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Show -- i THE SALT -- LAKE TRIBUNE, -- STTN DAT -- MORNTNG,-AITGXJ- ST -- 19, 1923, The Square Fea - ' -- " by W Th Chicago Tribune. 1923, by ... - f'tj.HW- iViiV'f.'iiWK -- - I . - :M ia2".AVS52i.:.. XI. "Listen, Fred. I was talking to Mrs. Shan ever the phone today, and she thinks a I do tiiat voui .employers would respecf you more if yon asked them ior a great big raise, etc etc" So say th little wife wl-.- believes in the popular theory that woman, lovely woman, should be the fuidinf powe behind the throne. Husband Fred is Rot so sure of the theory's pracHwlity. o My' ., 9M I,dMt prtnd ' to pUy jny k,nd of a gam-- ,! jast play (or the aocs ffajcnea DnCge player wriihe inwardly The wife and- - mother with nothing; to do from on dayv day drtamine. Suppose she'd never taken the the ile. Think of ail to be made in the n-i- business I And. ten to one. on fh next hnrh a oacneior firl with a lob is wishinsr she had me iuy man anu was tne motner t v." ...... o"- -rowi ur less, inai noon can .. neip Vettinff irl tK uirrnM tea-roo- weU-pay- . (,- -- -- - a. . in ' w - ear; r 7 II 1 This is Georgine, who was the most popular girl in her class quite some time ago. Georgine has never recovered. She is still playing at being the popular college girt, being just as cute and cunning as she was freshman year when the seniors at Thirty Eelmcnt 'made big fuss at college, 'j ; ml J-- fer A job behind the information desk it the railway terminal should never have bten parceled out to a love'.y girl like Jessie. How can her heart be in her wJrk when beauty juch is is Jessie's is its own reward at Hollywood! "My dear, the noive of hirnl" Jessie is complaining, while the 'information seekers wait without. "Imagine him asking rr.e to wo.k Ul The noive oi hi.T.!"' Saturday evening nine-thirt- y 1 -- Iirjr the little widow who sen out to be a capitalist on the insurance money. She's looking for a nice safe investment. .Safe it must be, even though it doesn't pay more than 0 per cent, LEFT In the role of Bountiful, Close is a a Barton has a weakness for louet checks, trick shoes and -- striped ties every-thin- g that should go with a speedy He longs to be considered reputation. a perfect little rascal a regular satyr in swell clothes. Unfortunately, Bar-t- o twenty-yea- r Ada is one of those unfortunate prod-- 4 ticts of New England aficestry. Sue has deep in her heart all the feelings w a Seventeenth Century courtesan, held in reserve by the urgings of a Puritan complex. Ada should be tram. tng for a life job as some one's dear little wife. Instead, she's specialising in advanced chemistry. has the wrong type ef face. No one will take any stock in hut deviltry. Ladj Mrs decided - square peg. When the members of the c h u r c h benevolent society want a $5.09 from subscription Mis. Close they ask for $5,000. Then they are reasonably sure ot getting $3.00. Mrs. Close is wondering whether or no she will ever want' the she has unh,at earthed a " ". .I.. LEFT - : V- - fSX' I It's S ... a terrible thing to rt through life , with a lowt comedy exterior plus all the pent-ti- p feelings of a tia-fobig, handsome M toil'' ot D'Artagnan, a regular killer with the ladies, and all that Joe is expected to do his bit in slapstick cemedy. when the part of Rome should have fallen to his lot. . i 0 from accumu- ' lation in the attic. Maybe she will send it to the deserving poor, minus the feather. RIGHT The perfect mamma is so J perfect that daughter gets little or no chance with the , suitors. ,She makes the yoang men so much at home they aren't sure half the time whether they are . on mamma or calling daughter. (Mamma is just going to tell young Mr, , Slaughter all about th 4 splendid life of Peter the Great she it reading.) -- h . ' '.felt - iMwlPJ.-- over her. tr: J,'.w.-Er:- i ii vr i Iteliw c - 1 |