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Show RECOMMENDED BX A WIFE When Smith talked into hl friend's office he found him looking very depressed. "Hullo, old man," he said, "what'i up?" "Oh, just my wife," replied th other sadly. "She's engaged a new secretary for me." "Well, there's nothing wrong about that. Is she a blonde or a brunette?" "He's bald." Mistaken Identity "What's that ugly insignia on the side of that bomber?" "Sh-h-h, not so loud. That's the commanding officer looking out the window." Hands Off Junior: "Pop, what are untouchables?" untouch-ables?" Pop: "Well, a good example of an untouchable is the guest towel In the bathroom." Voice of Experience Young Harry: "Dad, what's the difference between a gun and machine gun?" Dad: "There is a big difference. It is just as if I spoke, and then your mother spoke." |