| Show IMPERTINENT I PARAGRAPHS P jt Xo Vo 1 Chief of Police and anil fin 1 Coroner Brutus mot met on the tho White cur cor corner curlier curtier tier ner Toll tile mo whispered 1 Caesar DotH Dolls think these special auditors who are arc probing Into Inlo QUI our finances will Jill ilu Ish lab soon 1 Alt Au mighty noodle beyond 1 me mo theres In lit all ull tills this Yes Yos Caesar thou for fOI tho the auditors BUt Hut what hilt else Search me InC Tin ris beyond mo I ro ret peat heat At n a meeting of ot taxpayers In Inthe Inthe the Iho Third ward dwells u it 1 Slight noodle hike Ilka yourself It was but hul none into could ty I thousand nd Why Caesar old skate beg heS pardon old SCOUt buy hu nectar Hud to a II navy such an as wu wo sent to blurt bluff Japan Ah AIt I J nu BOO Seti tho thu I coining tho tile bar hur Hush Kentucky went dry dt wo wu cannot talk tails aH 1111 you OU uro arc talking laiking Mention booze 1000 and you ou gut cut II It In lii the tile nock In III 11 tho thIn neck illicit Oh Caesar how can tait nil you Oll Jest so pu s Juices may bo ho dry wit it hut U it hurtH hurts mo ma to 10 hear you jest I bi I 1 Jest BO so flit But those these au auditors why wily do tb they tarry Nobody knotts thin they remain Paul paid tr I koi a n HO so they cant cabit ru Ill or ui III limy havo in which h they thoy hold as 1111 u n over tho ho hr IW ids Is of their lIeu employee Do you got ot It big holo ma lIla Ah Au h yes ell Dont whisper what 1 I havo liao told 1 you oU Cor or the and of 0 tint thu Inner I Chola HIOW no to 10 those who dare daro to think They lilily hut but Brutus In Ill n II for till fori i 1 Till flit The Ihl next evening Monday t y Caesar Cit aI t Mt f Li It MIC m It h I Imru i Ills his and 41 tId tat l leini rut rul off OtT 01 4 J lI nt so Ito very In ill tho tIbo days duya daysi i I II Ill I i i ii t flY WIDOW lO HAT iti i i ii J family LI itil ly IH IN ci Cit ii In ill Iho 1110 I room now lIoW ilo Mrs rt J 1111 11 I i 1 n flew w 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lug Ing of ot an alt evening will bo bet shown tile the Brown Grandpa will 11 n 1 In one corner Orner Undo Billy Dill Bill In another and 1 Spot tho thin watchdog wIll wilt wIllbo willbe bo be an isa little III II 0 for Cor the center table Enterprising novelty stores Ktores H ues In lii 2000 will run Fill advertisements which will I read like liku this BrInK In your our grandfather or some ono nb ole ol o and havo tile CUe of ot our OUI handy J maila out of ot him hint rates rutes this so poison 1101 Without delay 1101 JI HITS HIlS HIlSIn In lii Burlington N T 1 women women with Merry Merty huts are uro t ho 3 1111 to check them the tu If It there thero was waa only anI Homo CORlO to check tho ho Those Odd O Follows who were cru In ill Urn Uio city tho tito first of ot tho lie week wore Just islet hilco J men Inen and tIld the tho it who ln welo out OmIt In III force about the thu Kimo had their hummers hid J mUles urn OH J 1 Corbet t slugged cd uppercut Jabbed punched till tho dra dramatic matic In groAt style at nl the tile thua tel tor this week wook Ever l scan a n follow haul hIli a II rug with a II bIg bat batA batA f A lunatic taken to tho the i situ hUi lion It a few dayH ago ho thought ho he ItS an un actor And yot they thuy luat Prose club chub walk willi the tile streets unmolested I Tho rho jocular policeman who ho Iw a n man selling phony phon did It with I l thiN ii I ti remark i k You Vou may Iw Ito gOil ii Ino 1110 old cull but hut you ou got a II goo good o t IllIg Up In Ill Option tho hO club chith of lit lust pity In is 10 nN as a is for tOl oh till Ilu bent best namo for tor thu ho tile the lie cull will give Mu 1 I So 0 you OU IHK heros one isie 1111 1 till nil ul MHO of ot In iii a IL II muni after uter AND U l 11 NOT or Thi rh bounty t rubber bl ll an iLls 11 just JUKI thu tho Ito Oil in fur fiji II Ir II Ii J lg I S jon KOU HODS to thu tile jaunty County Now News HH Its Il arc uru nr down with Hw 11 lIlt rl ml g or UI ii it her finor over but hul It I t in 1 IH they tho wi will up lii tp leor S TO i lJ Tho thio 1 They ho start tho thu Utah Coup a II 11 COUl ty th on Oil HIMi 1111 I Moab eta hi hu hl lisis an 11 Ii II ii ci to tho Iho Ito Valloy Vallo Tunes Kt j Ion hOlI CIn An m iii 11 the tho ho News 1 l that tIIU ho will evil edl a U basket I tl wi cl I two bottles botel of and nd a tt I bar bur of ot coup poap for tOI 10 cents TitlED A HOT rr Jens Jells Jels Anderson Is also 1150 somo wrong with isis his fetI astern Kastern Utah Blob Advocate OH Oil 01 KOH FOI Call Tho Coil Call C I ha hll It on au flu authority that Tinner Smith wius ms out buggy riding 11 IllIg with a I lady on Wednes Wednesday day A HIT oi 01 01 ADVICE AlVICH In hI It a n bit hilt of oC offered by h thu the Kon on Gazette Cazette man mail mal If It you YOI should como 11 It I guI gill III who with wih a it face I I ni lii i nt as 0 a ii says UN us you 1 ap appear Op pear Dear at III tho door dor J I will twill wl to bO b busy bUH for tor half an un 01 hour yet ot for the tho dishes are tito not nL hOl just quit right down on tho tito door stop slop and wait for tOI or her because 1010 omo other chap may lay 1115 conIc como along nUll sC O tim tho prize and right there thero thor you ou 1 J havo lost lout an 1115 angel HAS Al In in Tilt Tho Snakes nako River mol that tho lie of nr tho Salt Sal t orches orchestra tIlt tra tre a Ii very vory VOl line hue Ile are Ilio at thu Pioneer cOIn II loat ivi 11 II AI XI I i 1ST I Utah had 1191 hul a U I little lamb I 1 b wa wits Wil an as snow elitist 01 And 11 Otel tho ito buyers bid biti hiI She Shu far fl Iti too to low Utah Ulah a U little lamb Whole leec wan wa UK its 11 Bho Sho It II down In Ill II Who Ilo IU that slow Blow Ilow l Ii |
