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Show Tnrlnn T nmn A TOURIST noticed a lazy Indian chief lolling at the door of his wigwam. "Chief," remonstrated the tourist,, "why don't you get a job in a factory?" fac-tory?" "Why?" grunted the chief. "Well, you could earn a lot of money. Maybe 30 or 40 dollars a week." "Why?" insisted the chief. "Oh, if you worked hard and saved your money, you'd soon have a bank account. Wouldn't you like that?" "Why?" again asked the chief. "For heaven's sake!" shouted the exasperated tourist. "With a big bank account you could retire, and then you wouldn't have to work any more ..." "Not working now," pointed out the chief. A MYSTERY Upon being offered some roast chicken, Sam accepted a drumstick. "Now, Sam, would you like some of this nice stuffing?" asked his' mother. "No, thank you," he replied. Andi after a thoughtful moment added, "And I don't see why the chickens eat It either." |