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Show February 2, 1973 HILL TOP TIMES Page 29 daily in the singles racquet-bal- l tournament at the base gym. Competition will end Feb. 12. XXX with Lew With am Karl Larson, civilian recreation director for Hill AFB is a nice guy. Such a nice guy that I have cola stains on my cowboy boots. Let me explain. that day a of weeks back when the couple base was dismissed in the midst of a blizzard? Well. I spent half that afternoon trudging through a Nordic landslide to pick up my Remember tickets for the world heavyweight championship telecast at the Salt Palace. Envisioning a long line of boxing buffs clamoring for ringside seats. I ran at a precarious pace, losing my balance three thudding times along the way. The ticket office, save for Mr. Larson, was empty upon my panting arrival. Could there have been a sellout? "Heck no," said Mr. Larson. "Who would come up here on a day like this?" Neck Stiffeners After thoughtfully advising me that the closest seats were affectionately known as the "nock stiffeners" (dispelling the rumor that his job is to con me into a case of whiplash). I settled-upo- mission tickets general ' ad- at a dollar pecially difficult to follow was that both gladiators were black and wore green trunks. "It would be nice to know who's who", my buddy remarked. "The Jamaican is sweating profusely from the forehead." I replied. Not willing to spend the next 15 minutes thinking of clever retorts, I decided to buy a couple of hot dogs at the refreshment stand. Little did I know that I would have to suffer through a dozen renditions of, Jumbo dorgs "Uh.... let's see - two hot dorgs ... no. make them jumbo . dorgs (I later found the difference to be the size of the wrapper), with ketchup and mustard and relish and onions and mustard. Then I'll have three cokes. One small, one large and the other the same. Oh - can I have one of them carryin' cases? Gee. thanks." With two people to go before my turn. I heard a muffled din coming from the soundtrack. This fight must be some humdinger. I remember thinking. Then, very faintly.... "Weighing 218 pounds, the George challenger. Foreman!" "Uh.... let's see - " discount. see "I don't Twenty minutes to think it any seat I on numbers stamped these. over, and this is what he I in Am comes up with! the balcony?" blurted. Rut I must admit the in"Just get there an hour ahead of time." he calmly cident was my fault. Just as he assured me. "If you Ye there was lifting his order off the when the doors are opened, counter. I briskly stepped forward, nudging him just you've got it made." in So. after putting a enough so that he spilled two drinks on the floor. I could good half hour hunting for in the lobby, my buddy have been a little more and I derided to camp outside patient. I suppose. the entrance to the grandFortunately. I reached ray stand. A man in an official Salt seat in time to catch the first Palace dinner jacket instantly knockdown. But hold on. popped his head out of the Karl... you didn't tell me it door, advising us that "it would end lefore I finished my should be a few minutes". jumbo dorg. After a time gap during SPOUTS MUKFS which, among other things, a Games are being played pregnant woman fainted, we staggered in. Picture flashed As the picture flashed on at approximately 7:30 . groans of discontent filled the arena as two unfamiliar figures filled the screen We were told that this was a preliminary to the main event, and that round 8 of a scheduled 15 was presently in progress. More groans. What made this fight es- - Practice sessions for the base volleyball team will resume weekdays at 4 p.m. on Feb. 5. XXX With each squad having one or two games remaining in the regular season, the base intramural basketball league shapes up like this: Maxi League - OOAMA, 14-1881 Comm.. 1550 1: 11-- OMS. 11-- 1550 HQ No. 2. 4: ABGp No. 1. 2849 No. 1, 2. 9-- 6 Hospital, A 10-- 4: 1550 HQ 8-- 7: 4-- 9. Mini League No. f 3: post-seaso- - 2849 RES. 4754 : y ABGp 8-- 7: ,xm0-- 7-- 8. tournament n will begin play on Feb. 12. It will be double elimination. with the top two teams from each league joining the two with the next best records to What do Olive Miller and Edna Felix have in common? - comprise the six playoff qualifiers. A Share XXX The Hotel Balderdash group will play a benefit basketball game against the coaches of tlement. Her da.iqhter, Edna Felix, lives across the con'inent in St. Petersburg, which entires Honda She is her to part of the $902,500,000 too. Part ol that settlement money also (joes to Cdna's two children-- who an; Comifesr. has awanl-iioad,1 lullnui dollais to all Alaskan Natives wlul are ol ,i't e;is! ()IK (iiailer i lives ovciy-whorNative Wood. Alaska- in Alaska, not just tliose h. sliare in this Many of Ihor.e II by S. U u- - hall-Nativ- , ! olifjible, hl-- e If is at anyone you know you Alaskan Indian Aleut least or Eskimo, contact the Alaska Native Enrollment i rt u ........ !ci t ru un UHlce lot how to quality. childi'Mi. may have adopti-- er one-quart- Alas.kan fTskimo. . settli-menl- never ev"n seer! Alaska Yet. every Alaskan Native who is at least one quarter Alaskan Indian, Aleut 01 ITskimo has a "hare Ohve Millet has liver) in Alaska all her life. Aller she married, she raised her Lskirno, family there As a she is enroll'".! for her share of the set tip-off- s. one-quarte- r r Al.ish.i N.ilivo Entailment Pouch MM 71 (Ai Anrhnr.uje 99:i'0 Al.-.sk- Handicapped children from Hill AFB are eligible for this trip. Tickets for the games may be purchased from any coach or boy who is presently a member of the Bantam Basketball league. ! In Nearly A Billion Dollars. Alaska Land Claunn Settlement Act passed Hill AFB Bantam Basketball League on Feb. 16 at 7:30 p.m. This action will be preceded by two league tilts with 5:30 An 8:30 and 6:30 p.m. 14 and 15 contest featuring wind will up the year old boys night's activities. These special charity games are part of a statewide program using all monies gained to send crippled children to a camp in Colorado for a two week summer I hr? I the vacation. J JP f This STEEL RADIAL has it all . "nu.1 r?!' Lease A VW at Roy Strong Motors i -- J n r , - t. J - r - - . i' - .- ''1 I .. .:,' ''., " J 5 'j''.'- - r y . . ,. Now you can lease your new VW at Planned Parenthood Children by choice. Not chance. ( nf Tt?. T f lM flY OGOEH Ph. 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