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Show sl" THE SALT rfl TV. was invented by Jew t subject this Away-Jew- ish with other nations. book. Ws must get away from the Jewish God and retara to Woltn. We mast abandon not only Jehovan, but Uhnst and Christianity, which reduced our once strong and proud people to whimpering and humiliation. Not Christ, bat Germania shall rise again . Whoever believes in Germania cannot believe m Christ. The German church will spit out the person of the Jewish religion. We await the German Savior, who will not apeak Hebrew or Latin, but German HEATHEN ENDS. This is the war the German people-!-, .par tv, with a million ad herente under different party names, war i a commanding the fighting Must Get Away From He u wair yC'v5eb brew God and Return Mt A? to -- peaking and i Effort Made to Inoculate Nation With Bellicose Spirit of Heathen Gods. 5 By MAXIMILIAN HARDEN. (Copyright, 1924, by bait Iialte Tribune ) BERLIN, Apnl 19 An the world of the celebrate anniversary Christ s resurrection a large number of German are crucifying him again and de- &a a weak Asiatic Jew thfiorator of the German rare "At the Munich trial, of which de cent Germans ran think onlv with shame. General Ludendorff claimed fdt himself and other miserable lie roe entrance in Valhalla, the heaven This of north German warriors. was the signal for wild battle cries, of which the writer can give only textual samples here: The Bible i writing. They TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNENG, TiAtCTl buy SCOTT'S EMULSION your druggist guarantees its purity and goodness absolutely. Ask your druggist for Scoff's Emulsion. 20,-292- By GEORGE ADE. Two Brother started away to Colat the same Time. Just before they boarded the Train, lit led them aside and handed them some splendid Advice. He told them that they were now ready to mold their Futures. He aid he wanted them to stay In of and Bon hard, and he evening hoped they would mind the t acuity and keep away from the Clgaret Fiend who play the Banjo and talk about, Actresses. He wanted them to stand high Iq their O laser and devote their Spare Moments to Read- lege - - Misleading Advertising up In his Room sad became a lug, and soon enough was greatly despised as the pet of the Professors. ChoUey wore a striped Jersey and Joined the Track Team and. worked in to the Glee Club. Ha went to his Room When all the other Flaoss had K very time a 8how closed up struck Town he was In the Front Row to guy the Performers and pick up tom new Gaga He went epJUni on all the Town Girls who wvuli stand for his Fresh Ways, and he was down as the best Denser la the Ki hlmsetf Sto. . . iii s ' --" hires -.'. V, go ap-peari- ng WE HANDLE THE ENTIRE 01 CARS OF PRACTICALLY EVERY L Randall-Dod- d We are prepared to furnish a list of twenty Salt Lake Automobile Dealers of which number eleven besides our firm are NOT marketing their used cars through the Certified Used Car Market chassis an individuality that all con- cede. Added refinements assure prompt starting in even the coldest weather, and important increase of gasoline and oil mileage. You will agree there is no rival in value of the new Hudson Sedan. BUICK DISTRIBUTORS. sef ill Knowledge and Chop out ail the Frivol and Fopperies, whereupon ChoUey would write batk that he needed Fifty by Return Mall to pay for Chemicals used In the Laboratory. By the Time that both were Senior W llliam had grown a fuzzy Climber in f ont of each Listener and was troubled with Weak lamps lie. always had a Volume of Kant under his Arm and seemed to be in a Brown Study os he walked across the campus. neat and ChoUey kept himself nobby and seemed always Cheerful, even though he had two or three Conditions to his Discredit and had only an Outside Chance of taking his degree. He woe Manager of the Football Team, and he had earned the affectionate Nickname of Rocks Ha waa a great Hand to get acquainted with any Girl who dared to show herself near the Hails of Learnconstant Practice he bad ing and by Into a Star Chlnner, so developed that he could talk low to almost any i of them and make her believe that of all the Flowers that ever bloomed aha waa tha one and only 420 non orchid WUIiarn kept away from Hops and Promenades because he remembered what Pa had Bald about the disInfluence of Fripperies and tracting of Artificial Sothe Twtttle-Tattl- e ciety The only Girl he knew was a Professor's Sister, aged 51, with whom be wma wont to dlscusu the Theory of Unconscious Cerebration Then he would drink a Cup of Young Hyson Tea and go Home at S 45 P. M ChoUey at about that Time would he starting out In hie Minstrel Suit to writ his Nam on Dance Cards with the Real and get acquainted Folks Dar 'William On Commencement received the Cvrus J Blinker Prize of a Set of Books for getting the Highest General Average of anyone tn the Class ChoUey Inst managed to Squeeze The Faculty pave him a through Degree for fear that tf It didn't he might com back and stay another Year After they had graduated Pa gave them another Talk. He said he was proud of William but Chollev had been a Trial to him. Still he honed It waa rot too late In set the Boy He wa going on the Right Track to pnt both of them Into a I w Office and he wanted them to Read Law for all they were worth and not he I need awav from their Work hy the of Life In a Glittering Temptation Bis citym nrene.red tn eel it-- he w WITH, Rupture Kills 8,000 Annually tht fawn beriet the tvi; aoptr." yeer see marked )!certificateedrh brief Is Id leraois the aaferta-eat- e Wfcyt aaae had aaclaeted thewaalxaa r had warily tskrif ean af the elge (ewell. ha ef the atruetlea tad peytag ae ettee-tlo- o What am yes doing? ta the caaee. Are yea aegleetlsg yeerealt hy earls i a yea chnna trail. aspUaaae at shata-- ar aawa te cell lit At beat, tha tnaaa la aaly e wahaaMtt a (Sin np ayalsat sella, aaeaet he expect 4 te act slag VaHe-aa- d a aaan this a anre mechanical support. Tin Media pctaaere retards hhnd ct reals wearies ef (lea. ibaa rebbteg tbs weeks that vkicS Uey seed wont no on. tweet Bat seise ca has tseed way. aad all ires aaffenn is tha laed are ta.ltrd te siaks a fast right ta tha srtxacy ef th.lr awe hseira. The FUfiO warned Is aaqoed tries Si, the west WrieUfie. lacteal aad aae-uesalt tnatanet let nt pears the world la) . the botterill automobile, 36-4- 2 rug Co. Distributor Hudson and Essex. South State Street. In tha Automobile Basinas Phone Waaatch in Salt L&ke 636. for Seventeen Tear . 3r Jr ALTO CO.. Ltd. RANDALL-DOD- D U of power gives to the new Hudson A- .- Selling of Used Cars Is an Important Part of Our Business of Sober Responsibilities and therefore he had belter store his Mind with -- DEALER t 47-5- 1 This Superb Body Now on the Greatest Super Six Chassis OF USED Auto Company have never had any interest in or connection wjtiit the Certified Used Car Market. We want the public to know we are dealing in USED CARS in the same manner and governed by the same policies followed for many years and jvnave that the liAlsi a. The 2 - s We very much regret it has become necessary 'for us to. defend ourselves and many other Salt Lake Automobile Dealers against a MISLEADING STATEMENT in the Advertising of the Certified Used Car Market in Salt Lake Newspapers during the past yetek, which advertisement reads in part as follows: scented beards, but the modem baek-er- s of Wolan. Ltd , are cmeT, hard and blood thirsty men, believing la force and cunning, separated from a gentlemanly idea bv unavailable oceans Civilized humanity ean onlv observe with horror this effort to innnenlate the whole nation with the bellicose spirit of these heathen gods Everybody knows that Christian commandments are often broken everywhere even where there is no but it is done seeretlv and poison thn sinners are usually aejiamed. WHAT WILL HAPPEN? But what Is going to haimen In Germany? The Miium contracts have been rxtrnded two months . and the government, although hanging In the air without parliament to hank Its acts, has anrepted the Dswcs report as a basin of negotiation But tht does not ease one s mind Hie nationalists and people's party condemn this pliability as new proof of weakness caused by Jewish Christianity and masses who are disappointed In the republic and worship I.udendor1T cheer th. former ervtifn prince and would like to hold elections on a platform, "Wolan against Jesus They serve notice that they not ratify any agreement made ' by the present government I Bo It entirely unfavorable weather for the disarmament plans of President Coolldre and Prime Minister MhoDonald Must we then desNo for spring always follows pair VMlf winter But Instrsd of laughing at the nrw Wolan follower as harm-los- s fools the world ought to tell them very decidedly that It la they Senior. who renetrthle the Pharisaical Jew In believing that -- they alone are the ing rather than to the Whimsies and K1 Chapter of the Gamma Oopslion chosen people Letter Fraternity Jews caused ttbe tomb to be guarded Mimical Fooleries of a University Greek The Reports sent Homs Indicated so that Jems' body should not be Town William listened and was corralling the Honthat William promsolemnly stolen and the resurrection should ised to Behave f hollcy Jldgeted In ors In Scholarship and ChoUey Was not come true. But no crucifixion will hi Chair and said was It nearly getting through each Exam by.-th- e kill the spirit which tfttrsts all chains Train-Tim- e Skin of his Teeth but he had been and dispels with Its breath the ghostSo they rode away on the Var- elected a Yell Captain and could do ly army of heathen gods and accomW llliam his 100 Yards in Ten Seconds Flat. Cars about nished reading plishes the mission of educating the the Goths and andals and ChoUey WILLIAM TAKES PAJS AbVICE. Seven Up with a Shoe Drumpeople In the common sin playing Fa. would writ Or, If all that sounds too solemn mer from Lowell teLPhoUy now and In At the University William rememlet's put It thn and toll hinajto Brace Up xnd simpler language, No ksui fur Wolan." bered wtiat Pa had said so he cooped grive him a Hupph that Life waa full We concede no smoother performance in any car. A steady vibrationless flow - ?V9rtg7r 1 further than their predweezor, who asserted that Uhrrut waa a blond German (without specifying what tourist agency transported the Holy family from Germany to Galilee) All this scons harm loss to those who think of the oid German gods as nice old gentlemen with sweet No previous Hudson expresses the consummate art of body building as does the new Sedan. It is the most beautiful Hudson of all time. Few cars at any price equal it in richness of appointment and upholstery. It 4. Fable of the Bookworm and the Butterfly Who Went Into the Law 111 No matter where you may APJUL The PLAfXO VAT! vbr-- n adhortas closely te the bwly eeaeot poeoihif slip er rim eet ef price, thetefwe eaeeet chafe er pieeh hot t as volsel easy te apply co Te he osed whilst paradvely risrpoerl.o aad whilst yea aieep ha yee worh or bock iso oprlsge attsebod. straps how to riee the kernll owswtes Lears as aatere latraded, a the rapture CA1FT row Sows grad peer taer today ta PLA rao CO . ts dtaart Bldg., gt Lnata. Mo , for VRg trial flaps aad uMtroetirs . (cj T. L. (Adrrrilsowcat. ) South 2nd East St. Phone Wasatch 4560. the Knees His Ora vat fa tied aa an groat Ploee of Foresight oa Pas part Bide only and he needs fahove, hut to oounsel Btndtous Habit and he is full ef the Uar Rigid Mental Discipline, for If WilCholley turns all the Papers over liam had not been a Grind at Colto him and tails him to wrestle with lege probably he would not have the Authorities for a few Days and proved to I such a Help around the Ntghto. Then William clips back Office, and, although William gets into his Hole and humps himself the Loser's End of the Fees and is over Volume the while never Called on to make a Witty Special ta The Tribaae. an slate his colored ChoUey puts a at Speech Bosquet given by the IDAHO FALLri, Idaho. Apnl IS Glove and Top Coat and goes out Bar he has the SatisFive aU per week ta the average to where Slmpeoa Is bolding a factionAssociation, of knowing that he ta the seized lay Blmriff C. Crlddle and Limousin door open for him. He Silent Fortner of .the bebis deputies in the war which Is and Nellie take the air in the 410,009 Atterney in Town, who is welcome ing waged upon Illicit Mquor Chariot of Fir that be wherever he goes in Bonneville county, with her Money and later la Moral: There are at least bought to records of the sheriff din with the the Kinds of Education. they they office. The stills re present swery vaand finish at the Theater. (Copyright, 1424, by Ben Synd! of modem Invention. ChoUey often reflects that It waa a riety Inn.) More than 41000 has been collected in fines tut a result of the reward for information which was begun albout two months ago, luring the week just passed officer from fcher-tf- f s Griddle office, together with officers from the city polios departjjLuaea ment and the sheriff office at Rigby, raided the ranch home of Ted Morgan near Rine A stHi waa found on the place. It is alleged, and Robert Morgan waa arreeted for vtololioa f the liquor laws George Deffinger, Mra. Elisa Hon and George G Gray were bound over to the district court for trial after a hearing In the probate court Thursday All are charged with unlawful poos carrion of liquor. Jeaee and Basil Cooper of Ammon are among those who will face trial on a charge of manufacturing moonshine whisky. A good sized still and a quantity of maah were found on their ranch when officers visited the place Monday, the officer report.will Mrs, Hannah Leffelbine also r face A charge of manufacturing A still and several gallon You can meet all Utah Certification Requireliquor of Kqunr were found in her home ments by attending th' Summer quarter, be. when deputise from the sheriffs made a search of the premises The Utah .Agricultural rorentlv, It Is saud ginning June 9. Robert Irwin, an old offender. Is at liberty on bond of "50 for College ia listed with accredited .colleges of of liquor and resisting Many Stills Are Being Seized by Idaho Officers celt-bou- 11 beet-dress- ed manu-facture- 8toeh-aon-Bon- ds Cin the heart of the F Rockies Utah Certification Requirements Met in Summer School -e America by the U. S. Bureau of Education. Attend this important National Summer School and pursue courses, popular or advanced, with the Nations leading educators. -- Read Law until he was Black tn the Face Cholley sold he would n t mind pacing a few Heats with Blackst one and Cooley now and then. If he found that he could spare the Time The Father groaned inwardly and did not see much Hope, for Cholley. When the two Sons became Fixtures In the Office of an established Law Firm, William kept hi Noe between the leaves of a Supreme Court Report and Cholley wa out In tho other Room warming up to the Influential Client and making Date for Luncheon and Golf Foursomes after thev Within three Month started at the Office, WJIliom had read all the Book In the Place and waa out spending' three ChoUey weeks at the Rummer Home of the President of a Construction Company, who waa stuck on ChoHeys Dialect Stories and liked to hove him around because he was such a good Dresser and made It lively for tho Womeh. Out at this Country Place It happened that ChoUey met a Girl who didnt know bow mooh ah waa worth, so Cholley thought tt would be an Ant of Kindness to beh her find out When he sat out with her In the Cool of the Evening and gave her the Burning Gas and loss entrancing Love Purr that he had practiced for Four Years at tha University.. she stopped him before he was half finished and told him that he need not work Overtime, because h was the Bov for Nellie She said she had had him Picked Out from the Moment that she noticed how well hie Coat set In the ack In one of the large Office Bnildlnrs fhe PI tv there la a Piute finished of tn Dark Wood At a massive rolltop Desk elta Chollev the handeeine who Is acquainted with all the Cob Fellow, Society Buck and , Got Demons When a Client come In with a Fuottv Oueetlon Chollev call In a Blonde Rtenograeher to Jot dozen all the Points In the Cam Then the Client denari' ChoUey ring a Bell end Brother Winiam come out of a Id Room with hte CAt bunched In the Bark and his Troupers bagged at WHO THEY ARE Chicago; Angoll, Told, Harvard; Blaihw elder, Stanford; Braneon, North Carolina; Carrnth, Stanford; Oowiei, Chicago; Franxen, California; Knappen, of Sanaa; Mark, Harvard ;'Mclin, Detroit McCollum, Johna Hopkina; Reed, Ohio State U.; MU Shearer, Long Reach, CaJif.; Thorndike, Columbia: Tamer, Harvard; Wood. Columbia. Special lecturers; William G. Anderson, Liberty Hyde Bailey, David Starr Jordan, Shader Matthews, E. A. Steiner A. E, Winahip aad John Adam of London. AHee, it -- Coon Logan fee a g loriona summer outing combine racreatlaa and leaning! to -- rirrt term Second term June 9 to July 18. July 21 to August 29 Register June 6 or 7, Tuition, $25 for 6 or 12 weeks. .Write for Tree Catalog. ? Iarvr Logan College as Utah |