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Show Gravy bowl S. D- salesman Peddles Political pop BY GLEN LEONARD Many moons ago a Soft Dar Salesman wandered int Valley of fte Briny Wale new product to peddle Setting himself Up , frmge of the clustered J community known as uj' City, the S.D. Salesman offe students at the tepee cluster-carbonated cluster-carbonated drink called Cherry Ribbon. f The tepee cluster was kno, Universe-City because of the u;' versal welcome extended to fa drink salesmen from all corners the flavor spectrum. But no sooner had j-Drink j-Drink Salesman set up the k chise, known as Vandal Vent-to Vent-to distribute his prod,CL.: sooner had he done this, win was barraged with complaints. I "We don't need your j, I cherry drink" drummed theft ing Birch Society. "You m l catch us bending in the bb I breezes of these unsettled ye-1 "Give us grape drinks! We'll if. I with Welches!" I "You can keep your Ctrl Ribbon," the right retorted.1: 1 have sufficient variety will I mild drink mentioned. Andif. I need a choice, you can pick! I Pure Prune or Pinched Fit I ' mon from the Bill Miller K I i upstate New York." I ' Convinced in their hearts 1 1 ' unfermented drinks were best I a the soul, the Weeping Birch i I J ciety refused to touch Diet I Ripe Cherry drink. So, the a. I tl man left the unfermented tot I j, grape guzzling and moved to: I tl next tepee, the one covered" I fi the African elephant skins fr I s Big Chief Rough Rider's a1 I 11 expedition. I But the Young Publicans in I sl elephant skin tepee also ; I Qj have nothing to do with the S I m Drink Salesman's carbon;: I & drink. I pr "I want to make lliisf j sc clear," an articulate spots I ai said. "The drinks e njo; I th greatest popularity at our 1 1 sli are the mind mixtures tol .-Re-processed Nicked Neffl' I Nectar and fresh, uncideredA; I Ag, also known as Appk I Dew" I The Soft Drink I turned next to the donkeyl tepee where resided the pi? I Young Dinos. He food r-1 thoroughly involved in i I t Hour Ham Fry, where te)' I ir swallowing gallons a -1 L- Musky Mellon Mixers fro -1 j; mingled with Minnesota I drink. , .,.1 j; The Soft Drink M girded himself for pitch. Turning away In ganized political tepft preached Committee J ; soon rounded up I pants willing t Pa I ' Vandal Vending station- I g But the salesman I too long. The Ripe Ml a, had gone Sour and j I around it with car X, you shake up I nated pop, yu "rfihenf I ,-v" face when you pry f I 'to. Of "One manssrv I other man's sour gra |