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Show The Animist Awards for Campus Nice Guys Erich Fromm, in "The Art of Loving," asked the pertinent question, "Can anything be learned about the practice of an art exceot bv oracticing it?" Since the Animist has always dreamed of being a politico, poli-tico, with duties du-ties of kiss-i kiss-i n g babies, shaking hands and issuing thoueht we'd Ex-coach Ray Nagel receives re-ceives the . Comeback of the Year Award. The Great Ideas of Western Man Award goes to the Traffic Planning Committee for the changes they made which make driving and parking on campus such a pleasure. Officer Farnsworth gets the Most for the Least Award. S. W. Mote, manager of the Bookstore, gets the Least for the Most Award. The entire staff of the Bookstore joins him in the Nothing Can' 3e " Done in a Day Award. One institution gets two great awards. The Otis Eleva-, tor Award and the Student Comfort Award, for exceptional exception-al service to basic human needs goes to the Red Basement. (Our newest food facility, otherwise known as the Crimson Commons.) Com-mons.) The Let George Do It Award goes to the cheerleaders for the aid they rendered Ron Bouck in leading cheers. The highly valued Freedom of the Press Award goes to Jim Moss, ASUU president, for his feeling that the press should have responsible feedback feed-back from the student body through the student body president. pres-ident. The Watch It, Boys Award goes to the new director of security, J. Elroy Jones, and the MacGarry Award to whoever who-ever appointed Jones. The Award for Prison Architecture Archi-tecture goes to the Department of Planning and Construction for throwing a fence across nearly every sidewalk on the lower campus. This department also gets the Scenery Award for putting most of same in trucks and hauling it away. The Traditional, Ivy Covered Beauty Award goes to the team that cut all the trees down in front of the Park Building. Diane Hatch, coordinator of student activities, gets the Mother Hen of the Year Award. The literary prize, the Dr. Zhivago Novel Which" Everybody Every-body Says Is Great But Nobody Reads Award goes to the Pen. The Lawrence Welk' Award goes to the Chemical Engineering Engineer-ing Department's bubble projects. pro-jects. The Distinguished Community Commun-ity Service Award goes to the Union Parking Lot attendant. Russell Cressman and BITCH get the Positive Apathy Award. The Gadfly Award goes to all those faculty members who are "concerned about the Book-' store, but my position isn't that solid at the University." The So What Award goes to Dr. Vision of the Philosophy Department, whose position we hope is solid. And finally, to the Animist Is reserved the Sweet Kid of the Year Award. Now that the awards are given, giv-en, has anybody got any nice, mature babies? The Animist needs practice in that area too. get some practice at the art by passing out a few awards to some campus friends. A good deal of thought has gone into the choosing of the recipients, and we have been helped extensively by several ' friends. They wish to remain anonymous, but thanks anyway, any-way, gang. The Scrooge of the Year Award goes to the Union Food Service for their move in simultaneously si-multaneously raising prices and cutting down on the amount of potato chips on a burger plate. |