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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, 0)f o!t a! ibmu it ImotiI T.rry Morning If 1 Luke Tribune PtiMimilitf CompT JtTLRilU O' bl BHCKIMION: In Fink. liUkw i Wynwlng 9 Dally fid ftnitdar, ? noaib lO.ft M year . Daily H gtroday, conditions ar bad in all the ether po tato producing atates, and Utah la no exception to the rule. The losses to far have had a vgry depressing effect on business enterprise nad industrial a tivltr in these states, and aa appeal has been made to save this industry. It has been suggested that the situation would be improved to some esffnt, at least, if the householders in all the cities and towns in this section of tha country would buy their winters supply now or buy even n sack of pq tatoes. The appeal should not be made in vain. Financial lost to one class of citizens affect all of ua and we should aid the potato producer in hi hour of distress. program consistently save on the nary appropriation bill. But Kelley i making his fight aa n radical; so, also, is Baker, who goes further along the road to extremism. Tb rote ior Baker will b the index of the extent of the radical protest in Michigan. He is relying on n popular discontent with affaire in Washington. He is expected to poll n heavy, labor vote nnd divide with Kelley support in the industrial communities. Emerys strength la problematical. he fanners, who have been showing n tendency to that radicalism which waa so marked la Jown and are counted upon to vote for Baker. Detroit dispatches indicate n general eupport of Townsend by business nnd manufacturing interests in the category of conservntisfti. The astonishing victory of La in Wisconsin is not without its influence in Michigan, according to proprimary advices Radical Republicans srs swarming into the Peninsular state from Wisconsin to aid Baker in his fight. Townsend it credited with being the administration choice. His victory over s very determined opposition would encourage the organization forces, which, save for the issue in Ohio, have witnessed a senes of reverses in western and middle west states ever since the opening of the senatorial contests of 1822. SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 10, 1922. Other states do not alot number, but licenaea are obtained from tn state highway commission at the state capital. sion. A Line o' Type or Two A City of Headquarterg By Frederic - Hew to tho Una, let the quips fsH J. Haakla. where they my. -- . WASHINGTON, Sept. T. This ettr has EiMWffcera la If. S. n Tep. Wh Rid become the headquarters of mors nasiaaffc .. Sumter, par Daily tional organlaationa and aaaoelatlon than Their ia a hard and dear won field itm fcmi aalily TrUmna. oar yar Who rid ao proudly by, any other city In the country. This is the rolling, swaying bus, lliv'Tnb.iia a i aula ta rrary Import not eily evidence of tho growth of Washington a la thf '114 fltataa. Raadara aiay aarrrtaU With vict'rjr in their eye, la any tit by tetefrfwminf thfa offler. a great national canter, but It la even In loetllag group for hour they tand I'rttaur ii a manbar of tk AiarlitH more Indicative of the manner in whic'j Straining their eager gas Tba Asaorlatad Prma la aidoalraly aa the federal government touches upon and To watch th green boats sailing down a ail aaat lltM 4 tiia aaa forto ribllfc(laa Th credor atbarwlaa not thickly crowding ways. reltte4 it affects every activity and evsry interest 4teptrj ited lb tbit pa par. M aiaa tba local At last a bug grind to a halt; of tbs American people. pnhHf! berria. on concerted urge with A recent compilation, admittedly in Upon th green Tha.Trlbuna la a aietnber af tba Aoilt Erea and yellow bulk i a? Clmlatioiv Jufornittoo pontaraiaf Tba Th embattled toiler surge. complete, lists almost 100 of these organ1H bo aopplled by tba Andit circalatloa isations. They run the gamut of human One at a time stagger In, Bareap oflrmlafion Century bldg.. Cblcayo activities commercial, professional, pofit a case ofthey fight, or drop): Ibe-t Brckwitb bperlal Ayeacy. aalo voica ia heard THE NATION SYMPATHIZES. adeartlniof ayrst. World bid . Naw Torbj litical, patriotic, Industrial, social, artistic, 'TillNoth more room on top!" Tribune bid, jCItirafo; ! Dlapatcb bldp.t educational, fraternal, scientific, financial, Bt Ldiia; Ford bids.. Detroit. Uirb ) Bryaat The and religious, philanthropic whatnot. A Iat charg yat remain Every patriotic American eitizen la bldg . baasaa City, Wo. U. C. Uorfeaaea uer establishments range from mod-- e: Up th narrow Jolting stair; Esaai shocked i a., tpe.. Pacific Count rrpraaentatiTa. tere In office buildings to magutflLcrt edl Who and grieved through learning navigate its treacherous curves Inrt bblf , fin a Franctaco; Title lonoraata bUI flees that Investments J t represent running Hav won tb fight full fair. Abceie Sc?irttT hMa beaflla that Mrs. arren O. Harding lies at Into the They give emplojment milgona. Trlb-ttto thousand of men ani women. They So proudly they sit with folded arms PufHga Abureaus of Is farms I ion of 1 hr door, making a brave yet Bus Lsmartin. Paris. Frtftcs; 1M death a After th battle's fray; expand mO Dirts a of dollars annually. Jtell VfctU. Lcndon, F.nrteM; t tinier di Llnte. They ropresal th selfishness and un- Those who have won to the old bus top highly problematical fight for life. ReHotel. XterHod Itsly Has a right to call it a day. selfishness, thqatoiievementa and underVEE VEE. Tsiepoocs Wasatch fcM. gardless of political affiliations, or takings, the aspirations and dreams of a Trlbim to ect Whc fslt your telrpho yoo great people. They seek to do exerythhig befnro lb oVlock lOCial or financial btfltuf. Jh the rit rirmtetkm pCOPlb Ysu from rehabilitating convicts to immortalNever Can Tell When Ysur Going a m copy will he srnt rmi by ptessmyef. to Run Aeros On. izing the nations great, from lobbying tho United States are a unit in i liy aa It ut Ihr stcfftce st Hsl bills through congress to scotching the Dear RJ 11. L : U was Saturday night matter .Nntd Hum the sincere demon rum. from practicing practical on a country road. Th hour was iat earnest tnd voicing hope polities to Inculcating high Ideals of elti and the two of us were speeding homethat Mrs. Harding ' recovery will be icnshlp, from preaching leace to prepar- ward. I noticed a dark object ahead. speedy and that she may soon take her ing for war, from encouraging art to con- "Ther something In the road." I murtrolling world affairs, and from advancing mured. Just then the object turned. It accustomed place as the mistress of the cause the waa to of in the labor a And ye "Beaver!!!" I protecting tramp! J White House and the guiding epirit terests of capital. shrieked, and w all went into th ditch. Sunday, September 10, 1922. of the Harding home. Some are constructive, some destruc- Hut he ran my total score up to 14 and GREECE NEEDS HELP. tive. Some are boosters, soma are knock- th nurse said that was the highest mad Under the most favorable condition! ers, and all are propagandists. by. any of the injured brought In that A TAXATION FALLACY. tho task of the chief executive of the SHEBA. It is the duty of the great European Some do their work to an accompani- day. P. 8. Oh. they're wheeling th tramp ment of brass bands and inxlte the whole is onerous snd exacting. . Tax rexizien advocates assert that Uuite4 States nations to save Greece from annihila- world to know what they are doing Uth out on tb porch. BEAVER! Only a man of strong vitality can adeers are and, like Providence, the proposed state income tax will de- quately meet tha multifarious demands tion by the Turks- - Perhaps it would work In asecretive way their wonders You Ess, Old Bean, It' a Bit Nw Iver mysterious to perform. Here. , velop revenue from new sources and made upon his time, energy and atten- be more to the point to say that Great Most of these organizations era hare to Sir: I'm riding north on th bu with of general tion even when the affairs of his pri- Britain and France should intervene Influence legislation or governmental ac will result in reduction an old party with tion of one kind or another. It is not to Bermondsyof Billy when vate and family life move smoothly. grogaoa snd a fusxy skimmer without delay. Italian and Greek in- be Inferred that their efforts in this di- a full set property taxes. Plata aro not avail kind of a hat In of What front ua doparks President Harding is a man of legitimate as I it?" says Billy. "BEAVER, terest conflict and it goes without rection are anything but says I. able, but observation leads U3 to ques- mestic tastes, a clean and they represent people and interests that and the old toft around and bashes turns a In of have to be matters heard right tion both statements. m with his brolly. Gave me quite a citizen, to whom wife and family and saying that the Italian government is that kind. Members of congress someIt did. Comical country, What! Revenue from new sources has a se- friend stand for more than fll the not inclined to come to the aid of times grow restive under the pressure and start, DOG. to are which subjected, importunlngs they ductive sound to the property owner, honors the puhlie has power to confer. Italys rival More than this, it would but they recognise the fact that In the Th Trib Probably Goss to Both Plac. Ilie highest happinoss, his greatest en- be highly dangerous on account of the long run they receive valuable informaas it suggests that ho fellow wli has fAd in the W. 0. N. Lamped by Bv C. H ) his keenest joyment, pleasures are domestic situation for he king and his tion and assistance in their lawmaking. of MlbeONAL REWARD FOR INFOR-matto- n escaped payment of his just share SECRET OF THEIR SUCCESS. found in these domestic and social re cabinet to send soldiers on a leading to whereabouts of is to be burden the governmental foreign The secret of the success of these orSeigieur. a Frenchman, who Jaquss 1879. lations. In the forty-eigh- t hour that enterprise at this time. In died to taw. Locally, tho idea is and is VINCENT, I0 W. 64th that administrations ganizations havo elapsed since the condition of St., Now York. The latest news from the NeAr East congress come and go but they stay on piquautly flavored with tho statement Mrs. and keep everlastingly at whatHarding became (save be hae is to the effect that the rout of the forever meu of large inthat ever they set out to accomplish. Take professional John Dot Paesot Might Edit th between the bedside of his Greeks is alternated Kemal-ists the Atntisaloon the and in that Salvation Army War Cry. or hotels league, for example. It complete come, who live apartments, wife and his White House has been in for The deck. many long Washington will Scott Fitzgerald has written an insist not only upon the evacSir: own no property and pay no taxes, will years, and tha prohibition amendment and for the Amerloan Magasine! How devotion is in every way uation of president be forced to contribute. Anatolia, but of Thrace as the Volstead law are tha evidences of its article could it ever be! There are rumors about but there is a limit to commendable, are xvomen Then the who there well. triumph. In addition is it We suggest, in the absence of data, that H. L. Mencken will sign up with the proposed to human endurance; the exacting cares hold the Greek early and late for suffrage. The Ladles Home Journal. Floyd Dell with in pawn as se- fought that those interested in the tax ques army nineteenth would have not amendment the Modem Priscilla, and Anatols France of state require eareful and constant curity for the costs of the we found lion war, which been added to the constitution If It had with the Catholic World. Oen Stratton-Porte- r, apply a test which In and not for been the with I hear, is to assume the editorthe waged campaign study simultaneously the pull upon Turkish leader insists shall be paid from illuminating and rather conclusive. The REGINALD. Washington. of the DiaL In the contests over prohibition and ship test is simply to run over the list of the heartstrings through anxiety over by Greece. So the crisis lyis arrived the impending disaster in the home and were woman's there suffrage organisamust be done to Romanticist. a T Modern something predoctors, lawyers, dentists, engineers, circle. on both sides and the result In each vent the Turks and their soviet allies tions editors and othnr professional men you Instance Is perhaps significant of the fact September sun on the Dunes wa warm of the and low. attainments in, Russia from highest that affirmative propaganda is more sucobtaining too much cessful happen to know. First, olserve how in Exponents water a golden way; than negatlxe in other words. It Making the paths of mMicine and are alt doing surgery as the of result them and have the victory oxer Is easier to get something done than It The air.a-apower wine of a wonderful holiday. many of large incomes, within the limits of hunisn skill to Constantines with filled and speech that the eliminate the others. army. Unless pressure is Is to prex'ent its being done Those who Tingling, Next, observe combat the disease wise ones know. that has gripped applied at once, another great seeking a modification of the Volstead howr many of those remaining live in war is are law to as to permit the manufacture and Sudden, we watched the sands grow hotels or apartments and own no homes the president's wife. . That iheir ef- sure to be precipitated later, the sale of beer and light wines see a ray a be forts successful Mrs. and of that may now put the From childish books grown dear in hope because they hax-or other taxable property, and elimiof, which no man can fore- Antisaloon world aaay. snd friends of the soon be proleague herself again is see. In a world grown nate the others. If you are reasonably narding may hibition on the defenslxe. Similarly, the Radiant lovely dreams gray, The remoxal of King Constantine advocates of the soldiers bonus believe well informed ahd have applied the test the hope snd prayer of every citizen. Alice of long ago. Mole and Rattv and from the throne or his abdication in that they have the better of their fight Psychoses melted In sun: Nietssche snd fairly, you will bo astonished to note because they are on the aggressive and PERU AND THE LEAGUE. Freud the near future is not only possible, campaigning for a bill, while their oppohow few of your lbt are left, however Faded Ilk fantoms of mist In th chillare against it. The cabled announcement from Lima put probable. A movement for the es- nents largo it may have been. morn; ing No one kind of legislation brings as The Standards of Economics drifted The fact is, as all who have made that the of Peru proposes tablishment of a republic has been mnnv organizations into action as, does a government along. even a casual inquiry well know, that started on some of the Greek islands tariff bill, nnd here again experience Wo plajod with Them there on the sand; to have nothing more to do with the would seem to indicate- - that those who nnd is likely to spread, although it want the bulk of income tax revenue comes unalloyed joy something fare better than those stiff voices and wound like nnd will continue to come from owners league of nations until the United has frequently been said that a ma- who merely oppose Perhaps it Is because Crept a Into Bilver horn. of physical property With few excep- States signifies its adhesion to the jority of the Greek people do not want proponents of a measure or one of its And Time for a moment was rapture, and provisions ars usually more viUfa a song. tions. those who are now carrying the league is interesting for more reasons a republic, exen in ease of the de- specific NANCT. tally Interested thsn the opponents, whien Is another wav of saving that, aa a rule, heaviest tar burdens must also assume than one. thronement of Tino. The difficulty while Peru did not R. H. L. First, selfishness brings horns the bacon. At the further burden of nu income tax might be settled by the return of any rate, tariff schedules that are to if the law is cnactod. This is not only send a delegate to the present sitting Venizelos to power. benefit directly and tangibly the farmer, Answers to Questions. the manufacturer and this or that group the fact, but the logical fact, as the of the league assembly in Geneva, it of Interests find their way Into tariff bills HERRIN INDICTMENTS. same abilities and traits that produce had gnen no hint to any more easily than free list items. of dissatisfaetion (Any reader can get the answerInforms-tiotaxable incomes also naturally lead to with league affairs and certainly gaxe question by writing theJ Tribune FINE BUILDINGS ERECTED. The foreman Director. Haskln. of the special grand Frederic Bureau, A few af the 800 no indication of a purpose to part comacquisition of physical organisations that hold Washington. D. C. This offer applies The bureau canjury investigating the Ilerrm mine forth In Washington have erected fine strictly who have tho facilities, pany with that world to information. organization. buildings that contribute materially to the not give advice on !eSl. medical and as we had jn some instances, to follow of murders last June the desires the Moreover, announcement of public beauty of the c.'tv. The American Red financial matters. It does not attempt the course of a few local professional Perus decision follows closely Cross, the Daughters of the Revolution to settle domestic troubles, nor to underupon at large to know that the inquiry be- and the union all have take exhaustive researeh on any subject incomes, wid note that a considerable the election of Dr. Augustin Edouards gun some days magnificent homes In Seventeenth street Write your question plainly and briefly. ago, and xxhieh has al- on of them are the to ( local Potomaa of invested hilo in to the presidency of the .as way portion park that rank Give full name snd address, and incioss in some two ready resulted high among the architectural beauties of two cents In, stamps for return postage. real estate, agricultural land, industrial semldy. Between Chile and Peru there the city. The American FederaAll replies are sent direct to the inquirer.) institutions or utlier property which is a quarrel of many years indictments, will be prosecuted to the tion Oapltol of has a splendid office buildbears a full share of the tax burden. it arose from the Tacna Arieastanding; limit; that the guilty, whether union ing In Massachusetts avenue at Ninth and where did the Q. When, how affair; street, and cloee by is a similar struture Jewish people begin to speak Yiddish It is a reasonable eonclusion that the recently an attempt to adjust this conor reared and men, officials occuplel by the International instead of Hebrew? S. D. teveuuc to be obtained through a state troversy was transferred to Washing- or employees, will corporation who left Germany durA. The Jew be ferreted out and Brotherhood of Machinists. Probably th feature building or them ing the middle for th Slavic lands income tax from sources not now pay- ton, where it still awaits final action. placed on a common footing in the all will be the new home of the Chamber of Bohemia. Poland. Galicia and Lithuing taxes is inconsiderable, and that A protocol has been drawn up and it courts of of Commerce of and the United now m.ddle States, high German ania, spoke justice. The eulpable. high In course of erection, while the those now pav.ng the property taxes is to be ratified on or before October Scottish correctly, although thev degree or low, wil1dicover that the Rite temple in Sixteenth street and a wrote it quite the Hebrew letter. Out of will pay most of the income taxes, es- 20 next, if the new edifice on the old Dean estate on employed law no favorites, lie says. program worxs out. touch with Oermany, the German sound plays which the Masons will spend millions are snd forms underwent some change, while pecially as all plans proposed place the The Lima government makes the as Certainly the grand jury has given Illustrative of what fraternal orders haxs Hebrew. Aramio and Slavic words wer exemptions at low figures. sertion that the absence of the United forceful answer to the charge that Gone to enhance the attractions of Wssh-IngtoThe resultant added to the language. second proposition, that an in- - States renders tho The National Geographic society idiom, Yiddish, supplanted the 81avlo of league of nations Williamson county, Illinois, did not income tax will result in reduction of another organization that haa a flrw the primitive Jewish settlers, and gradutend to reply to tho challenge to law home inept and unable to work out its of Its own. ally with Jewish migration was carried taxes, at once suggests itself pug,., and that until the United States and order written in the Of the political organizations established to all parts of the wor.d. Pure Hebrew iix tragedy connection In Washington the most Important are, is now an academic language, found only with the aboxe discus- goes in Peru will ill out, an action and about the Ilerrin mines. Once its of course, stay Democratic the and Republican In books. sion. That has not been the experi- which seems to proceed on the curious machinery was in motion, tho grand national committees Each occuplea a ence elsewhere, ami we are dubious How can an eight-hogreat suite In a downtown office building day be Q assumption that the way to strengthen jury lias moved sxviftly. and each maintains a WTttr regard to such and equip- practiced on a farm when cows have to predictions here. the league is to weaken Its memberThe Ilerriu killings occurred while ment that is prepared force to do anything be milked every twelve hours? N. B. Sfjjroggest that tho machinery which ship. It will be remembered that Ar A. Farm iielp may work in shifts, or strike was in progress in the coal except make monev. Any one of the leaders of any party who haa had anv prac- rest periods amounting to four hours may Wtijrtsoduce property taxes be set up gentina bolted the Williamson but a fields of for county. But the tical experience will teil vou that the be planned in a twelve-hou- r day. m working order before the income tax far different reason.league, The Argentine processes of justice have nothing to do national headquarters of auch an organis .applied. be ization !n should located th treasury. Q Did Caesar really say "et tu go eminent complained that the league with tho controversy between the mine In on of the mints, or In th bureau of Brute," when he wa assassinated? iltherwise, we do not hesitate to excluded certain nationa, and until owners and the the striking miners. The printing and engraving, where there is R. A. Jho assertion right npw that doors were A of The word meaning "and thou also, to all Argentina grand jury was called to investigate quantity production hank notes and opened sllxer and gold certificates There Is a Brutus, were supposed to have bee utpropeTty taxes will not come down. It would remain outside the was hat less than mob mur- popular Idea that all the ehleftalna of the tered bv raesar at the moment he wa portals. nothing has been demonst'ated again and again It is difficult to see in Peru's ac- der. Its duties have no relation what- political armies have to do Is to expend stabbed by Brutus, but there is no anthis uttkafctjflte provision of al liiional revenue tion other than an evidence of that Is a popu'ar cient authority for attributing to the griexanoes of either the large sums of monev ever iLbtff nut result in reduction of taxes. Their principal task and one terance to Cncsnr and It Is probable that fallacy sentiment which has kept the miners or the coal companies whose that Is the ns due to the must be discharged before they ran popular Impression liffisUrtnres and other public bodies two nations at swords points, so to properties were being worked to some do an' thing else Is to raise Isrt sums of the word by Shakespeare In his faof monev, and of late sears thev have mous play. nfaiys find ways, usually plausible speak, for many years. It does not extent by non strikers. This fact learned that while it may be more blessed absorb the greater rc'enue. for the bo ratification should 3. Is any method or plan followed In not augur oxerlooked in connection to rise than to receive there Is no wideif happily Jf Vke increasing the allowance of the dispute Sunday school lessons? hankering for that kind of blessed- the International referred to Washington for with the probe now under way to vin- spread B. H ness to teach him economy. arbitration. dicate the claim of Williamson county sr arranged ao that Th lennons A. The Socialist ofalso maintains party kat the people ef this state really to a place among eixilizeil communities. fices here, as does slso that organization the Bible will be reviewed each six vear. desire is less iu the way of experi that is undertaking a coalition of the Th's period constitute the time that th THE MICHIGAN FIGHT. farmer and labor and that may ulti- average child attends Sunday school. One mental legislation and more in the way PROVERBS FROM THE RUSSIAN. mately take the form of a new party. temperance lesson is Included quarterly. More than ordinary interest attaches of concrete accomplishment along the A switch In time. mv saxe Lenlne. The Womana National party-lrepresentmean? Hoboken does ed In Washington and the orrantzationa Q. XVhat line of tax reduction through elimina- to the Republican primary in Michigan r A Hoboken wax first called Hobocan that and You can't eat your for fought against suffrage still and enjoy tion, of the waste and frills in admin- next Tuesday. of the tobacco pipe, maintain headquarters, although much of Hacklngh. the land For it is expected to it, too. istration of public affairs. Legislation the nolltlcal activity of women is now became of the fact that the Indians shed light on a most important polities! of stone found kind a from carved linked the pipes w!h work of up organization A friend need. that wall compel economy, is the sort there. the nations) committees of the old. estabthe a phenomenon radicalism, unrest, shevik of platform the people are lished pxrties. awaiting : meant hv gauge In speakGreatest of all the national organisaQ. What from legislative candidates and others protest and insurgency which has charA rolling stone R.-gathers in no Musco- tions maintaining headquarters of shotgun" ing and here, vite. who seek the favor of voters this fall. acterized recent i the measurement of A. Th contests. is gauge that, popularly supposed to - - primary all the people al the time, is ths the diameter of the bore of the gun. Alt that Is gold embitters itself It la th colossal maHELP 13 NEEDED. all th others are but cogs or and chine. Q Is the Bob White the same as the Townsend, whs is running for renoml-natio- Count that day lost, whose low descendA. R T. On th whole. It quail within wheels. wheels The potato situation in Idaho is with a record for service at ing sun, A. Bob White i a loco) term for any does big things In a big wav, and gets no 8es no or bethickened, plot bomb don of the genu collnu. of which th them manv quail efficiently, too, altftough from a financial point of view. Washington which ordinarily would gun. of the minor organizations are obstacles epee'es, Coilnus Vlrgtnlanua, test. stand is It doubtful over every that IJfe. In the way of its functioning properly. ranges theestem and central Tlf; Gem state has produced and has he would hax-- had to United northward to the aouthern State renoml-natiois this It organization that has fight for ABSENT ONE HAD HIS SYMPATHY. done wondersgreat and Minneaot. New of England ready for market 20,000 cars of the for It parts Washington, tusking had it not been for tho NewWhy did your huahand desert you?" what it should be the most beautiful and finest potatoes ever gTown in the berry issue. Tho did asked When most States govthe .United th in Q. the the world police official. Republican organizainteresting rapttal ernment cease coining two and one-ha"Im a peychle." world, for W'hich there is no market tion which supported"" Newberry is G. H. A what, ma'am? dollar gold Piece? HABERDASHER." under fire, and Townsend, also supA. Th I commune with the enlrits. that viill even cover the cost of treasury department ears that of th On Tou ll most puzzling words Is 12 60 gold piece Is still a minted coin, the me to help husband my back?" get is as haberdasher. This ported by tjiat organization, linked formerly a pedmuch less the cost of but non has been coined atnc 1916. "Aa a matter of duty, ma'am. I guess dler who wen? round to fairs production, with it in its battle for vindication. s. selling 111 have to, hut It'll go against the buttons and small other articles, according to a circular Sent out by the There are four candidates Town- grain. What method I uaed to determine Birmingham hLh he carried in sack. His name theQ. license number given each county? Nymprr Chamber of Commerce. The send, Congressman Pat comes two from words h far, meaning H. J. H Kelley, Herbert BUT DID HE SEE IT? tofal potato crop in tho United Stales Baker tnd oats, and tasche, a sack. Exchange. A. The American Automobile associaMajor ere Emery, There timet when I i estimated certainly wish tion says that tha state vary In regard by the department of ag- leader of the American I were a man, said his wife. NOT Townto the method used to determine th auriculture at 440,000,000 bushels, which, send is identified with Legion, deer? he asked. "When, la Patient tomobile license number. In some states the Harding "Why. whenever I fuss a milliner dentist? with one exception, is tho largest crop th counties are required to send In an administration; for that matter, ao ,'is shop and think how happy I could make enough, Dentist maam! shall Oh, yes, stand estimate before th end of the year and in thy country,. Market wife a my her by of giving a while since ho present Anoutside tooth. the then are allotted a certain nxupber or drawing the Kelley, supported Harding new hat." Exchange." swers (London). amount by the state highway .oniml- - rkf Trtb-aia'- oaat-ar- p e tf; Kllrr (EiteSS$) A-t- Wia-cousi- Fol-lett- Q. Will an alec trio motor ran la -- a vacuum? T. R. B. A. An electric motor will run in a vacuum, but with Increasing heating for th same output, or w.th tree output for tb aara Heating, because the normal a!ng by air efrculaMoiPl absent, -- . e 1 high-minde- ' - MEMORY TEST - 1. 'Old Guard" of What wa th French history? A body of troops in th army of Napoleon I. They made tb last French charge at th battl ef Waterloo. th t. What confederate victory opened way for th Invasion of Pennsylvania snd.th battl of Gettysburg? Tb battl of Chan reUorevtlle, -- May 1M3. Lee and Jackson defeated Hooker, and Jack-so- n received his death wound. NOT WHAT M$ EXPECTED. - When ia th next leap year? - In Oritta, th grocer, pulled his apron the8. year 1814. and on an axnanslve smile Straight put In 4. what part of the world ar there as th woman with th two nimmeist On th equator. One midair entered th shop. summer tn Ig March, another in SeptemShe wanted some cheese. "Tee, madams! smirked Crltts. "I ber. 6. Who wag Ann Hathaway? Shakehave some delightful Derby, madams, a quantity of choice Cheddars, and also speare wile. prltn Parmesan. BORROWED. Madame would Hke to taste some. If she coaid. Gritts flourished his gouge Mary cam la from recess chewing gum over this cheese and that. Madame for dear life. Th teacher noticed her nibbled at aleven different samples. CJo; and said sharply: non of them waa quit what ahe wanted. "Mary, come here and put your gum "Of course, madam," said Oritta at ? th waste basket. 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