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Show ALL DUNN by Roy Dunn I 1 i HOWDY FOLKS I reckon p's a whole lot of you peo-. peo-. f" thal. wish they would get re racial trouble settled l"1 folks could go around !Ji,pre ever they want and not scared that they might be fhhprcd, or even killed' just e their skin don't hap-Jen hap-Jen to match the color of some-' some-' eice's skin. j Co wsh thy could &et thin? settled. Shucks, a !".',Spr just can't help being ,"tever color he is. We didn't re much to say about it and Lldn't change our color, no patter if we wanted to. There are many nationalities jdd colors of people, and even tcW of the same color and ,m the same part of the ,irf who hate each other. wv all have something in corranon. the most important of wliiclm. is that they are all hu-jubs hu-jubs and want at least, a fair slice of the pie of life. But some want the whole pie. Even the American Indian has been downtrodden, is generally gen-erally assumed to be too ignorant ig-norant to manage his own affairs af-fairs and must bo taken care of as a mentally retarded person. per-son. They must have survived in this land for centrales before Christrifo Colombo ever talked Queen Izzy into loaning him a boat and some money. Then he got lost and finally landed on a faraway shove where he and his gang discovered a tribe of red men and called them Indians, In-dians, for the want of a better name. Anyway, he thought he was in the West Indies, so it's just as well. Since these Indians didn't have the same religion and ritualistic rit-ualistic goings on, pertaining thereto, the intellectuals from over the sea called a summit meeting and decided: "We shall take on the responsibility res-ponsibility of saving these hea- thens from themselves and will teach them the ways of the white man. These people are savages and know not what they do. We shall appoint a committee to find out how they grow this grain which is called corn. Also we shall find out how they extract the juice from these kernels and make something called fire-water, which will eventually be called cal-led 'Cocktails'." Well folks, ya'all know darn well that we have been teaching teach-ing them ever since, but I don't think we have ever got all of thern educated yet. Some of them are just plain bull-headed bull-headed and want to hang onto their old customs and be honest. hon-est. Yeah, we have taught them ho wto skin their buddies, any way possible. We have taught them how to never tell the truth unless they can profit from it. We have taught them how to kill people by the thousands, thou-sands, yea, the hundreds of thousands. We have taught them the art of hate and how to apply it. How to cheat and get away with it. How to vote a rascal into a public office, then deny voting for him. How to defend the rapist & murderer murder-er of a little eleven year old girl, claiming this mad-dog was denied his "rights" in a court of law. How to gain the trust of the people, have them deposit their hard-earned money in your firm for their future security, se-curity, then sack it ,all and take off. And to be secure in the knowledge that if you're later to be found out, you'll only be charged with something called, mis-appropriation of funds. A case of sorta getting, your money mixed up with the depositors and can't seem to get it separated. We have taught Ihem how it is possible to lean on the wage earners for a livlihood without making any effort to earn our own living, and if at any time you feel that you are not getting enough, all you have to do is demand more and go limp if ordered to vacate property you have illegally taken ta-ken possession of. The cops you have learned to hate will very gently carry you off to the pokey, feed and take care of you, and you will become a martyr as a result. How to get a seat in the United States Senate and set in the seat of a Senator in the Nation's Capital and betray the trust of your constituents by stealing hundreds of thousands thou-sands of dollars under the guise of mis-appropriation of funds. If you are found out, you know you'll only get your wrist slapped slap-ped lightly and retain your seat as a lawmaker and the peer of others. The embarrassment of your fellow Senators will be no cause for concern, for you ca.n't be held responsible for their honesty, and besides, if they are stupid enough to be honest, that's just their hard luck. We have taught these uncivilized unciv-ilized red-skinned savages how-to how-to form and shape something called a 'permissive society,' where anything goes and the three letter word of Diety has been challenged by a. four letter let-ter word of subversion which can only end in utter chaos. Shucks folks, I just know you'll agree with me when I say that sooner or later we will have all these people educated to our way of life, which of course, is the best and only way to live. And that these ignorant ig-norant Indians who have so earnestly taught the ways of the white man ,will be forever grateful to us. And they will pray to the 'Great Spirit,' that they may, someday, be as rotten rot-ten to the core as some of those who set the example. Knowing full well that there are some honest and righteous ones among them, Ihe Indian also knows that these, like the ; Red Man, have not been civilized civiliz-ed either. But who knows? They may yet, see the light. AMEN. SEE YA'ALL LATER. |