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Show fiauling Cue WANT A NEW ARM: Contact a damsel dam-sel in Army Sponsors. Perhaps she'll sponsor a new limb for you this quarter. ARE YOU A VEGETABLE?: That's nice. CHOKE ... I MEAN, JOKETIME: What did the rude, inconsiderate lad say to the tossed salad that gave him a stomach ache? You make me sick! SLIPPERY SCUM: Do you have a problem with the gutter water flooding your front lawn because of inadequate drainage facilities? Try to 'curb' it. BOOP-BOOP-BE-DOO: A terribly important im-portant meeting -will be held in the Men's Locker Room of the Union on Friday, April 2, at 4:30 for all fellows wishing to bring back Betty Boop Cartoons. DO YOU HAVE A POLICE RECORD?: Which officer sings it? |
