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Show Till- X - SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 21, 1922. " THEv FABLE OF THE WANDERING BOY ' AND THE WAYWARD - 4tim IE 1. PARENT By GEORGE ACE tues to the Cluo and note the Expressions of Discomfiture on the I aces of Aunt Lab and Uncle Jethro, both of whom had told around that he was a Genat (Net) and never would amount to a Hill of Beans Elmer expected to find the same spotted Dog asleep In front of the Commercial Hotel and the same Stick Candy exhibitindows ed m the Show But, while he had veen witnessing the downfall of Evil In the busy Metropolis the Home Town had been putting on a of its own little Like every other underslxed Ham e shown In the Atlas It was seised w th a Desire to throw on City Lugs. The same Father who on,e marke Talmage Book for Elmer became c, One there was a story-boo- k Stripling who uncoupled himself from a Yahoo Settlement and moseyed up to the Con- seated Crossings and the Electric Signs. In due time he returned, wearing Gloves and with his Teeth full of Gold. Ever since that historic Example It has been the daily desire of the Yokel, staked down in, a County Seat, to walk In on Judge Cary and form a Partnership. It befell that after a TTigh School Alumnus had gone to a arsity and scaled the fearsome heights of Integral came home and Differential Calculua, he to get some more of Father's Shirts and Handkerchiefs and take a new slant at Life s doubtful Vista, while getting his Board for nothing. HUD side-Sho- 1 Prices Reduced Effective September 22 'N Get these new low prices before purchase of any car INTERMOUNTAIN RLACKFOOT, IDAHO C. S. BEEBE. EVANSTON, WYOMING DR. J. L, WICKS. BOISE, IDAHO THE KING MOTO IDAHO FALLS, IDAHO HART-ELLSWORT- CEDAR CITY, UTAH J. A. KOPP. He found Fa and Ma dolled up like a couple of aristocratic Equlnes. AUTO CO. H KEMMERER, WYOMING THE LINCOLN COUNTY GARAGE. S DEALERS: MANTI, UTAH MANTI MOTOR COMPANY. PROVO, UTAH SCHOFIELD MOTOR CO. MILFORD, UTAH W. R. MARTIN. REXBURG, IDAHO MURRAY, UTAH-FRA- C. ELKO, NEVADA SIMCOX AND LANI. LOGAN, UTAH BLAIR MOTOR COMPANY. OGDEN, ELY, NEVADA THOMAS H. ONEILL. MALAD, IDAHO J. F. FREDERICKSON. PRICE, UTAH man of the House Committee in a c ib The Town of his Nativity did not occuPages m the statistical Census which having tie moral support of tv.th In fact, all the traveling Best People maintained a Blind Fu; Reports Kitties uptahs, and a lot of On Troupers referred to It as a Tank paful spread So he resolved to hit the long Trail Dog out on the uphoWten to Chairs a Modern the where It rert&iniv proved to be some b ending Babylon IT on were Streets at the papers Menagerie n.veijing a matter of Pride with the It His parents were dead willing to have Members that the Colored Boy could still him migrate and take his Tailor Hills shake up anythin? known to the Keu'a with him, but they shivered with I read Trade anywhere in the Glorious Days of IN THE AUTOMOBILE Old when it came time to ship him to Goj One of ther main Delights, also wa4 morrah They knew all about the unn ee to welcome the Strang r, who thought he bridled Deviltrv of the City, having was sojo irnin; omoij the Rubes an1 the large colored Illustrations in the Sunlead him into tl e Rn.xllo lupartnun t lie day Tapers 36 42 SOUTH STATE STREET. However, after he had hung up his purpose Vein? to get 1i m out rn a Limbthlrtv-stor- y In a of and then siw off the Limb The now Recess the Diploma very naughtv Beanery, he hunted up com r who tred to be Liheral usuil some of the dear old Pal3 with whom he went home in his stocking heel Pav hv Day the Progressive Td nent had bunked In the Dorm They told him they would rut him tn the Community widened its Horizon a Country Club be ame a NeifSMtv and next to a lot of nice clean People The IS hole Course was laid u t In ' He began to tremble, fearing that someorv Tod-ione was about to ofter him illD't ChamScotch Profession u nnt W Us Clu s contained someth1! pagne hut the Orgy to whit h they conWhen the Church Bels were ding-- ! ducted him was merelv a meeting of the th f He figured on going back to the dear Civic Purifiers In a basement underneath to kn nv that Farce had nothing on dongtng at 10 a m on Sunil old Room under the Eaves, with & jaUh-wor- k Teacher of the BiHe former iw a Church rrdj n Hs ie- - ds Routrh Jlo orevailed when He had the gift of Gab and a natural the backsii img Basso of the Choir would inteiiM Quilt on the rittmen and a und the Link? the mer way l'n Route Steel Engraving of U S Grant on the thirst for Tea and ihe first thing he be zigzagging ar B n a Hole a i ba so Stake set le Wall t could into drawn been had knew he many beirg u no'' a Llnier s Fathet became a De non with The sanctified Product of the new end training Campaigns for bocial Betterment thit he 1 r ii of had "no time to hunt up conv entionc1 the Irons and had nl Nan t tnsnved on rtainineiu vhnh Involved regenerative influences at work in every a t t v t Consolation as was plunked down in the Frolic Citv the Cup thi d of Midnight nr Temptations such m u v. 'ir hiie th or the MJsical Comedv v Is up to Gajetv at about i ti tM It h m to Tuxedos th The Comrades of his Boyhood were He serv e on Committees vvhbh met in Jumprs i tl A t tenained stationary messed on the Platform Exclusive Homes and wtte entirely surAs he al ght-ei t armii the P- -i Ige G ! Thev wmnl rounded by Mahoganv Hail Hail' the gang they rang i , i to tn All Here' ' anl so on and so on His Reseanhes had proved to him that Tahk all fttrnro iop jtn mit t ires borne Lace for th nrw one cf the Keenest Intov merits of Thev had acquired a running fetirt It t nt thin a wev after a new ihnip hid fiom the glar ng w'as their belief that Elmer would be I,.fe is to remain away cu in N Ixibster Palate esre- allv when one lan horrified wpv't, the bouncer Set woull to know that ail thd Elect had gratifed n fterno he mopp ng u become rpiffed in his Honor, but th r get ones Mallard Du'l:a fine of charge in have it don p'lt an d Nigh the floor with one n bet a Flat renting for $601 a Year was genuine when he timidly Inwere these grim Dismay ruk Winie Ile.res-wh- o Whenever there was a B a Se .ion iil The tall and straight-graine- d in formed the Irrigation Committee that he doubled Miner ions were removed the and ecd was tip a Bridles too him lande g Irtpira b only finally a erilir d Magizine desired Vichv s( t L mit abolished to slip him the Bank-Boo- k Escaping from the Comanches he hurburn ons loustv he counted ried from Br-oRid ng home about f a m the And now, he felt a longing to beat it to the Old Homestead to bit by the would be ail in but much grat - too i eo.ee ful I mvs fh.it would ensue back to the home Burg exhibit his V lr- Grate Fire and tease the ('at He, found Pa and Ma dolled up like a much couple of aristocratic Equires, Awning over the Front Stoop and strange Waiters Hallthe through ways In order to make it seem as much like the City as possible, they had nhbed up a swell combination Gorge and Deluge to be followed by an Indoor Circus a Carnival of Terpstchorean Eccentricities and a correct Reproduction of Monte years ago, $30,000. It will go for $22,000 if sold In time for owner to use the funds to Carlo at the height of the ea'-oOriginal cost to owner about 3 now Shown NOW Therefore likewise when their Only Child sugoffers. Your opportunity is, therefore, by appointment. the advantage an opportunity that he would f tin hie to the Yea, the above hair dozen words mean Just what they say They will Bound even better to one looking for a handsome gested a Husks at Reasonable Hour, they told one for so heart home a the could not he yearn afford fine who otherwise may though feel just him that Slimber home, and might was n ado for Slaves at good. The cut below shows the handsome Eouth Temple street frontage of this excellent new property. and to take his Feet out of his Lap and move around He sat back benumbed for many hours watching the wicked RustUn perform He had read about su h thing In the reports of the Purity Comm s ion but th.s w?s the first time that he had evir really been Slumming When he weakened on the Bumper Proposition and disavowed an familiarity with the Spasm or the fine points of Auct on. the Sophisticated ones exchanged significant Glances. They tumbled to the Fact that Elmer was not such a much, even if he did reside at Headquarters It was evident that he had not been traveling with the Real Rarmatas Rompers He was panned to a W'hisper next day The erdnt was In Elmer was branded as a Dead One He is now in the eroded City, trying to arrange to have rfrs rowdy Parents come on and take the Cure Moral Thoee having the most Time to Etjr devote to a Line of Endeavor usually become the most Proficient HART-ELLSWORT- ROCK SPRINGS, WYOMING-WESTE- RN AUTO TRANSIT COMPANY. NK HOWE. UTAH OGDEN MOTOR AUTO CO. H CAR CO. STOCKTON, UTAH CONNOR GARAGE. TWIN FALLS, IDAHO MOTOR UTAH-CARBO- CO. THE JOHNSON AUTO CO. py many The Botterill Automobile Company j j Sam BUSINESS IN SALT LAKE CITY FIFTEEN YEARS. HUDSON AND ESSEX PHONE WASATCH 633. I ' . iwnrhnircf iiiinffrariaiwaiKi ifwinuTiifiT , Four-Post- 11 r ) Hot-be- ! rei 1 4pm A itU f c 1 itiir? , Meriv-Make- I n AL AT A GREAT BARGAIN Adjustment of Labor troversies Followed (Copjright, V i 1022, gen-era'l- cry ha. already come quickly in some quarto-- s where the labor difficulties had caused a diet net setback and the increased production at mills and fac-- t r e. and the return to work of many emplcvees who had long been Idle will substantial!) augment 'the public purchas Rcc by the Bell Svndhate) BIFOCAL LENSES 3y f f le 1 c SPORTSMEN FORM CLUB. ' flprcisl to The Tribune MAUAD, Idaho, gept The Oneida County Rod and Gun club Is the name of an organization formed this week for the purpose of protecting the game of ti.' Oneida county and securing more consideration from the state game department The officers of the new organisation are Fred Pine, president; Dr. White, vice president, J. C. Tovey, secretary. These three, with D. P Evans, Al Josephson ard William Hanson, comprise the board of directors. BANKRUPTCY PETITIONS FILED. Two petitions for voluntary bankruptcy were filed yesterday writh the clerk of the United States district court. George Hill, a farmer of Trenton, places his liabilities at 821,187 and his assets at 12740 He claims exemption on $2710. Robert A Rovals, a painter who lives in Milt I ake, placej his liabilities at $22410 and his asstts at $20, on which he claims exemption CLERKS TRANSFERRED. Miss Dorothv Gerke, clerk in the United States lan! office, has been transferee to Douglas, Wyo Mrs Mary M. Bla'ne, w ho has been In the office at will lake Miss Gerks s place Douglas, here i 1 $7.5Q After forty years of age there is a physiological change in the eve must ics that prevents proper Sometimes the distance focusing at short distances vision also is affected and the condition tails for Bi focal lenses. Wo will make vou a pair of Bifocal Spherical Lenses with choice of three styles of mounting guaranteed m every way for $7.30. Copper club held its first regular meeting of the season at the Arthur time office Thursday evening Off'cers for the ensuing term were elected as folDr C. B. Ashbv, president, Hv lows rum B Duckworth, vice presidents A E Ensign, secretary and treasuter The club for the coming season will Inagents territory clude Moon lake, McIntyre lake, Silver Ten lake. South lake and the dykes men have been employed to provide feed for thet ducks, and to guard against CONSULTATION IS FREE You may consult Dr. Landmesser or Dr. Keller cipher Sehubaei Store absolutely free. at After consultation, if you desire complete Eye Examination, including Muscle Tests, the charge is nominal merely covering the time required. I BUILDING trespasser iv smaller than those of last year, and the reduction of 8 J per Wnt for this section is much more than offset by the gains elsewhere, ranging from 5 per cent in the southern states to 23 8 per cent In the South Atlantic division The broadening of operations in speculative markets during August is reflected In the New York clearings, which Increased 14 4 per cent are PRESCRIPTION LEXSES made to exactly suit YOUR requirements after careful tests of the muscles as well as the visual acuity. The lenses a,re specially ground m our own Optical shop tho frames arc gold filled, shell or rimless, us jou prefer. Tho value is $12 the special price, $5. Duedc 07 RTCORNICK While the prevailing policy remains of conservative action confidence in f itute Is a conspu nous feat it e and f irecasts of a broed'-rln-g of activiafter the strikes are fu'ly settled a stiengthened sentiment The unsettled European situation with sharply fluctuating exchange rates, is an obstacle to a full measure of progress in domestic business,' yet the abundant grain crops and easier financial conditions In this country are constructive forces whose effects may conceivably be manifested In a further extension of the commercial reviv al Despite the restraints and hesitation resulting from the labor troubles encouraging reports have come from different trades and geographical sections with prospects In the south improved by the higher prices for cotton and good returns on some other products "Various factors seasonal conditions and the strikes in important industries amor them, have combined to reduce the volume of monthly bank clearings ilh an aggregate of $.9 23N (M0 0(0 at 111 cities In the United B'ates the August clearings are 4 7 per cent below the Jine figures, which were the largest of the lur-reM hen comparison is made year a vear ago howwith the clearlng-f-Tiever a favo-abexhibit ap.'ea s the August total e ng 13 9 per cent In excess of tha for the-nmot th cf 1921 Of the differen' geographical gtoups the western states a one report c irh gs rTrtwn $5 GLASSES DUCK CLUB ELECTS. Bprcial to Tbe Tribune MAGNA. Sept 2f The Utah INVESTMENT COMPANY kL lififlr SCHUBACHS Cand dates for certificates to practice the trade of barber In Utah will be examined under the auspires if the state oepartment of S registration next Thursday o c ock in the morning beginning at ctobep 3 4 and 5 arc tne dates ret fer candidates for license to thi belling arts in the state tjo far. however. tmlv one candidate haa nunseif and unless there are more Director Janies T Hammond of the department nys the tests will not be held MORNINGSTAR-VOGELE- R M0BTGAGE AND INVESTMENT BANKERS by The buxine-- ! outlook has been measurably improved by the progress recently made in adjusting protracted labor control ersies, sas Duns Review The resumption of coal mining after months of curtailed or suspend? i operations, the ending or abatement offtakes in the New Unglai textile field and the of a part al vttiement of the road troubles are developments whkh rai cannot fill to benefit cond.tions v Barber Candidates Will Be Examined Wsd probably loan on this property as much as 10,000 at 6 per cent, eastern money. We are the exclusive under contract, but we will pay half commission to any Board Agent who shall sell the property through us. Con- Rapid Business Recovery. zy A ??&$ one the the ties 1 it MUMtf JH& stant e.. d r Ji&i ing power As the end of the summer approaches, and with industrial disturbances being eliminated or modified, there Is more disposition to undertake commitments which have been held In abeyance because of various uni ertalnties and buying In anticipation of forward requirements is now eniaigmg in some In- -- 1 adf UCS SCHUBACH OPTICAL CO. : TWO M0DEEN OPTICAL SHOTS 105 Main St. rscr. 276 Main St. U |