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FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT CALL: VAX-- D, ADVANCED SPINAL INSTITUTE 2 2V "fl at roles! scare the daylights into you, ugly statues of the Venus de Milo with clocks in their stomachs, "No Time for Sergeants," Time magazine, the the recent change to perpetually cheery recorded voice Saving Time on the time and temperature line, the usual gripes and confusion from those who have "A Clockwork Orange," VCR clocks that constantly blink "12:00," the trouble' with the concept. ' "We'll all be killed!" cry some, toxic community of Times Beach, Mo., Times Square, Cyndi Lauper claiming that there will be more traffic accidents due to a lost hour singing "Time After Time" and of sleep. "The chickens will lay grumpy people who won't give you the time of day. square eggs," explain others, or Time and the need to save it has "The cows will give sour milk," led to other beasts such as cellular since animals won't adjust any better. phones, reckless drivers, reckless Just because the clock has sprung drivers with cellular phones, fax forward an hour, sleep patterns, machines, parking meters, assembly lines, timed backups in computers feeding schedules, computer clocks and auto horns that honk the secand other ideas are bad as thrown off not a traffic light changes. ond it's though as it seems. Joe Caveman had it easy. He awakened when the sun came up, Changing time is like cutting an hunted when he felt like it, ate hour's worth of inches off the bottom of your blanket and sewing it when he was hungry and went to sleep when it was dark. He never up at the top. The day is still as it's just light- worried about deadlines, schedules long as it ever was er earlier in the morning. or missing a meeting. When Joe Jr. The idea of making summer days started measuring hours by pouring sand back and forth in his mother's longer was first suggested by Benjamin Franklin in 1784. It has since stoneware soup bowls, dad should Aribeen adopted by most states have given him a swift kick in the caboose. zona and Indiana are among the exand about 25 countries. ... The only good idea that time has ceptions Reasons for the extra daylight inis a time machine produced clude conserving fuel to allowing still only a novelist's and a moviemore time to play outside. maker's dream. But if there's a need to get rid of Granted, getting rid of time would probably cause confusion and a concept, why not get rid of time make people forget about things itself? The creation of measured microseconds has caused more troulike birthdays, holidays and when ble than was intended. they were supposed to get their We're now plagued with such odd hair fixed. But no matter when or how your time is saved, be it in the ideas as time clocks, time on our hand? tvriat matches shaped like daylight or with some Ineie's some idiotic cartoon character, time device, just remember never enough of it. management, alpr-- 1 rWki tfct i.sr owe to th" TOP Chief of Internal Information With 10:00 A.M. 2:00 M by Bill Orndorff Feonte Motors, UNTIL 12 o'clock and I don t know how to program It. " 'It stuck on Commentary P.M. join oo flpiu 20th based-on-tim- e . SIGN UP FOR FREE PRIZE GIVEAWAYS! COUNTRY KRGO U 107.8 WITH mW3&$m DAVID I nHI?- jtOn Wg&M B-S- - A.c-.vV- IS. CAN " rLg ' .1 "a o iOUR a ub bo o - - INTEREST? im d ' t HAlKiOatfc." 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