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Show ' THE SALT IjAEEJTilBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, OCTOBER fc 14 potash Land perlmutterTHINdiscuss GROW WORRY AND " - . GLASS By MONTAGUE loan-ther- J .... you leave to take on fifty pounds tomorrow yet," Abe said, "because Ive notions still got certain which a lot of strong-mindethinkers dont agree with me about, and one of them notions is that I would a whole lot sooner live and work with s person who is taking the usual precautions against getting thin than have to go fifty-fif- ty pn the diet, the Ideas and the worries of somebody who Is usual the precautions against gettaking ting fat, y'understand. one "Which for thing, Mawruss," Abe Continued, people ain't got getting fat so heavily on their mind. People which Is getting fat rapidly don't take no credit for It. They Juet get fat and let It go at that, whereas ' If somebody makes up his mind to get thin end succeeds, y'understand, right away he want to collect a couple of medals and give all his friends and family nebich the benefit of his experience. In "If hes eating lunch anywhere' you the same restaurant with you and ehouldprder up a dish of gefullte rinder-prumlt kartoffel kloes or something', he would spot you from as far away as street subway station uptown-- ! ten tables, and he would knock over six "Well. Uamn, I am getting every knormng music before breakfast nowadays, Abe Potaa remarked one morn, ing last week. "Why don't you complain to the board of health?" Morris asked. "A couple S ears mo there was- - a family living on the fldPr-belby the name Kuplrk which the daughter waa trying to see if aha couldnt from being a bookkeeper work her way up to be a aopranner by before and after office hours, y'undersiand, and after'to the neighbor the board of complained only onca -health, Abe, theywent aoTmmylnspectors around that the girl decides h would become instead an interior decorator." "Well, If I "Yes? Abe continued. would write to the board' of health about the musio I get before breakfast, Rosie would be awful more at me, because e tie's of greatly encouraged by the amount that weight she has lost since using e doltwenty-fivFor music treatment, lese lars worth phonograph records In tier-self than six weeks she's already reduced three ounce by the scales In Plot-kln- 'a Drug Store end three ounces and a half by the ecales on the platform of ,1 give d, Sw ' r pra-ticin- the noth themselves to mark down their goods enough to make prices attract the buyers again." "X can sympathise with them fellers,1 Abe said. "Every time X go to sew Peder, the president of the Kosciusko bank, yunder-slane. about renewing our I get reduced from perspiration two for ten alone every days ot pound toe renewal which he gives me. "Well, you could easily get fat again when you think that if he didn't give it to you and was to shut down on ms instead, Abe, you and me would be a couple of living skeletons before our creditors got through with us, Morris declared, "and that's what makes It so foolish for a person to worry about getting fat, Abe. It amounts to the fact that he is worrying because he ain't got nothing to worry about and is therefore getting fat." "In that case, Mawruss, he should ought to console himself with- - the thought that Abe ho is getting fat only temporarily, said, "because sooner or later, y'underIn stand, worries come to everybody. was oaylng.the fact, only this morning same thing to Rosie. She says to me that- I waa away overweight and if I would Join- her in them exercises I could reduce twenty pounds. Furthermore as aa inducement she told me I could take out the cost of the phonograph records out of the housekeeping money in weekly installments of two dollars. "And I told her I wouldnt do tt not If she would schenck me to private per formahees of the Boston Bymphony orchestra free for nothing, because the way business is nowadays,- Mawruss, no busiI need anyhow ness man Is overweight. waist twenty pounds extra around the for when some of our weaker customers business goes in the department store under after Christmas, y'understand. Also, Mawruss, If the railroad strike keeps up and our fall shipments is eo delayed underthat we get a few cancellations, stand me, I could also do with chotklg so. or another ten pounds "I suppose tEere must be plenty of executive heads in the sutomobile business which Is losing the equivalent of two hours gymnasium work a day whenever they thing of the coal situation, Abe, Morris aaM. "Homs of them must be doing in effect 23,684 holes of golluf s day right now trying to find enough fuel to keep their factories open." "I give you right, Mawruss, Abs said, "which it only goes to show how people who worry sbout getting fat are meeting trouble right on the arrival platform. Why, there must be a million eaters in Russia who when they think how they worried about getting fat some years ago could laugh themselves to st -- " X - death.", "If they aint dead from starvation already," Morris concluded. Copyright, 1922, by the Bell Syndicate, lne.) State Society LEWISTON X ct. 7. Mrs. Effie Villet entertained at her home "Thursday afternoon of last week at luncheon for Ada Van Orden, Gertrude Rawlins, Ida Rogers, Eva Parkinson, Millie Van Orden and Myrtle Pond. Mrs. H. H. Danielson spent Tuesday at Richmond visiting Mrs. W. J. Kerr. Mrs. Joels Bowles spent last week-en- d at Clarkston visiting Mrs. drover LEWISTON, Butters. For e dollar worth phonograph record In leee than tlx weeks reduced herself three ounces by the scales In Plotklni drug store.'' twenty-fiv- On the other hand, by the downtoecales she's gained two ounces, but just the same, klawruss, she claims g that tbis here phonograph system is a big success;" "You are talking In rtddtes, Morris Said. "How could anybody reduce his weight from listening to a phonograph? "Who is talking about listening only?" The Idea la Mawruss, Abe demanded. while the phonograph la playing, ' that Rosie take exercises In time to the music, yundefatand, and after she has exercised her way through sit. double-face- d records, Mawruss, she feels as good as though she had just done e heavy day's washing and ironing and had the sole care of a family of eix active children, yunderstand. Also, Abe continued, "she looks like she would be going to have apoplexy at almost any moment and for half an hour afterwards rite is so ehort of breath that she couldnt even give me a comeback when I tell her I think she's craxy to go through such torture, y'understand." But couldnt she reduce her weight with something comparatively painless, like diabetes?" Morris Inquired. "Thats Just the point, Mawruss," Abe if you are very careful of your said; diet and lose a lot of flesh, y'underltand, never catch one of them sickwill you nesses where you have to be very careful of your diet and lose a lot of fleih. "But being very careful of your diet and losing a lot of flesh in order not to catch such a disease is simply beating the. disease to It, ain't it?" Morris said, "and if you werent vepy careful of your diet and didn't lose a lot of flesh you might never Catch such a disease at that, so therefore, Abe, when it comes cutting g out all rich, starchy and foods, and not taking cream in my coffee because it's bad for me and I like it, y'understand, I ain't going to burn my bridges behind me until 1 reach them." "So far as X am concerned, Mawruss, side wn-side weight-reducin- -- good-tastin- waiters and a bus boy In his hurry to come over and tell vou that vou are digging your grave with your stomach. 'Wake Harris Mandelstamm, Mawruss, Abe went on, "and that feller claims to have dropped twenty pounds in six weeks from not drinking no liquids with his meals. The consequence Is, Mawruss, that the way Harris blows-- about It, understand me. you would think there was a United States Open championship, and that he won all the goldy'understand, cups against all comers, whereas if the truth was known Mawruss, the fact that Harris Marnlel-stamA Co. got stuck for ten thousand dollars in a couple of silk failures last month would account for anyhow seven pounds six ounces of the twenty pounds Harris dropped. "For that matter, Abe, the weight which people drop from dieting and exercise, y'understand. Is fifty per diet and exercise and fifty per cent worrying about getting fat, Morris declared. "In thm samo ?ct got thhrldea that they waa gettingpeople too thin would lose just as much weight overthey worrying 'hther they was eating the fr0!' right kind of food to make them fat, because ifc ilrtcliiAB A No. l. cr&ckrj&ck means of getting thin, Abe, worry has got It all over diet, exercise and phonograph records combined. "X could name you a doxen fellers, Abe. in the silk and cotton converting bual-"- ? business was good from ?.when 1814 to 1929 was obliged to have their dress clothes pants let out In the back regularly every six months," Morris con-twas In of the fact that they played golluf. spite horse-bac- k ana took dally exercise rode in a undeCgtapd me. But when the bottom fen out of the market In 1920, Abe, not only did they drop golluf, horseback and gvmnasium to reduce but they also dropped from ten toexpenses, twenty pounds apiece before they cduid persuade1 m ct-n-t n -- ht gym-naslu- Lungs Weak d, ty thes already Flu. Leaves Mr. and Mrs. William Rigby announce the marriage of thetr daughter, Alla May Rigby, to Orland Fachel of Trenton. Mrs. Glen Merrill of Preston, Idaho, spent the early part of the week visiting Mrs. P. J. Jameson. Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Hyer spent the week at Demsey 'hot springy.' " Fred Walker of Ogden spent Sunday visiting Mr. and Mrs. Dow Eewis. Mias Virginia Allen of Cove who had been visiting Mrs. Joseph Hyer, returned to her home Sunday, Miss Verna Porter Of Franklyn, Idaho, in Lewspent Sunday visiting friends w iston. Mr. Josh Brown of Wellsvllle spent Sunday with Mrs. I.lzxie Hyer. Dr,, and Mrs. Eugene Worley and famwith ily of Vvfum Spentastweek-en- d Mrs. JuliaLewls Mrs. Marian Dopp entertained a number of friends at her home Sunday afternoon. Mrs. I,ennle Telford and the Misse Smith and Mae Earle of Logan with Mrs, Janey spent last week-en- d v Smith. Le-no- ra BOISE, Idaho, Oct. J?. The Shrine dancing party held at the Mosque, Wednesday evening, was one of the big affairs of the week. The large dance hall Was beautifully deoorated. and a variety of garden flowers added to the attractive scene, It was the first ball of the season to be given by the Shrine and a series of dances will follow. A orchestra furnished the music. Refreshments were served. The Tuesday Musical club met Tuesday afternoon with Mrs. Herbert Lemp. in honor ot Mrs. Fred Rankin, the club's president, who will leave next week to spend the winter in California. A special program of music was featured, following which refreshments were served and a social hour enjoyed. The Columbian club held Its first meeting of the season Monday afternoon. The meeting. was held at the clubhouse and was well attended. Dr. and Mrs. A. A. Jessup entertained five-pie- DyspoptiG Monoticol! New Dangers Follow in W&ke Th . of Deadly Scourge. Word Ha Gone Forth That Stuart Dyspepsia Tablet Selesta to You at th Banqaots. AU you gaosy, sour , stomach Who Many persons hays survived the "Flu1 fear to eat because from oddity you the be suffer let it of some pang indigestion, on to from later only perish quickly lees fatal disease. This Is duo to the fact that "Flu shatters the bodys power of resistance so that disease germs of all kinds can easily gain a foothold. 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Gearey of St, AnCrawford Moore, Misa - Agnes Davidson thony are visiting here. and Clayton Mrs. M. R. Sanders Of Weiser spent two weekF Davidson leftforMonday on a deer. hunting trip the week in Boise. The Misses Katherine Moore. Irene Clinton and Myra Davidson left Saturday of last week for Washington, D. C to attend school BURLEY, Miss Kathleen Nlday has gone to Boston to enter the Curry School of ExBURLEY, Idaho, Oct 7. Tht Women club pression. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Schodde and Miss held It aecoed regular meeting the eeaaoa la the Mamie hall Wednesday afternooa, with Lottie Schodde, who visited Mr. and Mra, M. E.' Duncan during fair week, left Monmore9 than fifty ladiee pretest. C. W. Tbomaa for their home at Burley. and L. H. Philijie gave abort addreasea on day Mr. and Mrs M. V. Scully returned law enforcement ,Jn regard to the coming elecMm. Oram Stowell of Declo gave a piano Monday to their home at Buhl, after a tion. weeks visit In Boise. k, "The Wedding Day." and little Misa Dr. and Mrs. Andrew McCauley of Lang torn fare two musical reading. Committee were appointed and arrangements Idaho Falls, Dr. ana Mrs. McFarland of are well along for the biennial to be held Blackfoot and Dr. C. A. Pengra of Portin Burley, October 18, 18 and 20. land, Ore., were the guest of Dr. and Mr. J. K. Mueser waa hostess to the mem- Mrs. Virgil of Nampa all last week. ber and friends of the M. E. Ladiee Aid eo Mr. and Mrs. F: F. Johnson left Monciety at her home on Oakley avenue Thursday day for Ner York to attend the bankers afternoon of last week. convention. Mra. r. A. Pranswa waa hootesa to the W.1 Mr. and Mrs. Herbert L. Dibble anC. T. U. at her home on Overland fcvenuh Frinounce the engagement of their daughda r afternoon of last week. Alice, to Earl Parsons Crane of Boster, M. soThe First ward I. A. held its home cial at the home of Mra. Ilarve Beaaiona Thurs- ton, Mass. The marriage will take place tn November. day evening. v nt v H HAROLD. LLOYD ' ' t , IN GRANDMAS ROE REAVES IN WILLARD JARVIS REVUE n 4 M t Dr. Landmesser and Dr. Keller demonstrated conclusively that necessity of having the eye muscles properly tested before attempting to fit the eye with glasses. In order, there! ore,,Jjl)Lt who has defective '"person vision may avail themselves of the opportunity to consult these Experts without cost, we have decided to personally donate the service of Dr. Landmesser and Dr. Keller one more week. - YE STRAIN cannot exist In eyes where every mnscl is np to the standard and a proper balance Is established. The least deviation Irom...Uiia. -- stftndar(L'"however..orithe ' "On j slightest imbalance "may ctuae disturbance of the nervous system which results in such symptoms as brain fag, insomnia, nervousness, irritability, indigestion, headaches, painful vision, in addition to the inability to tee Thirweek learff without cost thd condlition of your eyes. The service is one we usually charge $2 to $5 for. It costs you nothing but your time this week. Are your eyes worth the effort?. . Schubach Optical ; . INDOOR SPORTS : tt .WARD AND KING " tt HOPE Win-aifr- tt PANTAGES Boise .ALL COCKROACHES FUN WATER BUGS ANTS AND LAUGHTER EASILY KILLED BY USING STEARNS ELECTRIC PASTE NEPHI, Oct. 7. Mrs. Gerald Cazlel" entertained the Sorosls club Wednesday evening. Mrs. C. R. Jenkins gave a talk on Interior decoration, and discussion followed. Luncheon was served to Mrs. Earl Reid, Mrs. B. F. Sweney, Mrs. John Richardson. Mrs. Alvin Burton, Mrs. Geneva Allred, Miss Georgia McCune. Miss lara Hobbs. Special guests were Mra 'Orton Durham. Mrs. Spencer Forrest and Mis Thella Booth, Mrs. Geneva Allred, Miss Eloise Pace and Leone IngraiVi were hostesses at a iswn party Wednesday evening In honor of Mrs, Evelyn Fullmer, who will leave soon to make her home In Palo Alto, Cal. Dancing and games were' enjoyed and refreshments were served to twenty-fiv- e guests. Mrs. J. M. Christensen and Misa La Vetta Allen returned Tuesday from a visit In Salt Lake and Provo. Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Carter ary visiting Salt Lake relatives. The Kiwanis members of Nephl, and their wives, enjoyed a banquyt Friday evening at the Hotel Forrest. The -room and parlor of the hotel were beautifullv decorated for the occasion. During the banquet toasts and comic readings were given. In honor of John Orme, who left during the week for Holland to perform missionary work for the Mormon church, a dancing party waa given in the Emro amusement hall Monday of last week. 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