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Show Cosic eateth immensely - , -J N " 1 Yea but the battle was much closer than the score indicated. For the Redskins, from the land northward did fight mightily and did give their southern brethren a powerful battle. Yea, the Redskins did get much strength from their own Gentiles. Principally two who cometh from the sunny land of California, yea, that great land to the west where it is prophesied that many will fall into the great waters. Yea, and these two Gentiles known as Dearman and Soderberg did strive mightily to best their brethren from the south and they together did total many buckets, in so much as they did score 38 points between them. Yea, but as the battle progresseth, many violations were committed. And it came to pass that these violations were committed by the brethren from the north, yea, principally because the brethren in the striped shirts, yea, also known as referees did wax their whistles many times against the brethren of the north, yea, so many times did-they make the noise that the brethren from the south did get many chances from the line of charity. And the brethren of the south, yea, also known as Cougars did convert on their chances from the line of charity. And it came to pass that they did convert, so many times that they did best their brethren from the north for that reason. Yea, it came to pass that the brethren of the north did also get chances at the line of charity, and they did convert many times. However, the brethren of the north did not get as many chances at the line of charity as their southern brethren because By BRUCE WOODBURY Chronicle Staff LXXXII CHRONICLE: Chap. II: For behold there again went out a decree from on high, that the brethren known as Foster Kids should leave the land of their birth and travel south to the land of desolation (Provo) to engage the inhabitants of that land thereof, also known as Cougars, in a mighty contest. But the brethren from on the hill, known as Redskins, did protest that they had engaged the brethren from the land forty miles south in battle already and had been defeated. Whereas the brethren from the land southward did also protest that they had bested their northern brethren once in battle, yea, they did not want to engage their northern brethren in battle once more for fear of their lives. But it also came to pass that their protests fell on deaf ears, yea, they were heard not, and furthermore, fur-thermore, they were ordered to engage in battle for the honor of their respective peoples. And it came to pass that the battle did take place. Yea, it occurred in the land southward, in the home land of the peoples known as Brigham Young. And the kids known as Foster did travel southward to the land of desolation (known as Provo) where they did engage their opponents, known as Cougars, in battle. And it came to pass that battle took place in a large building, an extremely large building known as the "Big Mac." And this was so that a large multitude of the brethren from the land south ward, an extremely large multitude of people, could watch the contest. And it also came to pass that the brethren of the large building did make it possible for a few brethren from the land northward, north-ward, yea, an extremely small number of these people, to attend the contest held in the big building to witness the battle. But behold, after all the preparation did take place, the battle did finally begin. And both groups of people, the brethren from the land northward known as Redskins, and also the brethren from the land southward known as Cougars, did have all their forces at full strength. Yea, the brethren known as Cougars did bring with them many Gentiles. Included among these many Gentiles was one known as Kresimir who cometh from the land eastward across the great waters, behind the curtain known as Iron. Yea, the brethren from the south did cheer this Centile from far away, yea, they did throw much adulation his way. And he did eateth it all up. And it also came to pass that more Gentiles did fight in the battle for people from the land southward. Yea, they did add much strength to their forces. Principally, one known as Fryer from the land northward by the Sound known as Puget. And it came to pass that he was aided by yet another Gentile who cometh from the land of the draft dodgers, also known as Canada. And all these brethren did perform exceedingly well in the battle, yea well enough to total 79 points, while their opponents, op-ponents, yea, the Redskins from the land northward were only able to total 66. Ute center Jay Vaughn 30 gives a "you better not mess around win me" look as he pulls down a rebound Saturday. U 0S to y,. -Photo by Steve Schowert ,' of the way that the brethren in the striped shirts did witness the violations that were committed. And it came to pass that the chief of the brethren of the north, yea, also known as Foster did commend com-mend his brethren after the contest. And he did say that they did play exceedingly well for most of the contest, except for the last five minutes of the contest, where they did commit many violations which gave their opponents the ball, allowing their i southern brethren to score A-they A-they also did wax cold their five minutes and were notable i put the ball through the ! which also accounted for th j defeat by the brethren of if. ' South. " And it shall come to pass thatif ' is all that will be written abt 1 this great battle, yea, owing lo;-- fact that this battle is finish i until this time next season, " also owing to the fact that t?-- J, writing has gone on too long |
