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Show THE PAGE SIX Points of Danger in Severe Thunder Storm In general, struck ground by liKlituiiis wore often than meadow land, mid rocks near water, especially If they are high, are commonly of persons struck. Large group caught out in the open by a storm should scatter and lie down In the mudIt U tetter to be muddy than sorry. Sliulliirly, If one U caught out In a lake In an open boat a very bad place to be It In beat to lie down In the bottom and drift than to try to row to ahelter. Another rule for safety In the country U that It U better not to yield to temptation and seek shelter In exposed buildings. It la better to get wet thun to stand on the porch of such a building. Wood houses are Just as wife (or a dangerous) as atone houses. Homes made entirely of nietitl or of metal framework are very safe. It If well to notice that many commonly accepted beliefs are ground less. A bed Is no safer than a chair, or the floor, for that matter. It makes little If any difference If the windows are open or shut, although closed windows will keep out the rain and some of the noise. Small steel objects such aa scissors or knives are perfectly harmless. The essence of a thunder storm Is that lightning la simply the visible part of an electrical discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth. It always follows the path of least resistance. If you stay out of dangerous places you are perfectly safe and. anyway, you have 250,000 chances to one of being hit and 1.000.000 to one chances of being killed. 1 riM-k- How Acid Stomach Elates Itself Known to You HERE ARE THE SIGNSi Fraquant Headacha Faallns of W Nauralftla IndlftMlkMt Loaa of AppattM Nauaea Aato-t- n Slacpleaaaaaa Mouth Acidity Soar Stomach. toxica Uoq WHAT TO DO FOR IT I TKC I tMBpoonfultof Phill.pt Milk of Mac ncsia in a (lass of water very momma when you act up. Tab anothe teaspoonfut 30 minutes after eating. And another before you go to bed. OR Take the new Phillips' Milkof Magnesia tabUl for Tablets each teaspoonfut as directed above. m If yoii have Acid Stomach, don't worry about it. Follow the simple directions given above. This small dosage of Phillips' Milk of Magnesia acts at once to neutralize the acids that cause headache, stomach pains and other distress. Try it. You'll feel like a new person. But be careful you get REAL milk of magnesia when you buy-ge- nuine PHILLIPS' Milk of Magnesia. See that the name "PHILLIPS'" is on the label. ALSO IN TABLET FORM Each tiny tablet is the equivalent of a teespoonful of Genuine Phillips' Milk IX magnesia MEMBER N.R.A. 'nz' PLillips' Milk of Magnesia f?zxl$ & 1 if 3rt j ; "" mm ii m Arthur Brisbane Germany's Big Plan The Country Is Rich S out here In Cal ifornia Will us. It was tbe Sen ate and House N a r a 1 Affairs -y eI )'"" misiarmawisSaMawwii II tie "Devil's Island" of Its own. f ifa, - ....i.m.i n M , n n tbe government ship Henderson (I tblnk It was). ana mey were out here looking over our naval situation. Well f course when you live on or near a coast, or a port, why you naturally are trying to grab off all you can In A ,l. 7 1-- ; . tbe way ot government gravy. Now Los Angeles usea to not have any more port, (well might bave bad few bottles) (that joke belongs on tbe radio) but tbey bad no seaport. so you know what tbey did, tbey just give tbe Chamber of Commerce J a spade Instead ot a sreech and tbey Just dug em a port. Course tbey did a little annexing. wuai i mean ny mat mey round a 1 Air view of Alcatraz Island In San Francisco bay which has been taken over b.v the Department ot town tbat was on the ocean and tbey says come In witb us and we will justice to De usea as a prison for desperate federal convicts. 2 Chancellor Adolf Hitler and President make you a port, then tbey annexed Von Illndenburg who took Germany out of the League of Nations and the disarmament conference. 3 Mrs. a little strip of land tbat reached John ti Greenwny, Arizona s first congresswoman, photographed after her arrival In Washington. this town of Wilmington, Cal. They spaded up their harbor, and while compared with San Francisco, or Sydney, Australia, or Rio de Jan eiro, it might look like an emergen cy landing port for some ship out of gas. Why to us Its a seaport, and you would be surprised at tbe amount or boats that get lost and get In there and while Its no great shakes as a land .ocked harbor, tbey have piled some rocks away out there In tbe Ocean and you would be surprised at the amount of waves It breaks up. But I must get back to my story. This Naval Affairs Committee was out here, and we got scared tbey was going to take away our naval base and ma by give it to some little outlandish harbor like San Francisco. So when the Naval Committee arrived in California they were feasted and fed everywhere tbey could San Diego, who bad get ashore. most of tbe naval loot up to date, In fact they got Navy, Army. Avia tion, Farm Relief Board, and Indian Affairs, anyhow this gang stopped Cherokee Indians at Cherokee, N. C, engaged In a bnll game that resembles In many respects lacrosse there. In the beat of tbe banquet but Is played with two small racquets. The game Is said to be rougher than football and casualties are not they promised everything to San Tbe ball, which has to be carried across the opponents' goal line to score, must not be touched Diego. Then tbey moved on up to Infrequent. Oceanside. where they all went with the hands. ashore In a lighter, and after a ban quet they promised Oceanside part GOPHER HALFBACK of the Navy. When they got to Los Angeles why we had heard that they might take our mess ot it away Irom Los Angeles, so tbe old town just did itself proud trying to convince tbe Committee that In case of war that if the Navy wasent right here near Hollywood, why bow would they get any pictures of the war, and a war without pictures, it just wouldent be a war. So at one of the main entertainments, Mr. Jack Warner, of tbe Warner Brothers Studio gave a wonderful luncheon for em. Tbey bad all tbe movie stars from all the studios, and be put on a swell show. All tbe clever people did their stuff. Senator Brynes of South Carolina made the keynote address, and led us to believe that we would get our r share. Warner made a fine and asked for not only the Navy but the Army. But they left us and went on up to Frisco, aud ot course they got the last offer to em, so the chances are they sold out to San Francisco. You see we out here keep telling em they are going to bave war with Japan, and the fleet should be here. Be a funny thing If the government i says some day, "Well will you , Chamber of Commerces guarantee a war if we give you the Naval Francis Lund, a powerful, fast Base." Chances are we couldent and resourceful football player, is guarantee it. halfback on the University of MinThere was an awful lot ot ad- nesota team. I mirals there that day too. Tbey are a nice bunch of folks, they always E. G. BENNETT look so nice and clean, there is jiruaio One of the prize bulls from the Roosevelt farm at Warm Springs, never any dust Ga., Is shown by Mrs. Louise Watklns at the Southeastern Live Stock fair I at Atlanta. on them. But Its got tc be a great now for cities to see what they 1 Indians Play Rough Variety of Lacrosse Prize Bull From President's Farm SSa. f i t ueslnol Helped Skin In 3 Days My Resinol "When I decided to try Soap and Ointment, my complexion was a sight from pimples and blackheads. I had a horrid, muddy looking skin and when I used powder it looked even worse. After three days use of the Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap, I could see an improvement. Now all my friends tell me how well my skin looks." (Signed) Mrs. M. N. KmaBnrt. St. LoUlS, Mo. At all druggists! FOR FREE TRIAL size package 01 Ointment and Soap with your copy of our new booklet on Skin Treatment, write to Beslnol. Department Wl, Baltimore Md. Salt Lake City's Upvest Hotel - ( racket nornswog-gl- tbe submarine base here, but lord Its so uncer alley cat.- 200 Tile Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM 1.50 Just mppmitt Uanmcm Tabmsdt ERNEST C ROSSITER, Four Officials for One Voter Y W In V - But if you run onto this band of anywhere, this Naval Affairs Committee, give em my best. Tbey are a fine buncb and they are around somewhere, kinder making tbe local town tblnk maby tbey will take away their light bouse or Post Office or something. Anyhow they scare every town Into a mighty good feed. There was two bottles of beer at every place at this one. They ought to move Norfolk and tbe Brooklyn Navy Yard out to us for tbat. But anybow we showed ein a movie star for every sailor they will rS- - i NlW : v X7v--- 4 W - ' V fellows TEMPLE SQUARE 200 Rooms .r tain, its liable to dive down some day and come up In Seattle. Their headquarters are as unreliable as an HOTEL i e out ot tbe federal Government. We got war f Mgr. Germany demands from the League of Nations the right. In spite of the Versailles Treaty, to spend. In gold, for new armaments the considerable sura of one billion. two hundred and thirteen million dollars In the next eight years. German Intelligence is shown In the fact that expenditures would Include three hundred military airplanes and three hundred fighting tanks. Where will the money be found? Nations can always get money for war. Plenty of money Is here, appar ently. And. apparently, those that possess It mean to keep it hidden where it will be safe and not too active. President Roosevelt offered five hundred millions In bonds and Is offered nearly two thousand million dollars. Already more than twenty thou sand millions are locked up In government bonds. With our dollar, off the gold basis, worth whatever Europe chooses to pay, with that same dollar scarcer than It used to be, and all the note shavers and others that deal In money telling the President you must not Inflate," something unpleasant may happen. POSITIVE PROOF Up In Bedford, where many Interesting things lieniiie the 1'Iki wMieeri river have their origin, there was an old limn who believed the eiirtb was Hat. Imt couldn't canvert hi tie neighbor. After long cogllaii test. devised a ironvIiK-Inor In hi duoryurd was the W-nia tree that bad been sawed off- - level On the stump, one evenirrg'at sundown, he placed a large squash. He went out In the morning and found the squash was still there. "And. said be, triumphantly, "If the earth had really rolled over In the night, the squash would hsve tilted off the stump." Boston "lobe. Need for Mirth Increase the number of humorists. We have to laugh to live pro(M?rIy. Why Doctors Favor a Liquid Laxative A doctor will tell you that the careless choice of laxatives is a common cause of chronic constipation. Any hospital oflers evidence of the barm done by harsh laxatives that drain the system, weaken the bowel muscles, and even affect tbe liver and kidneys. Fortunately, the public is fast returning to laxatives in liquid form. The dose of a liquid laxative can be measured. The action can thus be controlled. It forms no habit; you needn't take a "double dose" a day or two later. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin has the average person s bowels regular as clockwork in a few weeks' time. Why not try it? Some pill or tablet may be more convenient to carry. But there is little "convenience" in any cathartic which is taken so frequently, you must carry it with you, wherever you got Its very taste tells you Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is wholesome. A delightful taste, and delightful action. Safe for expectant mothers, and children. All druggists, ready for use, in big bottles. Member N. R. A. Interesting news for mothers. Mrs. Alice Putlck of Little Hampton, Sussex. England, aged 27. has a daughter two years and seven months old, twin sons, thirteen months, and also twin sons born recently, flve cnnaren in less man three years. She should have a pension, but It Is fortunate this doesn't happen always. If it did, this planet would be overcrowded, although not for long time. Those that worry about excess population should remember that Texas could feed the seventeen or eighteen hundred million people on earth now. If intensively cultivated and the flying ma chine will make of mountain and hilltops desirable residences for hundreds of millions. You will want to "know that the his wife covered with red hair and the baby similarly adorned, are by no means your oldest ancestors. They go back only about 50,000 years. Ice coming down from the North drove them into the caves. Before that they lived in the open, probably for at least 1,000,000 years. However, be fore the regular cave days, they tried to hide at night, for the early human race "ate other creatures in the daytime and was eaten by other creatures at night." The imper fect human eye, unable to see in the dark, feared the anlmal3 that see fairly well at night. That, science tells you, is why children nstinctively fear the dark. You should help them gradually by kindness to get over it, not make their fear greater by bullying or ridicule. Never compel a timid child to sleep alone in a dark room. You might condemn the child to e life time of timidity. cave-ma- in cooling, sooining Meniholalum relieves m Ul quicker healing. w 111 Scales on Scalp-H- air Fell Out Terribly Healed by Cuticura "My scalp bothered me terribly and there were scales as big as a ten cent piece over it. It itched so that I could not keep my hands from my head and my hair fell out terribly. and I did not rest. This lasted two years. "I saw an advertisement for Cutl cura Soap and Ointment and sent for a free sample. I was surprised at the difference In my scalp after using, so I bought more, and I used two cakes of Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Ointment and my scalp was healed." (Signed) Mrs Eugene Hunter, R. D. 1. Hunlocks Creek, Pa. Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c Talcum 25c. Sold everywhere. One sample each free. Address: "Cuticura Laboratories, Dept. R, Maiden, Mass." Adv. one-ha- lf ' can f ft much more secure than the French "Devil's Island," whence criminals escape often. The Department of Justice will supply "devils" for the Island in , the shape of bad men, bad charother and kidnapers, acters tbat make life unbearable. Tbe new "Devil's Island" Is now a military prison on Alcatrai Is land In San Francisco Bay. The twelve acres of Island space are located on a high rock, with currents running swiftly all around. Nobody bas ever escaped. Attorney General Cummlngs says kid napers, and others sentenced for life, will really stay in prison when they enter one of the 600 very safe cells on Alcatrai. prison-breakers- toast-maste- y Children in 3 Years The United States will have a lit Coo mltlie, i ney were on of Week This h .. Our Own Devil's Island Well all 1 BETVEKLT MILLS know Is Just what I read In tbe papers. Couple of weeks ago we bad quite a gang HOurwoou Thursday, October 26, 1933 NEPIII. UTAH S. Scenes and Persons in the Current News UUCd WHiLIL IRdDGIEIRg J TIMES-NEW- send us. McNnglu SrmtKif. Imt. Bennett of Ogden, Utah, has sppointed one of the two directors of the Federal Deposit corporation, which will be set up by January 1, 1034, to insure bank deE. G. been posits of $2,500 or less. Mr. Bennett Is vice president and general manager of the First Security corporator! f L'tah. Idaho and Wyoming. 1 Rabbi Nathan Wolf Is the lone qualified voter at the registration booth In the Times Square district. New Tork city. Despite that fact, four clerks bad to be retained, and a policeman watcher. Somebody, surely, will ask about Iitywybad" and you might as well know about it now. This sign Is already displayed in Pittsburgh where beer Is sold and It will spread. You ask the gentleman who sells the beer: "What does Iitywybad mean?" and he replies: If I tell you, will you buy a drink?" You say "yes," and he points out. that the letters in "Iitywybad" are letters that begin the words in "If tell you, will you buy a drink?" This proud government, once ab solutely out of business, believing all it was told about "the govern ment that governs least governs best," is now in business with a vengeance. It is In the pork business, among other things, and it recently purchased 5,000,000 pounds of pork to help farmers and will give the pork to the hungry. Ted Cook, a Los Angeles philos pher, offers a suggestion that will Interest bankers with customers under water." 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