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Show I THE PAGE SIX i TIMES-NEW- Thursday, January 5, 1933 NEPHI. UTAH S. THE FEATHERHEADS MRS. ARCH BROW . V . , CALLED ... : l; f' fX", ; 1 ' WW "h?M tne K.o op shjs'S PERSOMO would A WAMT HE A.GAJKJ 'U r ( ALPHABET lAU C S -7ay" V -- ' TV J ( V L,jt t t- InI - T All "" V NQE ' r seb M.SLA.D I Sa,ly Sc a Poor Impression And HI - IM THIS 82 FORCE SOM6BUDDV PROWLS' " S -- TmM ) i , IS UNLOCKED! THE REASON o I j tir- M liL J" POR. A- -0 i COVER CHARGE " - iii BUT NOT GUARANTEED in ii i ii i ii i ''l OT VBX l M i i ii i i i i i i II i iiii M ill tiUft JlTl I A FLASH y ill rti VARIES HIS TROUBLES URE! U5MTST6LL I'LL. VOU m . FORSAKE THE DOWNY I I Light on the Subject ."T, I sx f STEAMING HOT i " " uTTUSrUX'.M 7r. niTDnkiirv nnui idh it m kipkii i Library Arrangement Books were not always stored vertically. The Romans kept their scrolls on shelve, or in boxes. Religious books, too bulky, were laid sidewise. 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IN THt AMEClCAK THE QUACTEW JU5Y MEN VE FROM WOON05 POOW BEFORE. CWYHED RECEIVED mCEMe' VJASWlNGTOM REVOl-UYIO- NlNTtC OF V'AWS AT AHO CWftiSYHAS 6looo staiheo FoorpftiKn msato ENT IN Tt IHTO 777. MlS 50FFERINO MANV BCANOVWE SACftJWCt A . " Jimn 1930 hr W. AU kilkt, RtMTVtJ Cwrrillit fTA VECV TORV TO THE EFFECT Bnwlu Hiatoriully Cornet SlrtcLu Br CALVIN FADES IfMI THAT WASHINGTON 7 TOUCH 0 TO THE SUFFERING OF HIS MEN WENT IKTD T6 PRAfr FOR AlO. JoHM POTTS, THE OWNER. OF A flNP. HOUSE IN VALLEY FoBOE CAME. UPON WASHINGTON A NO UN3EEN HEARD HIS PLEA. PcrCCb WAS 3o 5TRfC- - 8V THE SiNCERlTV OF H E 600L 6V Jhr ff Pr'r I It I week will be paid ths best should ose Intermountain made Goods" Similar ta above. Send roar story In prose or verse to In- termonnlain Products Column, P. O. Bos 1555, Salt Lake City. If you story appears In this column you wiU re ceive check for $5.00 W.N.U. Salt Lake City Week No. 8301 Varying Weights of Paper The weight of paper varies as much as 6 per cent, due to several factors. The blank paper varies slightly in t5!Sa,ess and weight. Notes printc'.'ii'feTim rev. plates ' notes contain more print- ed from worn The tura content also v8, according to atmosphere ij THAT IN TELLING OF THt NO wav from vnhitemarsh, AW THE KEM TOOiL REFOGE FCoM WlNTtat' BLAST5 . w." Brook. IN ViUTS. "THAT HI'S HAN FiHt INCIDENT HE AlO, CONQUER. IH THE END." HE. THEREUPON OfTEREP HOU5E TO WASHINGTON AS HEAPQ0ARTEK3. HW Contentment There is a great differei." tweea contentment and a dead bition. |