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Show H ovember 13, 1933 OVlR TliL HICCUPS WITH ABIGAIL ' ' "Whattaman Cecil" the floosies say,-He got a haircut one rainy day. Now we can see why the dames are aflutter; -. It's made a new man of Goose Quill'Tucker. And ;.fter that poetic attempt Abigail will continue willi t r scandal . . . Trcvithick may not be so slow, my dears. . J -it what did he mean when . he asked Virginia Petersen if .:'d show him a good time? Abigail can quote him as v yiitg, "I know nothing of wild life." Fooled you that time . he was referring to elk, not the Elk's Club. -" 'Now we- know that something really was . the matter r til Sheldon. He may be over his appendicitis, but he's, not c r his heart trouble. Abigail is getting hungry. Where is the soph's forth-r. ming wiener roast for the frosh? Or is it just forthcoming? Abigail's pet gripe: The method all returned mission ies have of breaking up the peaceful day dreams of the z iss members by interrupting the steady drone of the prof's ! turc with some inappropriate sideline of their own; and !cr fifteen minutes of gyrating of the arms they arrive -where fast. , And even Bill Homer swallowed a pint of embarrassment t d possibly a quart of humiliation when after kissing a f-:fri plate and allowing it to stand for- a w.eck he discovered ti .jsc cute little colonies of bacteria all over it. . We wonder k k Lulu makes out. "To drink without analysis Will often cause paralysis; V To drink without propriety Results in notoriety." ; -Oh' you Delta Phi! ; Dlaine must be in training for the House of David. The f. .r charmers of Ricks actually thought he was the coach. ;e going, Thatcher! Gene Clark's motto is, "It's better to be small and shy ') in to be large and cast a shadow." Don't let him kid you, I 'Is, he's just another rat in squirrel's clothing. And while Abigail is discussing the subject of woman S ters, does Halitosis Harry have a way with the women t docs he? In private life he is supposed to be a woman h tcr, but we can't believe that after seeing him sling the U :hnique at the fanner's daughter. Jim Carr has his opinions on the subject. "I want a j -1 fresh from the farm, but she must be good looking. She n Jst be inexperienced and then maybe she'd appreciate nic." ( 'npaid want ad.) You've probably noticed that handsome heart-breaker, t -ce Jensen. His main interest in life is a curve whether h a feminine figure or a baseball game. I wonder if he's ? :r seen a baseball game? Thirteen isn't such an unlucky number after all, the ty it brought forth the filthy lucre at the faculty dance. Page 9 Is it any wonder that the pre-medics lost the assemh'y contest with Lynn Roberts (pre-mcdic) and Edna William (pre-Iaw) incorporating? And then there is the shy little maiden, Jean Danveis, who states that if her father votes for repeal that she will come home soused? Can one imagine Jean inebriated? Seen in a California paper; "Stanford Coeds must te perfect for late hours." The Fatum Loons say that Webc-women must be pretty darn good too. In spite of any superstitions to the contrary, it appeals that college profs are only human after all. At least tin steam shovel in digging dirt uncovers the fact that Cluster Nilsson was among those who went "Back to Nature." The football boys must have had a helluva good time at Ricks. Not only did they demolish the school buses a id hotel property, but it is rumored that two Pocatello squaws receive daily epistles of love or what have you from Ogdei "Some humor stuff is excellent, And some is rather sloppy; But excellent or not so hot Nine-tenths of it is 'copy'." Courtesy of Poet Liaret e. And with that Abigail returns to her knitting. . . Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but generally it takes more of them to do it. Reader's Digest. Don't Let The Weather Fool You! CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER Be Prepared OUR ART DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF THE CLEVEREST THINGS YOU EVER SAW START YOUR XMAS SHOPPING NOW! FOULGER - HURST INC. |