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Show Tlie Daily Utah Chronicle - Page Eleven Tuesday, November 14, 1989 Cosmo IPIlFiOlEIM Still Missing . . - UNLV received 3Q of . - 65-frrst- -; place votes en.roiite'to.the top ranking in the first Associated Press Top 25 college basketball poll. LSU claimed the second slot, - while Syracuse, Michigan and Georgetown round out the top five. The balance of the first 10 was filled by Arizona, North Carolina, Illinois, Arkansas. and Duke. No VVAC teams were included in the top 25. In Monday night football . " action, the Houston Oilers defeated the Cincinnati Bengals 26-24. The manhunt for Cosmo enters Day Two today as U. students, faculty and staff begin to close the dragnet on the BYU pussy. As reported in yesterday's Chronicle, whoever finds the beast first and delivers it to the Chrony offices (240 Union Building) will be rewarded with two regular prime rib dinners from Diamond Lil's. No foolin'. According to our crackerjackj University Police Dept., the lonely cat was spotted late Monday night a fertilizing much of the finely 3o manicured lawns surrounding our fair campus. An attempt to apprehend the feline failed as Cosmo eluded the peace officers and scurried away. Time is ticking, so let's find this cat before he turns the U. campus into his own personal playground. STAFF AND WIRE SERVICE REPORTS Jazz cruise past Washington The Utah Jazz overcame some poor shooting to shut down the Washington Bullets 106-9- 3 Monday night at the Salt Palace. The Jazz shot a measly 20 of 58 from the floor in the first half. Fortunately, Washington countered with an equally first-ha- lf weakwithl9of48. "At the beginning of the game I rushed a lot of shots because I'm used to looking at us and seeing three or four guys, but this time 103-9- 3 there wasn't," Jazz forward Karl Malone said. "In the first half I sort of rushed some shots but in the .second half I didn't. It was amazing how many of those easy layups I missed." Malone led the Jazz with 33 points and 16 rebounds. John Stockton added 30 points and 16 assists. The Bullets were led by Ledell Eackles' 24 points. Jim Burton No short cuts taken at the Pie No short cuts taken at the Pie t: :r o o 5. o (0 c 5? Here kitty, kitty...(you In" fart.) Que 2: Meow, I'm hungry. But I just can't get to the grub.' - ; :': John Doe H Wn0 ' ' Stamp ftrarp ' I' ;; ; i I' I I I a a o t: yV 1969-198- 9 ST V 0) Here lies bioied a poor young man 7m0 Whose whole life went to waste I He ate cheap pizza made with burnt, cracker crust Not one good slice did he taste It's really a shame the poor guy had to go It's unfortunate that he had to die He spent his whole life without a single good slice This dude never ate at the Pie . I I I I I I I I 5 .8" :r o o 5. X c: i ; a a afb (o t: i'ikims'Miiumi o ummi I Groups or individuals are needed to deliver dinner and warm conversation on Nov. 23rd c Call Rob at a a 581-481- THE PIE PIZZERIA CO 1 LIFE '8 TOO T TO EAT CHEAP PIZZA I O Mi I 1320 EAST 200 SOUTH II' I IPucIls . c: 5? 5? 0) CD" O 582-019- 3 & ueyei 9!d Bnnp ttBn IFipMsay . o (DOWNSTAIRS) t:o cto for info. 5 5 (b unit sno uoqs on aid V uayei swo uoqs on CDnipaDimucBfl ffiumdl (DDnecEs aDtnuT , dhw AiPtfe saimdl IEraiiteiPitsiSimiMeimit SceitfiaDim |