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Show HELPER The JOURNAL (Utah) THURSDAY, PAGE TWO MAY TffTWTTTTTffTTTTTTTTTTTTTfTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTVTTTV l Notes of Interest from Neighboring 7, 1953 last year, our youthful livestock growers can expect premiums well abwe the current market price." said James A. Hooper, president of the Fat Stock Show. "The show always arouses interest among livestock buyers, commercial business :lKuses arid civic, organizations who are anxious to purchase quality livestock." The famed Junior Fat Stock Show formally opens Tuesday, June 2, 5:30 p.m. at the Stock Show Arena. Livestock will be received until 5:00 p.m. Tuesday evening, at 8:00 p.m. Newspaper Agency Corporation will sponsor! a star studded vaudeville show, featuring top musical and comedy, singing, dancing acts. Wednesday, June :s. will ie devoted to a uniform, showmanship and fitting contest and grading of cattle, hogs and lambs. An e exhibitors' banquet at the Hotel, with entertainment furnished by the Salt Lake Bids For Entries In Carbon Area Dates for the seventeenth annual Intermouintain Junior Fat et for Stock Show have been June 3 and 4 at the North Salt !Lake Stock Yards. Boys and KirH from the ratermountain region will be competing for thousands of dollars In premiums, although most emphasis will be placed upon "Grand Champion Youth." The premium list has been completed and U available from William D. Baclunan, secretary-treasureChamber of Commerce, Box 329. Salt Lake City 10, Utah. Mr. Bacjtmaa indicated that all entry blanks urtust be in his of. fice not later than Monday, May 23, 153. "Although pesemt livestock prices are lower than the general r, New-hous- is Club, Prescribe- Superior Service We Wbea k dearly loved one there i no lime to dicker a to which rug-giill rt wiO serve your need toe heat. Be aured of our integrity and ability to I cope with easrrgeoeie end efficient!;. rapidly BILL'S climax Wednes- day's activities. Thursday, June 4, will bring financial rewards to the youthful livestock growers. Auctions begin at 9:30 a.m., featuring two veteran auctioneers for the event. The well known auctioneers, Cal. Charles r:. Adams, Los Angeles, and col. W .H. Adams, jr.. Salt Lake City, will be on hand to add touches of humor and to keep prices moving upward. Merrill Parkin, show manager, North Salt Lake, indicated that ther has been evidences of great interest in this years Junior Fat Stock Show. "The general public. has learned to recognise and demand quality meat," said Mr. Parkin. "A good crowd will be present at the show to purchase high quality meat livestock at premium prices." newspaper survey discovered that Americans now spent nrott for cigarettes than for footwear, household appliances, turniture, or admission to movies and legitimate theaters. 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COOKIES SERVICE NEXT TO HELPER CITY MALL TTTTTfTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTVTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWTTTf ROBERTSON 11 All hands hold your Sombreros because this PM the HELPER BUGLE brings you bigger news than Christine jorgenson. Opening gun of the baseball season is next Sunday night when the Helper Merchants clobber the American Fork old fogies. Some people thirst after fame, some thirst at-ter money. But everybuddy thirsts after popcorn. And you can git U Sunday eve cuz the grand old game is with us again, old deb-b- il winter has finally hit the trail, it's summertime, and the living is easy, fish are jumpin and the baseballs are high. YOu' daddy's rich and the umps ain't lookin so be there early and glom Hadulovich rap that rock. You know me. I yam usually a Fearless Fagan who takes the bit in his teeth and jumps up and down. Hut regarding the Helper Merchants I is mugwump. A critter with his mug on one side of the fence and his wump on the other. I got friends who claim the mgr. is an over-pai- d bum and all the good green Velvet is being shoveled outta the village. Being a gregarious gent (means fat) I also got friends who (battle thm thick and thin, floods, taxes, apathy and deficits to bring this bit of entertainment to us her mits of the Himalayas. No matter how much you dis agree with this latter batch of horse hide zealots you gotta ad mit they put out 100 with the zing and the up and at em. The rest of us sit on our duffs and dese Joe's operate the days of travel up and down, '49, they hither and yon. They put the arm on them as has it to carry part of the load. They promoted pony Uttte League and introduced League, the greatest thing to hit this town since Maria Mascara. And they gotta solid pernt when they advocate the retention of smooth performers, when and where you find em. We tried local talent once and you could have fired a cannon into the stands any nite after the first game and not hit 2 duzeu fans. Our gentry will not go fer a loser therefore it follows if you got no crowds ffou fold up like an accordion. And if you fail to fill a franchise in the Industrial League you admit this- is the final outpost of civilization and should be content with Mitchell's Mummies. You will lay it on the line to see Zaranka ramble but how much will you pop to witness John Skerl git bit on the head by a fly ball which took a bad hop? Being a newcomer I is not in the know as to wot makes the mare go here in this lovely tassel of haciendas by the tracks. So in trying to be everything to everybuddy I end ttp being nothin to All I knows is wot I likes and I like baseball, a jerk la this sheet blasted our foist fcaseman the udder day hut I yam here to say wit my hare face hangin out dat he wuz all wet. Hiring garl Owen wuz the best move we has made since we bounced Ugs Wil son, who didn't have the utsgay to coach 3rd base, when the runners got cut down at the plate Ugh put the blast On the rookie traffic cop at the far turn. So a big Danke Schon for the Helper Merchants cuz thm them I git outta the hut occasionally. Any buddy what don't like baseball Is a Dummkopfe and tbet aiot no compliment Rube. Delicious doii Maria Mascara is blue cuz Lefty Floyd odne wandered out from our village, wonder if ole Lefty ever made police force? Used to drive me berfcrk as he plied me wit pleas that I broadcast his qualifications to become one of Helper's Finest. So I finally did and he sez lard that plug didn't cut no ice. I sez "Judas priest wrone arm, the only one who reads the paper is Edwardo a"d the only reason he duz is to feverishly check the latest Arthur Siimmerfield appointments. Who do you think I am, a JiK I wheel I sez. ain't no Nick Thomas I sez. If I had any drag do you think I'd be shoveling coal in thU hole like a mole? I sez. Lefty claimed multitudinous experience as a flat feet, 12 years In the Texas Rangers. 18 years with the FBI, 11 years with Scotland Yard, 19 years Northwest 14 Royal Mounted Red Coats, years OS3, 16 years with the French Surete, 21 years Secret Service and 15 years a a private eye in a sooper market. The guy must hare been older than a Giant Sequoia redwood tree. Magnificent Mrla Mascara liked him tbo cut of bis soft brown eyes. Besides he always paid his own way so they could snaggle in the dark seats of the ' Bonnie and munch jelly beans and pine nuts. Them love boids never did know wot fillum wuz playing. Lefty had amazing control on, the mound and I never see a guy hit 'JTe enemy bats so consistently. Like Dizzy Dean sez. "He wuz hoORin fer a spot to tie hisself to that lubber cuz they wuz undressin him with line drives." By the by. he has left town ain't he? The 1953 First Holy Communion at the St. Anthony church was a great success with 45 young boys and girls receiving their first Hl' Communion and among those 45 members, sevn of them were from Spring Glen. They were as follows: Winamae Medina, Lupi-t- a Sanchez. DeLores Toiich, Nucich, Roberta Tomsick, Ronnie Pinarelli, and Laurie cell. After mass they had break- GLJSN jo-An- ne Pur-jpja- I remember well the foist time Edith Tone saw a ball game. Her ole man wuz keeping score and Ugh Wilson momentarily cracked up and let bim swing for Bailey. Anton walloped that pea over the wall and triumphantly garden trotted around the sacks. As he touched home plate Edith rose up and se'eamed, "Run around agin Pops, they ain't got the ball back in yet." The Russians claim they invented baseball. Naturally. Every kid is born there with a third strike on him. a salesman stopped at umpire Ioie chalet yesterday Kosick's and tried to sell him an encyclopedia for his kid. "No sirree Bub" sez Looie, "He kin walk to skule jest like I done." In conclusion may we offer humble apologies to R.P., S.L. and Like Abe Lincoln we got malice toward none ard all Tiiim but raps is strictly I guess we jest ain't funny McGee. However I do got Hb Sonne im This is Herzen. Honest I do. kraut for "Sunshine in My Heart." I think. Nevertheless, i reckon I'll trade this typing machine for a catcher's mask befo I git a punch in the stoot. You is middle aged when yer ole lady sez pull in yer gut and youse already have. After seeing Ribs Elegante in the abbreviated scanties of a basketball suit I dunno where he gits the nickname. Befo long he'll look like me and that is the last stop brother. Next comes a job in the Barnum and Bailey side show. S year old Corky Strong tuk one look at me this AM and sez, "Hey what time duz the balloon go up?"' I sympathize with Willie Shakespeare who sez, "Oh that this too, too solid flesh wouldest rneK." n served to all the young boys and girls and they had a lovely cake which read, "Communion of 1953". Mr. and Mrs. Merlin Peterson, Mr. and Mrs. Gabriel Mangone fast and son were visitors at Utah. Hanks-vill- e. nome Improvement club met at the home of Mrs. Merlin Peter son last Thursday and they also to entertain their mothers this coming Thursday at the Pet Opinions differ on the weather Y.I u 1 . . . SOME LIKE IT HOT M? is;.i'i:S-- y A-P- . r ... . . . SOUS LIKE IT i : ..FEW CO ID ARE EVER SATISFIED but those who like good beer, agree that FISHER iV'tops.'For a truly satisfying beverage of moderation, ask for Fishef Beer. It is distinguished by its clean, crisp taste. THE 1NTERMOUNTAIN FAVORITE WHAT'S YOURS? A sociology professor at Ohio State U-- . who has studied the situation, says the average person has 2,000 hours a year to spend on hdbbies. 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