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Show KERRY DRAKE TFLLYOU WHAT, SEN OR: TO PAY FOR THE STEALINT JUANITO.WEEL SHINE VOUR SHOES EVER C THE RA55EO REFUGEE V iC -- NOW FOR A LEISURELY, Sj 1 CS-f- A FEW MINUTES THEjfPS WEfe FAT LAST JsffffA.A CUSTOM EG ? YfEEK..ANPZBOUGHT THIS.' WHrCHAANYPAY v-- JUANITO. el ) HfPE ..FOR FREE.'.. TOU WHERE? fte Why IATEI?, DRAKE DOES NOT HFAR TWO IN 5RAN15H. WAITERS 0USILY SPEAKlN H 1 1 QUIET PINNER: JUST G- 7TT SO MUCH FOR 'THECASEOF AT THE PORTO UNDO BEACH HOTEL BUT FOkGcT THE FINE ANDIOLA , T By ALFRED T SUNDAYj; EPTEMBpR 9, 19g2 - en Were Taxes First Started? S WjTTrn i. By A. LEOKUM 3r Win the Britannica Junior usually as high as they could possibly bear. It was the duty of the underprivileged classes --4 slaves, vassals, peasants,: colonists, and to support conquered peoples the ruling classes. With the exception' of certain taxes in ancient Egypt and Rome there Were never any direct taxes on income or wealth. The average person simply had to pay a tax for practically everything he did 15- - votume encyclopedia for school and home. Send your questions, nane, age, address to "Tell Me Wlky!" care of this paper. In case of iduplicate questions, the author will decide the winner. Today's CONCH SHELL. r1 winner is: Patricia Parman, 'if: . Nashville 11, Team. THE STORY OF MARTHA WAYNE "" " ; 1. ri A if A i vy U WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY WHY HE SAID; A50"1" "hmaam'aud Iuh'-hlWaw- H NO, WHAT WD HE REALLY 'CAY? IS MY HEART BfeTTfcK OK WORSE? j j d, f A : , SCRUGGS By WILSON t " ' c THE DOCTOR SAID WHAT HE .ALWAYS SAYS... THAT YOU COliLD BE HELPED BY A VERY EXPENSIVE "flWH b " OPERATIOW. SO SAID mm '7rfoi, you did TqHM, 1 m i M J 1 events in history took place; as a result of the people's protest against paying oppressive taxes imposed on them by their rulers. The Magna Carta,! and the French arid American revolutions both were related in part to the desire to establish a fair and representa- tive system of taxation In England, an income tax was established for the first time in In the United Sti tes;"the j I'.' ; obtained federal "government ,. '..; uniy m recent times nas a new most of its revenue from taxes on idea of taxation arisen- - This idea customs, liquor, tobacco and the is that taxes are1 paid with jj the sale of land until about the time consent o the people, their repre- of World War I, At this time and sentatives decide and impose the later, the government adopteid an taxes in order to support the gov- estate tax, developed a tax on the ernments It jLs, a hsign of people income of corporations and indigovexfning themselves that they viduals, and established many decide on what taxes to pay and other taxes. pay them willingly, (though of In the United States, each state course no onel is very happy about also has its own taxes such as f on gasoline, retail sales, motor paying taxes). Some of the most important vehicles, and income taxes. is an expression that and taxes are always with "teath usl" In one way or another, people-have been paying taxes since ancient times. But there is a very difference between bi the "tkxes" of ancient times and the tayes we pay today. In ancient times, people paid a tac on things they consumed, aqd they had to pay t a tax, or duly, on articles in foreign trade. These taxes were levied by the rulers on the people, and were There or-used- FUN TIME i 1798. . The Chuckle Box Bill: jl heard that you and Tom my ran into each other on your bikes.; '.' He was knocked ) I" Joe: And how! speechless and my front wheel was knocked spokeless! j ' Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that your wife's mind is! com pletely gone. Husband: I'm not surprised. ' She's been giving me a piece of it every 'day for . AVHY years. WE SAY IT ' H fnOPfillkn I ; - 20 li s' S : j 1 Jacoby On Bridge ; . THE BERRYS 192. FwU LicfirtM. AH nrttt rmrtM few. LISTEN TO THIS, DEAR If- - U.S. - CLEARANCE. AND PLUMBING CODES r- r WERE FOUND' i-- SPEAKING OF SLUM . M ONE BUILDING ALONE,,,, MORE THAN lOO VIOLATIONS OF BUILDING, ELECTRICAL n r WORKSHOP NEEDS A THOROUGH GOING OYER r Written for Newspaper Enterprise Assn. Italy started the third session of the championship match trail- by 32 International Match points. It did not take the team an yKJ1" ' NORTH A J5 4 Llljlife IIIIIIIRT WEST 4k A K Q 10 8 MARY WORTH f aA-J-n- oT I MJ5SED YOU I DINNER, PRI5CILLA- -. !. WORTHf) AND) ILL, AR5. BU5YJ , ..JU$T HI5T0RY" 50. 1 1 I SUPPOSE I COULD BE JUSTLY CHARGED WITH INDULGING IN AN ACT OF -- V EAST A97 84 AK4 865 I 4 ' QJ972 A972 SOUTH I I A D) 6 32 VJ6 5107 63 2 I. . x. j East and . West vulnerablej South West North East K mmm rass rass i 3 z Pass 4 Pass Pass Pass Pass A Opening lead drop the spade jack, but it was there unguarded and ready for him.; 6 other table America At! the r t , i AQ9 10 8 3 QJ104 VK5 By KEN ALLEN THI5 5CRAPB0OK- -1 5TARTED KEEPING IT WHEN PAMELA AND I WERE CHILDREN! IT WA5 TO BE A RECORD OF TWO LIFETIMES LIVED AS ONE BUT TODAY LISTENING TO PAM- -I REALIZED IT HAD NtVEK. BttN A TRUE AND HONEST long to start coming - back. The bidding in the box took sat West place when Belladonna ' Averelli East. and Belladonna's .one diamond opening was inaaccordance with the. Roman system as was Aver-elli- 's response of two diamonds. Belladonna's jump to three spades showed at least five cards in that suit and a very big hand, with at least three diamonds. I don't think that Avarelli wou d have leaped to six diamonds had Italy been in front, but his team was trailing and he decided to try for a swing. He got the swing all right. North knew that Avarejli was shooting right at him. He had to lead something and 'he put the ace of hearts on the table. but the damage had been dohe. West 1 took dummy's ace and ran off the rest of the' tricks with diamonds, spades and the king of hearts. Of course, had to By OSWALD JACOBY i a j Comeback Staged by Italian Team By KARL GURBERT bid and made a prosaic game to hold their loss on the hand to 13i IMPs. 1 ,. ' T - -- Pass Pass Pass 1 4 Pass Pass Pass 1 3 4 5 T You. South, hold: 4K2 Win the Britannica World Atlas pr Yearbook of Events. Send your riddles, jokes to: Riddles, Jokes, "Tell Me. Why!" Today's winner is Ilona Kardos, 11, Richmond, Va. -- K32 4AK87 AQ94 What do you do? p. A Bid five This should five a complete picture of your hand. Three hearts, four diamonds and good clubs. Let your partner place the slam. no-trum- TODAY'S QUESTION You open the bidding with one diamond holding: 4A2 A32 AKQ1075 Q2 Your partner responds on heart. What is your rebid? Answer Monday Wil-lathought for the day novAmerican the Faulkner, ' elist, said: "I believe that man will, not v merely endure: He will A m prevail." Aldous thought for the day British the novelist, said: Huxley, "There is no substitute for1 tajent. Industry and all the virtues are A uflui I B 0 ONE MORE SHOT, unru i riLtceo 9 . TiiDviCf3.Avmnk.ic HAVE 'TO PUT MY 5H0W TOGETHER FOR TONIGHT, A MORE QUESTION -- . ffl tXJ EVER GET YwHO KNOWS REQUESTS ? SUCH AS PLAYING A SONG FOR AVAO-- IE? ;, rs I &WIWiG AW7Wfi MAN?1 ... ALLj iv - lHTWMSBM5CPJDlCTDM7He YEAR'' ROPER IjS HIS; .NAME I'MSUPROSsD TOWAJT FOR HlMJiEES IN HIS CAR LETTERS- -; CAN'T CHECK 'EM LOT? SAUNDER AND OVERGARD T By DICK BROOKS THAT'DBETHE SRECN JO0-- ON r Jl r rl -- -- -- rue? T. pun r TUC J AND WHAT IP AMERICAN I CVCK7- ttmHUtlO BODVTO LOOK JUST LIKE BUT HER HAIR. IS STILL NOT 1 AND THE EVES OFOUC LITTLE MOUNTAIN WILD, LUCE THE AMERICANS FLOWEC, EVEN THEV HAVE CMANQfeWf CHE BRAIDS GONE. 9 .mmrm 8 r mmmdl mi mm "IT T1H V i COMBO ACTING FUNNY W By DICK CAVALLI gONTkKQftTS PSS(SS' VcBRE& ONB Y OHr5 VlTHlN THIS IS BUILT KNOWLEDGE. Than is possessed eR?B5ION feV AMY tHATiL NEVSeAAAkS MV LIT MILLION MEM VtshouSbE' J KfiroSfiroF) 7 Sm5BeD WHAT'S BUGGING YOU TODAY THERE'S A GUY ROLLO, THE RICH KID ? WHO'S GOT PO SON IVY HAY FEVER---BE- E SUNBURNS- - EVERYTHING I-f- i . HE SURE ha U S. Oi YOU THINK I'M KIND. "si - : By AL VERMEER 1 ON THE CONTRARY IT? SAY YOU'Ri U JUST RIGHT r'i. I FOR A T m.t PAINT set?: r L BOY.' VvHAT 3 IT? HAS I tr sne. V ) ffSSKSS,KSgUSJ SiSStairT.'J ; j "YOLL, POLITIClANSrAl " ' paint f POR DOb4'T SET SOMETH IMS; rf 1S?LE5N IS "ZS I SQ WEVE SELECTED ' ,rS HOOMIUATINTHEtJ &SiESOr j A you STING UOGlCAl.,AWRIGHT-YlTVILLMA- KE Jwpw . By ERNIE BUSHMILLER AWI WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT PT tJ PRISCILLA'S POP NANCY By AL CAPP . 1 S LIKE HER VISITORS' ROW1 Iil'L ABNER r HANGD05?. ? X I a MORTY MEEKLE r ONLY LIETZLi COULD NEVER LOOK LIKE "EVERY- - WA-M- EVERYBODY ELSE - fPAL) PILTZ II' of no avail." THE JACKSON TWINS STEVE ROPER Where Answer to yesterday's Are You?: Monaco. l. Q The bidding has been: SoutH East West North 2N.T.v If you( buy a "bargain" .without knowing what you're getting, people say you're buying .'"a pig in a poke." This expression goes back to the days when people would try .to cheat by selling a cat in a closed bag and say there was a pig in it. ."Poke" was- - the word for sack or bag. It's betters to look before you buy! Al naM. ALLEY BUGS BUNNY OOP ON TH' D0L1BU?X WELL, I mUT? IPN'T GEE YOU n SETTIN' ANY RECORD HER HIGHNESS DIDMT S SAY ANYTHING ABOUT - GEmisfi MUVIN- ON riE TH' DOUBLE., i --WHAT SHE SAIP WAS, AM'NOW.HAVINS OBEYED HER Ali tTUUTE "SUMMON TH JWIZER TELL HIM TO GET HERE ON TH OOUBLE UN0UOTE.' X EXPLICITLY, AWAIT MY REWARD. J I-V- S t YOUR 1 ) OF COURSE- .V By HAMBLIN DUNMO HCW A teUYCAM EXPECTED TO MOVE ON-TVOUEUtz WMEM HE'S GOT BANGED UP FDOTI M'- EE a. r MEMS! IT f v ffl:fttt DAN'L HALE Scout bf the Old Frontier TWENJ MTV-FIV- K SOTH' BOSS WAMTO SOMEONE KILT HOW MUCH IN IT FERME. 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