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Show B8 Wednesday, Dean Santa. . . Letters to Santa is a tradition as old as Christmas itself. A combination wish list, resume and confessional, confes-sional, these letters are heartwarming and often hilarious in their syntax and unorthodox spelling. Children from across the region sent their letters to Santa "Clause" (most spelled it with the "e" - either as an homage to the 1994 movie starring Tim Allen or perhaps they are aspiring lawyers, Santa's not sure) do the North Pole. The Vernal Post Office and area schools were kind enough to send us copies to reprint. We've tried to print as many as space permits. But rest assured, kids. Santa himself has received all your requests at his North Pole headquarters and is doing his best to fulfill your lists. Dear Santa, Why am I not on your lists? Christmas is coming and I want to be on your list to get something! some-thing! I want a bike. I deserve a bike because I have been in school and I have been good. I need a bike so I can get to the store when I need to get stuff. I also want Rock Band II. I deserve this game because I play the same games over and over again and it is boring. I do my chores at home, I am good, and I listen to my mom. I hope that I can get on your nice list. Sincerely, Emiliano Vega Dear Santa, Can you put me on your list? I do exist! If I am not on your list I can't get presents. I want presents pres-ents because I want to play with something when I am bored. I want a dog. I deserve a dog because I have done my chores. I have been good. I do my work, and I have been nice. I also gave my teacher an apple and a candy cane. I also want an X-box 360. I already have one, but it doesn't work. I deserve a new one because be-cause I be good at home and I do my chores. I also deserve these presents because I believe in you! I hope that you will put me on the nice list! Thank you. Christian Cesspooch Dear Santa: I want Christmas! I wish you could put me on your Christmas list because I have been a little bit good and I want to get presents. pres-ents. I want a Spartan helmet. I deserve a Spartan helmet because be-cause I have been very good. I have been helping my mom with chores, and I have been very very good in school. ' I think that you are very good with children. All the children believe that you are real, and I believe that you are real, I want to be on your list and get Christmas. Christ-mas. Please let me be on your Christmas list and thank you and goodbye. Calvin YellowHorse Dear Santa: I deserve to be on your list because I have been cleaning dishes and I have been nice and I want to get presents. I want a Sponge Bob game and movie. I deserve them because I get good grades and I read books and I am good at math. I would like to be on your nice list. Could I please have my presents? Thank you, Everett Serawop Dear Santa: I just found out I am not on your Christmas list and I really do exist. I am writing because I want to be on the good list. I want an x-box 360. 1 deserve one because I am good at math and reading and good at drawing teddy bears. I also do good on playing games and I can bead a necklace. I am good because I listen to people and I listen to my mom and dad and grandma and grandpa and I like to have fun with my family and I love them. I think that you like cookies and sending presents and you are cool and you like Rudolph because he lights the way. And I think you should add me to the list because I believe that you are nice. Sincerely, Talon Tohtsoni p.s. SANTA ROCKS! o Oo ! v'mS T i, I . bVc the. December 24, 2008 Dear Santa: I heard I was not on your list. That made me sad. I am writing to tell you what I want and whether I have been naughty or nice so you can add me to your list. I want DC shoes and a play station 3. 1 deserve these things because I was good at home and at school. I watch my brother and sister and I feed the horses, pigs and dogs. You are a nice guy and I hope you get me all of the things I've said. Sincerely, Ashtin Harty Dear Santa, . I heard that I was not on your lists and it hurt my feelings. feel-ings. I didn't like hearing it. It makes me cry. I want to be on the good list. I want a Nintendo DS. I deserve de-serve this because I have been good, and I like to be nice, and I love my family. Most of the time I help my mom, and my sisters, too. I let my sisters play in my room and I let them play with my stuff. My sister gave me her horse and it changes colors. I like you because you are the favorite Santa I like and I think you are cooler than cool and because you're so cool you will put me on your list. Thank you. Kammie Poowegup Dear Santa: I heard I am not on your list. That makes me sad. Iam going to cry. Could I please be on your good list? I would like a new PSE I deserve it because I am always good I always concentrate and do my work. I help my mom and my little brother getting water and make things. I help my cousin building things. I also want an X-Box Live. , I deserve this because I help around the house by taking out the trash and what my they ask me to do. I also do good stuff. I want to be on the good list because I am good and I want presents. Thank you, Jonathan StandingRock Dear Santa: I heard that I wasn't on your lists so I hope this note puts me on your list and gets me presents. Thank you. I want a new DS. I deserve this because ' I want it for Christmas and I have been good. I have been nice and I have been on task and I learn different things. I want an X-Box 360. I deserve it because I have been nice for you. I have been good for my mom and dad and I have been doing my work. I also want an iPod because I deserve it and I am being good for everyone and nice to everyone. Santa, put me on your list because I feel really bad not being on your list. Sincerely, Nichole Gerber Dear Santa, . I heard I was not on your . nice list. That makes me mad so I am telling you; you better put me on your nice list. Here is the thing I want: I want a dirt bike and I deserve it because I am good in school and I listen to my mom and dad. I really want to be on your nice list, please. Sincerely, Chance McMullen X- m,:-TT ,',At, nor 11 1 I vir..l ;.i I i . r i iS. Re.Vyv3)ck Wiy Vernal Dear Santa, I heard I wasn't on your good or bad list. That makes me sad! I am writing to tell you I still exist so can you put me on your list? I want to be on the good list. I want one year of x-box live. I deserve this because I have been very good at home. I help out with my baby brother and I help my mom and dad with the family. I do dishes and help put the Christmas tree up. I also want a new car for my mom. She really deserves this because her car has black stuff coming out of the exhaust pipe. Mom's the one that mostly takes care of my baby brother and she pays for the food and then cooks it. She also wakes me up when I sleep in on school days. She takes care of the family. Finally, I want a dog. I deserve de-serve a dog because I clean my room. We take extra deer meat to the elders and we give some to our family too. I want to be on your good list because I have been good and I want presents. Sincerely, Daelen Serawop Dear Santa, Why am I not on your list? Not being on your list makes me feel sad. Can you put me on the list, please? For Christmas I want a toy mustang. I deserve a cat because I help my dogs with water and I help my family to read. I help my classmates and my teacher work and learn and to write. I have been good and nice to people and I help my dad with tractors. I also go with my uncle and help him with fires, he is a firefighter. I have been naughty, but I have been nice this year, too. I have been nicer than meaner this year. Can you put me on your list for Christmas, please?, Sincerely, . ... Jaysnirie Knight Dear Santa: I heard I wasn't on your list and that made me kind of sad. I deserve to be on your list because be-cause I have been good this year. Please, Santa, can I go on your list? I want a huge teddy bear. I think I deserve it because I have been helping my mom and my grandma and pretty much my family. I have been really good in school by helping people learn their times tables. I make people feel better and not afraid. I make people happy by giving them good advice. Can I pretty please go on your list? I help everybody, and I have been really good and I haven't been bad to anybody. Sincerely Elizabeth Gonzalez Dear Santa, I heard I'm not on your list. If I didn't get anything then I would be mad so I am writing to tell you why I want it and what I want. I want some arrows for my bow, broad head ones. I deserve these arrows I was good and I was nice so far from the last twenty minutes, and because I took my sister to class. This year I helped my dad on the old farm. Please give me these toys. They're not toys they're very dangerous weapons. From: Justin Riley Dear Santa, I feel sad because I am not on your list. I want to be on the nice list. Can you put me on your list, please? I want a toy dinosaur. I deserve de-serve a toy dinosaur because I was nice to my little sisters. IwaH helping my mom and my aunties and uncles. I was working hard and trying in school. Please, Santa, can you put me on the list? Thank you. Matthew Gardner Dear Santa, I heard I wasn't on your list. I would like you to put me on your list. I want a PSP for Christmas. I deserve a PSP because I do what my dad tells me. I do my . work in school. I take care of my little sister, I do my chores, and I don't know. Can you please put me on your list? From: Kaden Labrum Express Dear Santa, Get me stuff. I want x-box 360 games. I deserve these games because I help my dad clean. I try to be good for the teacher. I am nice to my friends and sometimes buy them a fizz. I also want Gears of War II. I deserve this game because I help my grandma get groceries. We shoot deer and we give it to my family and we share the extra meat with other people. Could you please put me on the list? From: Melvin Cesspooch, Jr. Dear Santa, I heard I wasn't on your list and that made me sad. But I wrote some things down for' you that I want for Christmas, please. I want an iPod. I deserve and iPod because my cousin jumped into our swimming pool and he broke my mp3 player. I want a DS. I deserve a DS because my brothers and my sisters have game boys and I don't have any. Sincerely, Ashley Tippets Dear Santa, Why am I not on your list, I am mad about it. Can you put me on your list because I have been really good this year? I want a DS. I deserve a DS because I help everybody and take out the trash and I help my mom at home. I want a Star Wars Light Saber. Sa-ber. I deserve one because I do whatever my mom tells me and I try to do all the stuff at school and because I help baby-sit my little brother. I want a Star Wars ATTE Walker. I clean my room and I try to help my auntie when she needs it and I help my grandma and I help my mom when she is sick. That's all. Can I please get on the list? Please? I have been really good this year. See ya' on Christmas! McKinley LaRose Dear Santa, I heard that I wasn't on your list and I wanted to tell you that I do exist, me, Bryan, and that I was going to tell you that I do exist so that you can give me toys and I don't care if I am on the good or naughty list, I do exist. I will do anything to be on the list. I want a Nintendo DS. ,' I deserve it because 1 always do my chores when I get home and" because I do what my mom tells me to and I help her with things that she needs helping with because be-cause she is really sick. I want a PSE I deserve a PSP because I am really good at basketball and no other sports and that I always am active in my brothers and sisters want me to play with them and I am always nice to my family. I want to be on the list because be-cause I deserve it because I help people. From Bryan Curtis Dear Santa, I heard I am not on the list. I feel frustrated. I want to be on the list. I want a Wii. I deserve a Wii because I am good to my parents. I try to do my work and be a good student. We do feed the horses, feed the chickens, and feed the dogs. Please bring me the presents. pres-ents. Sincerely, Zennia Chapoose Dear Santa, I have seen you two times already and both times I asked for alone trooper gun and helmet. Also I would like to thankyou for all the things that you gave me last year. I would like a remote control car too, and I need a few pairs of pajamas. I would like a new DS game too. Me and my brother Skyler want a watch. Thankyou, Josh PS. You are a great guy! Dear Santa, Thank you for everything. I have been good this year. This year I want a dinosaur I can ride on and a pony saddle. I really want a Nintendo DS, please. Love, Amber M. Dear Santa, Thankyou for all the toys and thingn you brought to me last year. I wou Id 1 i ke an Indian knife, a German Sheppard, adogbowl, dog food, and a dog house. Thank you, Matthew Duar Santa, Thankyou foreverythingyou guve me and now, I want a Wii, a fast remote control car that goes 100 miles an hour. Thanks, Bradon VriliaLJ'V.: MihM jiisnU mM.,.i).cr fet':., : J .. .v..,'w .... i. vrv ktmty Dear Santa, , '' Thanks for all the toys and things you brought to me last year. This year I would like a DS with games. That is all I want for Christmas. Keep up the good work! Love, Ezra 4 Dear Santa, Thanks so much for that nutcracker and those games. They are really fun games. You are the best, Santa! This year I would like the Dwarfs Mine Lego Set and I will give you extra cookies. Thank you, Samuel Dear Santa, You are nice and I'm telling you thankyou for all of the things you got me for Christmas. This year I want a cell phone, laptop, CD player and an I pod. You are the best Santa-ever, and I feel bad for you because you have to make all of your reindeer pull you around, It is a lot of work for your reindeer and you also because you have to pack all of the presents and I know that it is hard to get all of the notes or to have them tell you what they want for Christmas. Love, Maddyson Dear Santa, Thanks for the things you gave me last year. I would like a real miniature horse, a bike, a bridle and a saddle. Oh Santa? Did you really have penguins a lone time aeo? Oh. thank vou. i ,un, ana a. nave oeen . trying to De ""good all year. Love, Angel Dear Santa, Thank you for all the toys and things you brought to me last year. Santa, how old are you? Write how old you are in this line. Santa, , can you please give these toys to me? I want a dog, a remote control airplane, a magic bell and a remote control robot. Please return to me. Thanks, Spencer I ! ' ' ' . t .'.I V .11) I L. ire "V , u. lMk A .3 ' J . :)irl Hub X Uiu ; :..: "S -. . .- ( v. - I .V t. ..A.:. I Dear Santa, . Thank you for all the toys and things. This year I want a DS, a BMX bike, an I pod, a gas powered remote truck, DS game pokimon, shoes, Bolt the movie, a hat and a anything else. Thank you, Daviyon Dear Santa, I would like a DS, make up, a Wii, pajamas, a Christmas tree store and an Easy Bake Oven. I really liked the teddy bear last year. Thank you, Elizabeth Dear Santa, Thank you for all the things and toys you brought to me last year. This year I would like an American doll, a dress that looks like Mrs. Claus' dress and some accessories for my American doll, please, and make up, a Wii with games, Littlest Pet Shop, DS with games, a nice sister, an Easy Bake Oven and give the poor kids more toys please. Love, Hayden Dear Santa, This year I would like a Wii because my mom and dad said, "Yes". I would also like warm pajamas. I Love You Santa! Myra Dear Santa, Thank you Santa for all the wonderful things you got me last year. I would like transformers and' animated Shock Wave. You're handsome and nice! Thankyou, ,' Kayce Dear Santa, Thankyou for all the toys and things you brought to me last year. This year I would like a.Mp3 player, more DS games, some red dresses, a sled and games. Have I been good? Thank you, Evelyn Dear Santa, Thankyou for all the toys you gave me last year. I would like a Wii game, monkey, chair, laptop, CTR ring, Crazy Frog CD, ball, and a pig bank. Thank you, Ben I I . '-, ' J I v ", i 1 ycV . I'. -) I X Mil' V . -, I Sr - 0 jn,rton ilk jqcp hi i |