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Show us LEHI FREE PRESS. LEIT1, UTAH ENTERPRISE WILD WAVES OUR COMIC SECTION 0 Events in the Lives of Little Mm D Miss Feai- My only fear for the fa ture Is from the fact that my fiance if Just a little younger than I am.' After Miss Frank Don't worry. you've been married s year he'll look old and careworn enough for anyone,' - Fond Father You say that you learned a lot about bees at school to layl Well, can you tell me what they fla ltn their honey? Bobby Sure, they sell It '' i r ' B.--s k, liS- : rnt ;. 5 He Oh, well, I guess there are as good fish In the sea as ever were OR CANOES caught She Yes, and there's much better bait than you to catch 'em with. e. DON'T MENTION IT 'lags ' M "You Appreciation " have some remarkable ' paint-lags- ." "Yes," replied Mrs. Comrox. v 1 deftf LLJ but to my eye some of them look good as new." 't y Jic " seont Retsoa "It says the man was shot wife at close range." 5 a i Inii Attn QriAabirtir nt tim eiimitmi' rincoedule is now In effect" alibi at ISA Huh?" dePartlng say your farewells gbrough the screen door. Don't hold later Mrs. B. Tom. If we were both young and single again would you want me to be your wife? Mr. B. Now, my dear, what's the use trying to start a quarrel Just as we have settled down to enjoy a quiet evening. I SECOND-NATUR- E f In 1 T inn KOSft THE FEATHERHEADS ULU FfcLFfcR 1 if f OtWne By 6 WctUm Nice 6i Under-Stateme- nt Kevipaptr Valoa r k HAP A TeUIMcr You VACATiotf JS"?SIS! WHY YOU HAV? 0 sO HARPING1 HEAVILY on The cost STRAW TriitJS To iMDEBTepZ V -- Jt y , Si I Securing a Job Manager Dress Goods Department" Yes, we are looking for a pretty, neat, d girl who wears I smile, has a friendly handshake and can weat her clothes well, Wot Modern Blond Applicant clothes? Abreast of the Period "Don't hear of any horse thieves and, cattle rustlers around Crimson Gulch," said the man who had returned after long absence. "No," replied Piute Tete. "The place has been progressln' right along witn other towns. Now we have to organize fellows that repaint automobiles and change the numbers on 'em." PICKED OFF TREES f V.n' Sing Blua Song (after singing before stage manager) Do you think I ca '. do anything with my voice? Stage Manager Well, It might comt In handy In case of fire! Young Lady cool and indifferent air Clara has. She acts as If she didn't know anybody was looking at her." "What a Vegetable Lover Let's leave here, Siat potato sees us every time I. start to Idss you. ill bit well-curve- (Copyrlfhr, W. K oVf en" laine by at "Then there must have been powder marks on the body." "Yes; that's why she shot him." WARNING j "Thft art dealer said they were old masters, Hqw's your jrarilen getting along?' very well. The ground is so in noi e mi wet "mt 1 made a mistake water cress." planting iwn ithleSf' i H Should Know Motorist I've had It a whole fear and I haven't paid a cent for repain or upkeep on my car since I bought It,' Friend Yes, so the man at the serT-Ic- e station tells me. Santa Fe Maga-rin- "Yes, she Inherits that Her fathei used to fry griddle cakes In the win dow of a restaurant" PIPE DOWN AS ADVERTISED iu p XAfc5EfcATjMS- - , OF OAJR BAM fcXAtSERATeP-BU- T STATEMCMT n 1 A0COiJM7i- - ILL. APMIT IT IS T Ti 1 r Bug Why are you so sad? Worm Who wouldn't tie sad if the best the future offered them was as Jecoration for a fish hook? the yvn . t "Good fishing around this summer hangout?" "Must be. The farmer feeds ua 1 mainly on salmon and sardines. . Anticipation "I'm happy and all that of course: old chap ; still I wish my wife wouldn't talk so much about her last husband. It worries me." "Forget it. Mine's always talking about her next one." , RING WORM TRICK Barber Your hair Is getting thin, sir. Customer Yes, I treated It for a month with anti-fathinking It was hair restorer. t, BACK TO Bug FINNEY OF THE FORCE Why do you go around In rings like that? : ID- - ? I W orm Why, years ago someone said T6e worm will turn." : J AMD -- i l ON OUTER STRETCH I THE SHED Juit Toned Them Aside Time Out By Ted O'LougKlin Oliver was sonal effects. ing scattered she Inquired : clothes when HOW, MY GOOD MEM, There Are THREE Just SAY IW or. Two To WAKJT COMCLUSION THIMG-- S i Among Hi Souvenir Friend You will soon forget her and be happy again. Jilted Suitor Oh, no, I shantl r?e bought too much for her on the Installment system ! Answers Magazine J A careless about his per- When mother saw clothabout on chair and floor "Who didn't bang up hit he went to bed?" muffled voice from under the blankets murmured, "Adam. y Too Recent Prof. Didn't I get my last haircut In this shop? Barber I think not sir. We'vl only been In business two yews. rai Tom (sighing) Oh, dear! hasn't proposed yet Marie Well, what can you exped iiuiu tnup wno never runs his auto over 20 miles an hour. . MIII.I Mary IrMm nl.ru linn ,n tmtmmmm lf iAnm lll.l, BMP. Mil A m ii it 'Lady, kin I cut your grass for a meal 7 I'm a first class lawn mower." "Go away. You look like an old J ., rake." DUMB BELLS THOSE CITY BOYS I ii I The commissioner was verv amnoep at the conduct of The mem purims-- his talk and i much BELIEVE" Yotl WERE ONE CF THE WORST OFFEWPERS T7 . 1. r . i i i iiiiiug miouiu ue a sieppinp Idlnl stone to something beter." "How do you account for the fac that engagements usually lead to mar 3 tinge?" 1 I Did Hand Truck Furmer Have you had anj f experience at gardening? ! Applicant Sure thing. I was a n CJtilwalter Id a city for ivhole monrh. Kansas City Star. li TALKED TOR TWO SO BAD WASN'T IT AND HOURS gaT LOOKING AT VouR WATCH W&S. I KKJOW HE VoU WHEH A CApTAISOR HELD IT UP To VoilR CBC WAS CJolNG -1 " 11 IT - yy a i roof-garde- "These summer boarders are hard to I Vase." 'What'b the matter now?" "They're kicking because I ain't got in. field of shredded wheat to show em." m j sia ll f-- m I rama mm EVEBY't 'A MEAL |
