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Show TB)g "SALT" LAKE TlriBUKE,' FRIDAY HORXTXG, ' JTTXE '25," 1920' jgljcjM mnn of Illinois and John W. Week Henry Cabot Lodge of al;r gribanf.j and Issued rrfrj Moraine by " Lake Trltnmo Publl.hlng Com poor. " - TERMS CV BLBSCKlITIONi a monUi. .... .... .1 .n 11117 and Sunday, . bally and Ruud , on pear . l.M Trlbun. on year ill Tribune la oo aal In exery Important city t.H totted State. Header my aecerula in any city by telephoning thta offlco af fr'bunn Ini nember of iho AMocUtod V Tho Associated PreM la axclnalvelJ U i .1 to the dm for repubilcation of 1 ;iicUon credited to it or out olberwloo crod-Ua local eowa in titia pupor, and oloo ilahed herein, ill t Tribune la a aa ember of tho Audit Bnreao of imitation. Information concerning Tho Tribune cii cutaUon will bo aupplied by tbe Audit Bureau of Circulation, Venetian .bldg. Chicago. ine 8. ( . Beckwith Special Agency, aole eaat-ar- u adiertiaiug agent. World bldg.. New York Tribune bldg., Chicago; Boat lMpatcb bldg., Vt. Louia; Ford bldg., Xfelroit, illcta; Bryant Kanaaa City, Wo. Audrea business communications! Tho Trtl if. Halt Lake ( lty, Utah. Telephona Wasatch 690. When you fail to get your Tribuno talapbooo the city circulation department before 10 oclock a m. and a copy will be aent yiu by messenger, Bmertsd at the poatofflre at Halt Laka City aa aecond-clamatter. Colt THE UKRAINE. r Oae of these is feather bone ehieken or turkey feathers worked together and covered with cotton weave. Gutta percha has also been substituted, end finally steel has met the common want. Steel is so much cheaper than longing whalebone that the latter would have Human Progress Has Ended ' By Frederic J. A Line o Type or Two new to the Line, let the quip full' where they may TTasMn The Germans are easting es UPD lne Tast resources 01 UJmu-re- little chance in By B. L. T. competition., Yet none WASHINGTON, D. C., June 21. Ania, for which tbe Poles and Russians of these substitute is tbe equal In all lthough you may never have suspected the Explaining that fie la not fitted for It are contending. German experts have respects of whalebone, which has the fact, you are a finished and perfect prod- Mr. Cox of Ohio decline to play eeoont fiddle. that way in the orchestra, triple qualities of lightness,' elasticity uct of evolution. The next time you have too. Mr.It IsStock made a thorough survey of eastern will bear us out (he a cold or a bunion or a toothache, or may have been our and durability. Informant) that the for trade opportunities, end Messman entered the occupation of your mechanism Is otherwise on the blink, great majority of students who take up the violin to comfort if prefer study first violin re with discan, the you yourself, whalebone cutter in 1864, at the age carefully" edited statement of their flection that you are Nature's master- rather than second. coveries appears in the semiofficial of 15 years. The beuch at which he piece. Th person who croaked, as Chaucer began his career is still in the same All of which Is. a way of saying that, said, Mr. Elwell. might as well come out Vorwaerts' and in eay so. Nobody is particularly an it oocupiod 1864, and, indeod,. according to J. W. Gidley, paleontologist The statement says that In Ukralnla spot for many years prior to that time. The of the National museum, mans anatomy noyed. there are at present available the iin never had a telephone uud never has reached a stage where It will prob A Major Operation. mense surplus of tho grain harvests of shop did its walls hear the dick of a type- ably never change any more-v-o- r at least Sir: Ol Doo Harkness performed an the good years of 1917, 1918 and 1919, not for about a million years. Neither in operation on hlsself writer. Those things were not neoTsee, he amounting to at least 10,000,000 tons body nor In mind has man made any was goln to Milwaukee to piay golf agin cssary for a business that was dying, Blue Mound next he bein' i of 'breadstuff, .all ready for export. .Monday, rael progress in that time. It Is only his member o' th' Upper Penlneuly" team. N To bo able to choose a Hudson or They couldnt culture the accumulated result of all ths Jus Ukrniwa is in a position to export explained Messman. then a feller comes sells and along have saved it. At one time twenty-fivefforts of many generations which really Loo a lotta instruments, n' he cut out also every year at least 300,000 to 600, Essex and obtain immediate delivery his trip. cutters were employed In the changes, and which LEOPAT. makes man appear to 000 tons of refined sugar of tho very is unique in the history of motor sales. The popular Idea that man is change. best quality; 1,000,000 liters of die place. Many who came to the Messman retires with a fortune. His evolving Is all wrong. Biologically speak muses Mme. X., looked upon Itconvention, In fact, it is possible only because of a a Ro tilled alcohol, also large quantities of holiday. Yes; and If you ask Mr, money was not made eutirely in tho lng, human progress egided a million man Hearst he will tell you that Hiram Johnthe extraordinary efforts put forth by tobacco, hops, valuable sugar beet ' whalebone business, but it had its root years ago. son was butchered to make that Roman Friday, Juae 25, 1920. seeds, flax, hemp, lubricating oil, skins, there. the Botterill organization when the According to theories of evolution. If holiday. The revenue ho received from other that trade was eggs, fowls, cattle and many an animal eats nothing but grass. Its invested in real teeth will In time be modified In freight congestion first threatened to widely A PRECEDENT BROKEN. Obviously He Never Drank One, products. shape so that tho man who survived so estate, be serious. In Sir: his last yarn, "Th Killer," on The country, continues the state that they are efficient for nibbling, his business need have no 4. Stewart Edward White A 'writer in the New York Tribune writes worry about but they will probably not be much good page meat, will soon be able to send annual- the wolf with calm deliberation, "favorite tipple at the door. for tearing flesh. In the same way, makes the interesting discovery that ly to western whisky toddy with sugar. Of oourse Several models of these cars of disEurope about 100,000 bird the subset Is now academia, but can you does use that In iot will' Its wings for the first time since its organiza- tons of manganese iron ore, 600,000 not for the of hlstorlo SAMUEL a C. few are fortunately in our showtinction preservation SHERRILL geologic ages lose all power of knowledge persuade him to explain what tion the Republican party has gone to tons of fino iron ore, salt, lumber, flight. But this principle holds good only a whisky toddy would be? without rooms now waiting for you to call for sugar tons of coal, 500,000 tons of The late iamuel O. Sherrill, whoso so far. When an animal has become spe- it would seem to poor but honest Kenthe United States senate for a presi 6,000,000 benzoin tuckians Mr. and that about 75,000 tons of mortal remains were coke, White wae Indulging Included among cialized and your demonstration. A glance at the coal tar. dential- - candidate. placed in the tomb as far as his adapted to his environment In tautological prodigality at space rates, structure will permit with- or has always practiced bone dry. closed cars some them are appealing was of that typo of citizen out endangering the balance necessary Jo work of nominating conventions wguld Among UkTainiae rich natural re- yesterday, PICADOR. who marked charm. deserve much that sources They arp of he their fellow man existence, possess which have not yet been usually stops changing and seem to bear out the statement that The chairman 6f the prohibition naIs supposed, loses power of deit finally, touched and are ask vehicles as favor and find enumerated for ideal little. tional Mr. Is committee Sherrill was family graphite, naph Inquisitive to know it had come to be a sort of political whether the nominees favor an alcoholic velopment. tha, iodine successful glimmer, bromine, asphalt, his in and business business beprofessional men' Tnere Is a difference of opinion as to content beyond one-haaffairs, among tradition that no senator could be the and amber. of one per cent. There are many others Of course they do, but will be too endowed they man whether with ing both has mental reached the point where to say o. And' too polite to re capacity making calls. Republican standard bearer in a pros! which have been developed only to an he is best Hdapted to his surroundings, or polite and moral worth. Competent in ply that they favor Increasing the brain cery dential fight. Three former senators insigniiicant Theso include content degree. of such inquisitors from a respect and always thoroughly reliable, whether he will continue to evolute. Mr. to a tablespoonful. The closed car has every advantage Gidley gavg that mans present mechanand one senator elect have been sue fluoride of calcium, marl, clay and his coudsel was sought with and icspc-similar ical Is of reproducts. the open model for summer He arrangement his permanent. services were ever in demand. cossful candidates for nomination, but Smalt Town Catastrophe. Mr. futes the mans that suggestion By intimation, the Vorwaerts sug- Sherrill was Jawbone For bad weather their comfort Herald-Aing. the d (From S. MiUbank, D., essentially modest; lm nev- will every senator actually in office has gests that tills and his teeth drop out bevance.) wonderfully rich land er thrust himself forward, yet he never cause shrink features place them in a class apart. he eats more soft foods and does Little Pete Salslee knife was too failed to win this coveted honor at is open to exploitation by the Germans. failed in any tax placed upon his It Call or when conas and a not sharp chew so vigorously as his caveman telephone to arrange for a slipped, tiiye the hands of national Republican consequence he has a cut finger. The his money or hig energies. Ho was an ancestors. demonstration. Man knows enough about, SIX-IIOU- R was wound dressed and bound and NONSENSE. ventions. enthusiastic and earnest member of the chemistry to understand wjiat kind of will not prove serious. foods are Elks to and a in necessaryleader insure one. is all the beneficent an interesting The recital health, and Even though the American FederaMr. Hoover finds the Republican platthere is little prospect of his Jaw disap form But. for that matter. John C. Fremont, the first Republican tion of Labor appears to look upon it activities of that organization. lie will pearing on a balanced progressive. Mr. 'be long and ration. Balfour reports that the League of missed sorely by all who Nations Is a going concern. OUR TOES ARE SAFE. r nominee, had been elected to the sen with favor, a is knew him working day and valued at its true worth Nor does Mr. Gidley think we need ate as a Free Boiler from California. too obviously impracticable to be dis- his stalwart manhood. If Ones Face Were Only Ae Tough As worry over tha prophecy that our deWindow Glata He was out of office when the nation- cussed scendants heads very seriously. The economie will be all brain not Sir: On the way over, our outfit hung IT ALL DEPENDS. al convention nominated him in Phila- obstacles alone put it around Camp Merritt, for several days, Tha suburban night was being made by present Indications. beyond the pale At the time, We have been further warned by some awaiting sa.llng orders. hideous by the howling of a dog whose of consideration.. barracks were being constructed and delphia in 1856. soul was lonely, and the strolling police men of science that our toes, all except painted with all possible haste. The In the convention of I860, 'William On this point the Philadelphia Inofficer paused to speak to the citizen the b'g one. are atready useless from painting process was impressive, yet simmeans of mechanical By ple. lack pressure, of H. Seward, senator from New York, quirer says: exercise, and that eventually they ho, standing at his gate, was evidently green paint was forced through a huge wl:l grow shorter and He was was the leading candidate. dlsapear altogether, sprayer, and, with windows closed, evThere may come a day when such listening to the canine wails. llke the horse's square Inch of barracks received er' toes. "Awful This racket. the officer observed. beaten by Lincoln, who had served a a diminished scale of production .will attention. Windows meant noth-n- g "Fierce! tbe citizen agreed. fear, too, Mr. Gidley regards as groundIn the life of the civilian In charge. "Want to make a complaint?'' the of- less. for while the muscles bo but the conditions under feasible, houso in term the of representaof the shorter A detail, comprising men from the outfit, single seiiouslv. which men live will have to be changed ficer suggested was formed, and our duty was a full Why er not until I am sure, tives from 1847 to 1849 but was the digits sre not particularly flexible In restoration of the useful purpose of the before that time. At pres-n- t cltlxen responded. modern shoes, yet we do use them In windows. materially Painters tools were not an "Sure of what? practicing law in Springfield at the Statues balancing of old Greek gods army Issue, but safety razor blades were. increased, not diminished, producthe "Why, whether that Is my dog or and time he was nominated.Senator Si- tion is an imperative need. Nothing .Brown ah'etes show that thev poised them- And when we had finished we took the b. If it la my doK- - on, well, we question by writing The Tribune inforAnswers to Questions. to put up with a Ivw little annoy-anre- s selves on the Inside of the foot, a method blades with us, for such were our orders. hAve mation bureau. Frederio J, Haskln. dimon Cameron of Pennsylvania, and would more quickly mitigate the evils M. H. S. in this life, you know, but if it which rector. Washington, I). C. This offer apgave both the appearance an(l Increased ambassadors allowed plies strictly Browns, why. bv George, I don't pro- feel Are to information. (J. foreign Jacob Collamer of Vermont were also of which labor complains. The bureau we "Too couldn't have bai to Had had 'rig r( lightness this the the Greek Ideal life into pose have to made miserable by cannot give advice on legal, medical and my bring Intoxicating beverages ost and diminished a nuisance like that the outer toe of man might dehghtfullly cool weather for the con- country? E. R. T. .New York Eve financial voted for on the first and second bal- with an unscientific efficiency,of joined perssfed, matters. It does not to r marks Mr. Johnson. How taxa-iovention, system ntng Post. A. Diplomatic! representatives are alsettle domestic troubles, nor to attempt bv now- he almost atrophied, nrobably to many undertake degrees of frost does Iffram crave? lowed to bring wines and liquors Into exhaustive research lots. Lincoln was nominated by acon aro fundamental factors in the Write any subject. the Improvement of human posture. the United States as an act of interna- your question plainly and briefly. Give THE NAVVYS MISTAKE. clamation in 1864. Then came Grant, high cost of living. It developed that "Impromptu Speeches: tional courtesy. If such a change were taking place, and full name and address and Inclos two A clergyman was a geologist, and to How was too Make a Them. cents In stamps for return postage, AN. . light a few scientists Insist that it Is we would That tho valuo of the work is not a soldier, for two terms. lie had no carried his specimens about In a not volume to hold our sanctum door against aro sent direct to the Inquirer.) In Is mine the Where Q. replies competition he rware of It, so slowly does nature the wind, ai d so we gave It to J. U. H, rescue to o be measured by the length of the red handkerchief be held this year? R. E. W. such as navvies use opposition. Rutherford B. Hayes, who to In on its we floor the review. For progress place In Instance. A. is mine It national The took the horse FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS. championship working day perfectly true. All carry their dinners In. One day. as Eva a , twenty-fou- r a few mill, mi v eas to grow hoofs which have deposited "Have Faith In Massa- rescue and flrst-al- d won in 1876, had served four years in work will be decided years old. a maid chusetts." hings considered, an eight-hou- r Biow, wind, and crack your In Denver. of associations of employed In Jersey City, was locked up day he was going home with it full of speci- tie nee, led tor Meetings In eksl speed. As the lmrse wss tho house of representatives, but wa3 may bo better for production in the mens he saw a navvy at tho tap of a coal and metal miners will be held In last night In the West Thirtieth street nol bull for fighting, he had to he and police station, charged with grand larceny. connection with the competition well, using violent language because the A Model Institution. governor of Ohio when ho received the long ruu than a ten hour day. The windlass d refut-eon the tips of his prizes will be awarded ths winning teams. She is alleged Yo have stolen J160 worth to woik.. of articles from a Sixth avenue departlias worker to a recrerest and right said the parson, "do vou reet readv to escape when ar, My friend, (From the P!rz. Minn., Journal ) nomination. At Cincinnati that year ment store. armored In all there pe n operating room, Q What Is the price of platinum? ation in any case. Hut clearly the in know Batan'.' or d'nosaur a The explanation she gax-- was that she megatherium rame lumberseven private rooms, a ward room of E. F. No." replied the man, "but I'll ask James O. Blaine led the field. lie was tcn.-ii- e saw a sign tn the store whtch read: be cannot on him 1116 an in process A. Platinum If you go Into almost anv three the entire accommomy mate. Bill," he cried, "do .you know ing prolonged giving brings about 7 then a representative, but shortly after indefinitely. There must bo a please take small packages home. ten patients. There will also ounce. Th price fluctuates. big museum, vou can see he bafies of dations New York Times. point Satan be a spacious comepnon No! came room. iroin the botthe time s .font at different stages the close of the convention was chosen at which the shorter day means less- tom of the well.the answer f WhV" Q. Is there a Valley, Forge Historical Geologists have ,,, "Well theres a bloke up hr re wet's los ,) ve T. U. E. In a new Independthe society senator to succeed Lot M. Merrill, who ened production. Furthermore, the hones of horses that lived enceLethallns acsouiLIe la dinner." Mr. London got A. There is such a society with headclarions Hearst. All ftAO 4 right, v (? worier himself suffers condithe ' 'phftjip Jinrvfs by Viliam, lets go. How about a bellT quarters at Valiev Forge. Pa. 1. ..J '7f of resigned to become secretary of the tions which he creates. For ( Toe ptvf fn,,r fopq VeP want one, vou know And If Its LUCKY HILLS he, too, is TW no a' It is believed theV must cracker so tnui h tho tetter. treasury. Senators Oliver P. Morton a consumer and needs his own Did Edgar Rice Burroughs, who fn-He Q. was very affable and r ffive Tb-e- e mi;i(o veers Inter wuh ;s product wrote the Tarzan stories, ever work for on v three and the m.ldd'e of Indiana and Roscoe ConkJing of ju-- as much as his neighbor does. opinions, was this young l.iigllshnun. but 'Isr't Seven Cents Worth. Sears. P.oebuck & Co.? L. M. H. rj in f h time large an,l was bom In Chicago i But it may be suggested that there that was about all he we- - fr. wit.i To New Yorkwrere prominent candidates sir. Tn Milwaukee fare on tho street In A Mr. Burroughs hoof vVle he hones of the 1873, and was a department manager th man who had earned his h.,a to tho tne on pqrh 5'1f h cars uT, and Its worth It. If you until in 1876, Morton getting 125 votes on uro moral obstacles as well to a Jk Co. from 1206 to wish a transfer the con. must know at of Scars, Roebuck the ground station he ,hU given one they did i"l What erm-standard. Perhaps the workers countryside you intend to alight, also In 1908. the first ballot and Conklin g 99. VAN A WEAK ANIMAL. whole penny. direi winch are tion you going. The mans Rwana ha In 1880 Grant was put forward for ought to bo able to employ: Q. What will remove marks on a varNotwithstanding the forlorn look on the the agement B ggs to announce that a quesof their time in other than gain mans face, he still continued to i hat In horao can now run as fast 1npned. tionnaire is being prepared askingtable top, made by hot dishes?-M- . fhlrtv-fwa third terrn and Blaine, then in the as l nished an manner. K. Are or male 2. easy female? you How ful rnies but long as ail while man a matter hour, hi of at occupations; hia was chief "I shall never forget." he continued, swtftt have vou been so? 3. When did you leave A. To remove such spots, moisten a senate, John opponent, soft cloth with camphorated oil and rub splendor of the scenery when I was cun make nnlv about twpntv. Man Is not America? Etc. J. F B Sherman, then secretary of the treas- fact few of them can do so without In heSwitzerland. a This usuallv suffices. was It If not. an animal. briskly. education to specialized It has demoralization. Work hen is not an pointed evil held 'balance the Senof see use a few drops spirits of camphor, bethe sun rise, tipping the hale 7, hie out tn his confus'on that a flea can ury, Is tho plank antileague? power. said Mr " is it hills ,a and Jump to to with not use to shirk careful It to the is miss hurt Root gold good; ator George F. Edmunds of Vermont enough To which weYnight ing Its height, whereas a man reply enigmatically. "Ahl Interrupted the man who had FlUl t'mes cryptically. "Only for those who are varnish. and William Windom of Minnesota the fullest human development The tolled with n his bag. "Them Mb's was needs pole to go onlv twice his six opposed to the league. were also candidates. The prizo went habit of industry is essential to the luckier than me, werent they?" Hous- feet Tn proportion to Ms size, man has Q. Will a hors hair develop Into a ton Poet. snake if put In water? E. R. welfare alike of the r- t individual and of A Really Valid to James A. Garfield of Ohio, Shein mu-- h lifting power ns an ant; ), Objection. A. This Is a fallacy and probably Is Fir: A young friend of mine rsnont walk so fof ns a flv. H has md rmans floor manager, then 'a represen- the nation. It was not by seeing how WANTED TO GO SLOW. opines due to the fact that there Is a horse hair that he is against the "davllght saving hours they could work that the snake or worm which Is extremely In th dark Pke the oat. Tbe parents of little Tommy were Earned to r tative in congress and senator-elec- t for for few the In appearance to a horse hair. following, to me. very good Du men of an earlier day made America struggling nobly to Induce the 's hiokv for man that h's nnos-t-.-- plan, H reason that he says the term beginning March 4, 1881. has been In youngster the Of Mt'ing on th did not oonoentratp on heating th to ha, front is. what sbe the letter repeat Now with A." PFasa tell me the way the state of porch Q. In 1SS4, Blaine, who had been reTommy m.-and now he nt tree athletics or the horse at his ghl Is pronounced. boy steadfastly refused to pronounce trie fir..t r, so long before it gets dark has to Illinois moved as secretary of state by PresiA. "Illinois Is pronounced either with racing T f thev had we should letter of the alphabet, and, afii-- many A DEAD L. P. TRADE. P. nr the sounded "s silent. dent Arthur, defeated the latter. be much fictlmr advJti'M than vain efforts, the father retired from the fod-- v right. In Blaine held no office at the time. John o. were Mr Is Luxemburg still an Independent Q. In New York City, at No. 161 Dhane fight discouraged. Mother, howiv.r. con - the animals we m'ght have emulated Al in IP ppc and Mibs Hazel lni Vm-'Is s tlnued Its and poff and who who E. took the little one on i,,.r iHp S U. had returned to the senruler? progr, Sherman, supposed to ' e due to of embarking on th conventional country, A. s'ands an old structure which, and pleaded with him very earnestly. r Is an Independent grand of tnammonv, hs brain, and the fact ti,., ate, and Senator George F. Edmunds, street, tnee took the air duchv Luxemburg bv France, Belgium and bounded wont "Tommy, loam you why sav to -I for It vou bo developed two band and two feet on a diagram ) Germany. The present ruler Is the Grand John A. Logan and Joseph I. Hawlev until a few days ago, housed a trade A? she asked. of one or tbe other. Duchess Charlotte "Because, mother," expMln-- d Tnimm The oldes were also aspirants. which now no longer exists. For more lot of Just as soon as I say A daddv will want o'ows to ancient man so far d'seoxert-No Chanoe. John Shermau, still in the senate, than a century tho whalebone indus- me to say BY Harpers Q. Where are the largest springs Sir: ('arv ;ou form fonw sort of so Magazine are part of a skull, a thigh bone and two f U. O. world for th- - pieventhn of the use of was the leading contender at the Chiteeth The were found in Java. and. clety A. Probably the Fontaine de e HIS MODEST REQUEST. the pronunciations try flourished there. In recent years Perculator, "cupoio In cago convention of 1888. Other senasouthern France la the larges Judging by the t rut urn of sol! in which and In gnat distress. Mr. Goodsole Well, what do you want? In one the and Malad world, near Kprlnga torial candidates were William B. Alli- the little house, once a residence, baa M C. A. G. be to Bonny the Burn I wanna know kin I they were lying, geologists derided that the Snake River canyon. Idaho, the largson of Iowa, John J. Ingalls of Kan- been herfimed in on all sides by great harry a red lantern offn vou? find I the man lived BPO.ono years ago. pitheest In the United States. A Madison reader reports the rotta sleep In the street tonight an Ill sas and Joseph R. Hawley of Coi warehouses and office buildings. It lafta warn the traffic to drive aroun im- canthropus, as the scientists called tbe from ail xnm In English lit : following "Martd Q. How was Benjamin Franklins kite of T.IUI ) Shan ter who lost her tail From the Columbia Stale. antique Javanese, was a fully developed horse neclicut. The nomination went to was as In her flight" experiment conducted? L. Y. though the encroaching giants man. though with rather feaA. In experimenting with electricity Benjamin Harrison, whose squeezed the very life out of tbe old OE THANKFUL. In the atmosphere with his kite. Benjaterm bad expired on March 4, Ex.iistona T. I'. Is out for a min Franklin The .Taianese man a d of half When mP'on walk used a kite made of Poor the in and so doing also crushed the with baby, you ls7, silk and tetter human race. There Is. at the eras ng in i rne-modern compared bigger an In of lu 1892 Harrison was renominated. place which was top there a free crooning song. we ot v oil mu ".uih lust few breaths of life out of the Be thankful fe,.r, of the wa; it animal Junk whoe kt ami be d letons wire. To the end of the youre not In Gieenland? His two leading opponents been dug up and class fed were whah'bonc business. twne next to the hand he tied a silk Sx cm over again Where the nights are elx month long mih'nn ira-- e ago. p, the are of reptiles ribbon and where the silk and twine Blaine, who had as " The Buaue street Exchange. ur lied he armored dinosaur, which to because it is dean, closed Joined, fastened the key. The kite was state three days before the eoitvir its doors with the enterprise most peor.le Is th- - xmhol of prehistoric soms change of climate, this a raised A thunderstorm, during and when TUNE THAT TAKES TURNS. retirement prehistoric of But even times man th came Is down dnosaur from h's trees He waa the clouds came over the kite, the wire tion met, and William McKinlcv, and awon-derful- ly as til age of the world goes Dr vonng Walcurious, and so he p eked at things and brought the electric fire from (barge Messman, at the age of 70 A favorite sons career Is brief them and cott of the Smithsonian Institution .esti- examined snd explored. If he bv luck is slighted. representative In congress and gover- 2 on rs. It is not to be understood, of with all tha twin became electhe kits - balanced Hia fellowmen well That good old tune. "Hall to th Chief,'' mates that animal fe started on" the crude as they were, profited to some exnor of Ohio. trified. When tha rain wet the kite it ea-t- h 41,14(1,000 vears ago. Somewhere tent by the researches course, that whalebone will no longer Has not been copvr-'ghteconducted of the his food for a growing child. electricity freely so that early lnvea- -' It Four years later, McKinley, then in be between thn and the very recent From the Washington Star. s tlgators Gradually intelllgencs streamed out from the key. ued, or that it will lack demand; gentleman man got bis start. grunts and squeals were organised grew, private life, won easily. Two senators, but tho business of Into kpeech. and In the course of a million FATHER PITHECANTHROPUS. OF COURSE preparing the prodOlder folks like it, too. mfLrmalad" et Its name? William B. Allison of Iowa and Mat- uct or so. the superior creature of for the purposes to which it was Rc- ence P UOWa11J Is still looking for the ances-- t years was 'Airy Awklns Oust over) Onr is it that evolved. thew S. Quay of Pennsylvanm, ran A. The word comes from the the sky Is so much clearer In New York u of Pithecanthropus, but tt Is This i the storv of man aa pieced to-- g formerly widely put can be said to than marmelada. meaning a Quince BUTTERKRUST hit Is In Lunnor? against him. McKinley was renomi- have cea.-e- d BAKING CO. her from tbe bonce that science has Jam. Th modern conserve miss ng link between man with the retirement of Hawk Oh. we have skyscrapers W king for is not necesNight and the nated in 1900 by acclamation. Tlmo hunts dug it tip made some from quinces, as the name hopes In New York. Gargoyle. sarily ai d the modern monkey, because day s to find. It is to most scientists th too America dore Roosevelt was nominated in FH'-suggest a, being often a Jam of oranges ' do not think man Is descended only plausible The demand for prepared whalebone theory, though there are apricota, greengage plums or grapes TODAY. without opposition. In 1908 William in v ears la often misquoted on still some people who hold out that seefrom Darwin ape. gone by was extremely brisk is believing and that when Crabshaw Did the new girl ask for a tills II- - Taft of Ohio and Robert M. (Any reader can get the answer to any point. What Darwin said was that ing they sea th animal that man descended from La and tbe business was a thriving one. In night off? they rfnn and evolved apes from a common will put more faith In evolution. Mrs Crabshaw No. She asked which Follette of Wisconsin were voted for addition to its general use in the man- night ws hoped she might stay at home ancestor. Some scientist hold that there Meanwhile, if man haa no Immediate but but ran perfunctorily. ufacture of corsets and its employment Life. were probably a number of early animals prospect of growing a third leg or a second La Fpllette was again a candidate in of hair, he is said to be changINFANTS INVALIDS which branched off from the unknown ing crop hats, it was used for many other In PAINFUL MEETING. way. Professor Gidley in 1912, 1913 and 1920. Senator Ala ancestor and that any one of says thatanother Bill The largest single item in Just happened to run into an old ape-ukthe la purposes. for the races tendency them have Into a might developed of the earth to blend as civilization bert C. Cummins was an aspirant in downtown." ASK FOR demand for whalebone wae for friend or batng, but that anmehow all superiPhU "Was ha glad to see you?" except spreads. Ths Bushmen snd Tgorots may 1912 and 1916. The man failed to make In tha next few aeona develop Into deBut you dont need whips Bill "Ton bet not. I whips. smashed his selves, or became thetha most of themspecialized beings sirable mates for races now far In adwhole right fender." Cornell Widow, , fight split tbe party in 1912. It was for automobiles, of the Jungle. vance of them In civilization, and finally sorrowfully rereunited in 1916 by the nomination-o- f Mr. In the far-othat tn the course of the next million Gld'ey explains marked Messman. Original 6UITING HIM. yaars It man was time not the hukv Is Charles E. Hughes. In that we giant Official at Heralda college "You'll possible that all tha races' of year the However, it wasnt tbe automobile want a but smaller creature, that be thethought Avoid Imagine, earth be may Into a coat one comof arms. merged sir. courseof senators voted for, besides La Follette flat llvel In trees and used hia hands to cling posite type. It is an exciting Imitations New Knight "Coat! Tut m put an end to the whalebone busi-nc-thought for bv. and hts voice for vague chatteringa. and Cummins, were Lawrence Y. KtreT- until we reflect none of us will he aa4 Substitutes. Now there are many substitutes. the 'ole suit' I can afford tt:" London Then (or Home unknown reason, possibly here to aee the that world citizen of A Passing Show. R because tho forests disappeared through 1.001,920. 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