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Show Ray Cromley "I Wouldn't Exactly Call It a Perfect Fit! Foreign Markets Jf tiie Agriculture Department would think mo$ daringly abeut increasing ewrts and less bureaucraticaDy about crop controls, the United States would be better off- - and the Unhed States balance of pay. menta problem .less serious, . Studies of foreim markets indicate that in the next decade the United States farmer should be able to steadily increase-hi- s on a wide front That is, he will be able Jo do this tf his competitive positions is no destroyed by government re- : strictions, world shortages of food and other agricultural products are going to get worse in the late 1960s and early 1970s.1 , , Your Duty in United Fund Drive With a goal of $183,654 to aid health and service' agencies the :IMted. Fund cam- -, paigu for Utah C dunt y wu launched Friday. '. The big community financial third annual for Utah push Couny was kicked off amid fanfare and deep sincerity at a luncheon attended by 300 or bo people from many walka of life. Great urgency was expressed concerning., the n e e d for the d money, ana coniiaence was in the willingness and the ability of the people in this area to contribute; the funds to help their, fellow men. .7,7 .J' - . These --observations were some of the dominantsnes made by Er- -. speakers which included Dr.Jede-noff, nest L. Wilkinson, George Robert Q. Strong, John Van that will stand forever as a ument to unity in a great-caus- e. 17 charitable,1 ' - vV " : ' "' 1 . mon- ... " .'... mai-cate- -- -- 1 -- Waeoner.iAnd - Jlax JJUiott, JaJt - '.. .campaign chairman: -- In a society such as ours there must be an organized program for raising funds for charitable purposes and dispensing it foirli and eff i?Ant.lv according to ... . administration. J-i J!! J.. I livery inaiviauai nas - to Contribute his T i fair share. Don't ' Hold Your Breath Maybe-B- ut Out where the air is so clean it's a pleasure to breathe, a clinit 4he cal research psychologist University of Oregon is asking people to hold their breath He believes it may enable them .' to quit smoking. . Dr. Hayden L. Mees tried out his idea on a group of cigarette smokers who wanted to quit, but apparently : couldn't as long ... as - they, were -- breathings AncL- - it 'seemed to work. , One woman who had smoked 30 cigarettes a day for 20 years it ; adds up toj219,000 cigarettes gn.it entirely. So, did, four others. " And still others cut their smoking : " by more than half. Each war The' system simple. smoker was asked to hold his or her breath as long as he or she could every time he or she felt like smoking. lady, In the case of the this meant she was holding her breath a good part of the time and obviously holding it good like - a breath-holdshould. Dr. Mees jKhole encouraged by ' the results of the tests, was not extravagant in his claims. '. The experiment, he said, was too restricted to be statistically P ; . - y . az-ing- ly - fund-raisin- its efforts. -- is Alreayrt96Tmpaign start. As a prelude off to a great employees to the actual kick-of- f, of . many firms already have pledged 100 per cent participa- tion. In the last few year ' need has been felt to some howdistinguishtetweenthe are Jypes of booksaswhich a piece of conceived only good example. Wheth- - This Is a er you demonstrate your support deduction, or through some other manner, now is the time to saleable merchandise ; ana those which are undertaken for some artistic purpose. " wai The term coined recently to describe the first type of boot put United Fund "over the top" and do it with a display of enthusiasm, gusto, and punctuality "non-book- - e lacydopoedlt I.in by SrtHmlce By. j'nwB - 'fersri- it was that said there , t was little or no business opportunity left for the "small man" was as Shriver puts it, but will be a refreshing, enjoyable experience for people in Utah County and elsewhere to shop herer It o wnmgHea-wiwgrto ideate here and deter existing businesses from plenty of opportunity for the man who has some imagiaaton and faltia- closing their door permanently. tive. Take the case of Hasting Smith It's a fact that-wh- en a business of Springville, who is associated with closes, the loss of tax revenue to the ' the Wright Planning Mill city-ma- kes it pretty hard to operate I am told that Mr. Smith is quite an efficient city government. And if an outdoor enthusiast and because of ;. too many business firms close their doors, the city dads have to look elseit, learned there was an opportunity ' for manufacturing a new and better where for tax money. available. than was And too hot with Today, product many places to look the Wright Planning Mill produces fcr money, I'm afraid they would cast their eyes in our drection. I don't know that product. The product? Oars! how you feel about it, but I feel like That's right, boat oars. It seems that boaters on the Colorado r?e got enough taxes to pay now. River of which there are thousand- sI believe mat's on- - good reason for needed stronger, more durable oars for refurbishing downtown Provo. There are their boats than was suMheOy9nthmof-4Ahatw-M- manufaoturers. So Hasting Smith went I still think it's a good fnove. 'I nope vto work and designed and constructed an Biey aon t stop mere. ed ftiday-l'nitflindnrftJtall1 boaters on the Colorado. camCounty launched their '6ft-'Today, I understand they have a very paign drive "with a goal of $183,654. The money raised will be used busy work schedule trying to fill orders for these oars, which only proves mere ONLY in support of 17 Utah County is still ere-a- onoortunitv for the rtian who agencies. Donating to United Fund i1 -- is a sure Steks JtrJJniJinlv has it rrovAH a busi. way to help ourselves ness opportun: for Mr. Smith and Com-v- ., , help ourselves in our own voluntary pany, it" has given Utah County another health, welfare and recreation. ser- ' vices. :: industry. TT " I hope you'll give to United Fund . ' And on the humorous side of that . this year. It will give yoa a nice, 7 warm feeling inside. .7 ';"y,--' story, someone made the remark, "that business is probably the only , ,1 read about a . sure way to stay licensed oar house in the state." young.: You live honestly,- eat sensibly, sleep well, work hard, worship regularly I believe the formal approval by the and lie about your age. 0tyCommissionon plans to establish "a'speciaPimprovement district for the Having a teenage son, I can vouch improvement of downtown Provo was for the following statement.- - "You can n a good move. It is the first giant-ste- p fact, you always, tell , a, " ' of a step that was mucJL needed.may need to," several Not only will improvjng tlie business district be a "shot in the arm"-- as Ed Have a nice day( (J ; -- 'Zi-- r Paging the Witch oif,Gdridbr i " 7 whenever the Pilgrim Fathers needed a little entertainment on a cold afternoon they could a witch. Since . alwajTi ; burn g sprang up apin in the days of the late Senator Joe McCarthy, it has been carriwi on as a major sport by the House JSommittee on UnAmerican Activities. , It has uncovered very few Commun- - 1st witches, but it has blasted and reputations, of a -- the lives great many loyal i menxand women rfho didn't agreewim it. Just recently they put on a circus in Washington, D.C., which proved to be of great propaganda value to the world, and gave Hie American Nazi party a fine opportunity to strut its stuff as ihe only true patriots. They have elicited the fact that there may be some five thousand people here actively opposing the war in Viet Nam, but the astute propagandists in Moscowandekinf have built up the number to millions of Americans who oppose the war, and are only kept under control by terroristic methods As always, if they catch one witch they allow a thousand burglars to ply their trade in comfort and security. ' -I thought that Africans were getting more civilized than we are here, but it seems they are not A young Negro university student in London is accused of murdering a twenty-year-oNegro woman because she was a witch, and his defense is that she killed herself by witchcraft. She was, he claimed, able to exude all sorts of nox- . iousIrepulesncLinsadta . from . her skin at will, and weave spider's webs 'to trap and kill - people'. -t . There Is hotting "soT'strange about that "either'. I have known quite a few people who were abl to produce noxious insects from their own skin only we called them tramps or . witch-huntin- t Quotes In The News Com-muni- st v""- - agricultural products. Per capita food production 36-moved- etween-4951and 7 Stanley Faulkner, who unsuc-- . cessfully defended three GIs had refused to go to Viet Nam: .. "I "fully expect to gain V reversal of these convictions. "- -r WASHINGTON Sen. HEver. ,.M. Dirksen, opposing the 1966 civil rights bill onr the Senate floor: "Ner no.-- a- thousand - times -- ett - :r7 Z m-T- WASHINGTON -P- BY JAMES residential O. BERRY mm tz J 1 I I 1 1 tators spread my clothes out till I was numb with the cold. The only result was that I got ants in my pants as well as lice, and the lice multiplied as though they were witches themselves. --77 When Margaret Sanger started her campaign for birth con- trot some" ;fifty" year sago" there person who didn't damn her as a yitoh. Jheypersecutedher,. -- and threwher : in jail and no doubt would have burned her at the -- stake- had they dared.-Mr- s. Sanger died the "other day at the ripe age of 83, but she lived long enough to be hailed as - a heroine - by - thoughtful people all over the world who see as the cavse of most of the world's misery. e i9i . . . And ; "". in keeping "with Of Flag On Holidays ' Editor Herald: .1 wonder why, Provo City did , not see fit to display the Ameri- can flags: on Labor Day (last Monday). Many of our citizens fought, bled, and . some died for America. The flag is a symbol of our country and what it stands for, and it should be displayed at every opportunity. Is Provo. City going to make Hf not- - displayingthe flags on legal holidays? There are two legal holidays in November (Veterans Day the eleventh and Thanksgiving the and I, for one, twenty-fourthsurely hope the flags are displayed on those days. . Very truly yours,. . - . Dwight Shakespeare 361 E. 400 S. w ma, k V V - company policy, when we manu-- r -'- : .,, lactunTel new line of cJothlnj - - , . 'l Elsie Hix Told Of - temple Jtory 1 se E. Partridge ;oo N.. TOUGH ASSIGNMENTS- - PALM SPRINGS. (UPI) -i-A Calif. broke down on opening day. at Palm brings High School with the ' following results: boys . were assigned- - r - watchful eye. -- - the-lette- Editor Herald": Regarding Brigham Young and the foundation of the Salt Lake City Temple, Elsie Hix in "Strange - as it Seems" (Sunday, Sept. 4th) didn't teli the half of it. The reason for that nine year mistake is even more interesting than the. fact that it was made under Young's Rufc-Loui- Letters from readers are invited. They should be as concise as possible, with a limit of 350 -- words:- Letters - longer thin t hid must be cut Type write if possible, double spaced. Letters must carry writer's true name and address. Pseudonyms, are not permitted. The Herald assumes no responsibility for statements" in the Mailbag column. The ' Herald reserves the right to reject or edit letters which are too long, not 10 good taste or potentially Letters which deaf . libelous. - with church doctrinal subjects or contain statements derogatory to any religion or creed will be rejected. , .:.,. - Only Part proposal for ending the war in Viet Nam. " His plan, you may recall, was to bomb the Viet Cong with bad luck symbols, the theory being that preying on their superstitions would cause them te surrender. Or something. Nothing much came of the proposal and at last report the fighting was still in progress. Which suggests that perhaps a new approach is needed. If so, I recommend for study and evaluation a letter recently received -- by a U.S. senator from a group of students who refused to give their right names. Drop Beer Cans They conceived the idea of Viet Nam peace combining efforts with Lady Bird John' son's beautification program. In short, to collect the empty beer .cans that littler the countryside " and drop them on the enmy. Begmnmgwim me jormuia for uniform particle motion in one dimension and proceeding into certain parametric equations, the students mathematically calculated the military potential of beer cans. The figures showed that in theory . '.'a beer can dropped from 25,000 feet . . . would have a devastating effect on heads, bodies, limbs and other extraneous articles which it might contact. "This theory was tested at" some expense and time by dropping such projectiles from a third story window," added. "The findings proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that considerable damage may be caused to parked cars, bicycles and sundry assorted." Help Toward Talks The students suggested that a beer can bombardment would help force the aggressors to the conference table. The . senator ' to whom the letter was addressed commended the proposal but, as senators usually do, injected some 'amendments. '"Surely our, bombers have the caDacitv to ca'rrv junk cars as well as beer cans," he wrote. "And even a massive drop of gum wrappers .and used picnic tables while -- ) is a history of affections. FORUM RULES Posters-- - . -- Urges Display A thought for the day American novelist Washington - "' ....... Editor's Mailbog th . .teen-agerI- . By DICK WEST WASHINGTON It (UPI) was more than seven months ago that Rep. Craig Hoshier, R. Calif., brought forth his novel" p.-- spec-wh- in They'd Cause Cong Despair en" fvery time J passed , an ant nm ana. mere Demg no o nnnulatian .... wasTTiardiya right adviser Walt Rostow,' commenting on the talks between President Johnson and Burma's chief of state Gen. Ne Win: . "The outstanding result was that the President and the chairman - got tor know one another well." BERRY'S WORLD -- 1 Those Political He-ha- bit . - The Lighter Side ; J?" m world creases, world agricultural production will have to triple-withithe next 34 years to barely make possible a ."modest" diet for everyone. During The" past five years there have been sharp increases . 1 rwpcpnt tallow. oi . times."i:,z: ' . u ay ait is wiujr growing worldwide needs for United States food and other of beans, grain sorghums, barley, hides and skins and J ' - creases," es at a shearing -'- didn't'" get a single louse, while . Like one time corral I took in an old, one-'wasLloadedjrithjhenw It sim-armed sheepherder for .the night Tv ply had to be sorcery. because it was raining and he occasion' a friend Ohanofcer had no other shelter. Within a and I were with a flock of jshow week I was as lousy as the well-- ' sheep at a county fair, and we known pet coon. There was with our charges in the slept sorcery involved, too, for with sheds reserved for the live- : my usual calm logic I made which had also served stock, the campro ver sleep in the as a resting place for bums middle. When my lice developed ever since the last fair. I was we were far up in the mounon a slow freight headed for.a tains, and all my spare clothes remote corner of northwestern were in the commissary a hunwith : a carload of dred miles distant, and I didn't Wyoming when again I rams purebred get a change for a week. . But ' discovered that I bad been bethat campmover! Though he in the witched. Now slept next to the tramp he caboose of a traveling train is freight not a convenient place to take a bath. I did well to keep my unwelcome guests in the seams of my clothing instead of let- " ting them crawl out on my collar and getting me booted off the train. I had to endure . them until I got back to CheyBy United Press International enne and a clothing store and --A Radio-HanTOKYO . a hotel. .broadcast, monitored in Tokyo: A certain .amount of supei;- -, "It is the United States, and none other, .who is the stition goes with witchcraft There is one I would like to - aggressor The U.Sr Govern i . r t tiB1C any-t- o ment has no right whatsoever m bec9me aLs be" demand the Vietnamese onf 1 as- - 11 w &it tf mtch 33 to such and such accept people c!othes on an ant" P"e conditions for the withdrawal of wtchree ants will the U.S. aggressor army from stroy the lice. Don't you be- Viet Nam." lieve it. On that trip to the j,. By FRANK C. ROBERTSON Witchcraft used to be common among bur' ancestors, and t k and our prices are competitive the American farmer will get 1. -- 1 U I Uni . irt inn uiubcj a , targe - miuji ddlermportsOojC: jrfcorn Mr. Koberuoa . Last sharply, If the United States is alert nIT5J2ilF2- rviTZ.SpeF East, 3 per cent in Africa and That 3.9 per cent in Latin America. agricultural products. island country alone took 14 per Experts estimate that If prescent of all. United States agrient population and agricultural cultural exports in 1965, comtrends continue there will be pared with the 23 percent takfamines. of serious proportions en by the. entire European : in India, Pakistan and Red Common Market.' Oiina early in the next decade with equally serious shortages .'Japan too', more cotton, wheat and rice last year than, In Indonesia, Iran, Egypt and the' European .Communityand Turkey a. few years later. exceeded all individual coun-triThese reports indicate that at ''L ZZm . THE CHOPPING BLOCK , ld Whoever - popuiauon in a nost of countries is srowjng" faster man their ablUfyToTncrease food '""""Z -.rr production. Take Japan as an outstand-- ; ing example. . -, imports rise 2ff per cent, high. grade tobacco imports double, dairy product Imports move up ' ;-;- door"-polic- Ha'-1 . saparriri . ' . -- im Japan's total vfheat imports will jump a third, feed grain imports almost triple, cotton . eign market for United States . United Fund in Utah County is administered by a group of key officers "and large board of directors who donate freely of their 'SOlid. Which to the layman sounds as time and services besides making if the doctor may be telling us their own contributions. , The organization maintains that this thing looks like it will and is willwork, all right, but just don't hold an "open breath. welcome organization to your any ing as a beneficiary which can estab- lish the .worthiness of its cause and show fiscal respohsibiKty in eluding financial records on fund distribution policies. ' United Fund has proved am successful in its three years ' in Utah County. It has proved auccessful not only in consolidating numerous small and large drives, but in its g ability to rally the' people, behind leg predict: Forecasts of Japatfs-eeonoic growth indicate that the country is L a position to increase import's of basic American agricultural crops over-al-l by 3 per cent, a year. 30-a-d- ay er J..t uui; - ia United Sates exports to Jaoilpan of soybeans and other seeds, wheat, rice, feed grains, .fruit and nontallow, tobacco, ' fat dry mitt. Detailed studies of Japan's future needs by Japanese economists indicate that mis should be only the beginning. " Japan's totfl beef imports from aS countries are expected to more than quadruple, tween 1955 and 1975. ...... Irthat same period, the stud- - " . need. . The United Fund answers that purpose "well and does the " job at minimum outlay for costs'-an- d I-- U.S. Opportunity SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 1965 Today's Editorials it . computer perhapsnot ' doing jnuch physi- - cal damage would certainly be a depressant on enemy morale.' physical education clas"Or-hoabout a shower of ses, and all girls to boys' PE . old political posters? Of frayed classes. ' magazines rounded up , from -- : Beginning students in Spadentists' offices? Imagine the nish were assigned, to. fourth-yea-r we could generate by despair classes and advanced having 100,000 North Vietnastudents to Spanish I. mese turn. to page 100 of the One boy was - programmed , Saturday Evening Post only to into 14 classes. :' ',. find that the story continuation has already been torn out." The opmions - end 'stateI'm convinced these mea- ments expressed by Herald sures would be more effective than -- Hosmer's evil omen columnists are their owe but as a humanitarian and do not necessarily re. project, flect the views of this oe I hope the Pentagon will reject them. They are much too ls' . ' barbaric 1 i. ....' f . |