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Show Still a Bargain "What do you think of the high cost of living?" "It's worth it." Forgery, Begorry! Casey and Murphy were asked to witness the signing of a will. Casey duly signed, but, being unable to write, put an X. "Begorra, Casey," Murphy exclaimed, seeing this, "you've gone and signed my name!" And Milk Bottles "Why the round hole in your front door?" "That's for circular letters." Out of Sight "I know I'm not really much to look at," admitted the fiance. "Oh, well," philosophized his bride-to-be, "you'll be at the office most of the time." r"7 |