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Show f Thursday, October 26, 1933 THE TIMES-NEW- NEPIII. UTAH S. Along the Concrete BP WE HOPE TO y PAGE SEVEN 4 Our Pet Peeve (v I nit kiirt vii' in cy luutuniw AH' S"i I I' I m On the 'tVr 7r- - 15 WONDERFUL Governor Park, of Missouri, saM the other day In Jefferson City ! "The Isolation Idea la getting pop ular. So far as our relations with Kurope are concerned many of us feel like the young wife. "A genial old bachelor said to her: 'I asked your husband at the club lost evening If he would marry you again, supposing ho had hi life to live over, and he said he certainly Funny Side KkoAte MOUNTAINS IF YOU GO THIS WAY AMD TH' SCENERY NOT SO CERTAIN rx kit- m&o - tea t"l 11 would. "'lie certainly wouldn't,' snnpped the young wife." Philadelphia HEREDITY CLEARED UP "Can you detlno heredity for us. Johnny?'' Judicial Revenge Kr. It uieiuiH If your Ofllcer Your honor, this chauffeur Erandfather didn't hove liny children, then your father inihahly ran his car Into th' show windy a a wouldn't have any and neither millinery store. would you, itrob'ly. Montreal Star, Judge What millinery store? Olllcer Mine. Ie Stlckuni's. Judge Discharged. That's where Number Two "Let me nee," said the minister my wife buys ber hata Brooklyn who was flll'lng out the marriage Eagle. certificate and wan uncertain hh to the date, "this Is the fifth. Isn't It?" Flattering to Neither "No, sir," returned too hrlde In"Hollywood stars are just like anydignantly, "this Is only my second." body else," says an Interviewer. "It Is a question," writes L. W "whethBrooklyn Eagle. er this will be resented most by the stars or everybody else 1" Boston But Try and Get It Steward (on board ship) Madam, Transcript. I've attended to you as best. I can, Bell Out of Order nd I've supplied every want but you Btlll seem nnpntlnfled. "Are there many debt collectors What do you want now? coming to your door?" "More than I care to admit." Lady (seasick) I want the earth. - I - 1 JV liV -- J V ICS -- mem i. ADVICE FROM A VETERAN .Brw. THE FEATHERHRAnS A WITH LIE f7 I (RACX, 1 J . fy'.fl " reLU i MAVT A MUSTACHE" "IJ EB V0" GO A'Ny I A SALESMAM 'vT A Blank Blank Iff MUSTACHS LOOkS W 1 WHAT J 7 Z1 O"5 rH6 L GN.GHT S - ' V ifJfTv kwfV U - II . APPt'CATM ff H RiffMT 1 HIM iMStEAD 1 v"7r THAU VoU, MI5 FeATHBRMEAD, f ffuCM ! ?NB BVeM HAT &TATg MiMD? z j) r L QuBSTiOWS SA-D- I V L" JIJlthat J7S? L dHnNOW.ITS UP TO YOU pp S SPSB V6J UEPT ewe J BLANK, Girl of His Dream A husband's idea of an Ideal wife one who recognizes the difference between her actual needs and what she thinks she needs. Cincinnati Enquirer. Is FINNEY OF THE FORCE thbh 7 ( ear a o' loime-u- p AT TH" STHAT.OM Vez. f DowiJ AM' SEE IF Vfez. KiM PICK OUT W WHUT HELDVEZ UP? HOUSE-WOU- A E Ve TMUSS Brw.Td OTongblui o MUn Hi nil uatoa LD U IB lr I I COME I 1 1 v1,,.rf. HOTtt WA VJ'TH VoU-J- dST 'TlLl MOMENT I I IpiiiM "Appearances I C ' aSA TcT I ' A E I I w 31 f TSuriLOOK,Mr 13JIU SANff vouve II rA EpOPil 55? MlSSOR.' I 1 r E 4 r 'iSa f J "w-tH- 2cii l ) J WS . II CJ 9 9111 1 th' Are" l 11 Faster Helif III :? B tT llr rY B SA V .NEURITIS IN MV ARM IS DRIVING ME CRAZY -- s PURSUING A WOOD CUCK, U w EARTH EO A SULW. OP THE EfJOOEO C9AVEU BAMK... oiscovepsv' IN AM Te WAS aw ' i iwar jpo. At jrr.u, i a i f'flff..viimwnwm THAT'. lOA HATED TO BHEM AMVWHEF2E: HEAR ruTEs J.V ( OH.THATS ( WONDERFUL,! MR.JONESi I KNEW IT'O J y work t y whew it switched its TAIU AROUNO IN FLY TIME r 1 MADE Oil PRCERTy THAT BOBBV AMD MIS AUMT POOLED THEiCI FUNDS TO PURCHASE The Old Swimmln' Hole S'MATTER POP k Feet high, ano its. tail, was SlVTV FEET LONG THIMKA. nil -- TyRAviNOSAURUS IT STOOD. LES SEE. FORTV S. n"JP ' d) .7 By GEORGE STORM VEP, MERES ALL. ABOUT IT...... THEM SUUL BOWES ARE SAME AS THE OWES WE POUND- - IT WAS A TVR-AW- M MERES A PICTURE OI O SOMSTMIM ANOTHER TEKAS QMS A MAM FOUNO If- 'MB7 IU AAAU- -1 - TOBA TAKE THE TROUBL5 TO KUT trA IN MUSEUMS, LIKE IT SAYS, THey UST BEa vwk " owmcitM. WELL I PUT OVER THE 1 DEAL I AND I CAN THANK THE QUICK WORK OF THAT (SjjBftVER ASPIRIN YOU SUGGESTED TAKE 2 BAYER ASPIRIN TA8LETS THEYLLSTOP THE PAIN IN A BOBBY THATCHE- R- The Tyrannosaurus . . I I o ; INfow LATER - 2. MR. CLARK WANTS TO SEE ME IN AN HOUR ABOUT THE j BIG INTERNATIONAL DEftl innv " Optimistic Thought Some" time It may happen that a woman who has achieved national success will admit that her success was due to her husband. Troy Times. By C. M. PAYNE Real Bayer Aspirin "Takes Hold" of Pain in Few Minutes How comes amazingty quick relief from headaches, rheumatism, neuritis, neuralgia . . . the fastest safe relief, it is said, yet discovered. Those results are due to a scientific discovery by which a Bayer Aspirin Tablet begins to dissolve, or disintegrate, in the amazing space of two seconds after touching moisture. And hence to start "taking hold" of pain a few minutes after taking. The illustration of the glass, here, tells the story. A Bayer Tablet starts to disintegrate almost instantly you swallow it. And thus is ready to go to work almost instantly. WHY BAYER ASPIRIN WORKS SO FAST Drop a Bayer Tbtet in a class of water. Note that BEFORE it touches bottom. It has started to disintegrate. What it does In this glass it does in your stomach. Hence its tast action. RA. 4W .MtMM - - H(JCffe.j" et Awe'll. MAKE f f-- V A -- vu immiki' always say "BAYER. Aspirin.' J mow 001c TAre let'j cuoT4es Cry am' o cpp yJ 7a 7 v K y, p. Si WlS -- k It- - fSJ HL aAr-r-we- r JT nI L ... !"-- ' Tl "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" I I V yEAH, CHARLiex 6U6S5 CANI I ill e seeiN VOU ABOUT NlNe RM. it ! -- I 1 L DCN. - V voim. see I MM AT N,Ne P M ? Skh. int.) ri You Can't Fool Clarice WHAT MEAM MAKS Btll My LITTLE WAS CHARLIE HVIMSS HE'S IKJTERESTED IN OLD IVORIES. vx He WANTS OH VEAH? ) 7 I y ( OVER TO-NIG- HT Me TO COME AN' the help him read INSCRIPTIONS ON TWO PIECES OP OLD tVORV ! , VEAH? WELL , TH LAST TIME VOL WENT OVER TO HELP HIM READ THOSE INSCRIPTIONS IT COST VOU TWENTY DOLLARS -- ! VOO'LU SHOOT NO DICE TW13 EVENING, ALOVSIUS R MS3imis; WT zzr " ' 1 Fj - r The A:iatf Crest and Coat of Arms The terms crest and coat of arms are not synonymous. The crest is the figure appearing above the shield and Is not an essential part of the armorial bearing. The design within the shield Is the distinguishing symbol and Is called the charge. An elaborate terminology describes the background of the shield. The crest Is a decoration and the same crest may be borne by more than one person or family. The coat of arms Itself Is distinctive. Dan Patch, the Pacer The famous pacing horse Dan Patch was foaled In 18U0 at the stables of D. A. Messner, of Oxford, Ind. Some of his pacing records have never been surpassed. At SL Paul. Minn., September 8, 1900. he paced a mile In 1 minute 55 seconds, with dust shield, a runner In front and at one side. At Memphis, Team, October 27, 1903, pacing to wagon, he made the mile In 1 minute, 57 seconds; on the same date he paced a quarter mile in 27 seconds. Caper The small objects about the size of peas, which are sometimes used In sauces and dressings for salads are called capers. They are the greenish buds of the caper shrub. This prickly plant grows wild and Is also cultivated In the regions around the Mediterranean. The greenish buds of the plant are pickled to be used In sauces and dressings later. Island See Hail After 10S Years It's a long time between In St. Thomas, one of the Islands In the Virgin Islands group, according to skippers of Canadian liners. Recently official records showed the first fall of hall there In 105 years. Superstitious natives became much excited and offered prayers, believing a world catastrophe had occurred. dark-c61ore- Personal Effect of Deceased J .NgwtraiTt Does Not Harm the Heart Unless a will disposes of the personal effects of a deceased person, the executor must take possession of them, either selling them and the cash proceeds distributing among the beneficiaries, or placing a value upon them and distributing them to the beneficiaries who elect to take them In place of cash. hall-stor- Living Without Food Scientists believe that the length of time during which a man may live without food depends on height, weight and age. The heavier of two men will produce more heat and hence probably live the longer, other things being equal. Similarly, a tall man will live longer than a small man, assnming that both are of normal weight for their' heJurliL. |
