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Instead, we're off to Slade's bachelor pad where Myia attempts to explain the rules of the "adventure." Four guys will bunk with Slade while taking Jo on a series of dates. At the end of round one, Jo will eliminate all but one who will then go on to compete with another group of men until we are down to a few finalists. The names don't really matter as the guys are there simply to provide the venues, a series of dream "dates" designed to woo the Jo. Meanwhile, Slade is having second thoughts about the whole thing. Will he undercut the competition to make himself look better? Will he and Jo wind up back together? Who cares. Although it is mildly interesting to watch the reality monster consume its own tail for a few minutes, I'd frankly rather spend an hour blotting my lip gloss. And I don't even wear lip gloss. |