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Show PAGE SIX THE 'im - M TIMES-NEW- NEPHI, UTAH S. Thursday, July 2. 1936 .inr THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE II Minister's Son Invents Invisible Ear Drum Fl ul 1hAvhd Ghaut Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young 3S- I- - iJBI 131 IPCS THE FEATHERHEADS ' Plt PiAUV io ? W,S ellimq- - 6HE WHAT I V f ELL TiCKeTS OOMCERT SUPPOSE VbU 1 fO 7 Bousht MUSICAL CLUB 9 Wk look TH& TihaS THAT ALU TO i J HOW f "two ses- -i A Tvao- SOME AT MUCH got - GALLUP, Bucks'?!! THE.V? ARE SEASOM Ti - ckets ? T I"C IIo!Iiuu, . By C M. PAYNE I with his niTvou mannerism of Bhoutlii people and that king of all tlie Kill er b. little suwfd t ta Destructive Pests. THOUGH it weren't bad enough already with a Presidential campaign on this year, grasshoppers have threatened growing things In the Midwest. True to their advance notices, the locusts are popping out along the eastern seaboard. In Ontario a plague of caterpillars covered the railroad tracks so thickly trains could not run on schedule. There Is no word yet from our little southern friend, the boll wee vil, but news Is expected. JIaybe he's waiting for the cotton crops that we used to plant for the export trade when we had an export cotton trade. The pine borer Is reported on the Job In the north woods. To date, out here, we have only the regular resident pests. Including the white termite, the red ant and the mother who can prove her child Is another Shirley Temple, If somebody would only listen. Of the we already have upwards of 30,000 and more arriving every AS I FQ2X 1 rfcicom ? 1 I fNsT - ocfr y B, s. WlJT Th I u huntley wouLOKrr Cv. MITE 5URPRISED : 1 EbG Bell Srndlcat. Tnc.V The Mail Must Go On GOSK(UJUAT3 V ' yGAMGWAV TMI3 MERS j) ADDRESSED TO TiC. TCf lrh , ti Jt-i- It 8. I. FINNEY OF THE FORCE 'Jrf"Th' 1 Re. V. a. Pat. OHc v day. K Touched ' All-'roun- Runtlrr. Trad Mark Carping Critic robbers ex Mess ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES An u last-name- d, Pip ) J LOIKE SEZ WUL A TUSSLE DID WHILE SfT i IM I GoiMSLoMS- - nJ HOVN WAS" Varnishing Job d I I , ooM'T WORK Still, we cannot hope to escape. Presently the party who goes around taking straw votes on the election will start multiplying rap-Idland then professional California spellbinders will be binding. y, j&sr By O. JACOBSSON W7 Tib What Makes News. COME gentleman who must work at the post office because, seemingly, stamps don't mean a thing In the world to him, keeps taking issue with me for saying the reason why successful newspapers feature sensations above news of art and science and literature is not through any desire to pander morbid or vulgar tastes, but because the average publisher, being a smart merchandiser, puts such wares In his shop window, which is his front page, as are calculated to catch the eye and win the trade of the general public. My correspondent demands an answer. All right, let's make It a parable: Suppose, mister, that tomorrow, through the town where you live, passes a train bearing a distinguished savant who has made some great discovery say, the cause and cure of botts and on another train d there is a lady who, after a spectacular murder trial, has Just been triumphantly acquitted on the ground of for shooting a gentleman friend eight or nine times In the back. Which one of these two travelers will draw the biggest crowd down to the station? And, brother, which train will you meet? (C AS I OHAMOE CLOWES'-H.- Upt and Down By M.G.KETTNER exclaimed to the bell boy, "I won't take this dinky little room I If you MV ay The old lady from the country protested vigorously. "No, sir," she (J f-- f think" lt, br ConiollJ.ttd HELPING TO PACK Newt Futurtrt By GLUYAS WILLIAMS UfiUiAiT "Get In, ma'am," Interrupted the a disgusted tone, "get In! This ain't your room. This Is the elevator I" boy Jn Favorite Son Keynoter. BACK home the folks are all up with pride. Our own Albln W. Barkley keynoted for the Democratic convention until the rafters warped. Besides being a grand person and a senator, he's one of the last of the real southern kind that can make a song of a syllable and turn any reasonably long word into an anthem. And does he come from the place where the true faith prevails? The majority stabilized Just as soon as we got a lot of to quit voting for Jeff Davis. We weaned them on W. J. Bryan. Ours is probably the only congressional district In the Union that never baa gone Republican, although, when Al Smith ran. It had a comparative close call from going Baptist hard-workin- g Or Hi Only Pail Wife (spenklng of her husband's coming retirement) Yes, my husband has burned bis bridges behind him. Dear Old Thing (slightly deaf) Oh, but how very annoying. I hope they were not his best pair. MX MtrfrtlR CWl Ht Hlf HER PACK, AND Ift fcLB to f!l(l6 E PIIE 6T CIMHES FFOM HI4 ROOM PBte PRE, WHICH 60 INtO IftuHK, MOfHER MEANf BRIN6 frE PliE frAf'i 00 tHE BED KE1R 1b HIS ROOM Pino SHotsiSrr ttui oh Ifi fHE htVy CHAIR RESIDE RV, AHD CARRIES , BOfl-f- IH HIS KKIteCANSHE RWKrf,HE,PllKE tit, OH A THE BEB. 61HAfWHAl'SHEMEWlS? o Window Breaker Teacher Correct the sentence, "Before any damage could be done, the fire was pat oat by the volunteer fire brigade." Boy The fire was pot oat before aay damage could be done by tee volunteer fire brigade. f$ Sft MUrVMf MOftEB CM WilllftltKOIW DOM lw PlCXS HP Wf MPS toOK IfcAJUWetfl ftf M 6fH)M. P4 IESCUES 3PIO SHOrf BUf wsfor wnnt YOU HAVE TO SEAL THEIR DELICIOUS FLAVOR IN TIGHT. K 4KD U HL muflHt MOIflER SEffitf ONE W 60W OttflO IRVIN 8. COBB. WTO Barrio. GENUINE PE K0 EDGE JAR RINGS. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT! UNITED STATES RUBBER COMPANY. 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Quarles. one survivor of those ancient two- guir cluns a rancid octogenarian, wearing the look about him of a M: AND IF YOU HAVE TO venerable, shamefaced sheep where he sat with a gingham apron drapSEAL THEIR ing the withered flanks which once had supported his artillery, and he FLAVOR IN TIGHT : H IF YOU shelling pens by the kitchen door WANT GOOD HAVE TO USE YOU of his present wife's boarding PRESERVES 1 I pis-tolee- rs turiu-- scorpion ; and tilt' colli; III 11 cli'lltlst jvfi! i HJaWT TSa.tLw SToT high ranges of the earlier I'ri'ucher's boy J s yes- Pat Garrett of the itchy trigger finger; and John Wesley Hardin, the Texas CaTZTAifciuV TaSuV of vanished terdays we've just traveled the That Saved the Guy! AH Heroes of the Southwet. N. M. Through Words Without Music VJMAT I TvVO COLLARS- intvr. mr- - inr NintgH WMUe SHE That's mi Br Otborn. VJEL- U- S'MATTER POP 3t3rint-- : 13E 3131 The Invisible Ear Drum Invented by A. O. Leonard, a son of the late Rev. A. IS. Leonard. 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