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Show OUTDOORS 'Old geezers, ' kids DDeed And dress? Geezers can wear anything they darn the order of some overalls and a flannel shirt. In fact, overalls are practically a membership badge among geezers. Those and a slouch hat. But whatever he wants to wear is OK, cause he's the only one passing judgment. by Maj. Rocky Raab Hilltop Times staff writer And, of course, a geezer does pretty much whatever he wants, too. When I grow up, I want to be a geezer. Sit on the porch and tell lies to all the neighborYou know. As in, "He's sure a crusty old geezer." hood kids? Sure, that's what geezers are for. Think about it for a minute. Does anybody tell a Take a passel of young'uns fishin'? Same thing. Mess around in the vegetable garden for a while, geezer how to act? How to dress? What to do? or take the dog out for a quail or two if he wants? Nobody. fea of is Well, maybe geezette (which, course, a Why not? Life is just one long weekend for a geezer. male geezer). Geezers are easy to feed and care for, too. But nobody else tells a geezer anything. At the Kids especially find it easy to get their neighborsame time, a geezer can, and does, tell everybody hood geezer started. A simple "Boy, it's hot (or cold) else how to do everything. these days" is enough to get a geezer going on a well please. Usually something on well-lived--in B13 Hilltop Times June 16, 198? "Why, I can remember..." binge that can last the rest of the day. Any broken bike or tangled fishing reel can grab a geezer's interest for hours (and can immeasurably broaden any kid's vocabulary as well). Practically nothing can capture a geezer like a new BB gun. Any kid who shows up with one will soon be off with his pet geezer to plink at twigs, rocks and stuff. A new fishing rod has the same effect: an immediate trip to the nearest waterhole. All in all, I can't say right now whether being a geezer or having one nearby is the better deal. If you're a geezer, having your own crowd of kids is great. If you're a kid, having a geezer of your very own is at least as great. Yep, I can hardly wait. So far, I'm only a junior geezer, but I'm already practicin' up for full membership. Learnin' myself to say "yep" and "Why, I remember..." And havbeard at all times. And breakin' in ing a three-da-y some overalls. See ya' on the porch. There's right, wrong way to release catch, study shows Most anglers know how to catch fish, but few know how to release them properly, according to Division of Wildlife Resources fisheries biologists, who conducted a hooking mortality study on the Green River before new fishing regulations took effect. The study showed that an alarming percentage of trout released by anglers, especially bait fishermen, later died because of injury or stress. The new fishing rules implemented at the Green allow only artificial lures and include a slot limit regulation. To help improve the fish's odds of surviving a catch, the DWR has produced a new brochure that shows anglers how to release fish caught on artificial flies or lures safely and without injury. Handle the fish gent without squeezing, and do not pull portunities, proper methods have become critically imon the lure when removing. The brochure, available at all DWR portant. offices and selected locations near speRivers like the Green, below Flamcial regulation trout waters, tells an- ing Gorge, the lower Provo and Blackglers how to play and handle fish to smith Fork became top trout waters after artificials-onlensure they survive. regulations, which catch and With more Utah waters converting encourage release, were to artificials only or restricted limits adopted. to maximize and diversify fishing op The Misrepresentation has become very common Fathers day savings you won't want to miss AFB advertising authorizations. 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