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Show THE SALT T.AKK TKILJUXJH, SLiNOAX MUKJUWU, AUtiUCU There has bees much talk lately efj relieving the president of many of hit : burdensome duties; of creating some such 'office as "assistant president" AM such) talk Is unnecessary and valin Fiction, ueless. AU that a president needs Is Currying On ".With the Condensation. the right sort of secretary. He may have ary number of stenographers. IXAOOCK ..... J, The govern merit see to that. The to the president Is far mora. man who He should be a man who can receive (Among the latest follies In fiction he paid. lookmg for, presidential callers and Bend them is the perpetual- demand for stories had toe a hair. a discovered On firth the he , the satisfied without day away seeing chief. He should know "Washlngton- - ehorter and r shorter stilL The only msn, dlsgoised, jwi .g toorUU. his .bead demand enveloped in a steamer know mejr smd affairs; he rWftxodo-irnd7mttKucap that The man mivuiu kiow. nisiory, ami, more tua at the source' and' check it. Any of reached below hla ears. to go on beard the Otoe. Incidentally, he should know, poll t lea the storm below.: if "Wft to soak over- was about - ' Itenla. . Thej. new', president, entering, the on him While House, usually hi confronted night In a barrel of rainwater, ' will The detective followed e- with the problem of what to do with swell to the dimensions of a r board. "and who him!" the pan then bus been his secretary he said. "Arrest with him and risen, with him in the drawing to his full height."1 he bran- novel.) I. of ambition and. achievement. dished aloft the hair. AN IRRBOUCI8LE DETECTIVE. Naturally this man. 'associated with "Thii Is his," aaid the great deSTORV his chief for years, expects to be made tective. "It proves his guilt." t'. ' HANOEO BT A HAIR "Remove his hat," said the ship's secretary to the president. And yet the relationship between the two men , . OK captain sternly. entirety changes wen the presUency A .Hl'KTKR MT8TETRT MIMMIREI They did so. is the goal attained Occasionally the The 'raytey bd now. reached Its The man waa entirety bald. beman had the beea climax. elevated "Ha!" said the great detective, private aceretary thus, First, comes all that ia expected of him, but undoubtedly, murdered.. Secondly, it without a moment of hesitation. "He me president mien roust seek sr-- wall absolutely certain , that no con has committed not one murder but v. here to get the relief and assistance ceivable I about a million." persen .had done it. me now position requires. uiai ' Joe" Tumulty) Itniferod longer in !be White House within recent recollection than . any other secretary- - tb the president, and, says that the troubles which beset president re large'-lpoHticli-t'aiv- Mmust Cooildge have the aam-4dhas selected a trained politician as his .r ., t secretary.-- ' It lM, arN STORIES SHORTER STILL Cra L. L?8IEPHEH . ( Clear ancef Sui - Makes :: Decisions Without Use of Lengthened Parleys. . - . two-dolla- i . ' e IBSI 8 I ; by Salt Lake Tribune.) (Copyright A fort- - Aug. ntght in the presidency finds Calvin ICoolidgeShe calm, man, the country expected him to be. There .have been no hesitant, mincing steps. Vke roan (rem MunachunelU walks vVASHIXOTOJS", . and alone. Whee h speaks. Mr Cooildge leaves bo man in doubt.. He Ja a categorical lS9Utwon-- a JUmmmJl - He ts I teyfoewords; therefor, he has no I room ... ambiguity. His first (Infinite act the appoint-:en- t of r. Rascom Siemp of Big .si One (Jap, V., as secretary to the president, startled Ui country. None knt-that the president was even considering Mr. Slemp for this Important office. There are going; to be more surprises' ef the same sort before Mr. Ceolldte "has been long m. .the ... White ,.'-House. Uoldl?. ut Refrigerator Opportunity a. confidence. II makes -hw Jlavitcl own- - de"ortt,' and rm wr hlrery- to lie For quick disposal we offer remaining stock of refrigerators at following reductions: ' . 1 1 Wbtte enamel Whits eranel lined. r 100-l- ftektn crcagc Shorn Large Decrease is Poroetain Hned, tow ,. sO-l- ...... btsh.-Rewtt- iaf ice b. Todoaa WMte enajnet Uned, To . PoroeeaJn Itwed. Tw-hT ukase Hoed, fa-sTo oloee PoroehUn lined. l0-l- b Regular Ml 7t. ioe capacity. o. - Treses -- ..... capacrt. me capacMy. b. lew Regular IM M Regular K1W. egpactty, 'tocuhsr 17 00. . C. r capacity. W. . Rcerollur ............,..., keguls r ice capacity . J9 6,0. I IW-a- TP Jthe big whea't'.roducsSg centers of UUh being dry farm- - areas, where ri practiced. :and Is practically the only available leaks" of inside information wheat- with the alternative that land cro?, while he. is chief executive. not sown to wheat will only grow KNEW WrfAT HE WANTCOi ' up-i- n weeds, probably wilh Increase ' the acreage of fall wheat sown in President Ceotfetge-'faeea, dilemma i in making liis first BDoointmeht. this year Over last by about fie did no. 'take-- h easy course. He per cent. Thia is thdicnte,i In a bulreceived" letin from Washington, and ehpsa, instead, the one. which be knew distributed by Miner it. wool agribring; partisan- critioiswi dawn cultural statistician for th federal bu- unon He knew, however, the way to go, and true mo- rreau of agrloultural economic. lOlse- ment the decision - waa made he rave where ra the country, except in the ft to the? public. dry farming area of Wa&hiiigton. (he , ' It has the determined this early in tendency is to decrease materially the n .iiinitoM oi ivy ui a ere aire sown to wheat.. innv VKiTia Thebulletin issued vetrday-bjll idea- to .tvu . KH flier. send ; snows: no air. bold balloons. trial a Eim .jusun up 'The intentions of fanners to sow' president as) Colonel Ronstfvelf Is sup- winter 84 3 wheat Indicate an crea to have been dM pot hesitate posed to throw-ou- t feelers to kef the '.temper per cent of that sown In the United fall. last would This States, or me people, utner presidents have 3,r hesitated so ions about maklne an 196.000 acres Instead of 46.379.000. ' , "The percentage of lst year's acre nouncements after having - saade up indicated for leading states is as ajneir minds that much turmoil and age l trouble bare ensued. Calvin Coolidge follows: Pennsylvania M, Ohio ft. comes of the minute men.' He prefers Michigan 9.- Indiana 7 8.1, Illinois M), the criticism a tjffintti; Mlsouri 75, Oklahoma lOi. Colorado 105, Utah act, and perhaps is soon forgotten, Washington "The indicated acreage of rye for the rather than the typhoon of conflicting ("nited States is tl per cent of last aavice ami counsel which comes with or B.OU.flOO. No state figures 'foe a hearts nt mood. The selection of a year are rye published." to a .secretary easy task. This Is because trie wan the White House usually has Special Train May Go entering I no conception of the importance of I the position. It has been truly said to Temple Dedication I that It require a man of cabinet It Is in no sense thestenojnTnhJc. OmcTSlS of xm Ij. D. S- - church position usually associated with secre- have announced that if 125 persona taryships. attend the dedication services of the VERSATILE MAN REQUIRED. Alberta temple at Crdston. Alberta. The secretary to the president Cannula, oh August J, a special trin wwuM le chartered. . The rate for the i should see for the president, read for the president, think for the president, rounrl trip ticket to Cardston will be above all. protect the president. and, smnw-ialiowiror- b. Ioe eapacsty. I7T 0O. Regular $28.75 $38.15 $35.00 $43.00 $49.00 $63.00 $65.00 $51.00 Discontinuing Alaska Refrigerators at - few Mned!. To dtose WWte extamsi Heed. y ' s - ' i Furniture - . y ROBERT T. SMALL. imnminisiiniuiniiinttiuiiun 4 ' New President q Clearance, of L -- . . cali-ifca- r. i hm .: ts ; colors, complete with chains for hangings ': "Listen," said the Great DertectlTe, "we bave only to find the man who lost this hair and th eritsiaal la In oar hands." I'resent viTuea from It waa therefore tfme to call In the great detective. He gave one searching glance ' at the corpse. In a moment he whipped nut a microscope, 'Hal ha!" he said, as he' picked a hair off the lapel of the dead man's coat. ".'The mystery Is now solved." He held up the hair. "Listen," he said, "we have only to find the man who lost jthis hair and the crfiBThnl Is in ou"TiandB?rr The inexorable chain of logic was complete. The detective set himself to the search. F'or four days' a.nd nights he moved, unobfierved, through the streets of New York scanning clocety, every fCe from.;., . 'f :' A INTERMINABLE CONDENSED NOVEL FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE OR A THOUSAND PAGK8 TOR A DOLUAR N'OTK: (This story originally con tained two hundred and fifty thou-san- d wordy. - But by a marvelous feat of condensation it is reduced, withthe out slightest loss, to a hundred and six words.) I Bdward Er.dless lived during his In Maine. youth ' In New Hampshire, In Vermont, In A to IM.00. M ' Offered for $12.00 to $50.00 number that are will be sold slightly damaged at less thaa half pric. WoikI port-swing, built of hardwood and constructed so as to (five long and -- ttatJjsiactnry $ti.25 and Pnw-sBrv.ire. rrp, to close at wgatarty- 33 Off d , Porch Massachusetts, In Rhode Island, in Connecticut. Furniture U Then the lure of the city lured him. Hia fate took bim to New York, to Chicago, and to Phil adelphia. In a boarding house on laialle Avenue. then he boarded In a living house on Michigan Avenue.' New York he had a, room In an eating house ou Forty-firStreet, snd then d ate In a rooming house on Street, in Philadelphia he used to sleep on Chestnut Street, snd then slept on Maple Street. Ihirlng all this Wme women were calling to him. He knew and came to be friends with Margaret Jones. Elisabeth (tmith, Arabella Thompson, Jane Williams, Maud Taylor. And he also got td know, pretty well, lxiulse Quelqueihosc. Antoinette Alphabetic and Ratelle Ktecters. And during this same time Art call him to began Pictures began to appeal to him. Statues beckoned to him, $21.09 Seran-- .; m air desired In it ' s Couch Hammocks .. Hw-wr- Price Pinal Season's his-hea- ,.',! V2 Comprising all th popular designs, woods and finishes. For In Chicago he lived. immediate clearance at S3S Off st Forty-secon- music maddened him, and any form of Recitation or Elocution drove him beside himself.. Ill On the Finest Hudcon Pricet .... .... rSedan '" " frtiikt 1995 ' mud Yiix Extra Chassis Ever Built 0.aark... rinaeii rare nn hiohrse1 chassis were too costly for most buyers. A moderate-price- d closed car meant a chassis. The Coach for the. first .jm.o.Jfine4..c!ed. car comfort. and itDe. chassis quality at a price for all. Prinr rn SpeedMcr . . . $U7i Phaewaa 142S Coach 1450 Super-Si- x USS the? low-pric- N . Essex Prices . . $1041 . . 114 . . 1141 frtight and Tax Extra Touring Cabriolet. Cotch. . . .. 3SL2S European Experts Call its Chassis Greatest of its Size ; Then, one day. he married Margaret Jones. As soon as he had married her he waa disillusioned. He now hated her, Then he eloped with Elisabeth Smit- hHe had no sooner sat down with her, than He hated her. Half mad, he took his thinrs over to Arabella Thompson s flat to elope r 1th her. The moment she owned the door of the apartment, he loathed her. He saw her as she was. Driven sane with despair, he then (Our staff here cut the story off. There are hundreds and hundreds of pages after this. They show Kdward Kndless grappling in the fight for clean politics. The laot hundred Kdward pages) deal with religion. finds It after a big fight. But no one reads them pages. There are no wo men in tnem. our start cot them out and merely show at the end Kdward Purified . BlNWOODEY'S uniiui m "GOOD FURfflTURE" tlong of the system from a high- pressure to a low pressure, the appropri ation of 7000 allowed by the last leg islature waa round tnsuriKsent tor that purpose. it. ureen was low bidder, at 07O, on the work specified, R. D. Kvana bidding I7'.00 and the James Plumb ing and Heating company, 966. Ac tion on the bids awaits the return of Dr. George Thomas, president of the university. in addition to the work specified tn the bids of yeatenkay, additional boiler capacity, stokers and perhape some pumps will be required.- - WRIGHT, F ARR AND SHO P -- j we rv & : j TIT g:98 Lars Andrew Christensen Is Summoned by Death THE r JS HARD ' LOGAN. Aug. It. Lara Andrew Chiistenwen, 1 7tars of asre, plotieer rarmer of usrne valley, died at his home In Newton Wsdnisjdar after a three weeks' Illness. . Mr. Chiiateneen ww born at 8ei- lenhorg, Oissholt, Denmairk, Psuember l. 1S41. tb son of Christen aod Mam Christ enwen. He cejne from Norway rifty-nv- e year ago and aatttad In (Copyright, 1M, by Metropolitan Newspaper Service. Arrange-- , ment with Dodd. Mead eV Cm) Foreign War Veterans Prepare for. Convention Examination Pasted by. Professional Men The first step toward making the 1M national convention of the Veterans of the Foreign Wars a suc ks waa taken Friday, wtven the Argonne post No. I appnlated a num ber of committees to do the neces sary preliminary Work.. The eonveo-Uo- n will be held In Salt Lake. At the business session a anectal committee was appointed to select a date for the giving away of the auto mobile and to make proper arrangements for the hall and ball which will accompany the ceremony. It waa unanimously voted at the meeting that the post contribute US to the nooo relief fund. The check was immediately forwarded ts W. W. Armstrong. . Thirteen physicians and surgeon have been admitted to practice their profession in Utah, with certificates of the state department 'of registra tion. Heven out 01 seven who took the recent teats prescribed by the state committee unaer tne auspices of reotor J. T. Hammond were success ful. It la very seldom that 100 Pe-cent of a class Is passed. The other six were admitted by reeigirocity. since tney already npta certificates entitling uiem iq practice in otnr stales. Those who took the Utah examinations were F. G. Esketeon. Magna; C. W. Woodbury, 8L George; W. H. liorsley. Price: F. R. Conrwy.- - Ogden; Completion of Mountain V.. P. White, A. Blumberg and 8. H. Beslev. Salt ' Road to Be Celebrated Those admitted ty reciproeltjr wen a. ri. um. uogan; ... rt. noisM, ceaar; WIJeASANT CBOVHl T. Ant. M- Budgn. Xogan; Jtanry Raile. C. fi. the sad W. Woodruff and f. W. Sugden, Salt Osrdner, voanty resualasieaer, essimerctsl elaes of the aarth sad ef Utah , Lk. j .... - Bear River City, where he married 8evtlkt May, who later died, la IMS ne moved to Newton, where be had . since resided. I Mr. Christensen aurrtved by three children. Alfonso Christ onsen and Mm Sidney Alvta of Newton. and EHja Ctirtstensen of Oxkeville Uplifted wyo. Transluted. ; . service will be held from ia The whole story perhaps the big. thePuneral Newton meeting house tomorrow gest thing ever done on thia conti afternoon I o'clock. at' nent, remaps:) li ESTABLISHED 1857 Monday IU 10 a. m. - j FIT Manager arhnhach-- a you gr tertsr trooMg In getunc jonr y fitted prop- dy, set aKESS fit thflra for Te hava Too-fitted erer 60fi00 paUazciz wetfe. ilium tn the last eailj-uu- a Tears, and. fitted Ousm rtgtrt. T fit yea. satisfactorily r evr itaikeg : are fiaa. a frmnd er two hoot sb. Teat wffl find gg nunr people gstfcOed wfth. : their gUssaa fitted, with them. We never gtam thort C dofss; Octte itfckt. , 75 NEW 'HOUSE AND XT PORCH DRESSES f Made in dainty styles of genuine, fast color, finest mesh imported Scotch" and English ginghams. -- Blue, Black, Pink, Lavender, Orchid and Brown Checks. -- Sizes 16 to 42. $2.98 Instead of $7, Ww-aar-v -- witk sphmfcaj hjsoea. ted at food strt)B( finies............. fTb-- iy BIFOOAt Vwo We include all that are left of our regular $9.75 gingham dresses. 6LABSB6- -, pairs of gjuxee la one foe far aod near, t tiara g. Spherical iaoaas aad b geed gtronc frame,. t Vi z. $, $9 tg.-ss- THE BOTTERILL AUTOMOBILE COMPANY HUDSON 36-4- 2 South State Street - 'Ia the AntomobUg Bniiaeu USD ESSEX. " in Salt Istk for T Phone Wasatch 636. Stxtoea YMm eansty, hsk tavlted as 14 Ike uissesd Km Ms. tlral awenuia la Ik werM. sad I Under the revised plane for remod. eeatiaed to saceise ea ef the asset ellng the heating plant at the weekend drives la la etasr. of Utah the high pressure fea It ts saly a few keen' drive frasl the ture ol ' tne present system Is to re stale saved highway amend ts leap sad main. . While the. work undertaken hack . ths psvssMnl U A. asagis will not Interfere with aster altera pmbabiy be ke!4 at Aapea grave sse-sl- sr I'nl-vtrsl- ty 1 Optiridl Co. friesds le theai seat Tsarassy ia eelehratlnc the )is aew sweaiala highway sseeleg ef ts University Plant Will wklek eeeaerts' Aaaricti rrk eaayoa wllk - Use High Pressure Heat ptov esayea. ts k the asset This Is .. . , . 16 Company Eat Broadway. 1 1 : ZVT JtZtin. Etrtjct, Orouia rioor EecTea ' Wnsstch CZX |