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Show 9 jbtuuts, But 9 cMeatd ( j Wo felt like an Eskimo in hiy B.V.D.'s. Arriving at the office early i Wednesday morning, we found the furnace inoperative. After ' a couple of hours of trying to ; get some heat, we called Morris Mor-ris Allman, and he found a fuel pump gone haywire. No fuel pumps closer than Salt Lake. We hooked up a small gas heater we haven't used in years, borrowed some small electric heaters from the Baptist Bap-tist Church, and Chuck Atkin , loaned us a honey of a space ' heater that blows the warmth out like a jet, and managed to stay thawed out enough to get this issue in t'ne mails . . . and we're hoping Morris don't stay snowed-in up north too long. Printing equipment just don't run right unless it's thawed out. Kintiress is the language the blind can see and the deaf can hear. We just have to pass this on from The American Tress mag: Series of classified ads in a small Southern daily . . . FOR SALE R. D. Jones has 1 sewing machine for sale. Phone 958 after 7 p. m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who live? with me cheap. NOTICE: We regret having erred in R. D. Jones' ad yesterday. yes-terday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sal;. Cheap. Phone 958 nnd a?k f r Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 p. m. R. D. Jones has informed us that he has receiver! sevov:.l annoying phone calls because of the error vve made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad (Continued on Back Page) HERE'S MORE ABOUT I DUNNO Continued from Page One stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE: R. D. Jones has 1 sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 958 after 7 p. m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him. And finally .. . NOTICE: I, R. D. Jones, have no sewing machine. I smashed it. Don't call 958 as the telephone tele-phone has been taken out. I have not been carying on with Mrs. Klly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit. SALLIE SEZ; The Lord helps them that helps themselves ... all others should contact the government. |