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Show toff11 !IJX4v'- I've heard of Physical Plants before, but. . . ITs own Medusa snags blind fool for merger Nuptial plans for an April wedding were announced Thursday k Hideous Sorenson, former Chronic editor-in-chief. Miss Sorenson, however, refused to divulge the name of the as she wasn't quite sure who it would be. "It's going to beas wedding," she exclaimed. "Everyone is invited to bring a gifts as they check with my various wedding registrars." Her places and silverware were selected on the basis of gaudiness awhr and general inappropriateness to any occasion. Miss Sorenson said she plans to don a wig for her ceremony sir refuses to comb her hair on any occasion. "I was thinking ai Afro and wearing white hot pants," she said. "However I'nu about the black net stockings." Maids of honor will include Salvador Pearce and Angle Nesler good friends of Ms. Sorenson. Newly-weds plan to spent honeymoon in the Ozarks drinking anything they can get then on. We also understand, Miss Sorenson plans to sing her immorti ' pin is your pin" song. Best men include Jeffy Cheaper Swiftoi I "The Trophy" Andersonian and AI Bocher as well as a c j millions all ex-boyfriends. c The groom? Well, the mischievious Miss Sorenson is still te: v under her wig. But the odds on favorite is Jim Sardine. f |
