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Show PAGE TWO PROVO (UTAH) SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JUNE 7,-1931, SECTION TWO - Scfippi Canficld Troelatm TEe Herald liberty throughout-the throughout-the Jaad" A SORIPPS-OAHFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president. In the Herald Building, 60 South First West Street. Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postofflce lnPrdvo," Utah, under the act of March 8, 1879. GUman, Nlcoll &, Xluthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market street, Room 623r Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New YorK office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 1120 Fisher Building. Cabacrlption terms by carrier In Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months, in advance; $5.00 the year In advance; by mall. In the oounty, $40; outside Utah county, $5.00. R. W. GOCfDELL, Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager , . ' ', . '' ;,,, .1 1 i ' , i " .1 i . 1 1 . .r''''.." THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or Indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate ., promotion or other private ,'. business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. Discontented Patriots 1 Senator R. W.faeahs of Colorado, touring the west, says there is "less unpatriotic discontent in the United States than anywhere in the world." There is and we think all of us have a cheer coming because this is so. " .Certainly, the past.two years have given us enough cause forliscontent. The hopeful thing of course, is that we are determined to work out our troubles on the American idea of democracy. democ-racy. We're not going up Communist alley or Fascist avenue ave-nue looking for Better Times highway. 1 We are discontented, but it is a healthy, patriotic discontent; dis-content; a realization that it's our own fault things aren't better; adetermjnation to adapt our own system to changing needs of the times. ' l?wow imnt namo i'n Ampriran Viist.nrv is fh namp. nf a discontented patriot who worked and fought to make true Americanism a success. Recognizing a Need "' We quote Chief Justice Hughes in a decision of the supreme court holding the Minnesota gag law unconstitutional: unconstitu-tional: "Administration of government has become more complex, com-plex, opportunities for corruption have multiplied, crime has grown to serious proportions, and the danger of its protection protec-tion by unfaithful officials and of the impairment of the fundamental security of Itic and .property by crimiinaralli-ances crimiinaralli-ances and official neglect, emphasize the need of a vigilant and courageous press." Observations Fabler Once upon a time there was a man who wouldn t stdp to look at a dog fight. Theme song for spring: Ho-hum! Every cloud has a silver, lining, fairly good five-cent cigar. You can now buy a Imagine Your Embarrassment WHE.N YOU PROPOSE IN FUN AMD ARE v O A r-"r- rk ill At Wi i V r btKiuysjNtsij yr IMAQINE YOUR EMBARRASSMENT in having the fun taken out of your motor trip just because you werex satisfied with an inferior greasing job. It's " insurance against trouble to bring your, car to Cassity-Crane. Motor Co. Used Gars Worth While! All Reconditioned! 1928 Chevrolet Rumble Seat Coupe 1930 Nash Standard Six 4-door Sedan 1930 Nash Standard Six Sport Roadster; 1929 Nash Standard Six 4-door Sedan 1929 Essex 4-door Sedan 1926 Nash Special Coupe Every car was reconditioned in our Repair, Body and Paint Departments " i -w SALES SERVICE CASSITY-CRANE MOTOR- CO., Inc. 150 N. UNIVERSITY AVE. PHONE 953 , 7i Si At Birthday Sale Now On! Q. To -whom do the Falkland Islands belong' and who Is the gov-enor? gov-enor? A. Arnold W. Hodson, C. M. G Is the governor of the Falkland Islands, which are a British crown colony. Q. What proportion of the hospitals hos-pitals In the United States are in New -York state? A, There are approximately 7,280 hospitals- in continental United. States, and 700 are in New York state. ... Q. How large is Death Valley, California? A. About fifty miles long and averages twenty to twenty-five miles wide, from the crests of . the enclosing mountain ranges. Q. What Is the area of Rhode Island? A. It has 1,248 square miles. Q. How many nations are there in the world? A. Therei are sixty-three independent inde-pendent sovereign states, including Grand Duchies and principalities. Q. What does the name Arthur mean? A. "Strong" or "noble." Q. What is the ratio of divorces to population in the United States? A. In 1929 the number of divorces di-vorces granted 'was 201,475 or 1.66 per 1,000 population. .Q. When a ship sinks does it go to the bottom or is it suspended? A.' -It sinks to the bottom. . This West of Ours OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS m ' i ' i. J " ir - i i j I rfuEP'S A W HE AIWTT HGKHTTKl O Fumw OWE, VAH& OoT SORE- It -M 8UMMEST J TiE -T Puav GCOX V B looKim House, becaose, ME WttPS ; MlGH V4ATT.M A 400eE LOOtKl J i Bo vmo sj MIC.-am' -TK cnaw' aA srTTni l ocrAncF HE 1 1-4 wta. tl. 8. fKT. C- i i - til Lw-' jftVO "irsrf .til -rl I. (WW 1 .11111 llW,V MEM AKf 60RE AT "TlS GOV FER MOT PLAWM GOVJF BtCAoSE HS VMlF'S SORE AT" IKiTHE. SAMt KioGVA BovVDOO - HOUUR MOO AIKTT P-AMM II ... t. AMD TUE, 0U& in ir1"1- -- THE OBSERVER By JIM MABSHAIX Marriageable girls were in great demard after 1850 in the west. So great, was the shortage that little children of 13 and 14 years were often married; to men old enough to be their grandfathers. Early writers tell of seeing married mar-ried women playing with dolls in their woodland shacks. ' The little wives often became mothers by the ,time they were 16 or 17 and aged rapidly as the hardships of the new country worked on them. - -They, were hardly little women, however, and they formed the- foundation of the wonderful west ica ef h country which opened because of their pioneering, Well, anyway, business during J the. air maneuvers was looking up. We drearrjed a dream the other night and in this dream a little stooped-over man knocked on the Nearly Gates St. Peter rubbing the sleep out of his eyes came to the ! wicket and asked "Who's i there?" and the little stooped man said "This is Andy Mellon Duke of Pittsburgh Emperor of the Treasury Treas-ury Baron of Big Business and if but St. Peter cut him off with "Stow the titles, Andy they're no good up here . . . " v I fr Then they argued argund for awhile about whether Andy should get in . "What did you ever do for your countrymen?" asked St. Peter and Andy replied "Well, one year we had a big surplus in the treasury and I reduced the taxes of the big fellows and then an other year : when we had a deficit I put all the taxes back on the little fellows - "It was good business be cause the little f ejlows were wasting wast-ing their money on radios and autos and so forth ..." $ n 4 v "I suppose" said St Peter Vthere was nothing personal about tlhat? "l mean you didn't take off the taxes on the Big Fellows and then put 'em back on the little fellows because you happened to be one of the richest men in Amer- -"and all your pal3 were mil lionaires and you didn't give a hoot about the lower orders anyway?" any-way?" ' and Andy stuttered a bit and said No he just did it for the best interests of his country Then they talked about aluminum alu-minum for a while and wasn't it fine that there was a big tariff on aluminum so that Andy's aluminum trust could make such swell profits? pro-fits? and wasn't it fine that the oil tariff was down so that companies in which Andy had a stake could bring in gasoline from Central America at 4 cents a gallon rand make a nice big profit while a lot of American companies starved to death? n5 ' Andy said it was all pretty fine and that it was all for the common com-mon good just like rebating taxes to wealthy industries which had supported the Republican party was all for the common good too and then St. Peter prepared to close the wicket and said Well. It was too bad but unfortunately unfor-tunately there were no taxes or rebates re-bates in heaven and . no oil companies or aluminum trusts and he simply couldn't see where they'd have any use for Mr. Mellon's talents AND: The dream ended with Mr. Mellon going lown down down very rapidly indeed because be-cause his pockets were all full of gold ... SCIENCE without time in An enormous "sundial,' any sun, will point out Guayaquil, Ecuador. Instead of "recording only the sunny hours," this clock will be of use only after dark. It is a giant searchlight, lighting up surrounding landmarks at the same time each night. An electric clock will transmit impulses to a turning mechanism every five seconds. The beacon, will use a 1000-watt light and make one complete .evolution every 1 hours. Girl caddies are being employed on European groli' links. Now 'the big problem will be what the well-(fxessed well-(fxessed golfer will swear. PROVO-fATIONS Howdy, folks! Payday again. Boy, call up the war department and have It send over an escort of heavy field artillery. We're going to carry the entire $13.75 down to the bank! Li'l Gee Gee got a job In a dairy last week, but she was so clumsy they had to fire her. She was always getting in the whey. 35s V & Vs , WINS BIG PRIZE I CONTEST I v ; Oswald McBIoop (see photo) Has just won this depart ment's prise for thrift (a mono grammed dish of stewed tripe.) Oswald spent three hours yes terday calling up all his friends in the candy business, trying to get the whole sale. price on a 5-cent bag of jellybeans. P hoto by Sterling Moore. Abigail Applesauce sez: "One of th' sad things in connection with wealth is that th' neighbors always seem to have most of it." n CANDIDATE FOB THE POISON IVY CLUB 'ine naranoilea business man who writes to his sweetheart: "In regard to my love for you, please refer to my letter of the third Inst. Dictated, but not read." -fr 3js -! Whisky may not be a cure for snake-bite, but snake-bite should be a relief from modern whisky. it at : , COMMERCE & FINANCE This is a photo of Horace J. But termilk, noted financier, who has just engl- u e e r e a a m ? r g e r between be-tween the tobacco to-bacco trust and cabbage growers. Who n the price of tobacco to-bacco is high, cabbage will be used for making all cigars, and when cabbage is high, tobacco leaves vill be used for the manufacture manu-facture of sauerkraut. Photo by Charles Iverson. Perhaps the reason that the Uni versity of Hard Knocks is always crowded is because it offers many attractive new courses for ' postgraduates. post-graduates. V ' : . , I ADDLED AXIOMS. - I - All that glistens Is not serge ) - Charity, it has been said, covers a multitude of sins. But that's nothing to what the item, "Incidentals,"., "Inci-dentals,"., on the expense account covers. . HOMER BREW'S DIARY " (June 5) . .. Earlle home, where dine on a saddle of teal and a brave salads of herbs, and anon mighty wroth at Dame Brew, who doth persist in rattling; the dinner dishes while I be doing my evening bragging. But I do tell the beldame of my greate skllle at cards, especially at playing play-ing Whisk and S wabble rs. Ruff and Honors. Casino and Old MakL Whist, Bridge, Auction Bridge and Contract. But Lord! she doth only rattle the dishes the louder, and yell: "I suppose it was your greate knowledge of contract bridge that got you set S000 points at Milady Brown's party yesterday. YA-A-A-A, SMARTIE." . . . A pox, double pox, say I, on such a wyffe. . a Military expert says gas will decide de-cide future wars. , . . Huh, gas doesn't decide wars; it starts them. - Okay, pal. - " - ART SHANNON. SUMMER APPAREL For Men and Boys At Great Reductions During: Our Big Stock Reducing: Sale MeARTHUR'S HBi?attIhiei?s IPG? 57 Pleasant Gro a ve an -A GRAM PARADE 10 A.M. June 9 V i Rodeo 2 P. M. Daily Miniature Parade 7:30 P. M. June 10 'j I I It's a Knockout 3 BIG DAN CES-GENE VA Rides, Carnivals, 'Games 1 Be There, Sure June 9 -10 -11 , . r wlttlln six-cylimdieBr smoolCuniesa 'Better than 20 mile to the gallon." "It coat-permtte U the lowest of anff car." "Never have to add oil between eranlteame ehaagei9,f Drove frown Ohio to California on a repair expenme of QI.05.9"It Just runs and runs and ran.99 'r " typical comments from owmtm of the Chevrolet Six Why Is it tihat Chevrolet Chevro-let a big, powerful, smooth - running six actually costs less -to operate and maintain main-tain than any other car you can buy ? The answer lies in fire outstanding factors of Chevrolet economy 1 CVrmftfV 152" from nypotf ik body tkrmtgh-mail tkrmtgh-mail tntinltngth , M. Efficient MSngime Design makes Cherrolet fuel consumption so low that 20 miles to the gallon of gasoline is nothing unusual for a Cherrolet owner. 2 Modern Chassis Design as evidenced by Chevrolet long heavy frame, four, parallel - mounted springs,., and smooth -running - six-cylinder -engine -increases the ability, of the Chevrolet Six to run dependably, day after day. &rExceUence of Jftanu faeture also adds to. Chevrolet dependability and long life. . Chevrolet pistons, for instance, are built so carefully, and held true to ich cloao limits of pre cision, that many owners have gone 20,000 miles or more without having their motors opened for major servicing. 4. IZiah-Quatita Materials are used throughout the Chevrolet car costly nickel steel, chrome-vanadium chrome-vanadium steels, chrome-nickel steels to assure trouble-free, Iow-ost service fos tens of thousands of mil Mb to' eUtm lumit uf srvcMMft dmwrole1$ Ommcv') Service Policy i mutt lihenl mmr afiarmd in KWMtriwi trith m low p ritmi tmr S Economical NaUonsvide Sen lce9 with its lowr flat-rate charges on labor and genuine parts, is available at 10,000 dealers throughout the country, whe also oner the protection of the most liberal owner's service policy pol-icy eer to back a low-priced car. Remember in addition to all these basic economies Chevrolet offers the extra"T6lIars-and-cents advantage of one of the lowest low-est delivered prices on the market. And this cosi may be "spread over a period of many month by the liberal GJHi.C. pUuu $ww flpnEvnaiLE'ir six The Great, American Value 0 , --'.-' ' Hew lou prices Chevrolet passenger car price range from $475 to $6S0. Truck chassis prices range from $355 to $590.,yAll prices f.o.b. Flint, Mich. Special equipment, extra. Low delivered prices and easy terms.' fee your dealer below SUPERIOR MOTOR CO. neber,' Utah SUPERIOR MOTOR CO. : PROVO, UTAH OLSEN MOTOR SALES Spanish Fork. Utah |