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Its eyes are two big brown balls on either side of the head. Each eye is made up of ; . IK' ll 1 I THE BERRYS fueu.K-rttotf- ic PETER, THE GARBAGE AND TRASH GO OUT TODAY E3 .... f I'LL DO IT r; OPEN THE (a RIGHT NOW 1 POP..,. HOW JEEPERS, aii u r ar ixiiimjvu1 uum rvon j ji jar JACKIE, rrO' . (OKAY, RASA C : i i I- HflRACEi-WH- 5TAFF MEMBER ARL- -v THE GOOD EN REPUTE OF THE UNIVER- - j ? :" Written for Newspaper Enterprise Assn. Take a look at the West hand and the bidding only. Now, what Jj By KEN ALIEN YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,- 1 lAr PLEASE I HAVE A CLASS, 50RRY, MY DEARt I REFUSE TO PRESUME ON MY RANK OR MY I WAITING: 4 a nTT -- FRIENDSHIP'.. . MY HURTSrSLAVES.THE S BUT WILL MUST I I I IX 'further ffcTX I K. MV VJ02 JI03 Q8 SOUTH ' VA87643 4 A954 'North and South vulnerable South West North East Pass Pass 1A IV Pass 3V 2 Pass 4N.T. Pass Pass 4V Pass 6V Pass! 5 Pass' Pass Opening lead? BAWTS" 10 WHINING STOP TO THE BAR a2 many times the figure . I W 1 1 m .1 1 (V a f mfiPK t W 1 OUR' OVMJU V FOR THE NBKT SIX MONTHS. o Set I - : h ' TodaV" In I " History I .! 1" day of the year with 266 " 99th more in 1961. . The moon is approaching Its new phase. The morning stars are Jupiter i t and Saturn. The' evening stars is Marsi .On this, day in history: In 1833, the townspeople of Pe terborough, N.H., founded the first public library in the nation, In 1939, 75,000 persons crowded around the Lincoln Memorial ;in Washington, D.C. to hear Marian Anderson sing after she was re- iv COME TO , j fused permission to perform in Constitution Hall by the DAR be-cause she was a Negro. . L YOU! MYOFT-1C-E COME MOKfPAV? 4 I SAIP YES WEU-- BE THERE THANK YCU III itS f VEKY MlJnj rwmmm ' afill n J a I monSlBi i sin liiMllal iV WELL.. BACkl TO THE OLD SALTMINES. appears Win the Britannief World AUas or Yearbook of Events. Send your riddles, jokes to: Riddles. Jokes, "Tell Me Why!'. Today's winner is: i'; Jerome Brunnerl 14, Cross were the ace of clubs there would Plains, Wis. be two quick club tricks. If it were some other ace then East might hold the queen of clubs. Finally, even if the club lead gave declarer a chance for an immediate finesse he might not take it. i So he opened the ten of clubs and South lost his contract and V the match. By United Press International Today is Sunday, April 9, the JLtJJIAIRT COUUP I a- y By DICK CAVALLI WELL, IT WAe QUITE A 6TEUGGLE BUT X DID IT IF WE'RE VERY CABEFUL A8CXJT 1 s bill.-Chance- By AL CAPO LTL ABNER iMORTYMEEKLE AMtRK.fl times. AN ALMOST COMICAL INCIDENT -- BUT IT WILL TOUCH-f- l OFF A SHOCKING SERIES OF EVENTS .1 OF on the dollar are 9 be he'll is Tbe?"answer wrong. Dan: Name five days of the . '1:t JAN I WAS V THE LATE Vs-- 5 "j WELLO...TWI5 15 JOMM MAC LAWYEE YCU AMP YOUK v JAN JACKSON MENTIONED. ,J Ah. XL. THE UNITED MAftS JACKSON TWINS m m 1 THE PUZZLE BOX , Most people have handled! a dollar bill many, many times.) Challenge your friend; to tell you how j 2. A8 THIS.K HORACE.'.. ABOUT BODYi BE MASTER OF THE AA9654 . FUN TIME The Chuckle Box Jack: What's a buccaneer? Jerry: I don't know. Jack: A good price for corn. ; EAST ' j . 8 AJ62 V5 8762 K10975 By SAUNDEB and WOGGON NAWNSEN5E, JULIE TUMMY J BALLET IS A DRIVER OF, driven indoors by a storm and they do bite. y It is the sticky "tongue" of the housefly however, as well as the bristly hairs oh its claws, feet, and body, which pick tip dangerous bacteria and spread them". This is what makes the housefly man and why it is a menace-to- . to suppress flies as important much as we can. . Ja STEVE ROPER THI5 IS MR. ROPER, CHILDREN, OF ,1 DON'T FEEL PROOF" MAGAZINE, WHO WILL TAKE SO GOOD PICTURES TODAY SO ALL OF YOU MUST BE CAREFUL TO MAKE NO MISTAKES bH F NOW" WE BEGIN . J P MR. KOLINKA, , AJ72 I'M - r contract? This hand came up toward the end of an important team match and the West player who made the correct lead won the match for his side. Each West player saw no reason to open the singleton trump. In spite of the bidding it was possible for East to hold three trumps to the queen and West could not afford to risk killing that potential trump tricky The bidding has been; How about a diamond lead? No West North East South one had bid diamonds, except as 1 Double Pass ass Blackwoodj but each West decidPass 2 pass 44 ed that South would be well prepas, j You, South, hold: pared for a lead of that suit. KJSZ A865 Hence the decision was between What?9865 do you do? the two black suits hi spite of the A, Bid six diamonds If yon faci that dummy had bid bothof feel like sraanblinf. Otherwise bid five diamonds. Do not consider them. The loser opened the deuce of pass. TODAY? QUESTION spades,. This gave South a chance to get rid of his losing club on a Again, your partner doubles a club and next hand passes. What spade honor and there was no do you bid with: further difficulty with the slam. ? VAQ65 4KJS2 86S The winner reasoned that his would hold Answer an ace. If it partner Monday ' WEST bKu)-- ; do you lead against the six heart By OSWALD JACOB Y Y' ll - FURTHER.MORE, NEITHER. OF U5 WANT5 TO SEE A BRILLIANT CAREER BLIGHTED BY UGLY C055IP THAT COULD FOLLOW KIRK WHEREVER HE GOES IN THE FUTURE: u;Jt!LT"ARE your, concern, .,'( T t 0 j 57 i' r I AKQ103 VKQ9 KQ MABY WORTH 5l2MfiJrKS5 i 1 Right Lead Good Bet NORTH (D) tiiUVlalMa1aBaiamvOTaVlfJtl' I DID YOU MEANT i ;, i Jdcoby On Bridge By CARL GURBERT . 141. ficU All rixftto iwm-- f . You've probably swatted files By WILSON SCRUGGS many times. Perhaps you thought AJWJ uke TO SERIOUS? YOU S PERFECT" winner is: Becky Moles, 10, Loraine, Ohio. Monday, gue" is really like an elephant's week without naming and to suck Is Thursday, Juices. Tuesday, used Friday. up trunk, it Joe: I can't, The reason you think the housefly Dan: Yesterday, today tomorbites before a storm is that it the next day, and the day row, is confused with sand flies or after. stable flies. These creatures are lenses. Each lens contributes one bit of the picture which the fly sees. These two big eyes are called the compound eyes. The fly also has on top of the head, looking straight up,r three simple eyes that can be seen only through a magnifying glass. By the way, the "feelers" or antennae, which a fly has are not used for feeling at all. They are used as organs of smell and can detect odors at a great distance. The legs of a fly are complicated structures.. Each leg is divided into five parts of which the last is the foot. The fly walks on tiptoe on two claws that are attached to the underpart of the foot. 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