LOT In checks and sin pea Ginghams, ess wide. sta-tUtl- fi tv-fi- 32-inch-Dr- A Big Fine White Flaxons, 39c to 45c Yard EXTRA SPECIAL! yards Mill Lengths of 3000 ncier-endin- 8000' , Dress Linen, 98c to $1.29 Yard wanted shades. All the V Dress Ginghams 44 inches wide, these our regular 98c quality. Exquisite Filet and Fancy Weave LOT Fine White Voile, Yard, 39c Very cur- Comprising a wonderful selection, cf patterns cream and ecru. Special Offering Just in Time for the Girli Summer Dresses. These (foods sxe ifi 10 to 20 vard ienjjths. If they .were full pieces the pnee would be 75e per yard. Printed Crepes, 98c to $1.79 Yard ' i Lace, Yard, 59c Lace Curtain Nets, Yard, 69c the now wanted fsbrita for dresses, as well aa underwear. -- Both plain and open work weaves. LOT replete with all tiq waists and Clip Dot .Tissue, Yard, 39c Plaid or strlpo effects. heathen mixture. m Y' EXTRA SPECIAL 2000 Yards of Pino Riel quality of dainty patterns in these fancy tain materials. A Our White Good Dept. Imported Novelty Casement Nets and Plain Blown Milk Glasses, 6 for 59c Also can be used for tea. Barge rise. Downstairs ) See Downstair.) Auerbach's Quality Grocyterya ALWAYS THE BEST FOR THE LEAST cans. 2 for 39 F. F. 0. Medium Ripe Olivet Dundee Imported Marmalade, 42c Jars. Shredded Wheat ...10c Cream of Wheat 2 lbs. M. J. B. Pure Food Rice.' 23c kaddiee Sods Crackers Sliced Boiled Ham, lb. Genuine Imported Swedish Health Bread, lb. ..25c Norwegian Fish Ball! cane 29c cans.... SSe Shaker Salt regular size cans -- ....10c (Auerbachs Downstairs ) , 11 1 Optical Co. r Ptnk-toBy th. Huly iToohet. boy. w v got to do someFor about thl babv question. and thin Teuton. Clt everv Scandinavian that ntra tht.countrv when becomes a citizen and uncover half the flag oes by, we hareSoutherna d, zrn of assorted Central, Eastern Europeans eoiwhat sadtighter In color than an English dle and about as much nae 4n breed-in ing up Americans as a tooth tguh a --French family. Matt Pesley suggested, Then, ft isnt the baby question "It is. Matt These peoNe come In six to one and breed twelve W two, and thrive on dirt and soft food like a parrot V Matt "It's the marriage efuestkm sverTed. "How can we whoop up our birth vbm peopla cannot afford oi movement. Apglo-Saxo- rU n. to get married "Well, other nations dcr It. Matt "True And we Americana who cannot afford to marry and have more than one child if we do marrv, wt around and sob and lament and dig down info our jean to contribute to the support of European babies And when those babie grow up they come over here and own all the apartment houses and raise the rent on the old couple whose lone child has left them wlihout visible means of support. "Well, if moat marriages nowadays were made in heaven Instead of below dedts; Cd$py declared, "I suppose ws could afford to rales our own policemen. But with divorce as common and easy of access as Scotch whtekv, even the folks who get married prefer a childless life on the principle that If they should .separate the alimony would only cover mothers upkeep4 Cappy iapsed Into a gentle chuckle. "Speaking of those marriages that art not made In heaven he went on, reminds me of Abel Booth by. who used to be a famous lobster fisherman down East when I was a boy. In those days when folks married they married until death did them part; no matter how much they fought and suffered aaf hated each other, they had children and educated them and kept their dark familv secrets in the family closet- - Well, Abel was ftedded to a woman that couldnt have kept the peace with a graven image: Abel waa dumb, and so was his wife, and ther talked to each other with their hands; when they pulled off a battle they just naturally wore themselves seen Abet after a fight with out. his wife, so weak he could- hardly re le . f . hia boat oat to overhaul Tils lobster pots. They never had env children and Mr. Abel rtidn t want any; U took all her strength to order Abel around, without wasting her reserve supply on half a dozen brats who d rush In from- school and yell aloud on their fingers- 'M gimme a piece o' bread an jelly!' Well, one dar, after a bitter scrap, Abels wife packed up aqd left him. Bh was gone flv years, and Abel supported her In comfort all of that time. Finally on day Abel received a telegram from th town m here his recreant Wife lived. It reed: - "Abel- being this reply: a income Is the only safe mad to practical man, sentv the success " Henry Peel, Coroner, Jonesport, Maine 'Ship lobsters to me here at expense and set her again. ABEL BOOTH BY. (Copyright, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc All rights reserved. Re, production prohibited ) my la the laugh that followed. Cappy "You send turned to hie aecretary. that check to the wife of the American Ambassador to Berlin, he ordered. and her to go out on a spending spree. Tell her to burOretch-enthingss 'v oil little Hrlnies the and (or ""Abel Boothhyr Thomastown. Maine can find aud to keep down she ' 'Y our wife a- - body found here the overhead. The only thing In the floating In bay and covered with lob- a ay of expense I can allow her is sters. Wire instructions. lunch money and taxicab hire Keep" HENRY PEEL Coroner. . ing down the overhead and Increasing ' & e. ut First Congregational ChurcR Services Today corFirt Congregational ner First South and church, Fourth BmC Dr Elmer I. Goshen, pastor. a. m. Th Sunday school at mom.ng THJbltc service axe now hHd at the Pant&sres t hew tor at Ifr 4o haxp, and today being Easter Bun-H- y, Dr. Gohsn' subject will be "The Naturalist 9 Argument for the Immortal Hope ' street. |