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Show FLEET TO THE SALT LAKL m The-Fabl- AUUtNintr, JJILCnUAia 13, KU.NJDAY TKUBUiNL, 1VZI. of the Cagey Piker Who e Had the Kind of Chatter That Scored By GEORGE ADE Once there was a man who wore a to keep a Young Woman anchored right the Turkish Corner and make her beHat and had a Bean .shaped like an In lieve that she has met the Really and to time not found v had He Plant. Egg Truly Gaxlp. Navy Approves sit The Piker unreeled a little more of the down and absorb Culture. Sometimes he found himself In the Front Room where same kind, lie said that the Elaboration of Incident showed a. certain Modicum of was expeetecDto discuss literatto Rush everyone not enough ure, Art, Music and the Difficulty of Skill, but there was Sympathy in the Coloring of the getting good Kitchen Help.in a f the Piker got rid When Subtle Motives. was Man a good many This Glug Victims. Relieved, for It Is Respects, but he was Wise to his own of this he was always to and carry to an next Memorize is Awful the which Thing thing Shortcomings, arqund with you. being a Smart Guy. went our out and told Professor of Afterward Miss Haw This Man was what WASHINGTON, Feb. X! Congress will Theology would call a conniving Piker. A her Girl Friends that the Piker was Teraube asked to enact special legislation Piker is one who gets- into the Game on rible Deep. When thev brought up Music, that was Bill and Lets Oh to be holding back thorizing the shipping board to employ aa $1 Federal Reserve. A Piker Is usually where the Piker lived. He could get Invessels to haul to China grain donated Safe Wellwhen he sagatlates among the early and stay late and never Trip himby American farmers for the relief of the starving there and giving the navy department permission to pay expenses of volunteer naval reserves to form crews. It was announced today after a conference between Secretary Daniels and Chairman Benson of the shipping board. The decision was reached after a committee, headed by Carl Vrooman, former assistant secretary of agriculture, had said grain already had been given by farmers In the west and that members of the railroad brotherhoods stood ready to, haul It to the coast without charge for . that a Banvipag. Chairman Benson agreed to ascertain what ships are available on the Pacific coast. He will meet again with Secretary Daniels on Monday to draft the proposed legislation. Mr. Vrooman aaid the grain already had been donated by farmers In the west and that members of the railway brotherhoods had offered to .give their services without pay to haul dt to the west coast. The naval secretary was enthusiastic about the proposal and arranged for an Immediate conference with shipping board officials to see about getting the ves. eels. He tojd the committee he felt certain there would be no difficulty In getting enough naval reserves to volunteer foe the trip without pay or contingent on congress granting the pay later, the men to be provided with transportation, quartern and food by the navy. The committee explained to, Mr. Daniels the necessity for Immediate action In view of the terrible conditions prevailing In the famine areas of China and the time necessary for the long voyage. Additional reports from American representatives In Europe regarding the need for relief work there were sent to the seriate today by President Wilson. Bear Admiral Bristol, American high commissioner at Constantinople, told of the thousands of suffering refugees at In Bulgaria, Armenia, Constantinople, Turkey and other near eastern countries He said partial statistics showed that the American Relief association collectively expended $10,000,000 In the near east In 1020 and that generally the work was well done. ' minister ' to American HuglrvGIbson, condiof an said Poland, Investigation tions there showed that "If food, clothing and medicine are not obtained from abroad serious prejudice must result to ths coming generation." The piker said It gave .him a Touch of Sadness. Then she knew he waa a Six Secretary of Proposed Method Donated Grain to Plus-Hum- . Boy 'Scouts Do Honor i to Lincolns Memory Special t The Tribune. POCATELLO, Idaho, Feb. 11 The boy scouts' Lincoln memorial celebration, held this evening at the high school auditorium, was one of the best programs of the year. - The chief speaker wes Oscar A. Kirkham of Salt Like, who gave a stirring address on "Here and There.to emuMr. Kirkham asked the scouts late the great Lincoln as one of the great est of all "scouts," who played the game fairly and siuarely- end did a good deed every day. He also spoke of some of his experiences while abroad at the' International Boy Scout conference. The Boy Scout band made Its first public appearance since last Fourth of July. Ths scouts' pledge of allegiance to the flags, their oath and Lincoln's Gettysburg address were recited by the scouts In unison. The boys also gave a demonstration of first aid. Mrs. Nestor Aber contributed a vocal solo and Miss Adelyns Burma read "Mumbo On ths Wire. Delta Alfalfa. Seed Bringing Fair Prices pedal to The Tribune. DELTA. Feb. 12. Eight cars of alfalfa seed have been sold to data by the Delta Farm bureau for Its members who pooled thslr seed. President H. K Beck is authority for the statement that on Tuesday of this week three cars acre sold In Balt Lake to Charles Peppard A Bona, seed buyers, at 1414 cents per pound, the three cars bringing approximately $20,000 In all, the total yield of alfalfa seed In "the Greater Delta district," which embraces Delta. Oasis Deseret, Abraham and the North Tract, will run at this years $400,000; at last year's price firloes about have exceeded a million dollars. real Critic all right. Bred because they are too Polite to call his Hand. A Piker. alwavs has "his entire Stock of Goods on the Sidewalk. When It came to Music, the Piker did not know the difference between a Fugue and a Cantata. Such knowledge of Literature as he could boast was picked up s. by reading the Posters in front of The average Katy-Dl- d had about as much Art Education as be could have Yet Spread had It come to a he managed to cut Figure Eights .over bename Ice and of Thin had he the the Gentlemen, that ing one of ever accepted an Invitation to the Evening aeasloo of the Olympian Circle of Hena. The Piker knew the Value of the' Stock Phrase. And the way he could raise a Dust and dodge out of a Tight Place was a little Bit of All Right. One evening the Piker went to call on Mrs. Hester Kaaam, author of many unpublished Poems, and the boss Diana of At the Kasam homo, ths which Is rigged up with Red Blankets and Green Lamps so as to be Oriental, he bumped into Henrietta Hunter Haw, who ill be remembered as the Young Lady who poured at the Afternoon Reception to Blaaco Ibanez. Miss Haw Tecllned at half length In ths Turkish Corner and asked the piker what he thought of Stenklewlca. The Piker knew that he had heard that name aprung somewhere before, but If he hud tried to Pronounce It he Would have gone to the Rug. However, he was not to be flopped. He knew the kind of Conversational Parsley n Inthat la needed to garnish a tellectual Vacuum, and he passed some of It to Henrietta. He said he liked Slenk, so far as ths Psychological Analysis was concerned, but It sometimes occurred to him that there waa a lack of Insight and Broad Artistic Grasp. That Is the Style of Vapor calculated Book-Store- Show-Dow- -- Tuft-Hunte- n. self up. He had attended a couple of Concerts end at one time boarded with a Lady who played the Autoharp. One Evening when he was out with stclans that they seemed Sour about something all the time, a Tall Man with a Low Collar asked him if he had heard that latest Thing by Tschalkowsky. If he had made It Irving Berlin, the .piker might have been with .him. ' But Re never turned a Hair. "Impressive, isnt It!" he said, having learned how to Spar for Wind, without leaving an Opening. Tea, but ft didnt get Into me the way Vogner does," replied the Tall Party, This waa the Cue for the Piker to Insert his speech on Vogner. He said he preferred Vogner any day In the Week on account of the distinct Appeal to the Intellectual Side and the Atmosphere of Mysticism, whatever that waa He said hs couldq t listen to Vogner without going Into a Cold Sweat and Chewing the Buttons off Jits Gloves, particularly If the Interpretation waa made with a Broad and Comprehensive Virtuosity and such Mastery of Technique as to abolish all suggestion of the Intermediary and bring one Into direct Communion with the Then the Tall Man would know Just as much about It as the Piker did. Among the Acquaintances was a I arty named Wigley, who was Crasy about Art. In her Iwrlor she had one .of her own Works, entitled "Sunset on the Little Miami River," with a Frame that cost I few People who were such Thorough Mu It was Mrs. Wigley who read the Paper before the Raphael Suburbanites, setting forth that the Highest Effects could not be obtained by the Use of Crayon. She loved to hear the Piker cut loose about the Cubist v Even when he got In over his M?ad she was right there swimming along after him and never missing a stroke. Mrs Wigley was stuck on his Conversation because he said so many things that could be Thought About later on. Nearly everyone who heard him went Home and Thought about what he had said and Wondered what 'he had been Duvlng at Mrs Wigley had aTheory that an Artist who Is any Good at nil should be able to suggest through the Medium of Colors all that he or ahe felt and suffered during the Throes of Execution. Bo she called In the Piker to size' up her Picture of the Little Miami River at Rundown and asked him what Emotion, If sny, was stirred up wtthtn him as hs gazed at the Effort. The Piker said It gave him a touch of Badness. Then she knew he was a real Critic all right. The Piker kept It up until after a while he began to think that possibly he was something of a sassy havant. He was elected Director of the Museum and was Invited to alt on the Platform at lwotures. And at last he departed this Ltle, with only a few Relatives and Intimate Frl nds- - being next MORAL: For Parlor Use, the Vague r, Generality Is a 1921, - by 'the Bell Syndicate, Inc ) WATER SUPPLY ASSURED. Special to The Tribune. 12 Feb. The Idaho, SHOSHONE, weather report of the forest service for the Big Wood river watershed is cheering news for all the farmers of Llnroln county. It reports that the snowfall at Hailey since October J Is 74 75 Inches, with the largest water content, 11.7$ Inches, In a record of eleven years, covering ths same period of time The reservoir n January SI ootaiidt4.fJ9 at refect, as compared with 672 acre-fee- t year ago on the si me date. "IMPS painless prices, nitrous oxld given. All work Open evenings. Sunday to 2 p. m. Examination free. Dr. R. EL Ramsey Silt LzkCH Leading Deo tut 113 South Main. South Main. 2674 WASHINGTON. Feb. 12. E. N. Hurley of Chicago, former chairman of the shipping board, testified today before a bouse committee investigating shipping board operations, that ha had been told by ClemenoauAt the. Paris peace conference that the appointment of Charles M. Schwab as director general of the emergency fleet corporation had frightened the Germans, heartened the, French and enthused the British. Describing Mr. Schwab' as the "foremost capteln of Industry In the country," Mr. Hurley said be had been Instrumental In getting Mr. Schwab .to serve, because he realised that "satisfactory progress was not being made In the building of new yards and in tbs construction of ' J wooden ships. Reviewing the board's work generally during the war, Mr. Hurley said mistakes had been made, but that the board was able to turn out ships in great enough numbers to help turn the tide at the most critical period of the war. Mr. Hurley dented he had promised wooden shipyard owners sufficient contracts for three turns on their ways, regardless of an early .termination of the - rt Unexpected cancellation of a order Just before the goods were ready for shipment compelled the GILLETTE factory to unload them at a sacrifice. Our opportunity to secure a limited quantity n was snapped up without delay large-expo- Discussing the placing of contracts Japan, for' teel ships, Mr. Hurley said the Increased expense was justified because the United States had to have ships In a hurry and the, Japanese yards were able to rush delivery. Mr. Hurley said he was optimistic as to the future of the lAmerlcan merchant marine. He decommended some changes in the LaFollette seaman's act, chiefly to prevent the desertion of crews. "Our ships do not operate at any considerable disadvantage," he said, adding that wages did not "differ much. Great Britain, he said, cannot produce ships "much cheaper than we can." 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POCA T EI.LO, Idaho, -- FOR HER VALENTINE Equip' Your Legion Post Adjutant Tenders Resignation Bbo-sho- School. with ships develops. Mr. Hurley declared. Asked whether any ship construction "held up" the government companies during the war, Mr. Hurley exclaimed: "They drove hard bargains, every one of them you would have done the same but they delivered ships." to The Tribune. BHOSllONF, Idaho. Feb. 1. The Health association gave an Interesting program at the high school auditorium Monday In the form of a pay bjr the school children. In which the "Imps' of Bore Throat, Mumps, Toothaohe, Measles, etc , Were brought before the After consulting si hool board for trial. the nurses and doctors, the board decided to drive these "Imps" from the They are identical savings. the Standard Gillettes offered regularly at $$.00. Silver plated and packed In leather covered, plush-line- d box. At $2.63 this is an opportunity that calls for QUICK ACTION. No more at this low price after special lot is sold. $Jk. (Copyright. Painless methods, " s. I1ie-S,.ve- " Appointment as Emergency Fleet Director Called the Master Stroke of War. - Idaho, Feb. 12 Edward T Barber, editor of the hhoshnne Journal, received word 'Thuredav mornlns of the death of hi mother, Mr Jane Berwee due ber. t Morin, Ken. Her to the Inntmltle of age, aha being In her h elghty-nttyeur. d.-t- -- ! |
