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Show PAGE SIX THE TIMES-NEW- Thursday. June 10, 1937 NEPHI. UTAH S. rnrm for me WHoSe Family Puim SO MUCH ..5!.. ALPEFADY? tOJB AJ 3kwife4 about you doimg- - I V- - GOOD ARff a Isolated . HAS To HURRY UP 7 1 I IM OP A MUCH 66T SO BE TXVT "Tbo TWa I TmE ) V A SPOT YoJ oi POU'I" LOOK vjUAT' VOOVE pons I BS hovj'm Jo 'C TXT Y llFCLiy GET tmb boards j IM A LBSS PAlUT VOU here's HURRY HASTe MORB BE in A I WHEW LHUHBy.' drvs xtwepawt -- NOd CAkI vjAix 6 Is Scorched. Place pan containing the ecorched food into a large pan of water and the food will lose its burned flavor. When Food th Deporting Allen Crlminala. THE FEATHERHEADS IfoweJiold 1 Questionr A OANTA MONICA, CALIF. wouian t u De ioveiy u tne other states, not to mention the federal eovernment. fol lowed the example set by the governor of New York? To Clean Varnished Floor Clean off well with steel wool and benzine and, when thorouglily dry, Topping for Sundaes. Extracted honeys make excellent toppings for ice cream sundaes. He commutes the sentences of for When Scaling Fish. A long-terconvicts so knife will be found best when they may be eligible scaling fish. for parole not mind you, to go free and When Cleaning Mirrors. Be sin some more, but very careful about using so much to be turned over to water that it trickles under the the port authorities frame. A semi-dr- y method of for immediate deis preferable. cleaning portation. That Is, it would W hen To Remove Lettering be a lovely idea If or tea towels the making only we could b from cotton sacks, soak the sacks sure that these same for several hours in kerosene be criminals wouldn't fore washing, to remove lntterlntr come slipping back WNU Servic. s. Cobb in again. The pres- IrvIa ent immigration law was devised as a barrier to protect decent citizens, both native and naturalized, against the human scum of the old world, but it appears to be more like a sieve if we may Judge by the If you want to roally GET RID OF OAS and terrlbl bloating, don't axpoct hordes of nondeslrable aliens who to do it Juat doctoring your stomsomehow manage to get In and stay ach with byharsh, Irritating alkalies and Most GAS is lodged In tablets." in and even go on relief, some of "gas stomach and upper Intestine and the them. Is due to old poisonoue matter In the In other words, when we give constipated boweia that are loaded bacteria. with these unpleasant parties a complIf your constipation is of long standenormous ing, quantities of dangerous imentary ride back where they come bacteria accumulate. Then your digesfrom, let's make sure it's not going tion is upset. GAS often presses heart to be a round trip. and lungs, making Ufa miserable. You can't eat or aleep. Your head chea. Your back aches. Your com sallow and pimply. Your Elexion lalafoul. Missionaries From China. You are a aick, grouchy, YOUR a of wretched, unhappy person. Peiping group PROM IS POISONED. ers in the doctrine of Confucius SYSTEM Thousands of sufferers hive found In are sending missionaries to the Adlerika the quick, scientific way to their systems of harmful bacteria. United States. We've been sending rid Adlerika rids you of gas and cleane out missionaries to their country foul poisons out of BOTH upper and lower bowels. Give your bowels a for centuries, but that Chinamen REAL cleansing with Adlerika. Get should dare to try the same thing on rid of GAS. Adlerika doea not gripe ia not habit forming. At all Leading us well, that's a white horse of a Druggists. yellow color. What if. not content with converts, these Interlopers InculcatThe Required Qualities ed among us certain Dhases of tholn The same qualities are requisite heathenish philosophy, such as to make a good master and a teaching young people consideration good servant, a good chief and a and respect for their eldernr nnH good soldier. Wagner. showing that rushing about In a irenzy does not necessarily indicate business energy; and that the natural aim of man is not alwavs tn worship speed and up to thirty- - II II IF I iWZJ ss W odd thousands a year to die by it; . BLACK LEAF 40' and that intolerance as bclwcpn . r-Keeps Dogs Away from ligious creeds isn't invariably proof V4 Evergreens,Shrubs etc. oi true piety; and that minding """(ha .our U par Gailoa of Spray. one's own affairs is really quite an admirable trait? Why, native Americans be able to recognize the old home-plac- e any more! Such threats against a Klinprinr civilization are not to be borne. Help Them Cleanse the Blood Vanished Americans. of Harmful Body Waste . TT'S exciting to prowl among the Your kidneys are constantly filtering 1 ruined cities of the waste matter from the blood stream. But first Ameri kidneys sometimes lag in their work do cans, who scattered Into the lui. not act as Nature Intended tail to remove Impurities that, if retained, may lights of antiquity when the Chris- nan era was still young. They were Eoison the system sjid upset the whole machinery. our oldest families, older even than Symptoms may be nsgrfng backache, old Southern families and who ever persistent headache, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, puflinese heard of a new Southern family or under the eyes a feeling of nervous anxiety and loss of pep and strength. even just a middle-age- d Southern Other signs of kidney or bladder dis- dull eign-Do- like' Ya Gotta Give Pop Reasons, Yes, Sir! SWATTER POP lEifnol VJILUAM CAJ J5'"- - FINNEY OF THE FORCE I 1 k- 'V - ; .... r V Aajjor1kJ- AT TW- K. tT.' VV VRAMCW MO - M - s. Br x I I L y l. huntley ' ?S m V 7 7 f I . . . TM- - B055 M'kja.naj " ) J t: h:t. lUgUiUHC "-- 1 C tmpt 5A E STATGX ( oo HEiWWAR SO f ) - Jr Vs lViTeas-HMMif- ot hey bhould Have Waited for Him "'s .TmcrrK r- I man.' AARRIEP i yffifcfltW7a "EBBS. Z--! Don't irritate Gas Bloating Tix1im ui 1 kakk-n- 1 ut I I i im TH 1 . OMS WMOA V llZtAioH f TfeLL ME--. I u J TMAR. T- I "1K1 . --i tA-r- McoCAL live. - CXlil - .MAvX 1 C M. PAYNE By . X I .'1 hr tarts I .ft XlCCSvS aIrSmDV J 'Z4s3- - SUPPOSE Oun.oBO V 1 UJOl TVPS ? I'M I 'r' 1 family?- ta-- - - l -- - BRONC PEELER I I I AN VJHO ACE W?m T - .i)IN;RSX lj Baes'--''- " cliff-dwe- . Srr-oovricTu- ( m a. t. Hmtlm. Tmi. siarkl K VEIilWN&ETiS- aAm-- T a .loft. J Mi v MftWiw' cllL- -: nANY PLACES I K'N J " i I v n I I I), ft ru I Offlc By FRED HARMAN Face to Face With Red Boles tA i Aftl-- l C x - " .jrrHtII h, j-- f 'i i : . I I II L QUN OUT CF Oeclu uiiiw aGunnin' Ootrt V , UDU3 IIMlUKItoHl JoCj MM II ( II J6Li6c4WtlA-av toe pot irt tiJoRK' r But afterwards. It's confus in in read the theories of the expert researchers who have Dassed lnriV. ment on those vanished ing peoples, because few snih learned gentlemen agree on any single point There is one very eminent authority who invariably insists that all the rest of the emi-- n e n t authorities are absolutely wrong about everything. He is the Mr. Justice McReynolds of the tEt ASO VEAV. t mistakes dVa 'II AND IF AinT Wealthy ll After reading some of the cnndivi. Ing literature on this suhlert decided that a true scientist is one who is positive there are no other true scientists. order may be burning, scanty or too frequent urination. There should be no doubt that prompt treatment is wiser than neglect. Us Doan'a Pillt, Doan'a have been winning new friends for more than forty years. They have a nation-wid- e reputation. Are recommended by grateful people the country over. Atk your aetgAoorl SALT LAKE'S NEWEST HOSTELRY Onr lobby la delightfully air cooled during the summer months Radio for Every Room 200 Rooms 20O Bathu Unemployment Statistics. 'Tp HANKS to bright young bureau-crat- s Ready to Oblige The policeman just managed to leap to safety as the sports car pulled up with screeching of brakes. Naturally he was not very pleased, but when he saw that the driver was a very pretty young lady he did his best to keep his temper. "Do you know anything about the Highway Code?" he asked, more In sorrow than in anger. "Oh, yesi" she replied sweetly, "What is it you want to know?" Stray Stories Magazine. The Curse of Progress VOUN5 LADV VOU RIGHT OP TO VOUR ROOM AND WIPE OFF K THAT AT ONCE .'I'LL ATTEND TO VOU LATER MARCH By GLUYAS RESTLESS (Oopjrnbu E6 UtW RtSflESi ftrfiH6 M cxAiR While 4fANDS0PHJCHft1t low ovre back , NMHCRCrfH&-fo6E- hi It Cackles nffwr chair HOT, - PHWS Wrttf IW SrfW POSfiJRf . tifrfif iK6 WnH Plt60RS MAT" CHKtR WAS QOrlt A , Tt MIS WILLIAMS Ml OH tjutnu. Im.). ROUHCiWft UP AND POWrt, llfllil MOlHER SfOPS 6ttHLY HIM A couple of sailors got into a dis- ''..., r..,ijjri cussion about the kind of an animal a heifer was. One sailor claimed that the heifer belonged to the hog family. The other said it was a variety of sheep. Finally they called in Boatswain Bill. "Bill, wot's a heifer Is it a hog or a sheep?" they asked. Boatswain BUI bi: off a large chew reflectively. Then he said: "To tell you the truth, mates, I dunno much about poultry." in Washington, we know how many goldfish are hatched every year and what the gross annual yield of guinea pigs is, and the exact proportion of albinos born in any J given period, but it never seemed to occur to anybody to compile HOTEL reasonably accurate statistics on unemployment. Yet, with depression behind us and business up to boom-tim- e levels, Rates Sl.SO to $3.00 it's estimated that between eight Hnri-- I The and nine million people are out of Temple Square has a atmoshighly desirablti, work, not counting those on strike, You will always find it Immacphere. and judging by the papers there and ulate, romfortnliln, supremely t horouKlilr You can theremust be a couple of million of them. fore understand why this hotel In I HIGHLY RECOMMENDED Apparently the more prosperous we You can also appreciate whyi grow on the surface, the more deJ fa mark of distinction to atop plorable becomes the status of af this bmautitul hosrefry those off the payrolls. It doesn't ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. make sense. Or anyhow there was a time when it wouldn't have made sense. This curious situation puts a fel- WNU W 2337 low in mind of the old old story of the chap whose wife had an operation, and, every day when he called at the hospital, he was told the patient showed Improvement. One morning, as he came away, weeping, he met a friend. "How's the wife?" inquired th, Temple Square fri-m- il- latter. "She's dead." "I'm so sorry," said the friend. OF CHAIR FtVOf IH6 OH WMKt HA 6tN1lMN, TTtf UP 6ll iCWEAK WHKH IWt. Hft gens' CUM Bf HMlKHb6& UAH CPSEtfitte CHAIR. "What did she die of?" 'Improvements," said the widow er. irvin s. cobb WNU Servlco. PHOTOGRAPHY ROLLS DEVELOPED ftnlarirotneotB, SprinUSdrmblo weight or your cholc of Itt print without enLanr"tnnta3(Va coin. Kprlnt Sa etw NORTHWEST PHOTO SCRVICK Cars Mrtll Dt f |