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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD. DUCHESNE, UTAH 3 0LIGHJ KILROY WAS Old Timers Look Good Again 3 You add- -' least, is still Ihfck record.lt began '.itliBen almost Hogan and registered Cant Buy Pennants has proved that. who The Red Sox owner has spent at not least $5,000,000 in the last few years but ran swiftly to enough. get the best talent, but this talent quite fast was away has won only one pennant since 1918. Hogan and CitatThat was in 1946 making it a little H months matter of 28 years between chammonths. ion 14 arrival pionships. Another SouThe wealthy Mr. Wrigley haBilly was to had who snt been able to buy a pennant th's worth last summer. for his Cubs since 1945. They 5 Bceretire L few thought the Braves have been settling for last flwouId never report again. place in 1948 and 1949 but should his has he 1 reported but fare better this season. trenches frontline the The latest case is the Pirates chance to win again. new ownership. They raised enough Chb done one of Us best money to invest as much as $5,000,- col-- t Citation 7tb , almost complete a summer. and Frank Frisch at the junk again ti be Frank had the game for Tiy from he took over the je when help them Be couldnt season. the I 1949 but he has a dif-elu- young fellow by of Johnny Mize. Johnny raw edge of falling over jere is a was rated all He pice. league let him took a last the Yankees hen Georgia Johnny was His tosas City. big league Yank-ie- s e over. But further gave Johnny another own His hitter came again, using a piece of lis purpose. In the Yankee tently with such stars as and Henrich out of action, his ig John who resumed He was the star hitter ub through an important famous The ife 3 iS J rule either hits a s home run. It has been said that the. bat-- e is the last important is a r to ' to give begin ib First the arm out. As leave. said: once You get warning in startle under way you can ictlcally as fast as ever, t leg i nt start as fast. and legs fading arms eye retains its The good hitters batting I long :er8 the )J. after the pitch-- ( wear out. This has come other before the best of all the There may be report on Back on Duty in new talent. Foodstuffs mailed at Christmas They even turned loose $100,000 for an time should be packed with spehigh-schocial care. Cookies are the comstar who yet to prove he is worth $18. monest WASHINGTON, D. C. Is the casualties, but they can elusive, be back irrepressible Kilroy protected by packing them in The cellar is where theyll prob- again on active global duty? alternate layers with marshmalably finish. In manager Meyers the to a story from an lows or popcorn. According Pirates have one of the smartest American air base in Japan, this leaders in baseball. That didnt ubiquitous legendary veteran of help either. It was certainly not World War II has Fruit cake can be kept indefput in a if you wrap it in a damp Meyers fault. It wasnt the owners, word, if not his again appearance, as initely fault. They spent their cash lavishtowel. The towel can be dampened Uncle Sams Korea-bounfighters with ly. In 1948 it began to look as if the are plain water, but its better departing for combat duty. Pirate owners were going to buy a with wine. Taking up where he left off after flag. They made a strong showing. defeat of the Axis, the Kilroy of toThey looked so good in 1948 that day had the last laugh after a wall Any time youre stuck with cheeses such as many picked them to finish 2 in scribbler at the Japanese embarka- stale, dried-u- p 1949. The owners spent new American, tion store, Swiss and Gru-yerbase claimed to be the first money for 1949 but the Pirates took a there. shove it in the meat grinder Sorry to spoil your little with a dizzy dip. They spent more money joke, went Kilroys latest rhyming along couple of chunks of for 1950 and took an even deeper riposte, I was here, but my pen- raw onion, turn the crank, and slide. what comes out the other end is cil broke. a The Kilroy jest that lightened moist, spreadable mixture thats fighting mens spirits during World just right on crackers for snacks War II followed American forces all and hors doeuvres. It has a deover the Eastern and Western battle licious tang provided you like theaters. At home, in endless varia- onions. tions on the theme, it went Into the permanent American language. High-LoHumor The announcement Impudent that "Kilroy was here (always beservation distance of the table where the gifts were placed and fore anyone else) decorated walls acted as much like a guest as he and any other handy surface, from at lofty knew how. June was not among the Hitlers "Eagle Nest to the depths of volcrowd that milled around the living Berchtesgaden canic craters of the Pacific. One inroom. He was convincing himself prankster scrambled several WNU W 34- -50 that he was glad of this, when a trepid hundred feet down into a deep, feminine voice behind him said: sheer-walle- d pit near Kilauea VolOVERJOYED! YEARS OF Why, Mr. Peters, youre stand- cano in Hawaii. With conveniently ing here like a statue. I mean, loose stones at hand, he spelled out shouldnt we dance, or something? LAXATIVE DOSING ENDED! on the polished lava floor of the Im dreadfully sorry, he said. crater the eloquent word "Kilroy. 1 hurt my ankle In the pool this How did the redoubtable Kilroy )'I had to write ! After 25 years of dosafternoon. Im afraid dancings out, get his start? The explanations are ing for constipation, I started to eat for me. for breakfast. The realmost as varied as tales of the sults are wonderful!" how wretched! Is there anyOh, mystery warriors exploits. Some Andrew H. Truby, thing I can do? I mean, oughtnt say the saga all began in the Air Box 42, Woodland, you to see a doctor, or something? Transport Command of the U. S. 111. Just one of hundreds of unsolicited UST THEN Orions desperate Air Forces. A real Francis J. Kil letters come from ALL -had version this goes, glance fell on the table where roy, BRAN users. Marvelwhile stationed lay the gifts. There was a man down with influenza ous results can be imstanding at one end talking to a at a Florida airfield. On his sufif too, yours, jmu bulletin-woman. The woman had a fan, provement, a friend posted a fer from constipation notice, "Kilroy will be due to lack of dietary bulk. Eat an which she maneuvered skillfully. board next week. ounce of tasty Kelloggs here Behind its ruffled folds the man to makes version Another Air Force daily, drink plenty of water! If not whom she was talking suddenly satisfied after 10 days, completely missdarted out a hand, scooped up some- the first Kilroy a frequently return empty carton to Kelloggs, man whose Irate comthing on the table, and thrust it be- ing enlisted Battle Mich. GET 1 Creek, manding officer was foiled in YOUR MONEY BACK. neath the tails of his coat. him by the Orion came back to earth with a tracing there, and everywhere technique. jolt. He started toward the man, And still another story has the origwho was moving through the crowd a GI sergeant in a Kaninal toward the terrace door. He caught sas Kilroy This Kilroy, after being camp. up with the fellow just as they got marked absent from a special deoutside and fell into step beside tail and having his name posted, him. indignantly wrote a denial under All right, said Orion when they his name In the now familiar Are you going through the functional reached the end of the terrace, phrase. middle-age- " period peculiar to 2 women Take it easy and you wont get yeara) ? Does this make Civilian In Act you suffer from hot flashes, feel so hurt. Youre under arrest. A civilian account bobbed up on a tired? Then do nervous, Its E. author, radio Plnkhams Vegetable program. postwar try Lydia The man looked at him quicksuch symptoms relieve to he Compound that J. explained to James Kilroy, ly. Orion didnt have time Regular use of Plnkhama Compound had started the Kilroy legend as a this lift his arms in defense. Somehelps build up resistance against I in a Massamiddle-ag- e distress wartime annoying blow inspector a terrible him thing struck chusetts shipyard. To avoid losing V LYDIA E. PINKIIAM'S SoiVSKS on the head. He swayed, caught time by reinspecting already apthe thief himself, glimpsed proved work, he claimed he had racing down the steps. chalked on the ships parts Kilroy Orion anticipated the direction of was here. the man he was chasing by leaping Another guest on the same prothe fish pond and making a flying put up as her candidate for tackle at the fellows legs. They gramhonor n whe an the went down in a heap. in the war the was serving during When he opened his eyes there Royal Air Force. Her Kilroy, she was a crowd of people around. He stated, had crashed near Dunkirk heard snatches of conversation and He had been rescued by the Underguessed that the thief had been ground and smuggled out of the captured and everybody athought country, but his name lingered on hero. that he, Orion, was quite as a promise of future liberation. was head his that THf knew he Then Whatever the source of the play.. saw He soft. on something have spread over much pillowed Kilroy-ism- s Made with a Jace cream base. Yodora a face bending over him. of the world, from Natal, Brazil, to is actually soothing to normal skins. he I "Well, that settles it, guess, Pakistan. In the Aleutians Karachi, No harsh chemicals or irritating Im and Africa, in England, Italy, Ausgrinned. Now you know. But Wont barm skin or clothing. salts. to law not really a detective. I go the Philippines, and no one tralia, Stays soft and creamy, never gets school nights and detect days and knows how many other unexpected grainy. week-endthe mark of Kilroy has beplaces, of a particle Try gentle Yodor- a- feel the wonderful It doesnt make come a symbol of the speed and June told him. "Im scope of today's global warfare. difference! difference, 4 Mrs. Keiths secretary. She asked Among the assorted spots from me to see that you were looked out which some Kilroy phrase has been I QMTMtMSbf for. Can I help it if you thought are the Capitol dome in GoS IkeMkMpint reported now that you was a guest? And Washington, the Statue of Liberty, dont I you suppose the truth, know and the guinea pig battleship Pennmore? in which the words were like me any let sylvania you said Orion, Suppose, found after it was blasted by the me ask a question." atomic bomb at Bikini. She agreed and he asked It and Released by WNU Features lac. arMsaiMV she blushed as she said, yes. ol - d 1-- e, w b working in 1950 and hive a better club ready ie Elusive Gl 000 One of the major faculties in baseballs stability is the fact that no one can buy a pennant. Tom Yawkey HERE RION DIDNT look like a detective. He realized this for a fact when the girl with the chestnut brown hair came up and spoke to him. Youre Orion Peters, arent you? Mrs. Keith told me. Im June Ingalls. Its going to be a gorgeous wedding, d o n t you think? Have you seen the swimming pool yet? Orion knew at once because of her easy him for mality she had one of the guests, And suddenly he decided to go on with the game. Hello, he said cheerfully. Its nice to see you again. No, I havent seen the pool. Is it new? Shall we go look at it together? They went and looked at it. In fact they swam in it. They stayed near the pool for almost two hours. At the end of that time Orion came to two decisions. First, he decided that the girl was the loveliest, most beautiful creature he'd ever known. Second, he decided he was a fool. At first this business of pretending to be a guest smacked of a lark. Now it was different. He was falling in love. infor-mistak- en He went back to his room and changed into his tux. Hed have to go down and keep his eyes on things and avoid June Ingalls, if he could. a station within ob- - ALL-BRA- N J ALL-BRA- Kilroy-was-her- N e, (38-3- high-strun- g, 1 Yodora checks Irish-America- perspiration odor s. L OJf jg 10 THE AMERCAN-ARA5IAOIL CO. MAINTAINS A THE 6555, VL0,. Cashed OF 75 Rl a rrel GOLF A. PLAYERS USE COURSE IN ONES ORDINARY AS GOLF BALLS RIO ARE APT TO GET LOST IN THE SAND. SAUPI-ARA- 1 |