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Show -- A hillbilly was being questioned ques-tioned about an election scandal. "Did you sell your vote?" the lawyer asked. "Not me - I voted for the fella because I liked him." "Come now," the questioner ques-tioner said, "I have evidence he gave you $5." "Well," the backwoodsman backwoods-man hedged, "It's plain common com-mon sense that when a fella gives you a $5 bill you just naturally like him." We like all the folks who give us money - so much so that we always give them the best of service. (PS - We guarantee - no scandal.) |