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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL 11 1924 20, rir. wj-- r- . Rogers Says When the Horse Falls the Rider Usually Goes Down Also By WILL ROGERS. I wbiiI hmbr, and hereon, to pub pcotwg this week to my Idle wrUem, end oonmUuo, against tba oao of cartoon, adltonaia, h free Terse, gr any form of publlo notice, jlblns, or poking fan or atUagUif to he funny, at the My para-Crap- ae of the Prince of Walaa, lalkng off his bona My raaaune are twofold,' fkret, on account of It. beinjr paaae, and, aec- tmdiy, on account of the happenings the paat week to my own Imme- dtate person Now orei ythlng la funny aa lonk a it la hspoenlDC to hut wheSlV happena to yw. why it aeema to torn tome .of tta out of It. Lsurt year. In Now York ft waa one of my Wire fire subjects to remark rsBaaSSSf the audience right back on their flasks. Now In those days, which waa a year ago, that waa very comical both to me and the audience. But of course now It ha finally reached the comic atrip cartoons, really earlier than a joke generally doea, and even the editorial writers are commenting on It, in what they term a lighter vein. Now an editor hU writer la the laat man In the world to find anything out, no you will aee how old and out of date It must be to refer to now. But all this has nothing to do with a flaw ypaaon. I always-harjp&fT old ponies for me and the children to play around with, so somebody said. ssasizsesrzssrC. aesm body that can ride can play polo, And me, like a fool, believed him. Why that la as absurd as saying any. body that can walk would malts a good . i Vg- - v !$,' . PtOMIBkW aw i a, , V 1 tJ ,V' kV tjfcowgt i PT &$? 4- -- L Nothing Like This Has Ever Been Known Before With the creation of the Chrysler Six there was accomplished an evolution in motor cars no less valuable than the original invention of the., all-import- automobile This is a statement best I did not take up polo shout the Prince of Wales staking himself out a claim tn some part of England. And I remember one choice morsel of gossip I had was that 1 was going to get appointed as ambassador to England so I could go riding with the prince and he able to rope his horse and bring him back to him. And another was, "I see where the Prince of Wales fell off his horse again today, but that aint news any more. If he stayed on that would be news. Well, that always knocked six-fo- ot proved by actual perform tor any social prestige. ance. The boldest possible claims are frankly and em- phatically made for this new quality light six. 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If 1 was the champion polo player of the world, I still couldnt drink a cup of tea without using the saucer And I always hesitated on another taking up the game was account of the white breeches I had always been Sensitive teeth result from Acid Decay at 2187. jX&kri heart-diseas- ' bHifTT That wtitt breach m is that T havent got the nerve to do Decdy Squibbs Dental Cream prevents should be beneath black or some of the nding munU that the tsii iJy i ones at in least twine goes after gray For generations, dentists and physicians have prescribed milk of magnesia He goes public over The people that think riding a horse jumps that I wouldn't have the nerve b'feqi Viii for protecting the teeth against Acid Decay. No other product u as safe is ail there ie to polo are the name to climb over on foot. Than if be a fall lot a gets of forms us all of effective that as or think curls are ait there people alleged humorin neutralizing acidity. Is to Mary Pick ford I can also walk, ists (who would b afraid to lead one but I can t sweep & golf ball into one of his horses to water with a The Squibb Laboratories have now combined this ideal antacid in a hditer rope) start in rewriting original of those holes with a broom. remarkable new dental cream. Squibbs Dental Cream is made with jokes about the prince s horitomanhip Bo I got me some of those long hanI m.w a picture of one of his falls Milk oT Magnesia, pleasantly flavored. It nelitralixi acids at dled hammers and started in at polo where - ,V J horse the had fallen trying for Subbs You know some men like to have their Lane and elsewhere, thus preventing Acid Decay, It also Why that jump was Helds harrowed and plowed, and I had ' water Jump not played polo Two days until I was leaves tiny, soothing particles of magnesia at The Danger Line, which writer in this country who -coukl offered a job to come over and plav across it, and not over two could remain in the mouth and neutralize acids as they form. 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Park, dont go to England unMedical and Dental Professions tince 1858. league, or email Lime event, I go less, as 1 say, vou have some solution down and one dav w e are having a fur a man staying up while the horse friendly practice game with a few is going down. I only had one thing to be P. S looking on Three of us beginners all bump together. Mind vou, we are all thankful for In my fall. I practically three oh the same side ruined the only pair of white breeches We knock our horses down, I fall on my head I had Of course. Its all right with the prince he can wear his daddy a and, of course, am not hurt 'yetf. The referee carted an unusual fouL But from now on I will get to pfey in He said I had fouled bv running over chaps. two of my own side Well, the next day waa the big game; we were to (Copyright, li?4, by the MoXaught play the ilth cavalry from Monterey. Syndicate, Inc.) j&Z&yj They sure were a fine bunch of boys, and hard . riders. Things were going along pretty good until along about the 3rd act. I was on a new pony who suddenly reared up and fell back on me There he was. a laying l' A across mv Intermission Mv headright was out on one side and my feet on the 1 other, that was all you oould see. Scpuih'i MiU; of Magnate, useful m hyperacidity of the stomach and -- vr When he got up I knew for the first obtained from mdk be modifier inf of for as a your pharmacist iota, may Dont Bide Them With a VeQ; Retime how the prince must have felt. ITsJV, Well, everything goes K. O. for two move Them With OtWne I am on a friends nrdre periods PIUCELESS INGREDIEHT or EVElf PRODUCT" THE Doable Strength. horse and coming hekerty split down n THE HONOR AND INTEGRITY OP ITS MAKER the field, when for no reason at art This preparation for the rrnwmU the horse crosses Ms front legs and starts turning somersaults. They of free Idea is to successful in removpkked me up just south of Santa Bar- ing freckles and giving a clear I. R. SQUIBB V SONS bara. beantifal complexion, that it is sold P B. !M. Or HJ Sodas, New TartDq. The crowd all snld. "01 thats Win under guarantee to refund the money Eneiowd pi earn had tea cent to cover eott a t wnpuing and Rogers the comedian He Just does if it fails. The papers next that for laughs. tap! tubeef Squtobt DotICtbix. Poafr hide freckles under a dav aR said, Ormedfan spills off veil; get an ounce of Othine and re horse twice at polo game iMiMHiasiaamMSHtswatwi I win admit there was not move them. Even the first few apNow quite the same .publicity given to ail plications should show a wonderful MaMfMmtssHmMMMtiasaaai my various falls as to thee pf the improvement, some of the prince. But the hurt was just as bad freekles vanishing entirely. lighter Rverybody that reads about It had Be sure to ask tire dri$rgist for been kidding me about being the keal h Othine; it is this Prince of Wales of America. But the what I want to know from some of that is sold on the money back gnar these newspaper ndera Is what I am antes. (Adv.) supposed to do in case the horse falls Are the prince and I supposed to fall with the home, or are we supposed to stay up there In the air until he gets up, and comes back up under us Every fall that the prince has had has been caused by a falling Korea, not by being thrown from one. In the future the prince and I win personally TRIBUTE READERS pay in the power for j the extra two the lines that will announce that On account of the holiday press, reservations should 'home going down had something to do with our going off be made without delay for England Is all worked up over his numerous falls but up to now no one has manifested much Interest In any of mine, only for laughing purposes. Kotolnal IW tfc At least ndne of the prominent Washkuifietan and DitrUwtfo ington politicians have asked me to cease my riding I want some concern Steamship tickets to all parts of the world. Ask us 3 -COUPONS AND paid to my welfare In my faBa I am not fortunate enough to spin any royal for vacation suggestions and literature covering any Ktw titbeitit W Ibti mxin blood, but It's my blood, and lta all eli tiokary, boa4 te bite iivii 1 but no matter month of the year. WISE TRAVELERS PLAN AHEAD. got. Its kinder funny with iUuut4 graix blood how common ogr bt we hate to lose any of It. ' Tat fit fwwiltow at Hw yabHe aaw a picture In the paper last 1 matt foe a ad becanae at tWr facliii! summer where the prlnoe was on one OB DEES Up U SOS atlas. ..M errtaf thvas, arraarememta have of his boreee and !t4 name was Will BX Will Par at dlatrlbflMoe mart Sistseass fne tto fraauar I swelled lm Now all See us if you are interested in bringing in friends or up gut Rogers. XlUJOB sak Pmubssmt-- ' .The Mew UbieeiwH Diotiwiary when I saw he had a horse named for rate tor I peroda t U Trlbuno rtoT hr tklaU relatives from abroad. Our records on immigration me. hot maybe that waa the one that arham well koewa firm, has been doing art this high and lofty laws and quotas are at your service. ernpoea toast be fWfH4 aa4 Aa a suggestion, if our tumbling ere ardan Mil ir respective countries want to do to protect our welfare the best can be would to I suggest get thing us some horses that can stand up, for Ststfunsrs, Offlcs Outfitters, the prince and I both have to take printlna, Engrsvlna every precaution t protect onr look a (4 Ksst Broicfway, It would he terrible If his face was alt Laks City, Utah, marred. 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