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Show THE LEW SUN, LEIII, UTAH Fun .for the Whole Family SPARKY WATTS WeU-,WEU JUSTFIrJE, HOW ARE YOO J I SENATOR V, 7DPAY, MRS. C ( FIPPLETRINfi.'t HAMMOCK ZfH' s fMY, MY. MY WHAT A GOKGEOU? BABY YOU HAVE ANP HE LOOKS JUST-LIKE , af atsV K TJL-MMB I f PHOOE KJS5IN' PRATS MAKE? ME ICK-PUTYOU &OTTA IT TO GET VOTES NOW I LL VISIT STATIC ANP WIN HIS SUPPORT Uill I r 1 ii y n i By BOODY ROGERS zzz OHOH-HEHASW Z A PA3Y,T00 I JF . f-r WELL, I SUPPOSE y f WfF- ;:-r" ONE MORE KISS. J ; ' ! - - won't HURT.y VLmn) REG'LAR FELLERS Expert Needed By GENE BYRNES ' . : 11 , I I 1 THREE TIMES EIGHT, PHOOEY ' ' LET ME SE&s no nsTN JXf00, AN. THESE EXAMPLES A IT, PINHEAD, VAH f TWO 15 TWEMNY-SIX! Us, AREGrTTW HARDEN AH' I iJi fMAY&E. I CAN kr T& I YOU A fDUR. TIMES FOPR. IS j Lf HARDER. EVERY DAY! Cxii HELP YOU. ' cr LOOKIN' MOM? I , V sixteen AN one is y- V THEY'RE TERRIBLE.' J: if v3 71 I Can hardly SBiZHT. r POP Still the Boss ,,.," r 1 r i i . B? J- MILLAR WATT ,. whlu,maI n nr 1 r-. 1 SOMEBODY'S STENOG It Comes Back to Him! I'm a bum rn r-1.,3 ' this is an old Weim I r, c lgy s Roland Coe " feMf c'W y&'Cr&' "If only old miFrtirr'nTrnr!!!!!!!!! i " M'-a ' - - s- i i - - - - "r . 1UU uul ou cans loo, we I Y.jl i "If only old man Edwards would run out of golf balls too, we vuiu nusr we ciuo ior me (juration and save money!" ',The folks will certainly bo surprised when I write back homV uu lcu "'em t iea squad of. snipers todayl" Scalloped Cupboard On Table or Che TT? VDTT hava a urall . k. 1 to be filled with an piece of furniture, here Is the -swer. A breakfront cupboard lo noiu wigin ons oi pottery. rR 8TT china and perhaps a few &$tooP UIU. Ul if' ' ' i i I JS I i " 1 ' it rjgnwwwV"" nJ MARK Dizzy Dean Cost a fortune? Not at alL j( can have it and save monevfn, ,. ( bond too. ... . You will need a base which may b, J table that you have on hand or a che draweri made by taking the mirror oj ln tll n old dresser, also some short lengths can lumber and plywood. A slmnl h. ,r board Is made to place on thii k, y The next step is to mark the design? 3 the scalloped front on the plywood audited t it out with a compass saw or takcmer dr a woodworker to be cut with power ur x Paint or stain the cupboard to match t base, and stretch fabric across the bt' to make a colorful background lor jtattrne( treasures. 9 Incol NOTE Pattern 264 gives largt cutt101" f( diagrams and illustrated dlrectloni d up C making the box cupboard; also an act-vis v size pattern for the scalloped front. AS ' of materials is Included. -To get Pattt men? 2o4, send IS cents with name and adfc behav direct to: in tl jood e MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARI i and Bedford Hills New Yonthe he: Drawer 10 want . Enclose 15 cents for Pattern No. 261 j the i Name bave n mm lit wa -lin to Address. CLASSIFIES lor Jo ither s e sob rlpr DEPARTMENT let- AUTOS, TRUCKS & ACCESS the tw to th in I kBadRu ma TH0 have been the best come v dlans baseball has known in the last 40 or SO years? This thought came bounding along after reading Al Schacht's merry and in' teresting tome known as "G I Had Fun." Al Schacht is certainly one of the members of the king pin row. One of the first of these was Crazy Schmidt, an unconscious hu morist, who pitched for Cincinnati sev eral decades back, Others include Ar lie Latham, Rube Waddell, Tacks Pan rott. Ping Bodie, Germany Schaefer, Nick Altrock, Sherry Sher-ry Magee, O'Neil oi the Cardinals and Dizzy Dean. There have been many others but these are the ones who still remain longer in memory, Crazy Schmidt went out to pitch with a glove, a baseball and a note book he carried in his hip pocket The contents of this book noted the weakness of every man he had pitched against a high one or a low one a curve or a fast one. As the batter came to the plate Schmidt would take out the notebook con taining some 100 names to check on his weakness. "What have yon got written against Bans Wagner's name?" one of his teammates once asked. "A base on balls," Schmidt said Germany Schaefer was one of the stars in this field. He was then playing second base for Detroit J recall a game years ago where Schaefer was playing in Cleveland, Around the third inning it began to rain. During the fourth inning it poured. Tommy Connolly was umpiring um-piring and Germany kept squawking squawk-ing to have the game called. Connolly Con-nolly refused. When the fifth inning opened Connolly Con-nolly looked around and found Schaefer playing second base with high rubber boots, a raincoat, a Gloucester fisherman's hat and holding hold-ing a big umbrella over his head. Connolly charged Schaefer with a roar and told him to remove his deep sea make-up. Schaefer refused. "I have a very bad cold," he told Connolly, "which is now bor. dering on pneumonia. If I get rid of my rubber boots, my' raincoat and my umbrella I will be in the hospital in less than two hours and I will certainly sue you and the league." Connolly called the game. Schaefer had a keen, quick wit . and could always draw a laugh. Waddell had the Athletics goofy by buying a mockingbird owned by the proprietor of a popcorn and peanut stand that had a whistle attached. All the mockingbird could do was wake up the entire floor shortly after daybreak by singing his only song the song of the peanut whistle, with an added screech. Ping Bodie and Dizzy Dean YouCAN relieve It was the immortal Ping Bodie with the Yankees who bought a. parrot par-rot and spent weeks teaching said parrot to keep saying over and over "Ping made good" "Ping made good." But after all, Dizzy bean in many different ways was the top of them outside of Schacht Dizzy was loaded with pranks, as well as pretty homely wit There was the time In Florida when Dean had reported as a rookie from the Texas league. Jimmy Wilson, Wil-son, the veteran catcher, began missing his silk shirts. Finally Jimmy Jim-my caught Dean bedecked in one of these garments and the idea of a raw rookie wearing his silk shirts was too much to stand. He started in to bawl out Dizzy when the rookie stopped him cold with this comeback: "Now wait Just a minute, Jimmy," Jim-my," Dizzy -said, "you wouldn't want the greatest pitcher baseball has ever known to go around a month wearing a single shirt, would you?" Jimmy let him have the shirt I was walking with Dizzy by a hotel in Bradenton one day when he said he had a phone call to make. He was gone some time. He finally came out wearing a wide grin. "Well," he said, "I Just called nn St Louis. 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